Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1193 Complement each other
The cross talk is still going on.

Xu Qian: "There are too many real ideas. Let me just give you an example: There is a pastry factory, and birthday cakes cannot be sold. I came up with an idea, and the supply immediately exceeded demand."

Master Feng asked curiously, "What idea?"

Xu Qian replied: "Whoever buys this birthday cake will get free birthday candles. When is your birthday, I will give you a few candles."

Master Feng asked: "Is this your idea?"

Xu Qian: "Our factory manager is here. Over there, you go to interview and prove it."

Master Feng: "Hey, it looks like a cake factory, hello, don't ask, your factory must have done the same as you, huh?"

The factory manager: "It's okay. In the first two days, parents celebrated their children's birthdays. They didn't need a few candles. From the third day onwards, it was children's birthdays for their grandparents. They are all old people in their 80s and [-]s! Buy a I have to build two baskets of candles for a box of cakes, which almost cost me my life!"

At this time, Xu Qian's expression was very depressed.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Slapped in the face!"

"I'm so fucking laughing."

"It's so funny."

"Could this be the legend that if you can't pretend to be coercive, you'll get caught!"

"It's so funny to me."

"This cross talk is amazing!"

"A product produced by Xu Qian must be a high-quality product. I finally understand the true meaning of this sentence."

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Master Feng: "You are called ungrateful, do you understand? Mr. Niu, this is a good idea! Comrades, he gave some ideas to the cake factory and saved a candle factory. Comrades, what kind of spirit is this? , This is a spirit of eating inside and outside.”

"Ha ha!"

The crowd couldn't help but laugh.

Master Feng's ability to promote before suppressing is really too strong.

"The spirit of eating inside and outside..."

"I'm so fucking laughing."

"It's so funny."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life!"

"It's so funny to me."

"This cross talk is amazing!"

"My admiration for Master Feng is so great."

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Xu Qian: "I'm talking about the factory manager, you are not guilty of saying that! Didn't I give you another idea later? Use Arabic numerals to make ten kinds of candles. If Qin Shihuang can live until now, four candles are enough. gone."

Master Feng: "Impossible."

Xu Qian said proudly, "Ask the factory manager."

Factory manager: "Yes, it is this idea that has completely saved our cake factory."

"Clap!"

The audience applauded together.

"Haha, Master Feng was slapped in the face."

"Master Feng was brutally slapped in the face."

"Poor Master Feng."

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Xu Qian: "Okay, thank you, thank you."

He had a smug expression on his face.

Master Feng: "Who are you? I don't think you look like a factory director at all. I think you look like Xu Qian's cousin."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

They were shocked by Master Feng's sophistry.

"Yes, it's you, I flattened my tires when I picked you up just now, it's you, my friends, it doesn't count, it's babysitting, it doesn't count, if you have a real idea, you have to invite the audience friends here We ask random questions and come up with ideas on the spot.”

Everyone was happy.

"Killing me!"

"Master Feng's words and actions are too funny."

"Brilliant."

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"Okay, this gentleman asks Mr. Xu a question."

"I'm like asking when your girlfriend asks you, who will you save when my brother and your mother fall into the water?"

"Wow!"

The audience booed, this is a classic question.

Of course, this question was also adapted by Xu Qian.

The original cross talk question here is about the bb machine.

The question asked is: "The "BB Jier", when a lot of people are sitting together, a "BB Jier" sounds, many people are busy looking at it, and they can't tell who it is. Do you have any ideas? Is there any idea?"

The answer is: "I have already given this idea to the BB machine factory. I suggest that the manufacturer install music keys on the BB machine, so that people can adjust the tune by themselves. , as soon as I hear dao dao dao, I am calling you. You are called dao dao dao; you are called ruai ruai la; di di di; dao dao dao; la la dao; Ten."

But now that smart phones have come out, this is a fucking BB machine, so if you ask this question, you will be laughed at.

So Xu Qian changed the question.

Master Feng booed from the side: "This question is a classic question, how will Xu Daniu answer it?"

Xu Qian replied: "Just ask your girlfriend, who will you release on bail first if I and your father were arrested for prostitution at the same time!"

"Ha ha!"

everyone. . . . . . . .

"Who will be released on bail first..."

"This answer is a classic."

"This is going to kill me laughing!"

"Such lines can be made up, Xu Qian is so awesome!"

"I can be regarded as the five-body cast who admires Xu Qian."

"Cattle fork."

"I admire Xu Qian's brain."

"Xu Qian's brain hole is really a method."

"Awesome!!!!!!"

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At this time, the audience in front of the TV was also amused by Xu Qian's answer, and they began to tease their girlfriends: "Who will you bail out when I go whoring with my father-in-law?"

These husbands are suffocated. They used to be troubled by this question from their girlfriends, and now they naturally want to take revenge.

But what greeted them was the roar of girlfriends: "You dare to whore!!!! You are looking for death!"

The girlfriend's voice was very loud, followed by the torture.

The boys were dumbfounded.

They made a sad and angry voice: "Xu Qian, you cheated on me!!!!!!!"

They did not expect to encounter such an outcome.

But Xu Qian couldn't hear the calls of these male compatriots anymore, even if he knew, he wouldn't have any sympathy.

Master Feng said to Xu Qian: "Your idea is really bad enough."

Xu Qian looked at Master Feng with disdain and said, "I'm hurt? Okay, some gentleman, some lady, please ask Mr. Feng a question, let's see if he has any bad ideas."

Master Feng: "Come here casually, alas, thank you, friends, have you seen that, those who ask him questions are all such gentlemen, and those who ask me questions are all such young ladies, thank you, your appearance is a kind of respect My kind of solidarity, thank you."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Master Feng's mouth is quite sweet!"

"Master Feng's mouth is 6."

"I just like watching Master Feng's performance."

"It's so funny."

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The lady began to ask questions: "Mr. Feng, we female compatriots won most of the gold medals in last year's world-class competitions, which made you compatriots unable to hold your heads up. Can you come up with an idea to make your compatriots feel better?" Hold your head up?"

"it is good!"

"it is good!"

"it is good!!!!!"

"Ok, Ok!"

"Ok, Ok!"

"Ok, Ok!!!!!!!"

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The audience applauded.

It has to be said that Master Feng's method of invigorating the atmosphere is top-notch, and "The Idea Company" has attracted more and more people's attention.

People are deeply attracted by this cross talk, and at the same time have great admiration for Xu Qian, they all feel that he is omnipotent, whether it is songs, sketches, dance or even cross talk, he can't beat him!

He is the most powerful all-rounder, unmatched in the world.

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The dialogue continues:

Xu Qian gloated and said, "Your question is great."

Master Feng: "I didn't hire you, did I, well, you sit down too, sit down please, thank you."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Aggrieved Master Feng."

"Master Feng is too funny."

"Killing me!"

"The rhythm of laughing to death does not pay for life!"

"It's so fucking funny!"

"quite funny!"

"The five bodies that admire Xu Qian."

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Master Feng: "Thank you, fellow men present here, don't be discouraged, don't slack off, as long as I come up with an idea, all the fellow men will immediately feel elated. My idea is: cancel the women's competition."

everyone. . . . . . .

"What the hell kind of idea!"

"Master Feng knows such tricks."

"Master Feng is too funny."

"Killing me!"

"The rhythm of laughing to death does not pay for life!"

"It's so fucking funny!"

"quite funny!"

"The five bodies that admire Xu Qian."

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Xu Qian also said speechlessly: "What idea are you here?"

Master Feng deliberately said: "I really have a good idea, why the Ma family army is invincible and breaks the world record repeatedly."

Xu Qian asked curiously, "Why?"

Master Feng: "It's just me. I eat what I eat to make up for it. I let Ma Jiajun eat turtles. The speed is so sharp."

everyone. . . . .

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny."

"Killing me."

Xu Qiandao: "Ma's army eats soft-shelled turtles."

Master Feng: "The inside information is that the tortoise is so fast after eating it."

Xu Qian shook his head: "No, no, if you eat turtles, you should run slower and slower."

Master Feng said: "How can it be slow? The tortoise runs steadily, and his chassis is low." "

"Ha ha!"

Everyone is happy.

"The chassis is low..."

"Master Feng is too funny."

"Killing me!"

"The rhythm of laughing to death does not pay for life!"

"It's so fucking funny!"

"quite funny!"

"The five bodies that admire Xu Qian."

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Master Feng continued: "Isn't there a story called the tortoise and the hare? The most important thing is spirit and perseverance. Ma Jiajun eats tortoises, and other athletes let them eat rabbits. Do you care?"

Everyone was about to burst out laughing.

"Master Feng is too funny."

"Killing me!"

"The rhythm of laughing to death does not pay for life!"

"It's so fucking funny!"

"quite funny!"

"The five bodies that admire Xu Qian."

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Xu Qian: "According to your logic, what you eat will make up for you. That is to say, if you are stupid, let you eat monkey-headed carrots, and you will be smarter than monkeys."

everyone. . . . . . .

"Smarter than a monkey..."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"It's so funny."

"You really want to laugh at me."

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Master Feng: "Ah, yes, if you lose all your hair, eat fresh winter melon, and a layer of white hair will grow back immediately the next day."

everyone. . . . . . . .

"This metaphor is too fiddly vivid."

"White hair..."

"Master Feng is so funny."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life!"

"It's so fucking funny!"

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Xu Qian: "Oh, if the long jumper can't jump far, let him eat grasshoppers."

Master Feng: "High jumpers eat fleas if they can't jump high."

Xu Qian: "The swimmers eat toads if they can't swim fast."

Master Feng: "A boxer can't beat someone."

Xu Qian: "What to eat?"

Master Feng said as a matter of course: "Eat the bear's paw!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone was amused.

"Eat a bear's paw..."

"Master Feng is so funny."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life!"

"It's so fucking funny!"

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Xu Qian: "I've never heard of it. Do you still ask me for ideas?"

Man: "I have a question."

Master Feng: "This seems to be a reporter friend, hello, hello."

Master Feng shook hands with the reporter friend, appearing very cordial.

The man said: "Because of the nature of our work, we are relatively busy and often eat instant noodles. It is inconvenient for him to use the instant noodles now. The ingredient bag inside is too strong and cannot be torn open. Do you have any ideas?"

Master Feng: "This idea is too clever. Isn't the topping tape hard to tear off? You can't finish eating noodles!"

Everyone was amused.

"Master Feng is so funny."

"Killing me."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life!"

"It's so fucking funny!"

"It's fucking hilarious."

"Laughing to tears."

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"You sit down."

Xu Qian: "Sit down. I have given this idea to the instant noodle factory. I suggest that the manufacturer make this ingredient with glutinous rice paper, and it will melt in one soak. From now on, this instant noodle will be named Master Xu Instant Noodle. Friends, you can eat it." Ever tried Master Xu's instant noodles? Master Xu's instant noodles are awesome! So one idea can create a famous brand."

"it is good!"

The audience applauded.

"Brilliant!"

"Xu Qian is awesome!"

"can!"

"sharp......"

"It's so scary."

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Master Feng: "That's right, an idea can save a company."

Xu Qian continued: "An idea can change a person's life."

Master Feng: "One idea can warm a family."

Xu Qian: "An idea can unite a group."

Feng: "An idea can make a country prosperous."

Xu Qian: "There are 13 billion people in China, each of them has an idea, so how rich are we going to be?"

Master Feng: "I still have to count money at home every day to play!"

"Ha ha!"

"it is good!"

The audience continued to applaud and applaud.

"The cooperation between the two is really amazing."

"Master Feng is too funny."

"Killing me!"

"The rhythm of laughing to death does not pay for life!"

"It's so fucking funny!"

"quite funny!"

"The five bodies that admire Xu Qian."

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At this time, the cross talk actor watched the cross talk end and he hadn't returned home yet.

How did he evaluate Xu Qian?
"Is it true that cross talk is so easy to perform?"

"Without decades of cross talk skills and decades of stage experience, even a genius cannot be achieved overnight."

"Do you really think that talking about learning to sing is just talking?"

"Hehe, a person who does not have the basic skills of cross talk performing cross talk is an insult to cross talk, and he cannot succeed."

Now he really wanted to slap himself twice.

"Is this called impossible to succeed?"

"What the hell is it that you don't have the basic skills of cross talk?"

"How can this be called not knowing how to talk and learn to sing?"

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He found that Xu Qian's basic cross talk skills were even better than his.

And his cooperation with Master Feng simply complements each other, and Jin Fengyulu wins when they meet, but there are countless people in the world.

The tacit understanding between the two of them surprised him.

What's even more frightening is that these two people are each other's fans, and they are each other's jokes, which is rare among all cross talk actors.

Because many cross talk actors pay attention to one who is in charge of being funny (to make fun of), and the other who is in charge of making fun (to make fun of).

But the two don't distinguish between each other, and they communicate with each other. This is the real strength, and it is already so powerful that it makes people despair.

(End of this chapter)