Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1233
The skit continues:

"Mr. Yan, next year I have a 6854 billion project."

everyone. . . . . . . .

"Pretender."

"This is forced."

"6854 billion..."

"This is so awesome."

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"Talk."

"This is the plan."

"Don't carry it, put it on the small table."

"pretty good."

"Change it back."

Hearing this, Xu Qian couldn't sit still.
Xu Qian directly pulled the man off the table, and then sat down on the seat by himself.

The man was immediately dumbfounded.

Everyone laughed:

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"I couldn't breathe from laughing."

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"Please let me go again."

Li Zhijie pushed away the humanity.

"Why did you change it back?"

The man was even more confused.

Xu Qian pointed to the location and said, "I'm a little homesick."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"A little homesick..."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"My stomach hurts from laughing."

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"You provide us with convenience."

That person was in a hurry.

"I'm a toilet, and I provide convenience for you."

Xu Qian said.

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

"This line is classic."

"As expected of Xu Qian, and only Xu Qian can write such lines, I can only say that Xu Qian is too awesome."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Forgive me for laughing again."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"My stomach hurts from laughing."

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"Who is this?"

"cut!"

"cut!"

Although separated by a seat, Mr. Yan and Mr. Zhang are still bragging.

"Hey, old Yan, you don't look so good!"

"I went to save money last night, and I was tired of moving money."

audience. . . . . . . . .

"Nimma, this is a forced act."

"Why do I have the urge to hit someone?"

"I'm tired of moving money..."

"I will serve you."

"I have nothing to say."

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Director Dongfang nodded: "Not bad, not bad."

This is also a phenomenon in society. Some people always like to pretend to be aggressive and show off their wealth.

Xu Qian's skit is closely related to current affairs and hot spots. With this awareness alone, he has already surpassed other creators by several blocks.

Isn't he the skit king?Who is?
Isn't he the king of the Spring Festival Gala?Who is?

Isn't he a superstar?Who is?

Who else!

Who can compare with him?
No, none of them, he is so unique, he is so invincible, and he is so invincible.

"Ouch!"

Xu Qian's expression was also exaggerated.

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed.

The actors in the backstage were all stunned. Xu Qian didn't need to speak his lines now, just humming or making a movement could win the applause of the audience.

The gap between them and Xu Qian is really too big. Xu Qian's realm is something that they may not be able to achieve even if they work hard for a lifetime. This is Xu Qian's awesomeness. It is a big part beyond this era, he is a real genius.

"We have to make up for our age."

"Didn't I buy a mountain? Artificially plant wild ginseng."

Mr. Yan said.

everyone. . . . . . . . .

"Buy a mountain..."

"Planting wild ginseng..."

"I can't imagine the life of a rich man."

"I can't accept this coercion."

"It's awesome, it's amazing, I admire it."

"Is fancy pretense popular recently?"

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"Eating ginseng is useless."

"Shouldn't I buy a plateau? Buy Cordyceps, my Cordyceps are so fresh, you can climb them in your hands, and you can't even catch them."

Mr. Zhang said.

"Hahaha!"

The two laughed, but both Xu Qian and Li Zhijie couldn't bear to look directly at them.

"Haha."

The audience was about to laugh like crazy.

"This stuff is even more powerful."

"I'm convinced, I'm convinced, it's all bullying!"

"Nimma, buy a plateau..."

"I don't know what to say anymore."

"Strong, really strong."

"Invincible, these two goods."

"These two guys are going to kill me laughing."

"Now I know that the life of the rich is beyond my imagination."

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"Zhijie, why don't I buy a piece of sky? Has it been approved yet?"

Xu Qian said to Li Zhijie.

"what?"

Everyone was stunned, and then roared with laughter.

"Buy a piece of sky..."

"I knew it, I knew Xu Qian was going to fight back."

"This is Xu Qian, awesome, very, very awesome."

"I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced by Xu Qian."

"Haha, pretending to be aggressive in front of Xu Qian doesn't even look at how many catties I have."

"This is the real king of kings, strong and invincible."

"Xu Qian's true nature, don't say anything, he is invincible."

"Haha, I'm really going crazy laughing."

"It's too strong, and there are such lines."

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Master Feng also laughed directly: "Buy a piece of sky..."

He was completely conquered by Xu Qian's whimsical ideas.

Chairman Jiang was also dumbfounded: "Can you still write lines like this?"

Buy block days. . . . . . .

He couldn't think of such a line.

How clever is he?

President Jiang admired Xu Qian deeply.

Because of Xu Qian's line, the blood of Chinese people all over the world is surging, it is too classic, it is too classic.

The live broadcast room was immediately blown up by the screen.

"Xu Qian, the king of forcing kings!"

"Xu Qian, the king of forcing kings!"

"Xu Qian, the king of forcing kings!"

"Xu Qian, the king of forcing kings!"

"Xu Qian, the king of forcing kings!"

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At the same time, countless people gave rewards to Xu Qian. It can be said that the atmosphere in the entire live broadcast room has also reached a climax.

Everyone just felt happy.

One of the two bought mountains and the other bought plateaus before. Are you awesome?I'm even more awesome, I want to buy the sky.

Although I felt a little unreasonable, but I was very straightforward. Xu Qian's words really touched the hearts of many people.

"No, what are you doing buying the sky?"

Li Zhijie asked.

"Why do you still buy the sky? Isn't this thinking about building a homestead for Taishang Laojun so that he can cook the soup for me?"

Xu Qian said.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Give the Taishang Laojun the whole house site..."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Zhu Xiao was also amused: "Give the Taishang Laojun the whole house..."

He can be regarded as a five-body admiration for Xu Qian.

Many of Xu Qian's lines are full of whimsical ideas, and his thinking is simply unconstrained, which is simply not something ordinary people can do.

Only Xu Qian can achieve such a level. He not only reaches the pinnacle in performance, but also strives for excellence in creation. It is unprecedented. It can be said that many of his lines are not clear to people, but they feel very powerful. look.

"Xu Qian's talent is a gift from heaven!"

This is Zhu Xiao's opinion.

This is also the view of many people. Xu Qian's talent is like an antelope hanging horns, no trace can be found. He really looks like a banished immortal like Li Bai.

"cut!"

"There is no threshold for business class at all."

Mr. Zhang and Mr. Yan disdain Xu Qianna very much.

"Check the ticket, check the ticket, take the ticket out of the pocket and I'll check it."

The stewardess is here.

The stewardess is Xia Yanbing, and the royal sister is really fanciful.

Many people are dumbfounded:
"What a nice view!"

"So beautiful!!!!!!!"

"My eyes are straight."

"Is Xia Yanbing's stewardess outfit so pretty?"

"Xu Qian unexpectedly invited Xia Yanbing over."

"Excellent, only Xu Qian can invite Xia Yanbing."

"Shocked, Xia Yanbing actually came over."

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Both Mr. Zhang and Mr. Yan showed the ticket to the stewardess. After checking it was correct, the stewardess walked up to Xu Qian and said, "Ticket."

"Tickets, right?"

Xu Qian stood up directly.

"It looks pretty."

Xu Qian said to the stewardess.

Airline stewardess. . . . . . . . .

"Killing me!"

"It looks pretty..."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"God's lines, I am convinced."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"Take out the ticket, hurry up."

Xu Qian said to Li Zhijie.

"Wait a minute?"

Li Zhijie was lost in thought.

"Think about it, don't worry, he will remember right away."

Xu Qian said to the stewardess.

"I'm afraid I'll be hungry before getting in the car, so I'll buy two steamed buns."

Li Zhijie said.

"Yes, he bought two steamed buns."

Xu Qian nodded.

Then he reacted: "I said vote."

"And then you gave me the ticket."

Li Zhijie said.

"Where are the tickets?"

Xu Qian asked.

"Then I put the ticket on the steamed bun."

Li Zhijie said.

"What are you doing on the steamed bun? You put it on my hand."

Xu Qian said impatiently.

"There's a cake seller over there, that guy is very old."

Li Zhijie said.

"I'm talking about tickets."

Xu Qian said.

"I said I was hungry."

Li Zhijie said.

Everyone laughed.

"I said I was hungry..."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny."

"Excellent."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"You really want to kill me laughing!"

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"Then I put the steamed buns on the cake, and then I roll it up, I will."

Li Zhijie couldn't continue.

"Hungry!!!!"

He burps.

He directly asked Li Zhijie to kneel down and patted him on the back: "Get out!"

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

"Come out..."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny."

"Submit it, completely subdue it."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"You really want to kill me laughing!"

"The five bodies that Xu Qian admires, are invincible, too powerful."

"Too strong, unbelievably strong, unimaginably strong."

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Chen Shuo also exclaimed in his heart: "This joke is too dense."

Xu Qian’s works basically achieve 2-3 burdens (smiles) per minute, and each burden is fresh and funny. Back then, Zhao Hot Pot relied on such skills to secure the throne of sketch king, but now Xu Qian Is there a tendency for blue to be better than blue?
He's not the skit king who is?

If he develops according to this trend, no one can shake his personal status.

The ability of Xu Qian's works can be said to have raised his own level to a new level.

Chen Shuo is very envious of this. Chen Shuo's creative ability is naturally very, very strong, but it took him a long time to create a satisfactory work, but Xu Qian is lucky. His creation seems to be effortless, which is really true. It was too shocking.

"envious."

For this, I can only envy.

He also wanted to say: "It's nice to be young."

As far as Xu Qian's artistic career is concerned, he still has unlimited possibilities, and no one knows what kind of situation he will reach in the future?
"Get it out, get it out, let me tell you, you have to get it out, or we'll lose all of our credibility."

Xu Qian said to Li Zhijie.

"Clap clap clap!"

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

"Ha ha!"

"It's so festive."

"Xu Qian's line skills are impeccable!!!"

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"I can't figure it out."

Li Zhijie said.

Xu Qian asked, "Why?"

"Because I ate two buckets of instant noodles and covered it up."

Li Zhijie said.

"Pfft."

The audience burst out laughing.

"Killing me."

"This is the rice bucket!!!!!!"

"How much do you really eat?"

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Laughing so hard I can't breathe."

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Zhu Xiao couldn't help himself from laughing, but in the end he couldn't help laughing, it was so fucking funny, he didn't know what to say anymore.

It can only be said that Xu Qian's level of humor is already at its peak, and it is beyond the reach of ordinary people.

"He's going to be a comedian legend."

Looking at Xu Qian who was shining brightly on the stage, Zhu Xiao had to admit that maybe he was really old. Xu Qian's future was limitless, and he would surpass their old predecessors.

He is not the only one who has the same idea as him, and most of the other seniors are also like this. Xu Qian is too strong, already beyond the limit.

"The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach."

"He is the comedian of the future, a comedian that no one can match."

"His achievements will be unmatched, and this is by no means empty words."

"He's going to be a master in the world."

"Terrible, really very, very scary."

"He was at the top of his game."

"He is a legend, I believe no one will deny it."

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"I'll let you eat."

Xu Qian directly pushed Li Zhijie away.

"Do you two have tickets?"

The flight attendant asked directly.

"Is there any need to ask? Two migrant workers, fare evasion."

"Tch, how could migrant workers be able to sit in the business class, I laughed so hard, they are so gutsy."

Mr. Zhang and Mr. Yan said with contempt.

Many people are very uncomfortable when they hear it.

What about migrant workers?
Are migrant workers inferior?

Didn't they legally pay taxes?
Are they not citizens?
Everyone is raised by their parents, why are you looking down on them when they were born?
What would you eat and live without them?
Can you still be old men?Can you still sit leisurely in business class?
Made it look like real.

In an instant, many people saw that Mr. Zhang and Mr. Yan were very upset. This kind of person who thinks he is awesome is a villain at any time.

It is precisely because of this that many people put their own emotions into this work, forming the so-called resonance.

This resonance will deepen their experience of the work.

All in all, this work will become more popular. This is the charm of Xu Qian's works, which can always make people intoxicated without knowing it.

(End of this chapter)