Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1192
The host came on the stage: "The next program to be performed is the cross talk "Dian Company"."

Subtitles start to appear:
Crosstalk: Idea Company

Performers: Xu Qian, Master Feng.

Everyone was very surprised:

"It's Xu Qian again?"

"Fuck me, how many shows does Xu Qian want to perform?"

"Surprise, what a big surprise."

"I don't know what to say anymore, this is the biggest surprise I've ever heard."

"It's self-written, directed and acted, how versatile is Xu Qian?"

"The awesome Xu Qian is really too awesome."

"Xu Qian who hangs the sky."

"It's amazing, it's amazing, Xu Qian is too amazing."

"Hi Da Pu Ben!"

"This is the best news I've ever received."

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The Internet is about to explode.

"I'll go, Xu Qian is performing cross talk."

"Really? When will Xu Qian perform cross talk again?"

"I'll go, how many shows will Xu Qian perform this year?"

"I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it, I can't believe it."

"I'm drunk too, Xu Qian is so powerful."

"I'm going to watch the Spring Festival Gala."

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At the same time, countless people turn on the TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala, what are they doing?Of course, it was to see Xu Qian's demeanor.

The work Xu Qian chose this time, "The Idea Company" is the work of Feng Gong.

In another world, if you want to ask who is the most famous cross talk actor, the older generation may say Ma Sanli and Ma Ji, and our new generation may say Lao Guo.

But if you want to say who is the king of cross talk in the Spring Festival Gala, it is undoubtedly Feng Gong.

Lao Guo's cross talk is still not suitable for such a big stage as the Spring Festival Gala.

The peak of Feng Gong was when he was cooperating with Niu Qun. These two people are like Zhu Shimao, the brother of Master Chen.

And this "idea company" is one of the masterpieces of the two.

Xu Qian and Master Feng appeared on the stage. Both of them were wearing black suits, looking very solemn.

Seeing the two people appear on stage, many people applauded, and the applause continued.

Needless to say, Xu Qian has too many labels on him now, director, actor, singer, he is the most famous man in Asia.

Of course, he is also a well-deserved king on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

As for Master Feng, he has existed on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala for decades, and has countless disciples and old officials. He is a giant-level figure.

The cooperation between the two is naturally very exciting.

Master Feng: "Dear viewers and friends, everyone, Happy Chinese New Year, I wish you well from Xiaofeng."

everyone. . . . . . . . .

"Don't force your face!"

"Xiao Feng, you are so old."

"Master Feng, do you think you are still young? That is just your illusion."

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Xu Qian: "Ladies, gentlemen, and guests, the on-site office of our idea company has now begun."

"Clap clap clap!"

The audience applauded very enthusiastically.

As soon as Xu Qian opened his mouth, he won applause, which also declared that he was the king of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Ha ha!"

A person in front of the TV sneered.

He is the famous cross talk actor Wang Xiao.

He was originally scheduled to participate in this year's Spring Festival Gala, but later he joined the ranks of crusade against Xu Qian, so he was cut off by Xu Qian, so he held a grudge against Xu Qian.

Now seeing Xu Qian performing cross talk, he sneered:

"Is it true that cross talk is so easy to perform?"

"Without decades of cross talk skills and decades of stage experience, even a genius cannot be achieved overnight."

"Do you really think that talking about learning to sing is just talking?"

Therefore, Wang Xiao directly issued a scarf and said: "Hehe, a person who does not have the basic skills of cross talk to perform cross talk is an insult to cross talk, and he can't succeed."

What he said was appreciated by many people.

After all, nothing in this world can take shortcuts.

You see other people succeed casually, but you don't notice the hard work behind others.

Crosstalk also needs practice. As the saying goes, 1 minute on stage, ten years off stage, the audience will be moved by your emotion from your every word, sentence, and pause. If you don’t have certain stage experience, you can’t do it .

"Yeah, does Xu Qiante know cross talk?"

"Now there are fewer and fewer people studying skills, but more and more comedians come out to show off. It's not worth it for this job."

"Cross talk is taught and skillful. The techniques refined by many old gentlemen have been refined. Not to mention scientific, at least it is empiricism combined with spontaneous research theory. It is impossible for Xu Qian to succeed without practice."

"Xu Qian is tarnishing cross talk!"

"It's true that what the upstairs said is true, but those principles are only applicable to ordinary people. Xu Qian is a genius!"

"Who knew Xu Qian had this ability before he performed sketches? Who knew he had this ability before Xu Qian played a singer? Who knew he had this ability before Xu Qian played a director?"

"Awesome, capitalized awesome, those words you said are only applicable to ordinary people, but Xu Qian is a god, how can you define him casually?"

"You guys underestimated Xu Qian too much, what Xu Qian slapped was in the face of you people."

"Just wait to be slapped in the face by Xu Qian. Xu Qian likes to break common sense. Otherwise, why is he called a miracle man? Because he is good at creating miracles."

"Ridiculous, really ridiculous."

"Xu Qian is someone you can guess casually."

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People from both sides argued endlessly, some thought that Xu Qian's performance was not good, and some thought that Xu Qian would definitely be able to perform well.

Wang Xiao was stunned.

"what's the situation?"

"There's nothing wrong with what I said!"

"These people must have been brainwashed by Xu Qian, yes, it must be so."

"This Xu Qian is a fucking leader of a cult, it's too scary."

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Wang Xiao thought so.

These debates are not only not harmful to the performances of the Spring Festival Gala, but are actually beneficial.

Also because of these arguments, more people began to watch this year's Spring Festival Gala.

Master Feng asked: "Dian Company, this is a new thing. As the name suggests, ang! What does your Dian Company do?"

Master Feng's voice is very magnetic.

Xu Qian explained: "To put it bluntly, it is to give everyone ideas and ideas. First of all, I will introduce myself. I am the general manager of the idea company."

Master Feng: "Oh, Mr. Xu!"

Master Feng's voice is very magnetic, coupled with his complimenting and mocking expression, it really makes people laugh.

"Hahaha!"

"Master Feng can."

"Master Feng's micro expressions are invincible in the world."

"I just like watching Master Feng perform."

"It's awesome, but Master Feng has a solid foundation in acting."

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Xu Qiandao: "Mr. Lu Xun spoke highly of people like us."

Xu Qian changed it a bit here. The original sentence is that Mr. Lu Xun spoke highly of our Lao Niu family. Unfortunately, Xu Qian's surname is not Niu, so he can only change it to our kind of cattle.

Master Feng asked curiously, "How should I say it?"

Xu Qian: "Cows eat grass."

Master Feng continued: "What is squeezed out is milk."

Xu Qian: "But I am not."

Master Feng asked: "Are you?"

Xu Qian: "I eat milk."

Master Feng: "What is extruded is grass."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"It's so funny."

"This is the funniest cross talk I've ever seen."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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In just a few sentences, "Idea Company" has shocked the world.

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The cross talk continued, and everyone was watching intently. This is the charm of language programs, which are more attractive than singing and dancing programs.

Xu Qian: "What is squeezed out is an idea, and people give it the nickname Idea Xu!"

Master Feng: "Pip Xu, Pip Xu, I mean you! You are a big name in today's society."

Master Feng shook hands with Xu Qian respectfully.

Then he said again: "Idea Xu, who doesn't know, anyway, I don't know!"

"Ha ha!"

The audience was amused by the contrast.

"funny."

"Hahaha!"

"Master Feng can."

"Master Feng's micro expressions are invincible in the world."

"I just like watching Master Feng perform."

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Xu Qian: "It seems that you don't have much trust in our idea company."

Master Feng: "Yo, it's not that I don't trust you very much, I just don't trust you too much."

Xu Qian: "It's okay, dear audience friends, you can ask questions on the spot, and I will give you ideas on the spot."

Master Feng said: "Dear audience friends, please allow me to ask a question on behalf of everyone. I raise this question to ensure that all audience friends here will be happy."

Xu Qian: "Really?"

Master Feng: "This is a question: our friends here today don't bring much money, can you come up with an idea that the money in each of our pockets will swell up quickly, and it can't break the law, and it can't burden us."

"it is good!"

The audience applauded.

"can."

"That's a good question."

"That's right, it swelled up our wallets quickly."

"Brilliant."

"666666666."

"Okay, okay, that's a good question."

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Xu Qian: "I understand what you mean. You mean that the friends here today don't bring much money, so they can't break the law. If it's Chinese New Year, you can't make everyone tired and let the money in your pockets swell up quickly. I Send you four words."

Master Feng asked suspiciously: "These four words?"

Xu Qian: "Change it into change."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Change to change..."

"It's thanks to him that he figured it out."

"This is really the rhythm that kills me laughing."

"Killing me."

"Xu Qian is awesome."

"These two complement each other so well!"

"Awesome, in capital letters!"

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"Is the idea good or not, how about it!"

Xu Qian asked Master Feng.

Master Feng: "What idea Xu! I have more ideas like this than you."

Master Feng's expression was very disdainful.

Hearing this, Xu Qian was not happy: "Really? Then let me ask you a question."

Master Feng said domineeringly: "Ask whatever you want."

Xu Qian asked: "Now, of course, it's just an isolated phenomenon—fake cigarettes and fake alcohol have been repeatedly banned, especially fake medicines that kill people. May I ask Mr. Feng for any ideas to reverse it."

Master Feng said: "My idea is very easy, just open your mouth, don't you say fake medicine, repeated prohibition, harming people's lives, I give you four words."

Xu Qian: "Tell me."

Master Feng: "Catch and kill!"

"it is good!"

The audience applauded.

"That's right, for those who sell counterfeit medicines, the only option is to catch them and kill them."

"Okay, okay."

"This is really the rhythm that kills me laughing."

"Killing me."

"Xu Qian is awesome."

"These two complement each other so well!"

"Awesome, in capital letters!"

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Master Feng continued: "It can be stopped in one go."

Xu Qian: "No, no, your mood is understandable, but the idea is not good."

Master Feng said unconvinced: "You have an idea, and you come up with something that is closely related to people's lives."

Xu Qian: "That's too much. Are you wearing a watch? What kind of watch is this, do you know? It's called a couple's watch. This is one of my ideas, and it sells well both at home and abroad."

Master Feng asked curiously, "What idea?"

Xu Qian: "Dual calendars, have you noticed, one records the normal AD date, and the other records your wedding date."

Master Feng: "Oh! The wedding date is your idea."

Xu Qian: "Yes."

Master Feng: "You have hurt you too much!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

Master Feng's expression changed immediately, and his tone became compassionate: "You know how many happy families you have broken up, comrades, I am his direct victim."

"I——, comrades, I once bought a couple watch for my wife with great enthusiasm, but because of excitement, I adjusted the wedding date wrongly. My wife insisted that I have an ex-wife. After half a year of review , until now, I am still staying in the small kitchen!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

Master Feng's performance skills are too deep, one movement, one expression can make people laugh endlessly.

The same thing is not funny if others say it, but it is very, very funny when it is said by Master Feng.

"It's so funny."

"It's so funny to me."

"This cross talk is amazing!"

"A product produced by Xu Qian must be a high-quality product. I finally understand the true meaning of this sentence."

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Xu Qian: "You can't blame me for this!"

Master Feng said relentlessly: "It's all your idea, it's all bad idea."

Xu Qian: "Listen, you have no bad ideas. Now everyone likes to listen to music. Some singers sing really well, but they can't speak Mandarin. I have a big mouth and a big tongue, Mr. Feng, do you have any ideas for this big tongue? rule?"

Master Feng: "That's right, there is such a phenomenon. The singers stood up on the stage and said, "Wow!I am so happy today, the audience here is so enthusiastic, so chic, so refreshing, so warm, so good."

everyone. . . . . . . .

Because Master Feng is speaking with a "female voice", the contrast between him and a gentleman speaking with a female voice is too great.

"We all thought it was from Taipei, but we asked about it from Northeast China."

"Ha ha!"

"Ha ha!!!!!!"

Everyone couldn't bear it anymore. Master Feng's performance was so vivid that it could even be described as "lifelike".

"It's so funny."

"Master Feng is absolutely amazing."

"It's so funny to me."

"This cross talk is amazing!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian: "That's right."

Master Feng: "I have absolutely no idea."

Xu Qian: "Tell me."

Master Feng: "Is it okay to let those big tongues rinse their mouths with slimming tea every day?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone was about to burst out laughing.

"Drink slimming tea..."

"Wash your mouth with slimming tea, who came up with this?"

"Master Feng is absolutely amazing."

"It's so funny to me."

"This cross talk is amazing!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"It's so funny."

"I'm convinced, completely convinced by Xu Qian!!!!!!"

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Xu Qiandao: "Your idea is purely crooked, it won't work."

Master Feng said unconvinced: "I'll hear if you come up with some real ideas."

This cross talk has now attracted everyone, whether it is the audience at the scene, the audience in front of the TV, or even overseas Chinese, they especially like this cross talk.

Master Feng and Xu Qian's cooperation also shocked everyone. The cooperation between the two is very tacit, as if they have cooperated for decades. Your movement and my eyes cooperate perfectly.

It can be said that Xu Qian once again shocked everyone.

(End of this chapter)