Grim Reaper Red Packet

Chapter 263 Tang Priest Wants to Eat Tang Priest Meat

Tang Sanzang: Bragging is bragging, you iron bastard, are you looking for death for insulting the two apprentices of the poor monk with one sentence?

Iron Man: I'm just using an analogy.

Tang Sanzang: These two apprentices of the poor monk, one is a Buddha and the other is a Bodhisattva, how can you allow mere mortals to insult you?
Iron Man: Pit Buddha, how did you become as conceited as Thor?

Iron Man: God is great?Is the Buddha amazing?Are Bodhisattvas amazing?
Iron Man's mouth, once the underdraw mode is turned on, even a hundred locks can't lock it.

Tang Sanzang: Wukong, go and castrate this iron lump @孙悦空

In anger, Tang Seng didn't care about his status as a Buddha when he spoke.

Sun Wukong: Master, let him talk, I am not in a hurry, you are in a hurry!

Tang Sanzang: As a teacher, this is for you...Okay, okay, I don’t care about being a teacher.

Sun Wukong: Then I'll be busy first, Master, it's time to pay back the money you owe me.

Brother Hou's temper became so good, which surprised Wei Wuji.

Looking at Sun Wukong's words, I immediately understood that Tang Seng was so aggressive, and he spit out when he caught the talk. It turned out that he had some other purpose, to please the creditor, Monkey King, so that he could postpone the day of repaying the money.

It's a pity that Monkey King was not fooled!

Wei Wuji: Master, can you go to the wormhole to see for yourself?

Iron Man: Wuji, don't be stupid, Zhan Pit Buddha is not that capable.

Wei Wuji: I definitely have it, but I'm afraid I don't have the courage.

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk really doesn't have the guts to bite the poor monk!

Wei Wuji: It is said that if you eat the meat of a Tang monk, you can live forever. I really want to try it.

Fairy Butterfly: Wuji, do you want to eat the Master of the Great Sage? (laughing emoji)

Wei Wuji: When I was young, I ate Tang’s monk’s meat that cost ten cents a pack. I cried and asked my mother to buy more packs, thinking that if I ate too much, I would live forever. Only later did I know that Tang’s monk’s meat was made of flour.

Tang Sanzang: Amitabha, your Buddha, the flesh of the poor monk, is there a counterfeit version?
Wei Wuji: That happened more than ten years ago. When the Journey to the West TV series became popular, the fastest-selling one was not Monkey's golden cudgel, but Master's meat.

Sun Wukong: Damn, my golden cudgel is also fake?
Wei Wuji: Brother Hou, don't get excited, it's just a child's play.

Thinking of some things in his childhood, Wei Wuji had a happy smile on his face.

Tang Sanzang: Even if it is a copycat, the poor monk is still a high-spirited monk, and eventually became a Buddha, so you can’t sell the meat of the poor monk in the copycat village, right?
Wei Wuji: I don't know about that.

Iron Man: Wormholes are the big deal, don't drag the topic too far.

Wei Wuji: Of course I know, so who dares to visit the wormhole?

Iron Man: It will take at least 100 years to fly that far, otherwise, I would have gone there long ago.

Wei Wuji: So this thing has to be done by gods.

Wei Wuji yelled several times, but no one stood up.

Even Monkey King, even Mu Tiandie, did not make a sound.

Iron Man: Sol has already gone, let's wait for his news, the gods of China are just unreliable.

Wei Wuji: Oh, I also didn't expect that so many gods in China would be compared to a god of thunder. Don't you two feel ashamed? @雷公@dianmu
Lei Gong: You kid, you still have the face to say, if I hadn't blocked you, wouldn't I still be able to get out of bed?

Dianmu: Yes, my poor hair hasn’t grown out yet (tearful expression)

Wei Wuji: When I didn't say it (eye expression)
Speaking of which, Lei Gong and Dian Mu are pitiful enough.

ding ding.

The phone suddenly rang twice.

Wei Wuji quit the red envelope group and saw a new friend request.

Phoenix requests to add you as a friend.

Phoenix?

The only phoenix Wei Wuji knew was Uncle Wu.

But the name is Phoenix, so it doesn't necessarily mean that this deity is really Phoenix.

Immediately click Agree, and the Phoenix's avatar was not loaded until this moment.

It was a real phoenix, dancing in the sky for nine days, spraying out divine fire, with a sea of ​​bright red blood underneath.

"Deputy head, do you miss Uncle Wu?"

As soon as he agreed, the phoenix sent a message.

Damn, it's really fucking Uncle Wu!
"I said Wu Zai, isn't your name Wu Shu? How did you become Phoenix?"

Wei Wuji suppressed a smile and asked.

"Who told you that Uncle Wu is Uncle Wu's real name?"

Uncle Wu was extremely flustered, and said: "Uncle Wu has successfully transformed from a black-bone chicken to a phoenix, so of course he has to show off."

"How was life in the demon world?"

Wei Wuji asked.

"very bad."

Uncle Wu immediately turned depressed, and said: "The demon world has fallen, and the Phoenix family is even more devastated. In the huge demon world, only Uncle Wu and a phoenix are left. It's miserable, it's too miserable."

"That's great, no demon is your opponent, then you can dominate the demon world."

Wei Wuji said enviously.

"What a fart!"

Uncle Wu was immediately angry when he heard that, and said: "Without the mother phoenix, how do you let Uncle Wu pass on the family? How can you make the Phoenix family strong again?"

Uh, it turned out that Wu Zai was worrying about this matter.

"Just find a ferocious bird and force it to give birth."

Wei Wuji replied with a smile.

"Bloodlines matter."

Uncle Wu knew that he couldn't explain clearly to Wei Wuji, so he asked instead: "Uncle Wu's fried chicken balls, is it still there?"

"They're all fine, don't worry!"

It's rare that Fifth Uncle still misses those people, Wei Wuji immediately replied.

"Uncle Wu has prepared some gifts, everyone has a share, you send them."

Fifth Uncle was in the Demon Realm, and was about to get sick from boredom, thinking about his chicken balls on Earth all day long.

Just changed from a black-bone chicken to a phoenix, and immediately used his cultivation, using Skynet, to contact Wei Wuji, the main purpose of which was to give gifts.

hum.

Click to receive Uncle Wu's red envelope, a lot of messy things poured into the treasure chest.

Wei Wuji clicked into the treasure chest and took a look. There were kidneys and whips of various animals, and various beautiful feathers, all of which were gadgets.

But because there are no such things on the earth, if they are sold, even a feather is worth at least tens of millions.

The members of the chicken group are going to make a fortune this time.

"Wu Zai, you can't be too partial, where's the gift for me?"

There are a lot of things wrapped in a red, but in Wei Wuji's opinion, there is nothing that makes his heart move.

"Uncle Wu found two pairs of wings, give them to Miss Hua and Miss Hei!"

Uncle Wu said and sent another red envelope.

Click to receive, it is exactly two pairs of wings, both taken from the body of the roc.

Can cats and dogs use these wings?

"Uncle Wu has blessed them with the most profound phoenix art, all you need to do is give them."

Uncle Wu was worried that Wei Wuji would act recklessly, and said again: "This is for cats and dogs. If it is used on humans, humans will become nondescript monsters."

"What about my gift?"

Seeing that Uncle Wu is so affectionate, Wei Wuji felt that the gift given to him must be more precious.

"Fifth Uncle forgot, I'll give it to you next time."

Uncle Wu obviously did it on purpose, and said, "Uncle Wu just found a beautiful black-bone chicken, let's talk back."

Damn five boys!
But looking at those two pairs of wings, Wei Wuji was looking forward to it, looking forward to the fact that cats and dogs could really fly into the sky after wearing wings.

Now that you have a pet, you naturally have to do everything you can to make your pet unique.

Until now, Tang Seng is still in the red envelope group of the god of death, brooding over what Wei Wuji said about Tang Seng's meat.

Tang Sanzang: Wuji, come out @魏无宵

Wei Wuji: Master, you are a Buddha, just let go of this trivial matter!

Tang Sanzang: You get a bag of Tang monk meat for the poor monk, and the poor monk is willing to exchange it with you for good things.

Wei Wuji was frightened, why does Tang Seng want the fake Tang Seng's meat?

Tang Sanzang: The poor monk just wants to taste how delicious the Tang monk meat made of flour is!
(End of this chapter)