Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1190 Climax
At this moment, everyone was staring at the French screen intently. They were already deeply attracted by the skit "The Adventures of a Worker".

Xu Qian: "Why don't you understand your identity yet?"

Zhao Rong: "What is my identity?"

Xu Qian: "I'm not going to tell you, I just want you to pretend to be Cixi and invite guests to dinner!"

Zhao Rong: "Then if you said that earlier, wouldn't I understand it?"

Xu Qian: "What identity?"

Zhao Rong: "I am Nato!"

Xu Qian: "Hey, yes, you are Nato...don't say that to the outside world."

"Clap clap clap."

There should be applause here.

Although it was sparse, there was still applause.

Zhao Rong: "What are you afraid of? The TV has already exposed it. Cloth sellers have butt holders, socks sellers have sock holders, and shoe sellers have shoe holders. I am the rice holder!"

"Haha."

The crowd burst into laughter.

Grandma Zhao's form and movements coupled with her voice are simply born to serve comedy.

"Food holder..."

"This script is well written, Xu Qian is so awesome."

"This grandma's performance is simply amazing."

"It really killed me laughing."

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Xu Qian: "It seems that you understand it!"

Zhao Rong: "I already understood."

Xu Qian: "Okay, okay, hey, business training begins!"

Jiang Xingyue: "Serve—"

Xu Qian: "Old man, please take a look."

Zhao Rong: "What is this?"

Xu Qian: "Palace jade liquid wine."

Zhao Rong: "What did the emperor drink?"

Xu Qian: "Yes."

Zhao Rong: "Can I smell it?"

Xu Qian: "Please."

Zhao Rong: "Fragrant (like)."

Xu Qian: "Sweet it."

Zhao Rong: "Like Erguotou."

Jiang Xingyue: "What does it mean to be like Erguotou? It's the water mixed with Erguotou!"

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed.

"What is like, it is the water mixed with Erguotou..."

"Xu Qian is really awesome."

"Excellent, I admire Xu Qian."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Laughing so hard I can't breathe."

"It's so fucking funny."

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Xu Qian: "Hey... nonsense! What is Erguotou mixed with water! When you get here, it has to be called Palace Yuye Wine."

Zhao Rong: "Oh, how much does it cost for a cup?"

Xu Qian: "180 yuan!"

Zhao Rong: "This is 180 yuan? Oh, why did the price go up because of the word "court?"

Xu Qian: "This old lady, you should study hard here and watch this dish again!"

Zhao Rong: "What kind of dish is this?"

Xu Qian: "A gathering of heroes!"

Zhao Rong: "What does the emperor eat?"

Zhao Rong: "Where's the white one?"

Jiang Xingyue: "White radish."

Everyone laughed.

"White radish..."

"Nimma, this is a gathering of talents, and the name is quite famous."

"Contrast, the contrast here is too great."

"The performances of Xu Qian and Grandma Zhao really complement each other."

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Xu Qian: "Don't talk too much! What white radish, you can't call it a white radish here, it has to be called a palace-white radish."

Zhao Rong: "What about the green one?"

Xu Qian: "Palace green radish."

Zhao Rong: "Where is the red one?"

Xu Qian: "Palace water radish."

Zhao Rong: "Then this yellow...yellow one I know, it's a palace carrot."

Xu Qian: "Too smart, palace carrot!"

Zhao Rong: "Just this plate of radishes costs 5 yuan, right?"

Xu Qian: "Where, 80!"

Zhao Rong: "Hey, this, this, this, this, sells for 80?"

Xu Qian: "Ah!"

Zhao Rong: "Then you have to buy a lot of radishes."

Xu Qian: "Didn't I tell you? You can't be called a radish here, you have to be called a gathering of heroes!"

Zhao Rong: "It's a gathering of talents, I think it's just a carrot meeting, hahahaha..."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone was about to laugh.

"This is so fucking funny."

"Carrot has a meeting..."

"Only Xu Qian can come up with this line."

"Excellent, I admire Xu Qian."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Laughing so hard I can't breathe."

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Seeing that Li Zitong and the others were completely dumbfounded now.

How did they evaluate Xu Qian before?
They said this: "I knew Xu Qian must be at the end of his rope."

"Yeah, he only has those two brushes. This skit is not funny at all."

"Finally revealed the prototype."

"This skit has not been laughed at yet."

Now they really want to slap their own mouths hard.

"What the hell is this called a poor donkey?"

"What the hell do you mean you don't have two brushes?"

"Is this called exposing the prototype?"

"Isn't that funny?"

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Now they really want to find a hole and drill down hard.

Xu Qian: "Don't be so cheeky! Who told you that this is a meeting with radish, this is what the emperor enjoyed back then! Let me tell you, this thing is very nourishing."

Zhao Rong: "Then the emperor will take carrots to make up?"

everyone. . . . . . . .

They thought the old lady was funny.

Xu Qian: "Ah, yes! How else can the emperor prolong his life and live forever?"

Zhao Rong: "Not necessarily so."

Xu Qian: "What's the matter?"

Zhao Rong: "The Emperor Tongzhi passed away at the age of 21, and Xianfeng and Guangxu, do the math..."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"No, no, this skit really made me laugh out loud."

"Grandma Zhao's performance is so fucking funny."

"It's a fantastic show."

"Excellent, I admire Xu Qian."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Laughing so hard I can't breathe."

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Xu Qian patted himself on the chest: "Okay! Why are you always arguing with me? What do you compare them to? Why don't you look at me? Why am I so energetic!"

everyone. . . . . . . .

Because Xu Qian looked wretched and thin, which formed a strong contrast with what he said.

Zhao Rong: "You love it too?"

Xu Qian: "I order Yuye wine every day and eat palace dishes. I am a big tonic!"

Zhao Rong: "Oh, so make it look like a little chicken?"

"Pfft."

Someone burst out laughing.

"This line is absolutely perfect."

"It's like a chicken."

"Xu Qian's talent is like a deep abyss, the bottom cannot be seen at a glance."

"Excellent, I admire Xu Qian."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Laughing so hard I can't breathe."

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Xu Qian: "I've caught up with losing weight in the past two days!"

Zhao Rong: "That's a reduction, but a supplement?"

Xu Qian: "Stubborn! You are the general manager and I am the general manager?"

Zhao Rong said weakly: "That, that, you are the general (manager)."

Xu Qian: "Do you want to learn from me?"

Zhao Rong: "Think."

Xu Qian: "I want to learn to practice as I teach! Later, I will check the price of vegetables you quoted."

Jiang Xingyue: "General manager, please go to the imperial dining room to see if the palace potatoes are cooked?"

Xu Qian: "Hey, let's go—hey! Practice hard! Really."

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Seeing this, the Internet has exploded at this time.

They didn't expect that "The Adventures of a Worker" would be so good-looking. At this moment, countless people are watching the Spring Festival Gala through various channels.

Overseas Chinese and overseas Chinese are also watching this year's Spring Festival Gala, and their number has increased a lot compared to previous years. After all, the chief director of this year's Spring Festival Gala is Xu Qian, who is the pride of all Chinese.

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At this moment, countless people are watching this year's Spring Festival Gala.

After Xu Qian and Jiang Xingyue left, Zhao Rong began to scold her mother: "I'll fuck your grandma!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"This old lady is too funny."

"Practice your grandma's mouth..."

"Excellent, I admire Xu Qian."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Laughing so hard I can't breathe."

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"If I graduate with you, then I'll be a kidnapper! I'll pay you back."

At this time the phone rang, Zhao Rong picked it up and answered it, and because she was angry, she said in a very aggressive tone, "Hello! I'm Cixi!"

Haha, everyone burst into laughter.

"Cixi..."

"The old lady is so funny."

"Excellent, I admire Xu Qian."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Laughing so hard I can't breathe."

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"No, they named me Cixi, who are you? Price Bureau!? Let me tell you, I don't have anything here, it's all them. The price of vegetables is... black, really black ah!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"black....."

"It's so funny."

"Excellent, I admire Xu Qian."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Laughing so hard I can't breathe."

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"No, I have to go, or he will ask me to quote the price of vegetables later, you have to listen too, okay! Got it! Come out! Where are you going?"

Grandma Zhao's demeanor performance is simply perfect, reaching the realm of perfection, which is admirable.

Xu Qian and Jiang Xingyue said, "Here we come."

Zhao Rong: "Do you still want to practice pulling?"

Xu Qian: "Hey, hey, don't take off your overalls."

Zhao Rong: "I'm sweating all this time, I'm too involved."

Xu Qian said with satisfaction: "Good investment."

Zhao Rong: "No."

Xu Qiandao: "I have to explain to you that we not only have Empress Dowager Cixi accompanying the banquet, but also court music and dance style playing and singing. If you only care about singing ditties with two voices, you will earn more money."

Zhao Rong: If you want to rap, then it’s no problem
Xu Qian: "Can you sing?"

Zhao Rong: I can sing.

Xu Qian: Listen, listen...

Zhao Rong: "Back then, we photographed Xiao Erhei getting married in our village."

Xu Qian: Hey.

Zhao Rong: "Guess what, let me play that Xiaoqin, let me play Xiaoqin, let me try my voice like this, oops, my voice is so high, you don't know how high it is, just choose I married more than 20 little girls, but I didn't stop me, and in the end, this marriage didn't come true."

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

"This skit is so fucking funny."

"Xu Qian's script is too good."

"As expected of Xu Qian."

"Excellent, I admire Xu Qian."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Laughing so hard I can't breathe."

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Xu Qian praised: "The old lady has such a voice."

Xu Qian, Jiang Xingyue, and Zhao Rong laughed awkwardly.

Xu Qian: "Hey, are you coming down first?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

It turned out that Zhao Rong was sitting on the table with her legs crossed at this time.

"This is the rhythm that will kill me laughing!"

"This skit is so fucking funny!"

"Excellent, I admire Xu Qian."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Laughing so hard I can't breathe."

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Zhao Rong said awkwardly: "I'm used to going to the kang at home."

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

Xu Qian: "This is not your kang head. It's lively enough. What can you sing?"

Zhao Rong: "I can sing everything, even when I cook at home, I sing."

Xu Qian: "Just listen to your cooking!"

Zhao Rong: "You are welcome."

Xu Qian: "Cooperate with each other!"

(Music starts)
Zhao Rong began to sing: "What I cook is stir-fried meat and fish slices with fried belly, deep-fried pork ribs with vinegared kidneys, pine flowers turned into protein and lotus root, jellyfish mixed with belly, eight dishes of four cold and four hot dishes, white dry old wine—— Heat a pot!"

"Clap clap clap."

The audience began to applaud.

This time, I didn't think Zhao Rong was funny.

Instead, she was shocked by her profound skills in criticizing dramas.

At this moment, Zhao Rong showed the demeanor of a great drama critic, with boundless skills in every gesture.

"Great!"

"This grandma is so powerful."

"It's too arrogant."

"Xu Qian really found the right person."

"Damn it!"

"I didn't expect Grandma Zhao to be so powerful."

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The assistant also said to Director Dongfang in surprise: "Grandma Zhao is so powerful."

Master Dongfang said: "The golden scale is not a thing in the pool, it will turn into a dragon when it encounters a storm."

He was happy for Zhao Rong, she was so talented but she didn't get the fame corresponding to her talent, and her cooperation with Xu Qian this time would definitely make her famous all over the world.

As for Thunderclap, Title and the others were dumbfounded.

They thought that Xu Qian would not be able to enjoy the Spring Festival Gala after laying them off, but now it seems that they thought too much, they really think too highly of themselves, without them Xu Qian can still perform well in the sketch.

Grandma Zhao's level is much higher than theirs.

Xu Qian began to harmonize: "Hot a pot."

Zhao Rong continued to sing: "Walk around, take a look and taste, whether the food I cook is delicious or not."

Zhao Rong lay directly in Xu Qian's arms.

The applause of the audience continued.

"Clap clap clap!"

The audience is sincerely fond of this skit.

And now the more they look at it, the more they feel that Grandma Zhao is unfathomable.

Jiang Xingyue and the court ladies in Qing Dynasty costumes helped Zhao Rong to sit down.

Xu Qian: "Fragrant, the fragrance is dead. Hey, our food here is delicious enough. Later, you have to make up some lyrics and sing it for me."

Zhao Rong said confidently: "I can sing!"

Xu Qiandao: "Old lady, don't just talk but don't practice."

After saying this, Xu Qian lifted up his coat and sat down with great style.

Many people at the scene exclaimed:

"So handsome!"

"Xu Qian is so handsome."

"So fucking handsome."

"Xu Qian is worthy of Asia, oh, he should not be said to be the most handsome guy in the universe."

"This appearance, this demeanor is simply unmatched by anyone, and no one can match him."

"No one dares to call himself handsome in front of Xu Qian."

"Xu Qian's handsomeness has temperament and connotation. He is not only handsome but also has an interesting soul."

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Indeed, after Xu Qian put on a robe and gown, he had a sense of nobility in his gestures, and the addition of nobility made his demeanor unparalleled.

At this time the music sounded again.

Xu Qian also sang: "Don't play tricks."

"Wow!"

Someone exclaimed.

"Xu Qian can also sing Pingju?"

When Xu Qian sang Pingju, many people were surprised.

"I'll go, Xu Qian's posture in singing Pingju is so handsome."

"sounds so good."

"So handsome."

"Xu Qian's singing is so charming."

"Why do I think Xu Qian sings Pingju so well and is so handsome?"

"Awesome!!!!!!"

"Xu Qian is omnipotent and proficient in everything."

"Is there anything Xu Qian can't do?"

"Damn it, I have absolutely nothing to say to Xu Qian, he is a big devil, there is nothing in this world that he doesn't know."

"Xu Qiante is an alien."

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It can be said that Xu Qian shocked everyone when he sang.

At the same time, the skit also reached its climax.

(End of this chapter)