Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1189
Under everyone's amazed eyes, Xu Qian and Jiang Xingyue appeared, and the place where they appeared was a restaurant.

Jiang Xingyue: "Attention everyone, the general manager is here!" (Latsky's march sounds)
Surrounded by maids in Qing court costumes, Xu Qian also danced in a long gown.

"Wow, so handsome!"

"So handsome."

"It really feels like Mr. Zhuo Shijia."

"Xu Qian is so fucking handsome."

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Xu Qian fascinated everyone by wearing a long robe and gown. He had an innate aura about him.

Jiang Xingyue: "What's the matter?"

Xu Qian: "Our Western restaurant has been changed to the Queen Mother's Restaurant, why is this song still playing?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Oh, the music is wrong..."

Xu Qian: "I'll tell you!"

Jiang Xingyue: "Hey!"

Xu Qian: "Everyone, give me some energy. Today, our Empress Dowager Restaurant is going to open, and we recruited Cixi as the waiter, but we found 37 old ladies who don't look like her. I don't know how this one is doing today. It is said that the old lady on the 38th will be in court... "

In the previous performance, there was no applause from the audience, and there was no laughing point. The only bright spot was Xu Qian's "cheesy look".

Seeing this, Li Zitong and others were a little proud: "I knew that Xu Qian must be at the end of his rope."

"Yeah, he only has those two brushes. This skit is not funny at all."

"Finally revealed the prototype."

"This skit has not been laughed at yet."

Li Zitong and the others laughed. If Xu Qian behaved badly, they would be very happy, because it meant that their judgment was right.

The assistant asked Director Dongfang: "Master, why do I feel that Xu Qian is a bit of a waste of fame!"

Director Dongfang was not worried at all: "Don't worry, just read on, and you can comment later."

Jiang Xingyue: "Hey. The 38th—the 38th."

Her voice is very loud.

The audience also applauded her enthusiasm.

Li Zitong and others were also very dismissive: "Can Xu Qian's sketches only rely on loud voices to win applause from the audience?"

Zhao Rong: "Here!"

Zhao Rong is an old artist in this world. She has a deep foundation in Pingju, and it was Xu Qian who invited her out of the mountain.

However, not many people in the audience knew Zhao Rong.

They just thought the old lady's voice was a bit rough.

"You chose Zhao Rong?"

"Hehe, how could Zhao Rong compare to us."

"Without us, how could this skit be performed well?"

Those who were laid off by Xu Qian thought so.

Jiang Xingyue: "Here we come!"

Xu Qian: "Hey, you old lady is quite energetic!"

Indeed, Ms. Zhao Rong stood straight, like a javelin.

Zhao Rong: "I think I was a militiaman—a platoon leader!"

Xu Qian: "Hey hey!"

His cheap looks made many people want to spank him.

Zhao Rong: "Hello, comrades!"

Xu Qian: "Hello old lady!"

Zhao Rong: "Comrades have worked hard!"

Clap clap, there was warm applause at the scene.

Zhao Rong's performance can be regarded as a classic, both in voice and body movements, reflecting the demeanor of an old artist.

"interesting."

"This old lady is so interesting."

"Xu Qian's humble appearance is also quite funny."

"As expected of Xu Qian's work."

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Chen Lili and the others were also a little surprised, but then they said: "Hehe, without our participation, these skit shows will definitely lose their luster a lot."

The assistant said to Director Dongfang: "Now this sketch is a bit interesting."

Director Dongfang still had that inscrutable expression: "Keep reading."

Xu Qian sat down on the stool again and raised his legs: "Stop rambling, are you willing to work in our restaurant?"

Zhao Rong: "Yes!"

Xu Qian: "Ah."

Zhao Rong: "Our village is rich now, and we want to open a big restaurant and develop tourism resources. I don't work here to make money, but to learn the experience of opening a restaurant."

Xu Qian: "Hey, hey, I've been admitted~~"

Zhao Rong: "Then thank you!"

Xu Qian: Don't be polite, (talking to himself) I'm willing to hire this one without money.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

Zhao Rong's unique dialect and her almost perfect body movements are shocking.

As for Xu Qian, he also performed very well, every body movement of him is also in place, and his cheap appearance is amazing.

These two can be said to be rivals at chess.

"Haha, these two are interesting."

"This skit is so interesting."

"It's interesting."

"As expected of the script written by Xu Qian!"

"I wasn't interested in this skit at first, but the performance of these two people completely conquered me."

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Lei Pi, Title and the others originally wanted to see Xu Qian make a fool of himself, but now they were left stunned.

The performance of these two people can be called a "work of art". Every movement and every expression is so appropriate. It can be said that the performance of these two people has reached a peak state.

"how can that be?"

Thunderbolt, Title and the others all found it inconceivable.

It is understandable that Zhao Rong performed so well, after all, she was an old artist before.

But at such a young age, Xu Qian had polished his acting skills so well, which shocked them.

"Hehe, no matter how good the acting skills are, what if the skits aren't funny?"

Thunderbolt, the title they can only comfort themselves in this way.

The assistant said to Director Dongfang: "Why do I feel that this skit is getting better and better, and there is a feeling of gradual progress."

The assistant really found it very incredible. He thought this sketch was not good before, but he was attracted unconsciously after watching it. This is really amazing.

Director Dongfang smiled and said, "Don't worry, keep reading."

assistant. . . . . . . .

He thought to himself: "How can you become a magic stick now?"

But this time he continued to watch patiently.

Zhao Rong: "Shall we work?"

Xu Qian: "If you want to do it, you have to do it. Give me some energy and get ready to start..."

The word "工" was not exported, because Xu Qian saw that Zhao Rong was holding something in his hand.

"Hey hey, what are you holding?"

Zhao Rong: "The rag is soft and absorbs water. If you wipe the table, it will shine..."

Everyone laughed:

"Drag...absorbs water..."

"Inexplicably hit my point of laughter."

"The old lady is so funny!"

"The contrast is huge!"

"This old lady's performance is too good."

"This is the real artist!"

"awesome!!!!!"

"This old lady's performance is simply amazing, and Xu Qian's vision in choosing people is really unique."

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It was the first time the audience burst out into massive laughter.

This is inconceivable for skit programs, because many skits now pay attention to "getting the head start", and must make you laugh within a few seconds, but Xu Qian's sketches are so slow and so calm.

Xu Qian: "Hey, hey, don't rush to work, let the old lady open her eyes~"

Jiang Xingyue: "Let's go." (Music starts)

Everyone is now completely attracted by this skit. This skit has a magical power. As long as you follow its rhythm, you can't stop even if you want to. This is incomparable to other sketches.

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The neat and uniform court ladies of the Qing Dynasty are dancing gracefully, which is pleasing to the eye.

Xu Qian pointed to these maids and said, "Look, look, look."

Zhao Rong's eyes glowed: "Oh, this girl is so handsome."

Xu Qian said with some complacency: "It's beautiful."

Zhao Rong: "This cheongsam is fine, but this dishcloth is too small, come, change it to mine."

Zhao Rong took off the red handkerchief and put her white dishcloth into the hand of the maid.

"Hahaha!"

The crowd couldn't bear it anymore.

"It's so funny."

"Nimma, it's too funny."

"This old lady is too funny."

"This is the rhythm that will kill me laughing!"

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This is the first time the audience burst into laughter.

Xu Qian: "It's a handkerchief... I'll let you put on work clothes later."

Zhao Rong: "Me, me, me, I wear this too?"

Xu Qian: "You are different from theirs."

Zhao Rong: "I mean, you won't be able to work if you wear this."

Xu Qian: "Yes, yes, take the old lady to try clothes~~"

Zhao Rong: "Which test?"

Xu Qian: "Go back."

Jiang Xingyue: "This way please~"

Xu Qian: "Oh, old lady... answer the phone."

Jiang Xingyue: "Hi, hello, we are the Empress Dowager Restaurant."

Xu Qian: "Yes, tell him, we have changed to the Queen Mother's Restaurant."

Jiang Xingyue: "It's from the Price Bureau!"

Xu Qian: "What's the matter?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Let me quote the price of the vegetables."

Xu Qian: "Just say I'm not here."

Jiang Xingyue: "Hey, our manager said he's not here."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"It's so funny."

"Pig teammate."

"This is killing me laughing."

"Haha."

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Xu Qian snatched the phone, pointed at Jiang Xingyue and said, "You don't even know how to lie!"

Then he picked up the phone: "Hi, I'm not here."

Everyone laughed again:

"How dare you talk about others."

"Xu Qian himself is also a funny guy."

"Just admire Xu Qian."

"This is killing me laughing."

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Xu Qian: "Oh, no, no, no, he's not here, hehehe, I'm his secretary, don't worry, our food prices are fair and reasonable, good quality and cheap, he will definitely call you when he comes back, okay, goodbye , bye, hehehehe!"

"Clap clap clap."

The applause of the audience was very loud.

Everyone laughed, Xu Qian's performance was too cheap, not only his expressions and movements were cheap, but even his voice became a "female voice".

"Xu Qian is too cheap."

"Women's wearer."

"Xu Qian should dress up as a woman."

"I really want to see Xu Qian disguised as a woman."

"plus one!!"

"Add two!!!"

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After hanging up the phone, Xu Qian said to Jiang Xingyue, "No one is allowed to answer any more calls!"

Xu Qian rolled up his sleeves and said, "See what's going to happen later?"

Jiang Xingyue shouted, "Are you ready to dress?"

Zhao Rong: "It's ready."

Jiang Xingyue: "Please."

(Music starts)
Grandma Zhao officially debuted.

Numerous maids of honor came out hugging Grandma Zhao.

They danced, and she danced with her.

Everyone threw handkerchiefs, and she also threw a rag. . . . . . . .

everyone. . . . . . .

"Haha, I can't do it, I can't do it, I'm going to laugh to death."

"When others throw a handkerchief, she throws a rag."

"What kind of powerful operation is this?"

"This is the rhythm of laughing to death."

"No, I really can't help it."

"I'm going to laugh."

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With the deepening of the sketch, more and more people fell in love with the plain-looking Grandma Zhao.

Lei Pi and the others began to envy, it would be great if they could perform this skit.

The assistant said to Director Dongfang: "Now I feel that Xu Qian is a bit extraordinary."

What he said was sincere, and he felt more and more that Xu Qian's awesomeness, being able to mobilize other people's emotions, such a method is really awesome.

Xu Qian: "Let's take a look, let's take a look, hehehehe, yes, it's so beautiful, ouch, don't shake this rag."

Zhao Rong: "I'm using it instead of a handkerchief here."

Xu Qian: "Old man, please sit down quickly."

When Grandma Zhao sat down, Xu Qian said: "I really didn't expect that, wearing this dress, you are simply the reincarnation of Cixi~~"

Zhao Rong: "Who is so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so?"

Xu Qian: "Cixi..."

Zhao Rong: "Cixi? Is that the empress dowager who eats more than 200 dishes for a meal?"

Xu Qian: (kneeling down and saluting) Cha!

Zhao Rong: "No, no, no, no... I'm an eighth-generation poor peasant. Her status is too high, so I won't pretend."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

I just think this little old lady is funny.

"Killing me."

"It's so funny."

"It's killing me."

"Eight generations of poor peasants..."

"The ingredients are too high..."

"I couldn't breathe from laughing."

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Xu Qian: "It has nothing to do with the ingredients. Let me tell you the truth, this time I am recruiting you to pretend to be Cixi and accompany the guests to dinner!"

Zhao Rong: "That's even worse."

Xu Qian: "What's the matter?"

Zhao Rong: "If you have documents, no escorts are allowed."

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Escort..."

"This old lady's brain circuit is amazing."

"The rhythm of laughing to death does not pay for life."

"Killing me."

"It's so funny."

"It's killing me."

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Grandma Zhao's performance refreshed people's three views time and time again.

People are surprised to find that this old lady who looks over 60 years old is so capable. This is really unexpected.

Xu Qian: "Oh... I don't want you to eat with me, I just let you stand here and be their commentator!"

Zhao Rong: "Oh, that is to say, I am standing while others are sitting."

Xu Qian nodded: "Ah yes."

Zhao Rong continued: "I'll watch them eat."

Xu Qian: "Ah yes."

Zhao Rong: "Then Cixi is not a bit miserable."

"Haha."

Everyone was about to burst out laughing.

Grandma Zhao's performance is really wonderful, and often a single action can make other people laugh.

"Cixi is too shabby..."

"The rhythm of laughing to death does not pay for life."

"Laughing so hard I can't breathe."

"Killing me."

"I'm so fucking laughing..."

"It's so funny."

"It's killing me."

"Yeah, this Empress Dowager Cixi is too miserable!!!! What a miserable word."

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The audience was surprised to find that the more you watch this skit, the more it will attract your attention, making you unable to stop at all.

Many people exclaimed: "The medicine can't be stopped!!!!!!"

As for Thunderbolt, Title and the others were stunned. At first they thought this skit was rubbish, but they just couldn't do it.

But now it seems that this is a classic.

Although no one spoke out to ridicule them, they felt that their faces were burning hot, as if they had been slapped many times.

"How can he be so awesome?"

"How can this sketch be so good?"

"Unbelievable, incredible."

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How much they wished that what they saw was an illusion, but unfortunately it was not at all, it was not an illusion at all, what they saw was real, Xu Qian is so awesome.

"Let me hit the wall."

"It's too embarrassing."

They collectively groaned.

(End of this chapter)