Grim Reaper Red Packet
Chapter 264 Thor's Pants Stripped
Chapter 264 Thor's Pants Stripped
Tang monk meat is a snack that Wei Wuji ate when he was a child. I don’t know if it is still there, so I immediately searched it on the shopping website.
Wei Wuji: Master, I have already bought it for you. When the goods arrive, Master will be able to eat his own meat.
Tang Sanzang: Back then the Buddha cut his flesh to feed the eagle, which turned the eagle into a roc. Now the poor monk cuts his flesh to feed himself. I don’t know if I can raise my title.
At this moment, Xia Zhongru sent another photo.
In this photo, it can be clearly seen that outside the wormhole, there is a vague figure with a weapon in its hand.
"It's Thor."
Wei Wuji replied.
"The strength of S.H.I.E.L.D. is that it has gods and super geniuses."
There was envy in Xia Zhongru's words.
Wei Wuji thought to himself that the gods in China were much more powerful than Thor, but it was a pity that they were confused back then, and when the incense in the world became bleak, they chose to leave in anger.
Thor is worthy of being a god, but after a short time, he appeared in front of the wormhole.
Iron Man: Thor did a great job this time, very beautifully.
Captain America: Thor, how's the situation? @Raytheon
Thor: I saw countless giant robots, all with two heads, and they seemed to be builders, building wormholes at incredible speed.
Black Widow: Can you stop them?
Thor: Let me try.
Then Iron Man began to share photos in the group. Those photos should have been taken by the eyes of the United States, but the clarity was not as good as the eyes of China.
After the Sky Eye project is successful, it will be the most advanced in the world in terms of observing the universe.
Wei Wuji shared the photos that Xia Zhongru had passed on to him, and then shared them in the group, which aroused extreme dissatisfaction from a group of Yankees.
But Iron Man is very excited. The clearer the photo is, the better it will be for him to study and understand wormholes.
New photos coming soon.
This photo can be described as the end of Thor.
Although he couldn't see Thor's face clearly, the red cloak was particularly eye-catching. Of course, the most eye-catching thing was his bare legs.
Thor wanted to destroy the wormhole by himself, but his pants were stripped by the alien builder?
Black Widow: Saul, I seem to see your naked butt, what's going on? @Raytheon
Iron Man: God can't resist the temptation of beauty. There must have been a super beautiful alien girl. Sol couldn't hold it, so he lost himself.
Wolverine: If there is such an alien girl, then I will try it too.
Iron Man: Sol, catch a few and distribute them to the brothers @雷神
At this moment, Thor's body was rolling uncontrollably in front of the huge wormhole, and he felt that Thor's hammer in his hand would drop at any moment and be sucked into the wormhole.
There was still a buzzing sound in his head, Iron Man and others not only insulted him, but also talked about alien girls, he was so angry that he vomited blood.
The power in the wormhole was extremely strange, pressing on his chest tightly, almost crushing his body.
Captain America: Thor seems to be in danger, we have to rescue him immediately.
Iron Man: Captain, don't be stupid, the wormhole is still ten light-years away from the earth, how can we save it?
Captain America: …
It takes ten years to travel at the speed of light, and they can at most exceed the speed of sound. When they arrive there, the day lily will become a living fossil.
Thor was too impulsive to build such a wormhole. After seeing it clearly, he should retreat quickly. He insisted on an overlord force his bow, but the bow was not pulled away, and his face was swollen by the bullet first.
Fairy Butterfly: If you really want to help him, don't circle him anymore. Those circles can really make people dizzy.
Sun Wukong: Right, it's like a magic spell.
Wei Wuji: Brother Hou, fairy, the Jade Emperor won't give me the post of immortality, what do you think should I do?
The Jade Emperor sent Taibai Jinxing down, and it seemed that he valued him, but the assessment question was really cheating.
It can be said that it was specially formulated for him. If he meets the first condition, there will be many weird questions later on. There is always a question that can keep him out.
Fairy Butterfly: Wuji, it is indeed very strict to confer the post of immortal in the heaven, only the post of priest is more relaxed.
Sun Wukong: You haven't even become a fairy, what kind of fairy job do you want?
Wei Wuji has black lines all over his head, why does he feel that these two guys are always pretending to be nice to him?
Wei Wuji: Pretend I didn't say it.
Wei Wuji: Tony, I'm developing a miniature missile, can you give me one you developed?
Iron Man: Of course.
Captain America: Tony, don't mess around. You gave the missiles to the Chinese. This is traitorous.
Iron Man: Captain, your thinking and knowledge are too backward. Now our enemy is aliens. As long as they are people living on this planet, shouldn't they unite?
Black Widow: Steve, what's wrong with you?
The spirit of Captain America seems to be a bit divided. Sometimes he only has the United States in his heart, and sometimes he is not supervised by the US government.
If he is really patriotic, he should accept government supervision.
Superheroes have indeed saved the United States countless times, but they have also caused great harm to the American people.
For example, the Hulk, once he went crazy, suffered heavy casualties.
Iron Man has always done things according to his own temper.
Put a miniature missile into the red envelope, and just send it to the group.
But unfortunately, the red envelope was snatched by Tang Seng.
Wei Wuji has only been single for 20 years, Tang Seng has been single for thousands of years, how can he compare with his hand speed?
Fortunately, Tang Seng said that all the red envelopes he snatched from the group will be given to Wei Wuji.
Tang Seng did not break his promise, and soon sent the micro-missile to Wei Wuji.
Wei Wuji withdrew from the chat, and no longer paid attention to the latest photos of the wormhole.
The wormhole is watched by the Lance Bureau and the SHIELD Bureau, and there is nothing wrong with him.
His current task is to develop miniature missiles to blow up wormholes.
The reason for using micro-missiles is that micro-missiles can easily avoid the interference of aliens and destroy targets more accurately and closer.
If a huge nuclear warhead passes by, before it flies into the wormhole, it may be detonated by aliens.
The tiny missile made by Iron Man is even smaller than that made by Wei Wuji.
In the huge laboratory, there are all kinds of messy things.
"Slacker, it's time to get up and work."
It took a long time, and according to the program of Iron Man Jarvis, Wei Wuji first created an assistant program for himself, which he named Lazy Worm.
After the slob scanned the missile, he waved his hand and disassembled the missile projection, watching every step of the missile production in detail.
The manufacturing steps are similar to what Ultron remembered, but Wei Wuji was surprised by Lazy's simulation of the explosive power of this missile.
The power of this missile is enough to blow up a small city, and it is at least ten times stronger than the one Wei Wuji built himself.
The root cause of such a large gap is not in the production method, but in the material.
The materials used by Iron Man are all classified materials of the US military.
It's no wonder Captain America gets so excited when Iron Man agrees to give Wei Wuji a missile.
It seems that in order to surpass Iron Man's miniature missiles, better materials need to be found. The materials used in the last missile are already the best that China currently has.
Where can I find better materials?
First of all, he thought of Heavenly Court, then Demon Realm, and even Ghost Realm...
In those weird worlds, there must be better materials.
This matter has to be entrusted to someone, but it's a pity that Brother Hou is too busy, so he may not be able to do it, so he can only find Mu Tiandie.
When Mu Tiandie heard that Wei Wuji was looking for flammable and explosive things, she immediately set off and tried to find them in the fairy world.
Wei Wuji visited the Tianting Mall, and now he has enough goodness, but unfortunately, there are no usable materials in the mall.
Then he asked Fifth Uncle Fenghuang to look for him in the demon world.
Although Uncle Wu was reluctant, he had no choice but to agree. After all, Wei Wuji threatened to disband the chicken group, and he had to obey.
"Wuji, the temple that founded Yuanling and Tathagata Buddha has been repaired well, and has been highly praised by the two great masters. Congratulations."
While worrying about the materials, the Jade Emperor sent a message.
Thanks for the support of the monthly ticket from the friends of Shucheng
Thanks to all friends who subscribed to vote
(End of this chapter)
Tang monk meat is a snack that Wei Wuji ate when he was a child. I don’t know if it is still there, so I immediately searched it on the shopping website.
Wei Wuji: Master, I have already bought it for you. When the goods arrive, Master will be able to eat his own meat.
Tang Sanzang: Back then the Buddha cut his flesh to feed the eagle, which turned the eagle into a roc. Now the poor monk cuts his flesh to feed himself. I don’t know if I can raise my title.
At this moment, Xia Zhongru sent another photo.
In this photo, it can be clearly seen that outside the wormhole, there is a vague figure with a weapon in its hand.
"It's Thor."
Wei Wuji replied.
"The strength of S.H.I.E.L.D. is that it has gods and super geniuses."
There was envy in Xia Zhongru's words.
Wei Wuji thought to himself that the gods in China were much more powerful than Thor, but it was a pity that they were confused back then, and when the incense in the world became bleak, they chose to leave in anger.
Thor is worthy of being a god, but after a short time, he appeared in front of the wormhole.
Iron Man: Thor did a great job this time, very beautifully.
Captain America: Thor, how's the situation? @Raytheon
Thor: I saw countless giant robots, all with two heads, and they seemed to be builders, building wormholes at incredible speed.
Black Widow: Can you stop them?
Thor: Let me try.
Then Iron Man began to share photos in the group. Those photos should have been taken by the eyes of the United States, but the clarity was not as good as the eyes of China.
After the Sky Eye project is successful, it will be the most advanced in the world in terms of observing the universe.
Wei Wuji shared the photos that Xia Zhongru had passed on to him, and then shared them in the group, which aroused extreme dissatisfaction from a group of Yankees.
But Iron Man is very excited. The clearer the photo is, the better it will be for him to study and understand wormholes.
New photos coming soon.
This photo can be described as the end of Thor.
Although he couldn't see Thor's face clearly, the red cloak was particularly eye-catching. Of course, the most eye-catching thing was his bare legs.
Thor wanted to destroy the wormhole by himself, but his pants were stripped by the alien builder?
Black Widow: Saul, I seem to see your naked butt, what's going on? @Raytheon
Iron Man: God can't resist the temptation of beauty. There must have been a super beautiful alien girl. Sol couldn't hold it, so he lost himself.
Wolverine: If there is such an alien girl, then I will try it too.
Iron Man: Sol, catch a few and distribute them to the brothers @雷神
At this moment, Thor's body was rolling uncontrollably in front of the huge wormhole, and he felt that Thor's hammer in his hand would drop at any moment and be sucked into the wormhole.
There was still a buzzing sound in his head, Iron Man and others not only insulted him, but also talked about alien girls, he was so angry that he vomited blood.
The power in the wormhole was extremely strange, pressing on his chest tightly, almost crushing his body.
Captain America: Thor seems to be in danger, we have to rescue him immediately.
Iron Man: Captain, don't be stupid, the wormhole is still ten light-years away from the earth, how can we save it?
Captain America: …
It takes ten years to travel at the speed of light, and they can at most exceed the speed of sound. When they arrive there, the day lily will become a living fossil.
Thor was too impulsive to build such a wormhole. After seeing it clearly, he should retreat quickly. He insisted on an overlord force his bow, but the bow was not pulled away, and his face was swollen by the bullet first.
Fairy Butterfly: If you really want to help him, don't circle him anymore. Those circles can really make people dizzy.
Sun Wukong: Right, it's like a magic spell.
Wei Wuji: Brother Hou, fairy, the Jade Emperor won't give me the post of immortality, what do you think should I do?
The Jade Emperor sent Taibai Jinxing down, and it seemed that he valued him, but the assessment question was really cheating.
It can be said that it was specially formulated for him. If he meets the first condition, there will be many weird questions later on. There is always a question that can keep him out.
Fairy Butterfly: Wuji, it is indeed very strict to confer the post of immortal in the heaven, only the post of priest is more relaxed.
Sun Wukong: You haven't even become a fairy, what kind of fairy job do you want?
Wei Wuji has black lines all over his head, why does he feel that these two guys are always pretending to be nice to him?
Wei Wuji: Pretend I didn't say it.
Wei Wuji: Tony, I'm developing a miniature missile, can you give me one you developed?
Iron Man: Of course.
Captain America: Tony, don't mess around. You gave the missiles to the Chinese. This is traitorous.
Iron Man: Captain, your thinking and knowledge are too backward. Now our enemy is aliens. As long as they are people living on this planet, shouldn't they unite?
Black Widow: Steve, what's wrong with you?
The spirit of Captain America seems to be a bit divided. Sometimes he only has the United States in his heart, and sometimes he is not supervised by the US government.
If he is really patriotic, he should accept government supervision.
Superheroes have indeed saved the United States countless times, but they have also caused great harm to the American people.
For example, the Hulk, once he went crazy, suffered heavy casualties.
Iron Man has always done things according to his own temper.
Put a miniature missile into the red envelope, and just send it to the group.
But unfortunately, the red envelope was snatched by Tang Seng.
Wei Wuji has only been single for 20 years, Tang Seng has been single for thousands of years, how can he compare with his hand speed?
Fortunately, Tang Seng said that all the red envelopes he snatched from the group will be given to Wei Wuji.
Tang Seng did not break his promise, and soon sent the micro-missile to Wei Wuji.
Wei Wuji withdrew from the chat, and no longer paid attention to the latest photos of the wormhole.
The wormhole is watched by the Lance Bureau and the SHIELD Bureau, and there is nothing wrong with him.
His current task is to develop miniature missiles to blow up wormholes.
The reason for using micro-missiles is that micro-missiles can easily avoid the interference of aliens and destroy targets more accurately and closer.
If a huge nuclear warhead passes by, before it flies into the wormhole, it may be detonated by aliens.
The tiny missile made by Iron Man is even smaller than that made by Wei Wuji.
In the huge laboratory, there are all kinds of messy things.
"Slacker, it's time to get up and work."
It took a long time, and according to the program of Iron Man Jarvis, Wei Wuji first created an assistant program for himself, which he named Lazy Worm.
After the slob scanned the missile, he waved his hand and disassembled the missile projection, watching every step of the missile production in detail.
The manufacturing steps are similar to what Ultron remembered, but Wei Wuji was surprised by Lazy's simulation of the explosive power of this missile.
The power of this missile is enough to blow up a small city, and it is at least ten times stronger than the one Wei Wuji built himself.
The root cause of such a large gap is not in the production method, but in the material.
The materials used by Iron Man are all classified materials of the US military.
It's no wonder Captain America gets so excited when Iron Man agrees to give Wei Wuji a missile.
It seems that in order to surpass Iron Man's miniature missiles, better materials need to be found. The materials used in the last missile are already the best that China currently has.
Where can I find better materials?
First of all, he thought of Heavenly Court, then Demon Realm, and even Ghost Realm...
In those weird worlds, there must be better materials.
This matter has to be entrusted to someone, but it's a pity that Brother Hou is too busy, so he may not be able to do it, so he can only find Mu Tiandie.
When Mu Tiandie heard that Wei Wuji was looking for flammable and explosive things, she immediately set off and tried to find them in the fairy world.
Wei Wuji visited the Tianting Mall, and now he has enough goodness, but unfortunately, there are no usable materials in the mall.
Then he asked Fifth Uncle Fenghuang to look for him in the demon world.
Although Uncle Wu was reluctant, he had no choice but to agree. After all, Wei Wuji threatened to disband the chicken group, and he had to obey.
"Wuji, the temple that founded Yuanling and Tathagata Buddha has been repaired well, and has been highly praised by the two great masters. Congratulations."
While worrying about the materials, the Jade Emperor sent a message.
Thanks for the support of the monthly ticket from the friends of Shucheng
Thanks to all friends who subscribed to vote
(End of this chapter)
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