Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1232 Conquest
The sketch continues.

Li Zhijie: "Then sit with you, and I will stand."

Xu Qian: "You can stand and I can sit."

Li Ge: "No, now you occupy my seat."

Li Zhijie: "It's warm for you, sit down."

Announcer: The train is arriving at the station, njing station.

Gao Bing: "Brother, please discuss something."

This is also a skit actor,
Xu Qian: "I don't see it. It's working. Once you arrive in the business class, you have to do business. Discuss things, okay, let's discuss. Anyway, most people who take this class have intangible cultural heritage. You bring it on."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"I will obey Xu Qian in this conversation."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Basically people with intangible cultural heritage."

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Gao Bing: "Brother, look, we are in the same family."

Xu Qian: "I can tell, to be honest, your mother looks quite young."

Brother Li's face changed.

"Your mother looks quite young..."

"What kind of look is this?"

"Forgive me for laughing."

"Xu Qian is still as cheap as ever."

"Don't say anything, I admire Xu Qian."

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"Ha ha!"

Brother Li: "Brother, he is my boyfriend."

Everyone burst out laughing.

"This is really killing me laughing."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"Cio, hey, Bazaar hey!"

Xu Qian said.

Everyone laughed.

This is his personal funny skill.

"Xu Qian is trying to laugh me to death."

"so cute!!!!!"

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"I like Xu Qian."

"Xu Qian's performance is impeccable."

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"It's not that big brother, please change it."

Gao Bing looked at Xu Qiandao.

"Change the line."

Xu Qian was about to stand up to change it, but then realized that the small table was broken, so he dared not change it.

"I can't change it."

Xu Qian said.

"Why can't it be replaced?"

Gao Bing asked suspiciously,
"I have a problem with my leg."

Xu Qian said.

"What's wrong?"

Gao Bing asked.

"My small table, the meniscus is strained!"

Xu Qian was in a hurry to gain wisdom.

Brother Li pointed at him and said, "No, please change to the seat next door."

"No conversion, let's send yy."

everyone. . . . . . . .

"It's a good ad."

"666666666!"

"When it comes to advertising, I will obey Xu Qian."

"Brilliant."

"Xu Qian is so fucking awesome."

"Nimma, Xu Qian is the only one who dares to advertise like this on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala."

"I just want to say Niubi, Xu Qian is too awesome."

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At this moment, the bosses of countless Internet companies are dumbfounded: "How the hell can you still play like this?"

"Can Xu Qian stop being so shameless?"

Boss tt was immediately dumbfounded: "Can you be more blatant?"

He was completely convinced by Xu Qian, no, it should be said that he knelt down.

"Hmm!"

Brother Li's kissing posture.

everyone. . . . . . .

"This is Brother Li????"

"Spicy eyes!"

"Killing me."

"I'm so fucking laughing, I can't bear to look straight at it."

"Feast your eyes."

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"Dong dong dong."

Gao Bing can come back directly.

The two of them kissed me right there.

Xu Qiandao: "What are you doing, you still follow me, uh, uh..."

Xu Qian made a posture of vomiting.

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

"I knew it!!!!!"

"Xu Qian is so cheap."

"Xu Qian, the lowly and lowly."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Brother Li began to answer the phone: "Hi, Jake, I'm going home tomorrow night, I want to see you too, bye, bye."

She was speaking in English the whole time.

Both Xu Qian and Gao Bing were dumbfounded.

At this time, Xu Qian's call also came, and Gao Bing handed the phone to Xu Qian directly: "Your second aunt's number."

Xu Qian directly interrupted him and said, "Keep your voice down."

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

Everyone can understand Xu Qian's current mood very well.

"Second Aunt" is so earthy, he has to pretend to be a very stylish person from the beginning.

"I see."

Xu Qian said.

"Hi, Second Aunt."

Everyone laughed.

"This is Xu Qian!"

"This is forced to pretend..."

"You really want to kill me laughing."

"It's so funny."

"Hi, Second Aunt..."

"Second aunt doesn't speak that way in English."

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Brother Li directly stroked his forehead with his hand.

Then Xu Qian said: "╭(╯ε╰)╮*^O^*＠_＠T^T, thanks."

No one knew what he was going to say at all.

Everyone laughed.

"This is forced to pretend..."

"sharp."

"I don't know why it's pretentious."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny."

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"How about good bye?"

Gao Bing asked.

"Second aunt, goodbye."

Xu Qian replied.

"Ha ha!!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Long experience."

"Second aunt, goodbye."

Over. "

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"Hey, where are you from?"

Brother Li asked Xu Qiandao.

"I'm from the Northeast, Allah is from Modu."

Xu Qian said.

"Haha."

The crowd burst into laughter.

"This is forcing!"

"Xu Qian started the Dark City again."

"The devil is always black."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Everyone has not forgotten that the "New Forces of Crosstalk" he wrote before has a devil's accent, but he is a Black Devil.

"Then what do you do?"

Gao Bing asked.

"I'm driving an excavator."

Gao Bing replied.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah!"

Xu Qian hit Gao Bing once.

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

"so cute."

"Xu Qian is too playful."

"Impressed."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"I'm already flying business class, and it's not about cultural heritage."

Xu Qian replied.

everyone. . . . . . . . .

This can be forced.

"Then you are an archaeologist?"

Gao Bing asked.

"Does archeology have to be excavated?"

Xu Qian asked.

"Yes."

Gao Bing nodded.

"That is."

Xu Qian replied.

The crowd burst into laughter.

"archeology........."

"From now on, excavators are archaeological professions."

"Forgive me for laughing."

"It's really laughable."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny."

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"Hey, old Xu."

Someone came over to say hello to Xu Qian.

Xu Qian. . . . . . . . .

This force has just been installed!

The audience is also watching the development of the matter with great interest: "This is meeting an acquaintance."

"Hi, old K."

The audience laughed:

"At this time, I'm still pretending..."

"Killing me."

"How funny."

"I am convinced, completely convinced."

"Ha ha!"

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"Will you still be the king? Where are you going to fight the landlord?"

"I heard from my co-workers that you bought a business class, tsk tsk, it's different."

Xu Qian had an expression of lovelessness.

Everyone laughed.

"Killing me."

"Impressed."

"I just like to see Xu Qian deflated."

"Xu Qian has been exposed!!!!"

"Xu Qian is so pitiful."

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"Let me ask you, will the construction site be back after the Chinese New Year? Can the excavator be turned on?"

Xu Qian directly covered his face.

everyone. . . . . . .

"God teammate!!"

"This is definitely a god teammate."

"Don't be afraid of opponents who are like pigs, but teammates who are like gods."

"Hahaha, I'm afraid this will kill me laughing."

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Everyone laughed.

"*^O^*T^TT^T＠_＠＠_＠."

Xu Qian said some unknown characters again.

Everyone laughed.

"Xu Qian is too cute."

"I'm afraid it will kill me laughing."

"At this time, I'm still pretending..."

"Killing me."

"How funny."

"I am convinced, completely convinced."

"Ha ha!"

"Death to save face!"

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"If you don't go, I'll let my second uncle go."

"No."

Xu Qian was a little confused.

"That's it. Thank you. You are a good man. I'm leaving."

Xu Qian was completely dumbfounded.

"Haha."

Seeing Xu Qian's bewildered look, the audience burst out laughing.

"I'm dumbfounded..."

"Killing me."

"Impressed."

"I just like to see Xu Qian deflated."

"I am completely convinced."

"Xu Qian is funny."

"Xu Qian is so pitiful."

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"This, this, you lost your job."

Xu Qian was a little speechless.

"Blow it every day, only you can blow it."

Li Zhijie complained.

Everyone also smiled knowingly, but when they smiled knowingly, many people also felt the same way.

Many people have actually encountered the same thing. They forcefully pretend to be aggressive for their own face, and in the end they will only make people laugh.

But why?

Some people divide the people in this world into three, six, or nine classes. They divide the world into several levels. They look down on people of low levels, and they look at people with colored glasses.

In fact, all human beings are created equal, as long as you do not commit crimes, as long as you abide by the law, as long as you pay taxes legally, then we are all equal, and we are all citizens of this country.

Really powerful people don't look at people with their nostrils upturned. Even if they are not modest, they don't look at people with colored glasses.

Treat others with more equality and respect, then the world will be full of love.

"Wrong person, I thought it was Jake."

Xu Qian continued to pretend to be coercive.

Chairman Jiang was taken aback. It was a very deep foreshadowing. Xu Qian connected the clues in the previous article together to form a complete story.

He finally understood why many people outside praised Xu Qian's story as good-looking.

Because Xu Qian's work is not a pile of boring jokes, nor is it a messy hodgepodge, nor is it deliberately sensational garbage.

His works have a complete storyline, a complete outline of the story, and a complete transition. The works are excellent.

"As expected of Xu Qian."

He was already full of admiration for Xu Qian. This is a genius that can only be produced in thousands of years. Fortunately, he was born in China. If he was born in another country, it would be a huge loss for this country.

"N Beijing Station is here."

Brother Li stood up: "Are some of the migrant worker friends now so inflated that they don't even change seats?"

Brother Li stood up and said.

"Tch, he can even pretend not to know his co-workers and change seats for you?"

"It doesn't matter where you sit, but never forget who you are."

Gao Bing said.

Many people feel a little uncomfortable listening to it.

"It doesn't matter where you do it, don't forget who you are?"

This sentence brought back memories in countless people's hearts.

Most people have experienced similar incidents more or less.

"It's so real."

"I don't know why it hurts."

"The world is not equal, and that's why we have to treat everyone equally."

"It hurts my heart. I have been looked down upon by others before. I swear that when I succeed, I will treat everyone fairly."

"I once saw a cleaning lady who didn't dare to take the elevator, and she wouldn't come if I called her. That scene touched me a lot."

"This kind of verbal violence is better not to have. The harm to others is very great, greater than you can imagine."

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Many people have feelings in their hearts. This is the charm of a good work, which can inspire you.

"gone."

Brother Li and Gao Bing walked away swaggeringly.

"This is what you said, who are you talking about? Make me blush."

Xu Qian said.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Pretend, it's too good to pretend."

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"I told you."

Li Zhijie struck mercilessly.

"I just want to make sure."

Xu Qian said.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"This line is really classic."

"I just want to make sure..."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"It's so funny."

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"Couldn't you just change someone later?"

Li Zhijie said.

"Won't you see it after changing this small table?"

Xu Qian said.

"Don't let people find out, can't you?"

Li Zhijie said.

"Okay, then I'll listen to you, you idiot."

Xu Qian said.

At this time two people came in.

"President Yan, please!"

"Mr. Zhang please."

The two greeted each other politely.

"Together."

The two began to look around.

"Hey, buddy, let's discuss."

"Change."

Xu Qian moved his seat directly, without ambiguity at all.

"Haha."

The man was dumbfounded.

The others laughed.

"It's too bad, Xu Qian is too bad."

"This is really killing me laughing."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"It's so funny."

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"Well, please give way to business."

Li Zhijie said to the two of them.

everyone. . . . . . . . .

"This line is really amazing."

"Well, please give way to business..."

"Submit it, completely subdue it."

"That's the real skit."

"A product produced by Xu Qian must be a high-quality product."

"Xu Qian will know if there is one as soon as he makes a move."

"Excellent, Xu Qian is too strong."

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Xu Qian's brief performance seems to have conquered everyone, which is where Xu Qian's strength lies.

(End of this chapter)