Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1234

The sketch continues.

"Why not?"

Xu Qian said.

"No, what do you mean by that?"

Li Zhijie said.

"I will teach you and me a lesson today."

Li Zhijie picked up the small table and started to wave it, then he was stunned.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"It's worn out..."

"God teammate."

"Super god teammate."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"I am convinced by Li Zhijie, I am completely convinced. I have never been convinced by others in my life."

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Xu Qian was also dumbfounded: "I covered one, and I suddenly asked you to take a risk."

"Oh, you are still sabotaging official business, right? In your situation, I have to find the police."

Xia Yanbing pointed at the two of them and said.

"Oh, why are you looking for the police?"

Xu Qian hurriedly pulled her back.

"Look for the SWAT."

Mr. Zhang said.

"Yes, the special police are accurate with marksmanship, I want to kill me."

Xu Qian said.

Everyone laughed.

"Xu Qian is a genius.!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"This reversal, this expression change is simply invincible."

"Submit to Xu Qian."

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"are you crazy."

Li Zhijie said.

Mr. Yan said: "We are not sick, we have tickets."

That arrogant look made people very uncomfortable.

"Migrant workers should do what migrant workers should do, how much money they earn to fly business class, go crazy."

Mr. Zhang said with contempt.

Li Zhijie said: "Is it illegal to hit someone crazy?"

"Ha ha!"

Mr. Zhang was dumbfounded.

Everyone laughed.

"This line..."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"If you accept it, only Xu Qian can write such lines."

"Strong, invincible."

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"Fight."

Li Zhijie rushed up directly, and then the whole screen went black.

"*^O^**^O^*╭(╯ε╰)╮!"

Xu Qian said some unintelligible words again.

Everyone laughed.

It's almost his signature now.

"Brother, brother, brother!!"

Li Zhijie called out.

Xu Qian woke up from his sleep.

"How can I dream of driving an excavator?"

Li Zhijie said.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"It's a dream to drive an excavator..."

"What a godly line."

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Chen Shuo was slightly surprised: "Hey, it's interesting."

He didn't think that the previous plot turned out to be a dream. Based on his years of experience, there should be a reversal now.

"This is not your seat, get up quickly, what are you doing sitting there?"

Xu Qian walked to Li Zhijie and said to Li Zhijie.

"I know it's not my seat, isn't that what he asked me to sit on?"

Li Zhijie said.

"Who?"

Xu Qian said curiously.

"Who told you to sit like this, so careless?"

Xu Qian said.

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

"So careless..."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Submit, hearty surrender."

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Li Zhijie stood up directly, and the people below him were also exposed.

"You are sitting in the business seat."

Xu Qian pointed at Gao Bing and said.

Gao Bing pointed to Li Zhijie and said, "I think this guy is tired from standing, let him come over and give me a squeeze."

Chen Shuo said: "Sure enough."

There is indeed a reversal here.

And it is a huge reversal. In the dream, these people looked down on migrant workers very much, but now their attitude seems to have changed. This change even makes people feel a little heartwarming.

"Oh, then you have a good heart."

Xu Qian said to Gao Bing.

"Your face is familiar too. Didn't you just talk to your mother and your partner..."

Xu Qian pointed at Li Ge and said.

"Oh my god, you can get it, who is married to him, who looks like a chihuahua."

Gao Bing was speechless.

Brother Li spoke in Northeast dialect.

This is too different from before, when she was in the dream before, she claimed to be from Modu.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"This accent..."

"Brother Li is domineering."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Looks like a chihuahua."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Convinced, completely convinced."

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Xu Qian: "It's not a big sister. When did you have surgery with your accent?"

Brother Li: "What's the accent? We're not from the same village. Why did you forget about the accent?"

Xu Qian: "Fellow townsman, you speak Anshan's dialect very well."

"Ha ha!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Modu dialect is quite Anshan..."

"If you accept it, only Xu Qian can come up with such a wonderful line."

"Niu Cha, it's really too Niu Cha."

"Strong and invincible."

"It was the worst time that the city was hacked, and I knew that Xu Qian would never let the opportunity of the city go."

"I laughed so hard, it's terrible, it's really terrible."

"I like watching Xu Qian the most."

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Brother Li: "Brother, just now your brother said that the Shanghai World Expo Park was built by you. I just admire it in my heart."

Brother Li's statement was completely different from her in the dream before, which formed a strong contrast and made people feel a strong sense of warmth.

Master Feng understood that the theme of Xu Qian's work is to promote true love in the world, which is really a very remarkable theme.

Xu Qian is getting more and more familiar with the subject matter, and he really admires it from the bottom of his heart.

Xu Qian: "Admiration, what kind of dog is admiration?"

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

"What dog do you admire???"

"Xu Qian also thought of this line, I am convinced."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"I admire Xu Qian."

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Brother Li: "Don't make trouble, what you said is shepherd."

Xu Qian: "Looks like I had a dream just now and you got up quickly, what are you doing on your body? You buried the badass, and your migrant workers got dirty."

"What about the migrant workers?"

"What's the matter? Migrant workers?"

Suddenly two people came out.

This is Mr. Zhang and Mr. Yan in the dream.

Xu Qian was taken aback: "Didn't BJ Old Paoer want to do something, don't do it, don't hit him."

Mr. Ran: "Wait a minute, who beats migrant workers, tell me to beat him."

Mr. Zhang: "Yes, this is Harmony."

Mr. Yan: "What's the matter with the migrant workers? You can talk about everything. A happy life in every corner of the city can't be separated from the migrant workers."

"it is good."

Everyone applauded.

"Pretty well said!"

"aweason."

"Brilliant!"

"Submit it, completely subdue it."

"This is what a skit should look like."

"Convinced."

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Many migrant worker friends in front of the TV watched with tears in their eyes. This line really touched their hearts, and they felt that they had received the respect they deserved.

Xu Qian: "It seems that I really had a dream just now, everyone is very kind. You said that we migrant workers have obstacles in their hearts. You said that buying a business seat does not have so many tickets to go home for the New Year. I still put this small table. It is not a dream. The tray table is still broken."

Xu Qian was immediately dumbfounded.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Xu Qian's works have never disappointed."

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Xia Yanbing walked in: "What's wrong, sir?"

she asked curiously.

Xu Qian: "I just said my meniscus, no, my small table is broken."

Xia Yanbing explained: "The small table has been broken for a long time and has not been repaired in time. Please forgive me for the inconvenience caused to your journey."

This service attitude formed a strong contrast with the service attitude in the previous dream.

"very nice."

Many people have such words in their hearts.

Xu Qian: "I'm so scared, little heart."

Brother Li: "Both brothers, I admire you.

Xu Qian: "Good dog."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Good dog......."

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"I burst out laughing, just burst out laughing."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Gao Bing: "Have a good year."

Xu Qian: "It's easy to go."

Mr. Yan: "Brother, take care of your family."

Xu Qian: "Pretty."

Mr. Zhang: "Hold on."

Xu Qian: "It's so ugly."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"It's ugly..."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xia Yanbing: "Happy New Year, both of you."

Xu Qian: "Happy."

At this moment, countless people were touched, and they felt very heartwarming.

These people are very good, they are very friendly and respectful to both Xu Qian and Xu Qian, this is the way of communication between people, this is the way of caring between people.

"That's great, that's great."

Countless people secretly said in their hearts.

They like this way of getting along.

Li Zhijie: "I don't know, this group of people is really kind. I found that the two of us hold a high position in everyone's hearts."

Xu Qian: "Let's go, brother, go home for the New Year."

Li Zhijie: "What year is it? You haven't woken up yet."

Xu Qian: "Isn't this the capital of magic?"

Li Zhijie: "Sunyang has arrived in Shanghai, so you don't want to pay for your son's tuition for next year, so you drag me to work overtime for three times the salary during the Chinese New Year."

At this moment, many people were in tears.

"Poor parents in the world!"

"It's very moving."

"It's so touching."

"Why do I want to cry."

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Master Feng also watched with tears in his eyes. He knew it was sensational, but he just couldn't help it. This work hit his heart the most.

Xu Qian squatted down clutching his forehead: "I'm just for this brat."

Li Zhijie: "You, you just miss home."

Xu Qian asked back: "You don't want to go home?"

Li Zhijie knelt down with tears in his eyes: "I think so too."

Xu Qian: "Brother, don't worry, Qian Zhan will go back next year to kowtow to his parents, make up for the kowtows he hasn't kowtowed in the past few years, and start working."

At this time, various pictures began to appear on the TV screen, all of which were the diligent figures of migrant workers, accompanied by the low-pitched music, it really moved people to tears.

"The city is bright because of you, and your backs are as majestic as the height of the city."

"Clap clap clap!"

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

"Okay, great."

"That's the real skit."

"Beautiful, I was moved, there were tears in my eyes."

"A product produced by Xu Qian must be a high-quality product. I should have known the true meaning of this sentence a long time ago."

"Admiration, the five bodies of admiration cast to the ground."

"Only Xu Qian's works can have such depth. I can only say that Xu Qian is too strong!!!!"

"The person I admire the most in my life is Xu. He has brought us too many surprises, too many to count. He is really a very, very perfect person."

"This kind of work is the most worthy of people's viewing. It is so touching and shocks people's souls. It is invincible."

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At this moment, countless people in front of the TV were moved, especially those who did not go home during the Chinese New Year. Don’t they want to go home?

No, it's just that life doesn't allow it, it's just that there is too much helplessness, they have to face more responsibilities, they are men, they are fathers, they want to stand upright, they want to hold up a piece of sky for their families.

At this moment, countless people picked up the phone in their hands:
"Dad, let's go home to celebrate the New Year. You can earn less money."

"Dad, let's go home for the New Year. The most important thing is being together as a family."

"Dad, let's go home for the New Year. You have paid too much for us, it's time to take a rest."

"Dad, let's go home for the New Year. I really miss you so much."

"Dad, let's go home for the New Year, I love you, I really love you very, very much."

"Dad, let's go home for the New Year. Your son has grown up, and he can make money and share the pressure for you."

"Dad, let's go home for the New Year. I can't remember what you look like."

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At this moment, such a scene happened in every corner of China, and countless people were filled with tears.

Director Dongfang was shocked to find that there were tears in many people's eyes. He knew why, because they were all moved by Xu Qian's works.

"Great!"

What more can he say?
Xu Qian's works are not only funny but also tear-jerking. He has done everything he can.

His works can be called "teaching with fun", and such works are most suitable for the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

He deserves to be the chief director of this Spring Festival Gala.

Chen Shuo is also very impressed. What he admires is the structure of this work. Many works will make people feel false when they reach the final sensational stage, but Xu Qian's work does not.

Combining funny with positive energy, sensational, preaching and other elements is the usual routine of Xu Qian's works. Although the comedy routine combining funny and sensational is not Xu Qian's original creation, in the current comedy world, no one is better than Xu Qian for this routine. Dry play better.

This scientific ratio of funny and sensational should be 8:2.This ratio is enough for fun, and many comedians can't understand it.It is definitely a great challenge to the sensational explosiveness of the actors.Take a skit as an example. If the skit is 14 minutes long, then the first 12 minutes are all used to be funny, and only the last 2 minutes are used to be sensational.

Just imagine, if an actor has enough explosive power, then he must make the audience burst into tears in less than 2 minutes. On the contrary, if the actor's explosive power is not enough, then in the end, he can only prolong the sensational time, and finally make the work become a film. Tragic skit.

What makes Xu Qian awesome is that not only can he over-fulfill the 8:2 ratio of funny and sensational, but he can also compress this ratio to 9:1 in the work "People in Jiongche", which should be the explosive power of acting limit.

"sharp."

Even Chen Shuo had to admire this point.

Because even he himself has not reached such a state, Xu Qian's ability makes him feel amazing.

"Sure enough, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead!"

Chen Shuo felt that he was really old, and the future belonged to Xu Qian. With Xu Qian's ability, he would be able to carry forward the skits or the whole comedy art, and he was very confident about it.

(End of this chapter)