Reborn I am the second generation of stars
Chapter 1231
Chapter 1231
Subtitles begin to appear.
Sketch: "People in the Car"
Performers: Xu Qian, Li Zhijie
Sketch Creation: Xu Qian
. . . . . . . . . .
Countless people were in an uproar.
"I'm going, it turns out that Xu Qian is participating again."
"Great."
"I like Xu Qian's works the most."
"I can feast my eyes."
"Xu Qian finally played again."
"Looking forward, looking forward, really looking forward to it, I like Xu Qian's performance."
As soon as the subtitles appeared, Chinese people all over the world were shocked. This is Xu Qian's influence.
The technician also said to Dongfang Channel: "The number of viewers has suddenly increased."
Director of the East. . . . . . . .
Is this the name of a person, or the shadow of a tree?
Xu Qian hadn't appeared on the stage yet, but just revealing his name could cause such a big shock, which is really too powerful.
Xu Qian chose Jia Bing's works this time.
Jia Bing is not an ordinary comedian, he is also a national first-class actor, so his performing arts are simply at the pinnacle.
On the stage of the fourth season of "Happy Comedian", Lao Guo said a word in front of Jia Bing: "The era of Jia Bing on the comedy stage has arrived." This sentence seemed to open a curtain. Their voices made the comedy world and the audience realize the value of Jia Bing, and made people discover a clear stream in the comedy world, and this clear stream was promoted to the Spring Festival Gala stage.
In the fourth season of "Happy Comedian", Jia Bing is surrounded by powerful enemies, but Jia Bing's comedy works are indeed extraordinary.Surrounded by powerful enemies such as the Liao Folk Art Troupe, Happy Twist, Deyun Society, and Big Bowl Entertainment, they still won tenaciously. Why?The elite lost to the folk grassroots?
Of course it was because of Jia Bing's extraordinary strength.
贾冰超出其他喜剧人的优势,是由多种喜剧技能作用在一起的合力结果。这些喜剧技能缺乏任何一项都不可以成就贾冰的优势。它们包括:1.单纯的搞笑能力(反差卖萌、无厘头搞怪);2.极具爆发力的演技;3.新鲜密集的喜剧包袱;4.东北话元素;5.搞笑与煽情的科学配比。
In fact, these five advantages are not new, and can be found in anyone and anywhere in the comedy world, but there are not many comedians who possess these five skills.
All in all, Jia Bing is a comedic genius.
Xu Qian and Li Zhijie started to appear on the stage. Both of them were dressed as migrant workers, and Xu Qian made himself ugly.
"Clap clap clap!"
The applause of the audience was very warm, and the applause reverberated in the studio deafeningly.
These applause seemed to announce the fact that the king of the Spring Festival Gala is back!
Although his clothes are a bit sloppy, although he looks a bit commoner, although his appearance seems to be concealed, but he is a born king, even if he is reserved, he still cannot conceal his brilliance.
"very handsome!"
"Xu Qian is so handsome."
"Xu Qian Ouba is so handsome!"
"As expected of being the most handsome guy in the universe, I'm fascinated."
"I like Xu Qian so much, I like him very, very much."
"Too handsome, Xu Qian's handsomeness is irresistible."
. . . . . . . . . . .
The live broadcast room was also maxed out.
"Natural beauty is hard to give up!"
"Natural beauty is hard to give up!"
"Natural beauty is hard to give up!"
"Natural beauty is hard to give up!"
"Natural beauty is hard to give up!"
. . . . . . . . . . .
Many boys. . . . . .
"wtf?"
Are you serious?
I was hit, there are too many nympho in this world.
Many people in the live broadcast room gave Xu Qian a reward, and they really loved Xu Qian to death.
"I love Xu Qian (advanced Ⅳ) presenting anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"
"I love Xu Qian (advanced Ⅳ) presenting anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"
"I love Xu Qian (advanced Ⅳ) presenting anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"
"I love Xu Qian (advanced Ⅳ) presenting anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"
"I love Xu Qian (advanced Ⅳ) presenting anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"
. . . . . . . . . . . .
It can be said that Xu Qian's appearance shocked many people.
"That's superstardom."
Countless people have such a sentence in their hearts.
Xu Qian is indeed a top superstar, the most powerful superstar in Asia, his appearance alone has shocked the whole world and moved countless people.
"This is Xu Qian's strength."
At this moment, the skit has officially begun.
Announcer: Train G1258 from Shanghai to Shenyang is about to take off.Sorry for the typo, I'm going to drive soon.
Xu Qian: "This announcer is drunk."
Everyone laughed, there were too many funny moves by Xu Qian.
"It's a mouth in the sky, but a leg in the ground. It's still taking off. It's funny."
Xu Qian said.
His sense of humor is very contrasting.
Chen Shuo was taken aback.
Just the first sentence made Chen Shuo feel Xu Qian's strength.
Some of this simple funny ability is born with it, and some is cultivated the day after tomorrow.But more are acquired.
This ability can exist independently of any language word baggage.An actor can entertain the audience without saying a word.
Xu Qian's simple funny ability is his cuteness in contrast. From the outside, he is dressed very rough today. This is originally a temperament of Zhang Fei, but he insists on putting on the cuteness of his daughter's embroidery. This kind of thick and thin contrast just constitutes his own comedy effect.
"Amazing."
Chen Shuo admired in his heart.
Now many people in the outside world call Xu Qian the new generation of sketch king, Chen Shuo thinks that Xu Qian deserves his name, Xu Qian has such strength.
His acting skills have already entered the realm of perfection.
It is already not lost to those older generation artists, and even surpassed.
It can only be said that Xu Qian is too strong. Not only does he crush others in terms of appearance, but he also crushes others in terms of talent. Such a person is the most terrifying, because he will not give you a way out at all.
Xu Qian and the others continued to perform.
Li Zhijie: "Stop laughing, let's hurry up and find a seat."
Xu Qian: "Don't look for it, it's here."
Li Zhijie said in surprise, "You bought business class."
Xu Qian: "There are only two left, it's not easy to buy, it's the Spring Festival."
Li Zhijie said: "No, this ticket is quite expensive."
Xu Qiandao: "Don't tell me it's expensive, it's still expensive. Let me tell you, as soon as the ticket price came out, I immediately knelt down, one thousand and eight."
"Haha."
Everyone laughed.
This contrast caught people off guard.
"Kneel down..."
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"This is Xu Qian's ability."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
"Xu Qian is awesome."
. . . . . . . . . . .
As soon as the expert makes a move, he will know if there is any.
Xu Qian only said a few lines and threw a few stalks, but with his almost impeccable performance, he conquered everyone on the scene.
Looking at Xu Qian who was performing, there was only one thought in everyone's mind, and that was: "Xu Qian is too strong."
His strength cannot be described in words, he is really strong, so strong that he can shock the past, so strong that no one can beat him, so strong that he can sweep everything away.
At this moment, Chinese people all over the world were shocked by Xu Qian's performance. In their eyes, Xu Qian is a well-deserved king. He is a new generation of Spring Festival Gala emperor, looking down on the world.
--------------
The sketch continues.
Li Zhijie said distressedly: "What's the matter, bro, we both drive excavators, how much money do we make a year, do you think it's a bit inappropriate to sit here?"
Xu Qian: "No, it's okay. Let me tell you, I don't meet your status for a while, so I have to ask you a few words. If you are like this, those who come to this carriage later are basically educated and qualified people. They are all rich or poor.”
Everyone laughed:
"It's either rich or expensive..."
"Long experience."
"Rich or poor..."
"I'm dying of laughter. As expected of Xu Qian, this line is written by me."
"It's awesome, it's really, really awesome."
"I admire Xu Qian."
. . . . . . . . . .
"No, if it's rape or steal, no, it's all non-intangible cultural heritage."
Xu Qian said.
Everyone laughed again:
"Killing me."
"Intangible Cultural Heritage....."
"Xu Qian's ability to be funny is really at its peak."
"Xu Qian is simply too strong."
"so amazing."
"Haha, this is making me laugh to death."
"Forgive me for laughing."
. . . . . . . . . . .
At this moment, countless low-level people were touched by watching this sketch.
There are always some people in this world who think that they are born noble, that they are superior, and they regard people as inferior.
Therefore, when they meet people with a lower level than themselves, they will show their superiority. For example, when they take the bus, when they take the elevator, or when they eat in the cafeteria, these people always dislike those people.
In this regard, migrant workers, cleaners, and sanitation workers all have feelings, and they have more or less encountered such a scene.
Master Feng was also taken aback. With his professional sensitivity, he already roughly guessed what Xu Qian's work was about.
"amazing?"
He sincerely praised Xu Qian in his heart.
Some people will not let go of airs after a work becomes popular, blindly pursuing funny, just like the former Xiaopin Wang Zhao Hot Pot, his works in the early years are really very good, pointing out the current disadvantages, both funny and There is something to be said, but it is a pity that he later embarked on another path, and his works began to blindly pursue funny.
This is understandable, but it is too much to go too far, and because of this, Zhao Hot Pot began to fall.
In fact, Master Feng feels sorry for Zhao Hot Pot. He is really a genius, and he is the most influential person since the birth of the Spring Festival Gala.
Of course, this biggest question is now being questioned, because Xu Qian will replace him when this Spring Festival Gala is broadcast.
What Master Feng admires most about Xu Qian is that he is not just pursuing blindly funny at any time, his works are full of warmth, tenderness, and a sense of social responsibility.
Li Zhijie looked confused: "What do you mean?"
Xu Qiandao: "They are all rich, invisible tycoons, so if we sit in this carriage, we have to pretend to be invisible migrant workers."
This sentence has reached the hearts of many people. Many people have pretended to save face, and this is definitely not an example.
Li Zhijie: "Then I know, this one. Brother, there are lights, and there are lights here."
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed:
"A look that has never seen the world."
"Li Zhijie is still so funny."
"I like Li Zhijie."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Xu Qian: "Can you keep your voice down, my gallstones have been shattered by you."
everyone. . . . . . . . .
"The gallstone shattered."
"It really killed me laughing."
"It's so fucking funny."
"I'm convinced, completely convinced."
. . . . . . . . . . .
"This guy, you can conquer it with just one lamp. He has never seen the world before. There are small tables, and there are small tables, and here are small tables."
Xu Qian also said excitedly.
Everyone was about to burst into laughter. This guy just said that he was so excited now.
"Nimma, can you be more funny?"
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
"Xu Qian's performances are always so exaggerated and funny."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Li Zhijie: "Brother."
Xu Qian: "Eat box lunch, don't need to serve it, is it broken?"
Everyone laughed, Xu Qian was interested at first, but now he is dumbfounded.
"Haha, you must be dumbfounded."
"broken!!!!"
"Let you pretend to be aggressive."
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
"Why so funny?"
. . . . . . . . . . . .
The audience always wanted to see Xu Qian deflated.
Li Zhijie: "Brother, you've been screwed."
Xu Qian said in distress: "No, what's the matter?"
Li Zhijie: "Think about it, just this one, it costs [-] yuan for a seat, just now you clicked for a while, and you earned that little money."
Xu Qian: "I guess they all have to stud."
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed, Xu Qian was naughty from time to time, and his expression really made people laugh.
Li Ge appeared very proudly: "Sorry, this is my seat."
Everyone exclaimed:
"Brother Li!"
"It's really Brother Li."
"It's still so beautiful, like Venus, without any flaws."
"It's so beautiful, I like Brother Li, I like Brother Li very, very much."
"Excellent, only Xu Qian can invite Brother Li in China today."
"Happy to be able to meet Li Ge, Li Ge is still so beautiful, so beautiful, unparalleled beauty."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Li Ge, as the first draft idol in China, already has a high popularity, and his performance in "My Sassy Girlfriend" has swept the whole of Asia. His popularity is really immeasurable, so when he appeared on the stage, he aroused applause.
Li Zhijie said confidently: "What about your seat? My brother bought it for me, right, brother."
Xu Qian: "Yes, that's right. Which brother of yours bought it for you."
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed.
"Killing me."
"I'm about to burst out laughing..."
"Which brother bought it for you..."
"This line can only be thought of by Xu Qian."
"I really like Xu Qian."
. . . . . . . . . .
Li Zhijie said with a confused face: "Aren't you going to buy two tickets?"
Xu Qian said: "Yes, I bought a business seat, and you bought a "business seat." "
"Ha ha!"
The crowd burst into laughter.
"As expected of Xu Qian, as cheap as ever."
"I bought a business seat, and you bought a "business seat." . . . . . "
"The best big brother in China."
"It's really killing me laughing."
"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Director Dongfang also laughed directly: "This Xu Qian really has a way."
This skit is really full of laughs, one after another, it is almost comparable to the sketch king Zhao Hot Pot back then, it is really very, very awesome.
What's even more awesome is that everyone is not tired of aesthetics, as long as it is Xu Qian's work, they all love to read it. This is Xu Qian's unique charm, so powerful that he is invincible.
(End of this chapter)
Subtitles begin to appear.
Sketch: "People in the Car"
Performers: Xu Qian, Li Zhijie
Sketch Creation: Xu Qian
. . . . . . . . . .
Countless people were in an uproar.
"I'm going, it turns out that Xu Qian is participating again."
"Great."
"I like Xu Qian's works the most."
"I can feast my eyes."
"Xu Qian finally played again."
"Looking forward, looking forward, really looking forward to it, I like Xu Qian's performance."
As soon as the subtitles appeared, Chinese people all over the world were shocked. This is Xu Qian's influence.
The technician also said to Dongfang Channel: "The number of viewers has suddenly increased."
Director of the East. . . . . . . .
Is this the name of a person, or the shadow of a tree?
Xu Qian hadn't appeared on the stage yet, but just revealing his name could cause such a big shock, which is really too powerful.
Xu Qian chose Jia Bing's works this time.
Jia Bing is not an ordinary comedian, he is also a national first-class actor, so his performing arts are simply at the pinnacle.
On the stage of the fourth season of "Happy Comedian", Lao Guo said a word in front of Jia Bing: "The era of Jia Bing on the comedy stage has arrived." This sentence seemed to open a curtain. Their voices made the comedy world and the audience realize the value of Jia Bing, and made people discover a clear stream in the comedy world, and this clear stream was promoted to the Spring Festival Gala stage.
In the fourth season of "Happy Comedian", Jia Bing is surrounded by powerful enemies, but Jia Bing's comedy works are indeed extraordinary.Surrounded by powerful enemies such as the Liao Folk Art Troupe, Happy Twist, Deyun Society, and Big Bowl Entertainment, they still won tenaciously. Why?The elite lost to the folk grassroots?
Of course it was because of Jia Bing's extraordinary strength.
贾冰超出其他喜剧人的优势,是由多种喜剧技能作用在一起的合力结果。这些喜剧技能缺乏任何一项都不可以成就贾冰的优势。它们包括:1.单纯的搞笑能力(反差卖萌、无厘头搞怪);2.极具爆发力的演技;3.新鲜密集的喜剧包袱;4.东北话元素;5.搞笑与煽情的科学配比。
In fact, these five advantages are not new, and can be found in anyone and anywhere in the comedy world, but there are not many comedians who possess these five skills.
All in all, Jia Bing is a comedic genius.
Xu Qian and Li Zhijie started to appear on the stage. Both of them were dressed as migrant workers, and Xu Qian made himself ugly.
"Clap clap clap!"
The applause of the audience was very warm, and the applause reverberated in the studio deafeningly.
These applause seemed to announce the fact that the king of the Spring Festival Gala is back!
Although his clothes are a bit sloppy, although he looks a bit commoner, although his appearance seems to be concealed, but he is a born king, even if he is reserved, he still cannot conceal his brilliance.
"very handsome!"
"Xu Qian is so handsome."
"Xu Qian Ouba is so handsome!"
"As expected of being the most handsome guy in the universe, I'm fascinated."
"I like Xu Qian so much, I like him very, very much."
"Too handsome, Xu Qian's handsomeness is irresistible."
. . . . . . . . . . .
The live broadcast room was also maxed out.
"Natural beauty is hard to give up!"
"Natural beauty is hard to give up!"
"Natural beauty is hard to give up!"
"Natural beauty is hard to give up!"
"Natural beauty is hard to give up!"
. . . . . . . . . . .
Many boys. . . . . .
"wtf?"
Are you serious?
I was hit, there are too many nympho in this world.
Many people in the live broadcast room gave Xu Qian a reward, and they really loved Xu Qian to death.
"I love Xu Qian (advanced Ⅳ) presenting anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"
"I love Xu Qian (advanced Ⅳ) presenting anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"
"I love Xu Qian (advanced Ⅳ) presenting anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"
"I love Xu Qian (advanced Ⅳ) presenting anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"
"I love Xu Qian (advanced Ⅳ) presenting anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"
. . . . . . . . . . . .
It can be said that Xu Qian's appearance shocked many people.
"That's superstardom."
Countless people have such a sentence in their hearts.
Xu Qian is indeed a top superstar, the most powerful superstar in Asia, his appearance alone has shocked the whole world and moved countless people.
"This is Xu Qian's strength."
At this moment, the skit has officially begun.
Announcer: Train G1258 from Shanghai to Shenyang is about to take off.Sorry for the typo, I'm going to drive soon.
Xu Qian: "This announcer is drunk."
Everyone laughed, there were too many funny moves by Xu Qian.
"It's a mouth in the sky, but a leg in the ground. It's still taking off. It's funny."
Xu Qian said.
His sense of humor is very contrasting.
Chen Shuo was taken aback.
Just the first sentence made Chen Shuo feel Xu Qian's strength.
Some of this simple funny ability is born with it, and some is cultivated the day after tomorrow.But more are acquired.
This ability can exist independently of any language word baggage.An actor can entertain the audience without saying a word.
Xu Qian's simple funny ability is his cuteness in contrast. From the outside, he is dressed very rough today. This is originally a temperament of Zhang Fei, but he insists on putting on the cuteness of his daughter's embroidery. This kind of thick and thin contrast just constitutes his own comedy effect.
"Amazing."
Chen Shuo admired in his heart.
Now many people in the outside world call Xu Qian the new generation of sketch king, Chen Shuo thinks that Xu Qian deserves his name, Xu Qian has such strength.
His acting skills have already entered the realm of perfection.
It is already not lost to those older generation artists, and even surpassed.
It can only be said that Xu Qian is too strong. Not only does he crush others in terms of appearance, but he also crushes others in terms of talent. Such a person is the most terrifying, because he will not give you a way out at all.
Xu Qian and the others continued to perform.
Li Zhijie: "Stop laughing, let's hurry up and find a seat."
Xu Qian: "Don't look for it, it's here."
Li Zhijie said in surprise, "You bought business class."
Xu Qian: "There are only two left, it's not easy to buy, it's the Spring Festival."
Li Zhijie said: "No, this ticket is quite expensive."
Xu Qiandao: "Don't tell me it's expensive, it's still expensive. Let me tell you, as soon as the ticket price came out, I immediately knelt down, one thousand and eight."
"Haha."
Everyone laughed.
This contrast caught people off guard.
"Kneel down..."
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"This is Xu Qian's ability."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
"Xu Qian is awesome."
. . . . . . . . . . .
As soon as the expert makes a move, he will know if there is any.
Xu Qian only said a few lines and threw a few stalks, but with his almost impeccable performance, he conquered everyone on the scene.
Looking at Xu Qian who was performing, there was only one thought in everyone's mind, and that was: "Xu Qian is too strong."
His strength cannot be described in words, he is really strong, so strong that he can shock the past, so strong that no one can beat him, so strong that he can sweep everything away.
At this moment, Chinese people all over the world were shocked by Xu Qian's performance. In their eyes, Xu Qian is a well-deserved king. He is a new generation of Spring Festival Gala emperor, looking down on the world.
--------------
The sketch continues.
Li Zhijie said distressedly: "What's the matter, bro, we both drive excavators, how much money do we make a year, do you think it's a bit inappropriate to sit here?"
Xu Qian: "No, it's okay. Let me tell you, I don't meet your status for a while, so I have to ask you a few words. If you are like this, those who come to this carriage later are basically educated and qualified people. They are all rich or poor.”
Everyone laughed:
"It's either rich or expensive..."
"Long experience."
"Rich or poor..."
"I'm dying of laughter. As expected of Xu Qian, this line is written by me."
"It's awesome, it's really, really awesome."
"I admire Xu Qian."
. . . . . . . . . .
"No, if it's rape or steal, no, it's all non-intangible cultural heritage."
Xu Qian said.
Everyone laughed again:
"Killing me."
"Intangible Cultural Heritage....."
"Xu Qian's ability to be funny is really at its peak."
"Xu Qian is simply too strong."
"so amazing."
"Haha, this is making me laugh to death."
"Forgive me for laughing."
. . . . . . . . . . .
At this moment, countless low-level people were touched by watching this sketch.
There are always some people in this world who think that they are born noble, that they are superior, and they regard people as inferior.
Therefore, when they meet people with a lower level than themselves, they will show their superiority. For example, when they take the bus, when they take the elevator, or when they eat in the cafeteria, these people always dislike those people.
In this regard, migrant workers, cleaners, and sanitation workers all have feelings, and they have more or less encountered such a scene.
Master Feng was also taken aback. With his professional sensitivity, he already roughly guessed what Xu Qian's work was about.
"amazing?"
He sincerely praised Xu Qian in his heart.
Some people will not let go of airs after a work becomes popular, blindly pursuing funny, just like the former Xiaopin Wang Zhao Hot Pot, his works in the early years are really very good, pointing out the current disadvantages, both funny and There is something to be said, but it is a pity that he later embarked on another path, and his works began to blindly pursue funny.
This is understandable, but it is too much to go too far, and because of this, Zhao Hot Pot began to fall.
In fact, Master Feng feels sorry for Zhao Hot Pot. He is really a genius, and he is the most influential person since the birth of the Spring Festival Gala.
Of course, this biggest question is now being questioned, because Xu Qian will replace him when this Spring Festival Gala is broadcast.
What Master Feng admires most about Xu Qian is that he is not just pursuing blindly funny at any time, his works are full of warmth, tenderness, and a sense of social responsibility.
Li Zhijie looked confused: "What do you mean?"
Xu Qiandao: "They are all rich, invisible tycoons, so if we sit in this carriage, we have to pretend to be invisible migrant workers."
This sentence has reached the hearts of many people. Many people have pretended to save face, and this is definitely not an example.
Li Zhijie: "Then I know, this one. Brother, there are lights, and there are lights here."
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed:
"A look that has never seen the world."
"Li Zhijie is still so funny."
"I like Li Zhijie."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Xu Qian: "Can you keep your voice down, my gallstones have been shattered by you."
everyone. . . . . . . . .
"The gallstone shattered."
"It really killed me laughing."
"It's so fucking funny."
"I'm convinced, completely convinced."
. . . . . . . . . . .
"This guy, you can conquer it with just one lamp. He has never seen the world before. There are small tables, and there are small tables, and here are small tables."
Xu Qian also said excitedly.
Everyone was about to burst into laughter. This guy just said that he was so excited now.
"Nimma, can you be more funny?"
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
"Xu Qian's performances are always so exaggerated and funny."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Li Zhijie: "Brother."
Xu Qian: "Eat box lunch, don't need to serve it, is it broken?"
Everyone laughed, Xu Qian was interested at first, but now he is dumbfounded.
"Haha, you must be dumbfounded."
"broken!!!!"
"Let you pretend to be aggressive."
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
"Why so funny?"
. . . . . . . . . . . .
The audience always wanted to see Xu Qian deflated.
Li Zhijie: "Brother, you've been screwed."
Xu Qian said in distress: "No, what's the matter?"
Li Zhijie: "Think about it, just this one, it costs [-] yuan for a seat, just now you clicked for a while, and you earned that little money."
Xu Qian: "I guess they all have to stud."
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed, Xu Qian was naughty from time to time, and his expression really made people laugh.
Li Ge appeared very proudly: "Sorry, this is my seat."
Everyone exclaimed:
"Brother Li!"
"It's really Brother Li."
"It's still so beautiful, like Venus, without any flaws."
"It's so beautiful, I like Brother Li, I like Brother Li very, very much."
"Excellent, only Xu Qian can invite Brother Li in China today."
"Happy to be able to meet Li Ge, Li Ge is still so beautiful, so beautiful, unparalleled beauty."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Li Ge, as the first draft idol in China, already has a high popularity, and his performance in "My Sassy Girlfriend" has swept the whole of Asia. His popularity is really immeasurable, so when he appeared on the stage, he aroused applause.
Li Zhijie said confidently: "What about your seat? My brother bought it for me, right, brother."
Xu Qian: "Yes, that's right. Which brother of yours bought it for you."
"Ha ha!"
Everyone laughed.
"Killing me."
"I'm about to burst out laughing..."
"Which brother bought it for you..."
"This line can only be thought of by Xu Qian."
"I really like Xu Qian."
. . . . . . . . . .
Li Zhijie said with a confused face: "Aren't you going to buy two tickets?"
Xu Qian said: "Yes, I bought a business seat, and you bought a "business seat." "
"Ha ha!"
The crowd burst into laughter.
"As expected of Xu Qian, as cheap as ever."
"I bought a business seat, and you bought a "business seat." . . . . . "
"The best big brother in China."
"It's really killing me laughing."
"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."
"Killing me!"
"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."
"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"
"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."
. . . . . . . . . . .
Director Dongfang also laughed directly: "This Xu Qian really has a way."
This skit is really full of laughs, one after another, it is almost comparable to the sketch king Zhao Hot Pot back then, it is really very, very awesome.
What's even more awesome is that everyone is not tired of aesthetics, as long as it is Xu Qian's work, they all love to read it. This is Xu Qian's unique charm, so powerful that he is invincible.
(End of this chapter)
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