Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1237 It must be a boutique
The skit continues:

Xu Qian: "Work in a restaurant."

Jiang Xingyue asked curiously, "How do you know he's at the restaurant?"

Xu Qian: "I smell like green onion~~~ Is it from the restaurant?"

Brother Wang Yu: "Then~~~ What do you think I do in a restaurant?"

Xu Qian: "The chef who flips the spoon!"

Brother Wang Yu: "Huh?"

Xu Qian: "Really?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Oh, how do you know he's a chef?"

Xu Qian: "He has a big head and a thick neck. If he's not rich, he's a cook! ——Is it? Is he a chef?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"This line is dead."

"He has a big head and a thick neck. If he's not rich, he's a cook. Haha, this really makes me laugh."

"It's really invincible."

"I knew Xu Qian would explode."

"Xu Qian is too strong."

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Brother Wang Yu: "Wow, it's alright~~~ Do the math and you guessed it right."

Xu Qian: "Don't count, right?"

Brother Wang Yu: "Ah, yeah, yes, I guessed the occupation absolutely right, then what did you say about me just now, that it's serious and late, what's going on?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"This is being fooled."

Xu Qian: "Can you believe it?"

Brother Wang Yu: "You have to tell me to know whether I believe it or not?"

Xu Qian: "Recently, I haven't felt a certain part of your body, which is different from the past. You think, you think hard~~~, tell the truth."

Brother Wang Yu: "I didn't feel any difference, I just felt that my face was getting bigger?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Why is my face getting bigger and bigger?"

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Absolutely."

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Xu Qian: By the way, this is not the main symptom!Do you know why your face is big?
Brother Wang Yu: "Why?"

"Ha ha!"

Xu Qian: "It's your peripheral nerve necrosis that suffocates the upper part."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Peripheral nerve necrosis..."

"I just like to watch Xu Qian's serious nonsense."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"I like Xu Qian."

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Brother Wang Yu: "Where did you hold back?"

Seeing the stupid look of Wang Yu's brother, everyone wanted to laugh.

Xu Qian: "Below the waist~~~feet up~~~"

Brother Wang Yu: "Legs?"

Xu Qian: "Adversary!"

"Haha."

Everyone laughed.

"This is killing me laughing!"

"Brother Wang Yu has been limp by being fooled."

"It really made me laugh!"

"Strong, strong, very, very strong."

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Brother Wang Yu came to his senses: "No, my legs are fine!"

Xu Qian pointed at him and said loudly: "Take two steps! Take two steps! If you are not sick, take two steps! Go!"

The audience laughed loudly:

"Killing me."

"Xu Qian owes you too much!"

"Xu Qian is too hurt."

"It really killed me laughing."

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Brother Wang Yu seemed to be moved by the words, and his movements were very stiff: "OK, let's take two steps, take two steps, take two steps, take two steps."

Xu Qian: "Stop! Are there any problems with your shoes? One heel is high and the other is low?"

Brother Wang Yu: "This is a sneaker, let's fight!"

Xu Qian: "Damn, your leg is sick, one leg is short! How about this, I'll adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your leg is lifted up with my hand, as high as it can be lifted, and down Fall hard, okay? Believe it or not? My leg is definitely sick, and my right leg is short! Come on, get up!"

Jiang Xingyue looked confused.

The audience was also confused, wondering what Xu Qian was going to do?
Brother Wang Yu raised his legs nervously!
Xu Qian slashed down with his hands.

Big Brother Wang Yu also landed heavily!

Raise your feet!

Settle down!

Raise your feet!

Settle down!

Finally Xu Qian pointed at him: "Stop! Is it numb?"

Brother Wang Yu was stunned: "It's numb!"

Jiang Xingyue quickly pulled Xu Qian over, and asked in surprise, "Why is he numb?"

Xu Qian said speechlessly: "Nonsense, you will feel numb if you stomp on it!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"You're numb even if you stomp on it..."

"Brother Wang Yu is too stupid."

"I'm about to burst out laughing."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"This line is really amazing."

"As expected of the lines written by Xu Qian."

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Xu Qian: "Get up, get up! Don't control, your legs are [-]% sick, don't control, relax! Go! Go, go! Go, go! Go, don't think about it, can you come with me? Walk up, bit by bit Just click, let's go."

Brother Wang Yu followed Xu Qian, walking more and more crookedly, more and more crookedly, "Ah, ah, ah, ah, my god!"

Xu Qian said with a smile: "Yes, you go!"

Jiang Xingyue was surprised and said, "My good leg has been limped!"

Brother Wang Yu turned around: "What did you say?"

Xu Qian said with a smile: "Did you see it? My daughter-in-law can see it. She said you were limping after flickering."

The audience exclaimed: "It's really a big fool, this fool is absolutely amazing."

Brother Wang Yu was about to cry, "Old girl, why didn't you find out so early?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Brother Wang Yu is too stupid."

"Cute."

"That's how I was fooled and limped."

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Jiang Xingyue smiled: "That's because you haven't met him a long time ago, you would have been limping if you had met him long ago!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"It hits the nail on the head."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"I admire it so much. I'm convinced. I didn't think that Jiang Xingyue would be so funny."

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Xu Qian: "I have already transferred you here~~~"

Brother Wang Yu asked suspiciously: "Brother, what's going on? This?"

Xu Qian: "Don't worry, you sprained your leg when you were young."

Brother Wang Yu asked suspiciously: "No, did I have a sprain?"

Xu Qiandao: "It's been transferred! It's been transferred to this leg. Later, your career was very unfavorable to you. It turns out that you are not a spoon, you are a prick. You always put your strength on this leg, and this leg is crushed." It's getting heavier and heavier~~~ The light ones are on tiptoe, the severe ones are necrosis of the femoral head, and the late stage is a vegetative state!"

"Ha ha!"

"I just like to watch Xu Qian's serious nonsense."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"I like Xu Qian."

"Brother Wang Yu was limp by being fooled."

"I laughed to death, I really laughed to death, it's so fucking funny."

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Jiang Xingyue: Hahahahahahaha~~~
Xu Qian: What are you doing?
Jiang Xingyue: "Let me tell you~~~ It's the first time I've seen you act~~~ Hahaha."

Xu Qian: "Treatment!"

Brother Wang Yu asked, "Brother, what kind of medicine should I take?"

Xu Qian: "Medicine doesn't work!"

Jiang Xingyue: "For Chinese New Year's Eve, don't let people take medicine, just say abduction!"

Xu Qian: "Look, my wife knows it, on crutches!"

Brother Wang Yu: "On crutches?"

Xu Qian: "Please sit down. After you put on crutches, your legs will gradually become more balanced, and you will get better little by little. At the beginning, when an old man saw that my legs were sick, she felt sorry for money and refused to let me go. I went to see a doctor, and in the end, I became disabled." I patted my leg, "There is a steel plate inside, and I can't bend it back."

Wang Yu's eldest brother was startled and said, "Is this a useless leg?"

Jiang Xingyue said: "This is a good leg."

Xu Qian snorted, "What are you talking about! Who can use crutches with good legs?"

Brother Wang Yu nodded in agreement and said, "Yes."

Jiang Xingyue interrupted: "That crutch is not—"

Brother Wang Yu got angry, "Oh, I'm talking about big sister! Don't keep messing around, okay? This is a patient discussing the disease between patients, what are you doing all the time!"

Jiang Xingyue was immediately overwhelmed by anger.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone burst out laughing.

"This brother Wang Yu..."

"Deserves to be cheated."

"It really killed me laughing."

"Shi Lezhi..."

"Killing me."

"A dog biting Lu Dongbin doesn't know a good heart. Is brother Wang Yu a dog?"

"I don't know good people!!!!"

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At this time, Master Feng and others in the background also laughed like crazy.

They had already expected this situation. Xu Qian's sketches were always like this. It didn't seem funny at the beginning, but it was just a foreshadowing. In the end, it was all Wang Zhan.

Xu Qian: "You don't need legs~~~Look~~~I'll walk for you, I didn't go there~~~It's over."

Xu Qian started to walk.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

Xu Qian's limping movements are really surprising.

Xu Qian's performance skills are shocking.

Even if Xu Qian’s performance is not worse than that of the original Uncle Zhao, Uncle Zhao’s acting skills are also very good. Many people only know that he is the king of sketches, but they don’t know that he is also the best actor of the Hundred Flowers Award and the winner of the Golden Horse Award. actor.

Compared with the Spring Festival Gala skits praised by everyone, Uncle Zhao's film works are less popular.

Two award-winning works, one is "Male and Female Directors" in 1999, and the other is "Falling Leaves Return to Roots" in 2007.

Brother Wang Yu: "Oh, oh, oh, my mother, oh, oh, oh, it's so serious,"

Xu Qian: "How many shoes have I lost?!"

Jiang Xingyue: "Don't be blind there, didn't you get kicked out by someone stealing chickens and dogs when you threw away your shoes?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian: "Can you catch up with your legs? How much are your shoes?"

Brother Wang Yu: "That~~~two hundred and two~~~"

Xu Qian: "Two hundred and two? It's just a pair of stolen money."

Brother Wang Yu: "Where can I buy crutches?"

Jiang Xingyue: "Oh, brother, don't you understand? He just wants to sell you this pair of crutches~~~"

Xu Qian: "What are you talking about? Go there! What are you selling? What am I selling? Why are you doing this? A woman picks it up, so it's over if you give it to him?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"It's so fucking cheap."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Xu Qian is simply too cheap, I am convinced, completely convinced."

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Brother Wang Yu: "Don't!"

Jiang Xingyue was stunned: "Not for sale?"

Xu Qian took the abduct together: "Take the abduct!"

Brother Wang Yu: "Oh, brother, oh brother, I can't ask for nothing, I have to give money."

everyone. . . . . . .

"Has been limped."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Stupid little brother Wang Yu."

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Xu Qian put on a face and said: "I know your character. If she asks for money, you won't be able to give it up. If you want face, if I don't want it, it means looking down on you, right? I still have to ask for it. Give half, a hundred. "

everyone. . . . . . .

"This ability to fool people is fine."

Brother Wang Yu immediately said, "Hey, let's go."

Everyone laughed:

"It was sold and helped others count the money."

"Has been limped."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Brother Wang Yu is convinced."

"This is really stupid to me."

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Xu Qian said with a smile: "I told you to be more anxious to me and you!"

everyone. . . . . . .

"Pretend."

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Brother Wang Yu took out the money and rummaged through it for a long time: "Hey brother, what about my brother, I only have 32 yuan for the two of us."

Jiang Xingyue took it over and sighed, "Then take it, as much as you want."

But this time.

Xu Qian suddenly rolled his eyes: "What kind of bicycle do you want?" He shouted at the top of his voice, "What kind of bicycle do you want?"

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

"Killing me!"

"What kind of bicycle do you want..."

"This line is amazing."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Strong and invincible."

"I am convinced, completely convinced."

"too strong!!!!"

"sharp."

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Brother Wang Yu slapped his forehead and hurried to push the cart, "Oh, yes, yes, yes!"

"Ha ha!"

The crowd laughed again.

"This is really a loss, and counting money for others."

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

"It really kills me laughing."

"Brother Wang Yu is too stupid."

"Killing me."

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Xu Qiandao: "Why do you look like this?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"This Xu Qian is too bad, it's just a slap in the face."

"It really killed me laughing."

"Xu Qian is too cheap."

"A humble person is invincible, Xu is already invincible."

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"Killing me."

Jiang Xingyue cried angrily: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle? You said I wanted a bicycle!"

Xu Qian said angrily: "I'm kidding, I can't control this daughter-in-law anymore, so I just ask someone for a bicycle!"

everyone. . . . . .

"This Xu Qian is too good at acting."

Jiang Xingyue said angrily, "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle!"

Brother Wang Yu hurriedly said: "Brother, don't be so angry, I think what my elder sister said makes sense. You say you have legs like mine, so you basically say goodbye to bicycles!"

everyone. . . . . . . .

"You silly little brother Wang Yu."

"I was really fooled and limped."

"It really kills me laughing."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Another classic line, Chinese people all over the world burst into laughter.

They were shocked by Xu Qian.

Xu Qian is so strong that he can always make people laugh.

The saying "Xu Qian's products must be high-quality goods" deserves its name.

(End of this chapter)