Chapter 1238 Uncrowned King
The skit continues:

Xu Qian: "Okay, okay."

Jiang Xingyue: "No~~~You can't take someone else's bicycle, you should push it away~~~He's cheating on you!"

Brother Wang Yu: "You're cheating on me! Why are you doing this? I wonder why there is such a big difference in life between a couple who live together?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone burst out laughing.

"I was wondering, the same couple living together, why is there such a big gap in life? This line is so classic."

"Xu Qian is so simple."

"This brother Wang Yu..."

"I was sold and returned the money."

"I'm so fucking laughing."

"Ha ha!!!!!!!"

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Xu Qian: "Brother, get abducted!"

Brother Wang Yu: "Brother, fate!"

"Ha ha!"

The crowd laughed.

"Stupid little brother Wang Yu."

"I was sold and counted the money for others."

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian: "Don't get excited~~~ Go back and recuperate well, you'll be fine in a few days~~~"

Brother Wang Yu: "Okay~~~ Brother."

everyone. . . . . . .

"This is typical of being fooled and limped."

Xu Qian: "Don't get excited."

Brother Wang Yu: "Then what~~~ I won't say anything about me~~~"

Everyone immediately burst out laughing:

"Fate..."

"I was sold and counted the money for others."

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

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Jiang Xingyue: "Isn't it a little too much for you to do this?"

Xu Qian: "What's the point, he still has to thank us."

Brother Wang Yu: "Thank you!"

"Haha."

The crowd laughed again.

"Silly boy."

"I'm really laughing to death!!!"

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

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Xu Qian: "Look!"

everyone. . . . . . .

"A big fudge is a big fudge."

Wang Yu's younger brother ended up on crutches.

Xu Qian: "What are you looking at? Why are you so distressed? Go and change places!"

Jiang Xingyue: "What else are you doing?"

Xu Qian: "Find someone with bad legs and sell him the bicycle!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Too immoral."

"Killing me."

"Take it, take it."

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Xu Qian and Jiang Xingyue left the stage.

"Clap clap clap."

The audience applauded very enthusiastically.

The whole audience gave their applause.

This is what Xu Qian deserved. He has paid too much for this Spring Festival Gala, and no amount of applause can overwhelm him.

"Too beautiful."

"I've never seen such a funny skit."

"Convinced, completely convinced."

"I laughed so hard, it's too strong."

"Xu Qian is really powerful, I only have the capital letters of my admiration for Xu Qian."

"A product produced by Xu Qian must be a high-quality product."

"This is Xu Qian's personal appeal. It is simply terrifying. I admire Xu Qian so much."

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At this moment, Chinese people all over the world are boiling.

Chinese people all over the world were shocked by Xu Qian.

I believe that after this night, Xu Qian will truly reach the point where "everyone in the world does not know the king". As long as there are Chinese, there will be Xu Qian's fans. This is Xu Qian's real and powerful influence, which is simply terrifying.

At this time, the online discussion about the skit "Selling Abductees" went crazy.

"What is Xu Qian's real limit? Where is his limit?"

"I found that I was really too naive to use my standard to measure Xu Qian. Isn't this a self-inflicted death?"

"At the beginning, I thought that the previous cross talk skits were already against the sky. I didn't expect that this "Selling Abductees" is even more awesome. There is really no one here!"

"Don't underestimate Xu Qian, you can't underestimate this person at all."

"Too strong, uniquely strong, strong across the world."

"This is a fucking sketch! This is a fucking Spring Festival Gala!"

"It's so beautiful that I'm crying. It's really great. I feel that my vocabulary is too lacking. Anyway, Xu Qian is so old."

"I can't believe it. How can this sketch be so good? How can it be? How can it be? How can it be possible?"

"This is the funniest sketch I've ever seen!"

"Xu Qian is the man who brought the Spring Festival Gala back to its peak. This man is too terrifying."

"It's so scary."

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The discussion on the Internet is crazy.

"The positive or negative meaning of the conscious hinter is related to his motivation. The skit "Selling Knocks" is a typical example of negative hints. In negative hints, the character of the hinted person is mostly lack of opinion, echoes others, listens to the wind, and is blind. Adoration. Most of them have shallow knowledge and lack of scientific awareness. "Selling Abductees" is hilarious. Its implication is mainly to satirize those profiteers who cheat people. The most ironic thing is the one who bought abductees. People laughed at him for being so stupid , It's pitifully stupid. Just like the common people often say: "If someone sells it, you can still get some money for him! "But are such fools "purely fictional"? In fact, in the false propaganda of merchants, there are many people who are deceived. Are the deceived people all stupid and have low IQs? Not all, many People are quite shrewd in all aspects, but under the influence of psychological hints, they often "stumble"." - People's Online Review.

"It's amazing my brother, People's Daily Online actually commented."

"Too strong, uniquely strong."

"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced."

"Haha, congratulations Xu Qian."

"To be able to get the support of People's Daily Online, this is Xu Qian's strength."

"Look who else dares to deny Xu Qian? Where have those people who questioned Xu Qian gone? Have they all turned into shrinking turtles?"

"Those people are just a joke. How can Xu Qian be questioned by such scumbags."

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"Right now in the rural areas of China, there are still people like the big fools I played, and what is even more sad is that there are more people who listen and believe than those big fools. They don't know themselves, which is the tragedy of some people at present, and many people Belief in gods and ghosts actually has nothing but a lack of scientific knowledge.” ——Communist Youth League.

"Convinced, I really admire Xu Qian's five bodies."

"How can Xu Qian and He De make the official media so supportive?"

"Xu Qian is really poisonous, I'm not talking about it."

"I surrendered. I have never surrendered in my life, but when I met Xu Qian, I bowed my head."

"Xu Qian is not a human being at all, he is a god, a god is invincible, and a god is fearless."

"Some people may be dumbfounded. Xu Qian is simply not something they can afford."

"Don't underestimate Xu Qian, you can't underestimate this person at all."

"Xu Qian is the only superstar in China, and there is no room for other people to refute it. Even those who have been famous for a long time, they are not enough to look at in front of Xu Qian. He is too strong, so strong that there is no limit, so strong that he defies the sky. "

"Too strong, uniquely strong, strong across the world."

"It's crazy, Xu Qian is so crazy, some people are probably scared to pee."

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"The so-called "psychological suggestion" refers to the psychological activity process that affects the cognition, emotion, will and behavior of others (or oneself) in an implicit way through language actions. The most important difference between it and other psychological activities It is a word for "darkness", and hinting refers to insinuating, beating around the bush, beating around the bush, and meaning beyond words. Some people who exert hints are conscious, and some are unconscious; while people affected by hints, the process of changing their mentality is generally unconscious."

"At this year's Spring Festival Gala, the skit "Selling Abductees" performed by Xu Qian and others was hilarious. Its meaning is mainly to satirize those profiteers who deceive people. The most ridiculous thing is the one who bought abductees. People laughed at him It's pathetic, it's pitiful. It's like the common people often say: "If someone sells it, you can still get some money for him! "But are such fools "purely fictitious"? In fact, in the false propaganda of merchants, there are many people who are deceived. Are the deceived people all stupid and have low IQs? Not all, many People are quite shrewd in all aspects, but under the influence of psychological suggestion, they often "stumble".

"The positive or negative meaning of the conscious hinter is related to his motivation. In order to alleviate the patient's fear and anxiety about the disease, medical workers often consciously list some cured cases for the patient to give psychological hints. This is out of the goodwill motivation of curing the disease and saving lives .”

"When people go on a long journey, they often wish for a safe journey; when the store opens, they paste the word couplets of "good luck", "Gong Xi Fa Cai", etc., all to cheer people up and have a positive attitude. And the sketch "Selling Abductors" is a typical example of negative suggestion. In negative suggestion, the character of the suggestee is mostly lack of opinion, copying what others say, listening to the wind and rain, and worshiping blindly." - "Health Daily".

"It's so long, I actually finished reading it."

"I never thought that "Selling Abductees" would be so profound."

"Yes, yes, I admire Xu Qian very much,"

Everyone was stunned.

Many official media published articles in support of it all at once, which made everyone dumbfounded.

"Great!"

"It turns out that "Selling Abductees" has such a deep meaning."

"I see."

"I see."

"Xu Qian is really entertaining and teaching!"

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At this time, there were many similar retweets on the scarf. This was arranged by Xu Qian in advance. He wanted to create a good environment for public opinion. Otherwise, if some people accused him of satirizing the disabled with ulterior motives, he would be completely speechless.

He takes the moral high ground first.

This is because he has learned from the lessons learned from Uncle Zhao in his previous life, so he can guard against the passing of time, the higher he stands, the less he can relax, because there are many people waiting to see your jokes, hoping that you will fall from the altar, and have There are many people who think this way.

Because no one wants to be inferior to others, and no one wants to find that there is still a big sun shining in the sky when they look up.

You are in their way.

Although many people don't say it on their lips, they will be jealous, envious, and mad in their hearts.

Director Dongfang asked, "How many people are watching now?"

Three hundred million!
four billion

Five billion!
Six hundred million!
Seven hundred million!
Eight hundred million!
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"My God!"

"how can that be?"

"It's so powerful."

"I don't know what words to use to describe it."

"Xu Qian is really a pervert, super super pervert."

"It's so scary."

"It's horrible, I've never seen such horrible data."

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The staff in charge of the statistics were already petrified at this time, their bodies were trembling, as if they couldn't believe it was true.

"is that true?"

"is that true?"

Several people looked at each other and saw the shocked look in each other's eyes.

"This........"

Director Dongfang was also extremely shocked.

Such data is really terrifying.

With all his years of experience, he has never seen it before.

He suddenly felt very fortunate that he was able to meet such an amazingly talented person when he was about to grow old, and was able to see such an amazing performance.

"He's too strong."

"He is already standing in the brightest place, living the way others want."

Indeed, it is correct to say that Xu Qian is the idol of the whole people in this country. Countless people regard Xu Qian as their idol, countless people regard Xu Qian as their dream, and countless people regard Xu Qian as their belief.

In the eyes of many people, Xu Qian is the most powerful person in their hearts, the most powerful superstar they recognize, and he is the brightest star in the sky.

"Xu Qian thank you."

Director Dongfang said sincerely.

At this moment, in every corner of the planet, countless Chinese are repeating this sentence.

"Xu Qian thank you."

"Xu Qian thank you."

"Xu Qian thank you."

"Xu Qian thank you."

"Xu Qian thank you."

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Xu Qian brought them a different Spring Festival Gala, reminding them of the taste of the year, the past, and the glorious years.

So thank you, Xu Qian.

In the live broadcast room, the entire screen was swiped.

"Xu Qian thank you."

"Xu Qian thank you."

"Xu Qian thank you."

"Xu Qian thank you."

"Xu Qian thank you."

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Countless people also offered rewards to Xu Qian.

"Laughing all the time (Advanced Ⅳ) presented anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"

"Laughing all the time (Advanced Ⅳ) presented anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"

"Laughing all the time (Advanced Ⅳ) presented anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"

"Laughing all the time (Advanced Ⅳ) presented anchor Xu Qian with an aircraft carrier!"

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Many people felt a kind of unspoken emotion in their hearts, and they saw Xu Qian's dedication.

Not only is he responsible for the planning, planning and various tedious matters of the entire Spring Festival Gala, he also needs to perform in person.

Songs "Gong Xi Fa Cai", "Chinese", "Because of Love", "The Way Home", "Where Does Time Go".

Pieces "Adventures at Work", "Today's Happiness", "Selling Abductees", "People in the Car"

Cross talk "Dian Company", "Pear Garden".

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Just by watching these performances, you can see how much effort he has put in.

Kudos should go to those who put in the effort.

Hard work should be rewarded.

Therefore, these praises, applause, and honors are all what he deserves, and no one can take them away from him, because no one is as talented as him, and no one is as handsome as him, and no one is as hardworking as him , It is precisely because of his perfection that this year's Spring Festival Gala is unique.

"Where is the time that is quiet and good, it's just that someone carries the weight for you to move forward!"

Xu Qian is the one who has carried forward the burden for the people of the whole country, so he won the hearts of the people, he was crowned king, and he is the well-deserved uncrowned king on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

(End of this chapter)

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