Chapter 1265 Attraction
With Wu Jun's performance, the view of the audience and netizens on "Happy Comedian" has become more subtle.

Because Wu Jun's performance of "Wu Jun's Classroom" is really not very good, it can even be said to be very bad, and it is not commensurate with her status as a comedy queen. The most important thing is that the audience has too high expectations for her. But she taught such a failing answer sheet.

Many viewers have this mentality: "I have all my pants off, why don't you show me this?"

Without further ado, the drawing of lots continued, and the fourth player was Song Baobao, Zhao Hot Pot's apprentice.

Zhao Hot Pot, a generation of sketch kings, who has really carried forward the category of "Erren Zhuan", is a person who can really change his life against the sky by himself.

Moreover, his ability to guide his apprentices is also very, very strong. He often leads his apprentices on local satellite TV and even the Spring Festival Gala.

Of course, after he withdrew from the Spring Festival Gala these years, he did not bring his apprentice to the Spring Festival Gala again, which is also embarrassing.

Song Baobao is one of his favorite apprentices in recent years, and he has won his true biography. He took him to Liao Province Satellite TV many times. Although Song Baobao is not very famous in other places, he is famous in Liao Province. That was a thunderous existence.

But it's true that Baby Song is ugly.

"I'm going, it's so ugly!!!"

"Spicy eyes."

"Tall, ugly, and short."

"I don't want to watch it for a moment."

"Haha, when I saw him, I subconsciously wanted to laugh."

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At this time, the subtitles are displayed.

Sketch: "Blind Date".

Creation of works: Xu Qian

Performers: Xu Qian, Song Baobao, Haiyan.

That's right, what Xu Qian chose was Song Xiaobao's masterpiece "Blind Date" from another world.

Although Song Xiaobao later shined in "Happy Comedian", it was his work called "Blind Date" that made Xu Qian the most funny.

It is said that this skit was originally intended to be broadcast on CCTV’s Spring Festival Gala, but it failed the review, and then it was released on Liao Province Satellite TV. It became an instant hit and Song Xiaobao became famous.

In "Blind Date", Uncle Zhao is willing to be a green leaf and praises his beloved apprentice Song Xiaobao, arranging all the funny baggage and classic lines in the sketch to him. "During the rehearsal, my master couldn't help laughing, and sometimes his face turned red, but I didn't expect that on the day of the performance, he laughed. I felt that the master's smile came from the heart and couldn't be restrained. Liaotai, he felt as if he had returned home. It was a relaxed state and the most real feeling in his heart. His smile was also a kind of recognition for me. At that moment, he also attracted many audiences and created a wonderful atmosphere for us. A more relaxed atmosphere, which allows us to perform more freely."

It can be said that Uncle Zhao really helped Song Xiaobao a lot.

Of course Song Xiaobao himself is also talented.

Song Xiaobao's impromptu performance when he talked about "gale wind" made Uncle Zhao laugh.

From childhood to adulthood, we almost have to watch Uncle Zhao’s skits every Spring Festival Gala. It’s not easy for a master-level senior performer Uncle Zhao to laugh. Uncle Zhao’s three laughs are performed by Song Xiaobao. After reciting the "ah" in one voice, Uncle Zhao kept laughing and didn't stop in the middle.Which apprentice can make Master laugh at the official performance?Only him, Song Xiaobao.

After the party, Song Xiaobao said: "We have been "touching" this sketch for a week. Master has been staring at it, and he has been very tired. He is so old and his health is not good. In fact, the "book" he is holding is blank. Yes, there is no hint. But the master has too much experience in controlling the stage, he is really a master, he realized the wrong word, "Ben'er" didn't type, he immediately glanced at me, gave me his eyes, I feel That's the master's trust in me. Xiaobao reminded me of "gale wind", and the master and apprentice smiled knowingly. Unexpectedly, they accidentally "picked up" a burden on the stage.

Therefore, "Blind Date 2" can be regarded as Song Xiaobao's pinnacle work. After all, Uncle Zhao, the sketch king, personally matched him, and there will be no such treatment in the future.

In fact, Xu Qian didn't like Song Xiaobao's sketches after that. It was funny, but it felt a bit low-key, so he chose this work "Blind Date 2". In his heart, this is the unique masterpiece of the other party.

The audience is happy.

"It's produced by Xu Qian again!!!"

"Xu Qian participated in the performance in person again, looking forward to it, looking forward to it very, very much."

"Although Wu Jun's performance is bad, it has nothing to do with Xu Qian. The most important thing is that her performance is really bad."

"That's right, Jun Wu didn't get the script that Xu Qian specially provided for her. To be honest, Xu Qian really favors one over another."

"Yeah, this work is Xu Qian's real strength, and the previous ones don't count at all."

"Yes, this is Xu Qian's true strength, and I admire it very much."

"I look forward to it. I am very, very looking forward to Xu Qian's performance. His performance must be very, very amazing."

"Strong and invincible, I just want to say that Xu Qian is invincible."

. . . . . . . . . . .

This is Xu Qian's influence. Although the performance of "Wu Jun" is terrible, it has not completely shaken Xu Qian's foundation. The confidence to stand on, these are the foundations on which he lives.

"Looking forward to Xu Qian's performance."

"Xu Qian, tsk tsk is amazing."

"It's too hanging!"

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Tao Qiang and Ouyang Hua were very disapproving.

Tao Qiang said: "Don't worry, Xu Qian is already at the end of his talents, such a person is nothing to be afraid of."

Ouyang Hua also said: "Although the first two works are amazing, if the following works are a mess, then this show will be nothing more than that."

Tao Qiang said: "Yes, I think he is dying."

Ouyang Hua said: "It's true, it's impossible for a person to remain at his peak all the time."

Tao Qiang said: "That's why I said "Happy Comedian" is a piece of shit."

The skit begins, at first in a room.

Xu Qian's attire made everyone smile, because they had seen this attire before. It was the attire in "Not Bad Money" and "Torchbearer". He was wearing a black coat, and he looked very old and dark.

"Ha ha!"

"I'm relieved to see this."

"Xu Qian is really capable of sacrificing himself!"

"This is called dedication. Xu Qian can dedicate all of himself to art."

"What's an artist? That's it. I can only say that Xu Qian is an old man."

"Hang, hang, hang, it's too hanging, too hanging!"

"Seeing Xu Qian's outfit, I knew Xu Qian was going to show his real kung fu!"

. . . . . . . . . . .

As soon as Xu Qian's costume came out, the audience's confidence in him rose, because he used this costume in "Torchbearer", "Not Bad Money" and even "Selling Abductees", and these works are all classics.

Tao Qiang and Ouyang Hua were speechless after seeing these comments: "What's going on?"

"He is obviously so ugly, why do everyone praise him?"

Tao Qiang and Ouyang Hua were immediately stunned. What's the situation they haven't figured out yet?
"Nimma, this person is poisonous!!!"

They were really convinced by Xu Qian.

"Hmph, it must be playing ugly to gain sympathy."

The skit begins.

Xu Qian walked into the room with a bag of things twisted in his hand, and put the black clothes on the chair.

"Wow!!!!"

"Wow wow!!!"

"Wow!!!!!!"

Seeing Xu Qianyi's appearance, the audience screamed desperately.

Everyone was stunned.

Master Feng: "Nimma, this Xu Qian really has the air of a king."

Tao Qiang and Ouyang Hua were dumbfounded: "Is this a concert?"

The grand momentum of Xu Qian's appearance directly shocked everyone. Besides him, who else can make people so crazy by appearing on the stage?
Zhao Haiyan: "What are you doing, you got up early in the morning?"

Xu Qian: "Didn't I buy breakfast for you? I bought it all back."

Zhao Haiyan: "Eating this thing every day is enough, I won't eat it."

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed.

Although I don't know what's funny, but seeing his face makes me want to laugh.

Zhao Haiyan: "Sit and gaha, let's go out for a stroll."

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed again.

Xu Qian: "Why do you send me out all the time? Is there something wrong?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"I want to laugh when I see Xu Qian."

"Xu Qian's eyes are tsk tsk."

"Invincible, Xu Qian!"

"There is nothing to say about Xu Qian's performance."

. . . . . . . . . .

Zhao Haiyan: "I hope you will vacate this house, I want to use this house."

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed again, although they didn't think there was anything funny about it, it was just ordinary lines, which didn't seem to be funny, but they just thought it was funny.

Xu Qian: "What are you doing?"

Zhao Haiyan glanced at Xu Qian: "Can't you guess?"

Xu Qian: "Are you going on a blind date again?"

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed. Although everyone has not watched "Blind Date" and directly transitioned to "Blind Date 2", they still find it very funny.

"A blind date again..."

"Do you often go on blind dates?"

"It really kills me laughing."

"Xu Qian's works are always so funny."

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Zhao Haiyan nodded and said, "That's right."

Xu Qian: "Why are you talking about this at the end of the year? Who is this?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Xu Qian's line skills are impeccable!!!"

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Zhao Haiyan hurriedly explained: "It's not my blind date, I just met an old lady."

Xu Qian: "Who are your sisters going on a blind date with?"

Zhao Haiyan: "Find a partner for the old ladies."

Xu Qian: "Go to her place to find someone, what are you doing here?"

Zhao Haiyan: "That's right, they all go to the man's house for a blind date. The key point is that the man's house is not good, and the house more than 1000 meters away can't live in people."

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed:

They haven't watched "Blind Date", so they don't know what it means that people can't live more than 1000 meters away, but they think it's even more funny.

"No one can live more than 1000 meters away..."

"What house?"

"God's lines!!!!"

"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced, I pay homage to Xu Qian."

. . . . . . . . . .

Xu Qian: "It's Xiao Song again, isn't it?"

Zhao Haiyan: "You're pretty smart, you guessed right."

Xu Qian: "No, why are you thinking about him all the time? He came on a blind date last year and jumped from the sixth floor. Why didn't he fall to his death and come back?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Why didn't you fall to your death..."

"There is a sense of déjà vu of a brain-dead cartoon."

"Killing me."

"Hahaha, Xu Qian is really funny."

"Anyway, I'm convinced of Xu Qian."

. . . . . . . . . . . .

Zhao Haiyan: "I, what is the reason why I want to introduce someone to him? Isn't he your rival in love? Don't you feel relieved by arranging him out? If you want me to go out to dance Yangko, you will say me."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

Master Feng faintly felt that there was something wrong with this story. He felt that many parts of this sketch were not clearly described, and a prequel should be added, but even if it is not added, it is actually harmless.

Xu Qian: "You can really praise him like that, return my rival in love, isn't that how we have always lived, why don't you let me in, isn't it still paying the bridge toll, isn't it, then Why can't I go out?"

"Ha ha!"

The crowd laughed lightly.

Although not as loud as before, the audience did laugh.Now Xu Qian is the only one who can make the audience laugh every time he says a line. After all, he is the king of comedy, suppressing the world.

Zhao Haiyan: "It's not good if you don't go out, but it's okay if you really don't go out. The girl has to come first, so you can help her receive her."

Xu Qian: "How can I receive you?"

Zhao Haiyan: "Say good things, praise Xiao Song!"

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed.

Xu Qian: "Ah, praise him for being 1.7 meters tall, his face is fair and clean, and his eyes are bursting."

Xu Qian patted his mouth: "God! We lied again."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"God, we lied again, this line is invincible."

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

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Although the audience has not watched "Blind Date 1", Xu Qian still made them laugh out loud through his superb acting skills.

Zhao Haiyan: "Are you talking?"

Xu Qian: "Then what should I praise him for? Tell me, how can I praise him?"

Zhao Haiyan: "Praise the good points."

Xu Qian: "Does he have it?"

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed:

"Does he have it????"

"This really makes me laugh."

"Forgive me for laughing."

. . . . . . . . . .

At the same time, the audience became curious about Xiao Song. The 1.7-meter tall guy has a fair face and eyes that are bursting with skin, and he has no advantages.

Zhao Haiyan: "Can you twist Yangko? Can you be considerate? Positive, optimistic spirit, just like others' laughter, do you have it?"

Xu Qian: "You go to a mental hospital to listen, it's everywhere."

The audience burst into laughter:

"Go to a mental hospital, there are all over there, this line is amazing."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Through Xu Qian's foreshadowing, the audience became more curious about "Xiao Song", because they had never watched "Blind Date 1", but had higher expectations for him.

If Song Baobao can seize the opportunity, it may not be impossible to become a hit and steal some light from Xu Qian.

In fact, Xu Qian felt that he was quite sorry for Shen Tiao. In the previous "The Return of the Great Sage", he almost robbed Shen Tiao and others of their brilliance, and he was a bit overwhelming.

But to be honest, Shen Tiao and others should still thank Xu Qian. Without Xu Qian, they would not have such a good work, and cooperating with Xu Qian would greatly increase their exposure.

And Song Baobao is very lucky, his role can shine, if he plays well, he may shock the world and sweep the invincible, this is the charm of this work.

Of course, everything depends on his own performance, his fate is in his own hands, whether he can become popular or not depends on his own performance.

Since then, all audiences have been attracted by this skit.

(End of this chapter)

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