Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1236 Attraction
Chinese around the world watched the finale with mixed feelings.

It didn't take long for them to see the subtitles.

The sketch "Selling Abductees".

Screenplay: Xu Qian.

Performers: Xu Qian, Jiang Xingyue, brother Wang Yu.

Before, Xu Qian achieved three burdens per minute in "People in the Car", which is really amazing, but there is actually one person who can do it, and that person does it better, and that person is Uncle Zhao.

Uncle Zhao is a legendary sketch king.

In another world in 2018, he became popular again with his god-level rap "The King of Poems".

"Reform blows all over the place
The Chinese people are so upbeat..."

Resounded throughout the land of China.

Brainwashing, magic, and double rhyming, these golden lines from the Spring Festival Gala by Uncle Zhao, after editing and editing, they have been transformed into the most versatile dance music this year.

As long as this song is used, no matter how big the star is, how cool the dance is, it will become very down-to-earth.

Yi Yang Qianxi is really fighting for the Chinese people!
Everything is possible Uncle Zhao, the extreme soil is the trend, Uncle Zhao instantly brings people into the strong national memory with his unique national trendy rap.

Uncle Zhao, who has been away from the Spring Festival Gala for 7 years, has suddenly become the unique emperor of rap and godfather of national trends in everyone's mind.

Since the 90s, watching the Spring Festival Gala waiting for Uncle Zhao has given a different meaning to New Year's Eve.

In 1990, Uncle Zhao performed the skit "Blind Date", and the simple farmer "Old Laner" made his debut on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala with witty remarks.

Perhaps even he himself did not expect that in the next 21 years, he appeared on the Spring Festival Gala 20 times, becoming the most important figure on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

With a pure Northeast dialect, a standard "pig kidney" face, and a highly recognizable big cap, Uncle Zhao used the most simple image to spread the "Northeast-style" humor art to the whole country, and let the Chinese people have Indiscriminate happiness.

"Rats serve as escorts for cats—it's a life-threatening to make money." No one is better at spreading happiness in the most down-to-earth way.

Regardless of men, women, young or old, regardless of age and knowledge, people gathered together with irresistible laughter on their faces. "Uncle Zhao, are you here?", "Remember to call me when Uncle Zhao comes out", such dialogues are staged in countless families on the same night every year. The Spring Festival Gala is too long, and only Uncle Zhao should not miss it. "

There are only three words for the reason why Uncle Zhao's sketches entered the hearts of hundreds of millions of viewers: down-to-earth.

Most of the time, he plays himself, a low-level peasant from the Northeast.

Shizui Village, Lianhua Township, Kaiyuan County, Tieling, where Uncle Zhao was born.

This is a small town where only a few green leather trains stop. However, this extremely inconspicuous place has given birth to two things that have had a profound impact on the entire Northeast: Errenzhuan and Uncle Zhao.

After many years, no matter when I watch Uncle Zhao's sketch again, it still makes people laugh out loud.What is the unique charm of Uncle Zhao's sketches?

"The world is so crazy that a mouse is a bridesmaid for a cat"

Telling the stories of the common people themselves, Uncle Zhao's sketches are the biggest difference.

On an absolutely glamorous big stage, the life wisdom and life interest of the little people he showed brought sympathetic happiness to the audience.

Whether it is sadness or joy, simple happiness or complex sadness, his sketches are always touching.

"Like the real person next to you and me".

Even after ten or twenty years have passed, these lines can still bring people a lot of joy.

It's a pity that we may never experience the same amount of happiness again.

Uncle Zhao’s sketch, all the lines are very similar to what the common people would say when making jokes—

Whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mice——1997 "Red Sorghum Model Team"

Rats serve as escorts for cats, earn money and die——1998 "Happy New Year"

With a big head and a thick neck, he is either a rich man or a cook——2001 "Selling Knocks"

This world is too crazy, a mouse is a bridesmaid for a cat - 2005 "Kung Fu"

Your aunt is no longer your aunt, your uncle will always be your uncle. ——2006 "Say Things"

The rhyme is full of inversions, the inversions are full of humor, and most importantly, when you think about it carefully, it is also full of life wisdom.

His philosophy:

There are 2003 days in total in life.There are tens of thousands of houses in a family, and the width of sleeping must be three feet.To sum it up in four sentences: People are like flowers in a pot, and life is a mess; no matter how well-built the house is, it is a temporary residence, and this small box is your permanent home. ——[-] "Heart Disease"

If you make a mistake, change it, and change it.If you make a mistake, you will correct it, and after you correct it, you will still commit the crime. ——1998 "Happy New Year"

My waist hurts when I sleep, my stomach feels nauseous when I eat, and I feel confused when I work.I have pursued happiness for a lifetime, and I understand it when I catch it.What is happiness?Answer suffer. ——Hourly Worker in 2000

Every sketch has at least one annual golden sentence, and many stalks are still popular until now. 2000's "I Don't Know You When I Put on a Vest?" Since then, the term vest has become popular on Internet forums.

In addition to the lines, Uncle Zhao’s performance is also at the textbook level. On the stage, he has various small movements, such as crossing his legs, sitting on the kang, and throwing eyes... His acting skills are so deep that a moving picture can show it:
"Uncle Niu Lifting Dry", when Uncle Niu heard that the dishes on the table were going to be dumped, but he had no money to buy glass for the school, he suddenly got up but couldn't say a word, so excited, he had to point to a table of dishes and use them Sign Language.

Behind the seemingly exaggerated performances, there is always an inspiring power.

Therefore, at the end of the Spring Festival Gala stage, Xu Qian chose his work as the finale, because he is the real sketch king, and perhaps a sketch king who has never been seen before or since.

""Selling Abductions"?"

"Finally out."

"Just be quiet and listen."

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At this moment, Chinese people all over the world are quietly staring at the big screen.

They are happy in their hearts, but their expressions are also very solemn. After all, this year's Spring Festival Gala is coming to an end, and they are really very reluctant.

But they can only enjoy this scene and wait for Xu Qian's legend to come to an end.

Xu Qian and Jiang Xingyue appeared on the stage. They were holding a crutch in the street. Xu Qian was dressed very rustically, and Jiang Xingyue was even more so, with a turban tied on his head.

"Clap clap clap!"

The moment Xu Qian appeared on the stage.

Everyone gave a standing ovation.

No one said hello beforehand, but everyone stood up and applauded unanimously.

"this........."

Such a scene shocked Chinese people all over the world.

They looked at the figure on the screen, and they also began to applaud desperately. Such a magnificent person, such a stunningly talented person, and such a peerless person are worthy of their actions.

This is what he deserves.

He already respects everything, so let him bloom his last glory for so long, then let his curtain call be even more brilliant.

"This........"

Director Dongfang was stunned.

He had watched the Spring Festival Gala for so many years, had he ever seen such a scene?
This is simply beyond the limit of his thinking. You must know that there are many old artists and leaders at the scene, but they still stood up.

Director Dongfang looked at that rustic figure and felt that he had never seen anyone as bright as him.

He suddenly felt that he was lucky to be able to live in the same era as such a legend!
Many people can only become gods after death, but Xu Qian must be able to become gods when he is alive.

The performance officially begins.

Jiang Xingyue called Xu Qian: "Hey, big fool! Big fool!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"What's the name of the big flicker?"

"Xu Qian likes these weird names, and he was called Hao Jianni before."

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Xu Qian carried a pair of crutches, walked forward with a dull head, then turned around and said: "What are you calling a fool, come out to sell this thing today, don't call me a stage name, okay?"

The audience laughed loudly:

"stage name?"

"Hahaha, there is such a stage name..."

Jiang Xingyue said helplessly, "My son's father."

Xu Qian: "Yes."

Jiang Xingyue said: "If you want me to say this, don't sell it. The street is full of people with good legs and feet. Who will buy your thing?"

Xu Qian directly curled his lips and said, "You're talking nonsense, don't sell it anymore? To make this pair of crutches requires labor and material, and you don't sleep all day, will you pay if you don't sell them?"

Jiang Xingyue said: "Oh, then this street is full of people with good legs and feet, can they be sold!"

Xu Qian smiled slightly, "Don't you know me yet? You still call me a big flicker. I can tilt the straight ones, make the wimpy ones oblique, pinch the sharp ones, and the young couple. Very good, I can fool him to say goodbye! Selling crutches today, with a pair of good legs, I can fool him into limping!"

"Pfft!"

The audience laughed.

"I knew Xu Qian was uneasy and kind."

"Killing me."

"How do you fool me?"

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The audience is also very, very curious.

This opening immediately aroused Xu Qian's interest.

Jiang Xingyue: "Haha, you can pull it down!"

Xu Qian: "Believe it or not?"

Jiang Xingyue: "I don't believe that you can fool someone with a good leg?"

Xu Qian: "Look, this is my strong point."

Jiang Xingyue curled her lips and said, "I don't know your strengths yet. My child's father is very interesting. I heard that people buy horses and others sell car covers. I heard that people buy motorcycles and sell helmets. That person sells sleeping pills, I heard that they—

Xu Qian waved his hand: "Don't talk about it, this is called a market, so make sure you measure it in advance!"

Jiang Xingyue laughed and said, "You sometimes make mistakes in your advance measurement!"

Xu Qian spread his hands and said: "This abduction made a mistake."

Jiang Xingyue said: "I heard that Suo Zhuzi smashed his leg while driving a four-wheeler. He got up early in the dark to make this crutch, but he smashed it too hard. After he was discharged from the hospital, he was in a wheelchair. The crutch was not sold."

The audience laughed.

Xu Qian: "Don't worry, I'll sell this pair today."

Jiang Xingyue: "This street is full of legs and feet, who will sell them?"

Xu Qiandao: "Daughter-in-law, let's find someone with good legs and feet to sell to him today, to see my ability to fool around."

The audience became even more curious: "How can this be sold?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Aren't you lying?"

Xu Qian smiled mysteriously: "The wisher will take the bait, understand? Say something for me."

Jiang Xingyue: "I won't fool around."

Xu Qian: "Look at me and act, okay? Hey, someone is here."

The opening of "Selling Abductees" directly aroused the curiosity of the audience.

Although the opening did not make people laugh, Xu has already built up the confidence of the audience, and the audience is still very confident in his works.

This is just the foreshadowing in the early stage. This is often the case in Xu Qian's works. At the beginning of the foreshadowing, it is full of king bombs, making you unable to stop laughing.

Jiang Xingyue: "Ah, abducted, abducted, abducted! abducted, abducted! abducted!

Brother Wang Yu: "I said, what are you directing blindly, you? You know where I'm going, so you just let me abduct you?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

Xu Qian: "Call for sale."

Jiang Xingyue: "Sell it! Sell it."

Xu Qian: "What are you selling?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Turn."

Xu Qian: "Connect."

Jiang Xingyue: "Abducted and sold! Abducted and sold."

The audience laughed loudly:

"Trafficking..."

"Killing me."

"Haha."

"This line is tsk tsk..."

"Only Xu Qian can think of it, awesome."

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Brother Wang Yu: "En? What's going on? Who wants to kidnap and sell you?"

Jiang Xingyue explained: "No, he kidnapped~~~"

Brother Wang Yu: "Are you going to kidnap and sell?"

Xu Qian: "What kind of eyes do you have, abduction, you and I can sell it like this, you buy it!"

Jiang Xingyue's attire was a bit earthy.

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed:

"Poor goddess..."

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

"Hahaha!!!!!!"

"Xu Qian really won't let us down."

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Many people secretly said: "Sure enough."

Xu Qian's sketches have always been like this, with a lot of accumulation, and then soaring into the sky.

Brother Wang Yu asked, "What's the matter with you?"

Xu Qian: "What's the matter, mind your own business~~~"

Jiang Xingyue: "We are a couple, we are playing here!"

Xu Qian: "Hehehe, we are a family, we are playing here!"

Younger brother Wang Yu: "These two are celebrating the new year, selling their daughter-in-law to play~~~ oops~~~"

Jiang Xingyue: "Abduction~~~"

Xu Qian: "Oh~~ It's very dangerous~~ He is seriously ill~"

Xu Qian: "Stop~~~It's very serious."

Jiang Xingyue asked suspiciously, "What?"

Xu Qian: "It's too serious."

Brother Wang Yu asked, "What are you talking about?"

Xu Qian smiled and said: "Hehe, it's none of your business, you can go."

His smile made brother Wang Yu a little faint.

Jiang Xingyue: "What the hell, is it serious?"

Xu Qian: "You should tell him~~~ Don't tell this disease, it's dangerous~~~ It's okay, I see something wrong, my wife won't let me tell."

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed:

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"You can't believe it, you go, it's okay~~~hehe~~~it's okay~~~go~~~."

This made younger brother Wang Yu even more ashamed.

Wang Yu: "You are so goddamn nagging~~~ You really are."

Just as brother Wang Yu was about to leave, Xu Qian pointed to brother Wang Yu and said, "The disease is only discovered at an advanced stage!"
"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Xu Qian is too cheap."

"Haha, it really is a big fool."

"This is killing me laughing!"

"It's so funny."

"I am convinced, completely convinced."

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Brother Wang Yu: "What's the matter with you? Say something nice during Chinese New Year! What's the matter!"

Xu Qian: "Don't get excited, you see something wrong, oh, you don't believe it."

Brother Wang Yu was anxious: "You have to tell me, I believe it or not, what's going on?"

Xu Qian: "Don't talk about your illness, I know what you do!"

Brother Wang Yu asked curiously: "Ahem, you still know what I do, what do I do?"

Xu Qian: "You are the big boss of the business."

His voice was very long.

Brother Wang Yu: "What?"

Xu Qian: "That's impossible."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Killing me."

"Reverse!!!!!!"

"I knew it."

"Convinced, completely convinced."

"I'm afraid I'm going to laugh to death."

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"Selling Abductees" directly conquered everyone, and Chinese people all over the world were attracted by this sketch.

(End of this chapter)