The rebirth of King Zhou's insect rolls the world

Chapter 22

"I'm in Boyikao, Xiqi, today I got an order from His Majesty, and I'm here to report it!" Boyikao replied neither humble nor overbearing.

"Oh!" Fei Zhong looked up and down again, his face became more gloomy and said: "You are Bo Yi Kao! I have been waiting for you for a long time, why did you come today?"

"Yikao didn't dare. Yikao received His Majesty's oral order and didn't dare to delay. He will come right away!" Bo Yikao lowered his head and said in wonder.

"Impossible. It's been two days since I received the edict. You haven't come yet. It's not too late?" Fei Zhong slapped the table and shouted angrily, "Come here! Take off Bo Yikao's clothes, measure his circumference, and whip him." twenty!"

Immediately, two soap officials came up next to him, like tigers and wolves, and took Bo Yikao to the next inner room with his left and right arms crossed.

Bo Yi Kao didn't know what measurements were, but he heard that he was going to whip himself. While struggling, he argued loudly, "Yi Kao is right, but Yi Kao is not convinced!"

Fei Zhong couldn't help laughing when he saw Bo Yi Kao being dragged into the inner room. He didn't know why His Majesty wanted to measure the measurements of Bo Yi Kao, and he sent Li Degong, the chief of the palace's respect room, to take charge of the matter.

Such a serious matter is the same standard as the draft, but His Majesty also said that it is not a draft, but what kind of actors are selected, which is really confusing.

The Respect Room is subordinate to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and it is a newly established institution by Di Xin. It turned out that since Di Xin became King Zhou, he discovered that there were no eunuchs in the huge palace.

Is this emperor without a eunuch still called an emperor?This definitely won't work!

But he also felt that the castration was too cruel, so he designed a kind of eunuch injection bug, which quietly injects hormones every day when he is ugly, to reduce his masculine characteristics, and this bug also has the function of tracking and monitoring, all-round monitoring, which can avoid the eunuch's chaos. future trouble.

Generally speaking, the eunuchs are rotated every five to ten years, and the injections can be stopped at that time to return to normal.

Sitting in the inner room, Li Degong glanced at Bo Yikao who was panicked, and said with a sly smile: "The person who came is Bo Yikao, Your Majesty said, let our family clean up for you, we have to do it!"

Amidst Bo Yi Kao's wailing, Li Degong stripped Bo Yi Kao completely, and according to His Majesty's will, recorded the body data one by one for future use.

"Let's just say, why are you so handsome as a man? Look at this skin, tsk tsk!" Li Degong's eyes revealed an inexplicable look, and he stretched out his hand to stroke Bo Yikao's strong chest, praising him. say.

Bo Yikao had just figured out that he was not in any danger, but when Li Degong reached out and touched him, his whole body went numb, goose bumps fell all over the floor, and he almost died of fright.

Of course he didn't know about eunuchs, this new thing, he just felt weird, this person's eyes, tone of voice and accent were very strange, giving people a creepy feeling!

But fortunately, Li Degong didn't do anything wrong. He retired after measuring the measurement data. He wanted to prepare a lot of clothes based on these data. His Majesty provided all the clothes drawings, which is very strange.

After a while, Bo Yikao walked out touching his buttocks, showing pain on his face.

"Your Majesty's will, Bo Yi Kao is proficient in rhythm, but not good at dancing skills. In order to become a star in film, television and singing, I specially give you a "Fairy Dance"!" Fei Zhong saw that Bo Yi Kao had passed the test, took out something, and announced.

Bo Yikao knelt on the ground to accept the order and thanked him. He didn't understand that the three-star star of film and television songs is a magical thing, so he skipped it automatically and focused on a jade cicada that Fei Zhong handed over.

"This thing is the fairy dance!" Bo Yi asked.

"Of course! You must keep it carefully, this is a royal gift, if you lose it, it will be a death penalty!" Fei Zhong replied.

"What's the function of this thing!" Bo Yi Kao Changji went to the ground and asked.

"I don't know, but Your Majesty once said that there are immortals living in this object, and if you put it in a water basin under the moonlight at midnight, you can see the immortals teaching dancing skills!" Fei Zhong cupped his hands in the palace, his face full The color of worship.

"Thank you, Your Majesty, Yi Kao!" Bo Yi Kao also knew the preciousness of this item, and the resentment of being beaten just now dissipated a lot, he also imitated Fei Zhongban and extended his thanks in the direction of the palace.

This Immortal Dance was something Di Xin fiddled with on a whim. He took some dance moves out of his mind, modified them a little, injected a biochip, and made it look like a jade cicada.

He knew that although Bo Yi Kao had other good conditions and was very suitable to be a star, he also had an obvious shortcoming, which was dancing.

In his previous life, Di Xin interviewed and reported all day long, watched countless dancers' singing and dancing performances, and picked up two of the coolest men's solo dances adapted from hip-hop dances, hoping that Bo Yi Kao can learn them.

In the afternoon, Bo Yikao thanked him and went back. Although his butt hurt a little, he still had to walk back. Fortunately, this place is not far from his small courtyard.

For a proton like him, two soldiers follow him every day, saying they are personal guards, but in fact they are closely monitoring.

Bo Yikao has become accustomed to it, but after so many days, although the soldiers are often rotated, they can often see familiar faces.

The person on duty today is Zuji who had been here before, and Bo Yikao walked along the street while chatting with them in a few words.

After walking not far, Bo Yikao's butt hurt again, so he said to the two guards: "There is a tea house in front, my butt hurts like hell, can I take a rest?"

At this time, although it was afternoon, the weather was still hot, and the two soldiers were sweating profusely. Thinking that Bo Yi Kao was also courteous to them on weekdays, he agreed.

The three of them walked to the teahouse, ordered tea, sat down and rested.

"Let me tell you, the Beetle sedan that His Majesty bestowed on my lord was specially made by the gods for His Majesty. It can run and fly!" A few people beside them were chatting excitedly, and one of the middle-aged men was drooling and talking. The sex is strong.

"Really, old Liu, you are blowing nonsense again!" Another thin young man answered with a contemptuous smile.

"Lao Liu is not bragging. I have seen this thing before. That day when I went to collect the bill for the master, I saw a shiny black thing flying past the sky with a whizzing sound on the way, which shocked me!" Another fair-skinned person waved his hand and retorted.

These people are actually the stewards of Chaoge's official family, one is Liu Quan, the steward of Bigan's mansion, the thin young man is Mai Yun's steward Cang Yu, and the fair-skinned one is Jizi's steward Luo Qi. Gathering here, chatting, exchanging needs, so happy.

Bo Yikao was also fascinated by what he heard, and couldn't help touching the jade cicada in his arms, and became even more curious about the mystery of King Zhou.

"I wiped this thing for my lord yesterday, my dear, what's inside is amazing? Chaoge is so hot right now, guess what's inside?" Liu Quan asked in a low voice mysteriously.

The other two also put their heads together, and asked urgently in a low voice: "What is it like? Tell me!"

Liu Quan smiled proudly, took a sip of his tea, and said, "I tell you, it's so cold in there, I stayed in it for a while, and I didn't sweat at all, and it was so cold that I sneezed!"

"This thing is so miraculous, it's impossible!"

"Just brag, you don't have to pay taxes for bragging anyway!"

The other two shook their heads in disbelief and questioned Liu Quan.

Liu Quan blushed instantly, and his voice raised a lot, "If you don't believe me, you can take a gamble!"

"Okay, I'll bet fifty bucks!"

These few people chatted happily, and the people next to them also listened happily. With the appearance of the Beetle car, the people of Chaoge gradually knew about it.

Some people who live near the Martial Arts Field even saw the crane transport plane early.

According to word of mouth, the magic of this thing has been exaggerated a lot, which invisibly added a lot of prestige to Di Xin.

Bo Yi Kao listened with gusto, got up and left after drinking the tea, and walked to the door. The waiter in the teahouse respectfully sent the three of them off, and when the two soldiers were unprepared, he gave Bo Yi Kao something, and said in a low voice: "Xi Bohou things, hide them!"

Bo Yi Kao was startled, he stuffed it into his arms, and left with his usual expression.

(End of this chapter)