Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1266 Fascinating
The sketch is getting better and better.

Zhao Haiyan: "Praise him."

Xu Qian: "Okay, I'll boast, it's our common wish to send Xiao Song away? Isn't it?"

All the audience laughed:
"How unpopular is Xiao Song?"

Although he did not appear on the stage, the audience was full of curiosity about him.

Zhao Haiyan: "Okay, the house is clean enough to be buried. I'll pick someone up and clean up the house!"

Zhao Benshan: "Okay, I deserve him, and I'm going to be frightened every day."

The audience laughed.

It was a woman who came in: "Is this Haiyan's house?"

Xu Qian: "Ah? Ah, here we come!"

The actress looked at Xu Qian and said, "Hello!"

Xu Qian: "Are you on a blind date? Sit down."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

Lirong looked at Xu Qian: "Where's Haiyan?"

Xu Qian: "Didn't you greet me when I went out?"

Lirong: It's really interesting and I even hid out.

Xu Qian: "Sit down, it's fine to sit there, I'll leave this for you, okay?"

He picked up Lirong's clothes and put them on the sofa.

He asked again: "How did you meet Haiyan?"

Li Rong: "We met in the choir. Haiyan always taught me how to twist Yangko, so I just counted it up. Can I twist this Yangko? What do you think?"

Xu Qiandao: "Let me tell you, don't be awkward, that thing is easy to get hurt."

"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed.

It can be said that Xu Qian can make the audience laugh every time he says a word, it can only be said that his performance has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Lirong: "Then why did you get hurt? I don't walk on stilts either? It won't hurt me either."

Xu Qian: "He didn't fall while stepping on stilts, I was injured emotionally. I was completely injured because of twisting Yangko."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Love hurt..."

"Killing me."

"I'm convinced, Xu Qian's works are always so funny."

"Niucha, I just want to say the capitalized Niucha."

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Lirong: "Then why?"

Xu Qian: "Stop nagging, did Haiyan introduce the situation here to you?"

Lirong: "I didn't introduce it in detail, what else should I introduce? Is it all obvious."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

They knew that Lirong had misunderstood and regarded Xu Qian as a blind date.

Xu Qian: "You don't pick him with his size, do you?"

Li Rong glanced at Xu Qian: "The size is fine."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Misunderstood."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Master Feng was extremely shocked. There are "misunderstandings" in many cross talks and skits, but there are not many who can play this set so well like Xu Qian. It can be said that there are only a handful of them. Xu Qian is awesome.

Xu Qian looked at Li Rong and said, "Come on, stand up, let me see how tall you can be."

Lirong: "Brother is so direct, he compares his height when we meet, let's compare."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

This misunderstanding deepens.

Xu Qian: "Then stand up! Let me measure."

Xu Qian gestured from her head to the height of his chest.

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed and applauded desperately.

Xu Qian: "Oh, he needs a booster pad and eight insoles."

Everyone burst into laughter:

"classic!"

"This is Xu Qian's awesomeness."

"The most classic sketch! No one."

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Lirong: "There is no need to add insoles, size is not a problem."

Xu Qian: "Size is not a problem, black spots are okay?"

"Ha ha!"

The crowd laughed again.

They knew that Xu Qian was talking about Xiao Song.

Lirong: "Black looks strong, white looks healthy."

"Ha ha!"

The crowd laughed lightly.

Xu Qian: "Then what if there is no house?"

Lirong: "The house is fine, I have the house, and I am alone now."

She paused a little: "I live in a house of more than 100 square meters."

Xu Qian: "Then with your conditions, being black is not a problem, and being small is not a problem. This means that there is no problem. I can settle this matter with him."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

This misunderstanding obviously went to the next level.

Lirong: "Brother, what do you think of you?"

Her words were directly interrupted by Xu Qian: "That's all right, I'll wash some fruit for you, you go to the back room and wait a while, she will be back in a while, go into the back room."

on the other side.

Zhao Haiyan: "Xiao Song, oh Xiao Song, you're a fucked-up bastard, you're at the door of your house, why are you retiring, let's go."

Song Baobao appeared on the stage. He was very dark, with black framed eyes and a bunch of flowers in his hands. He looked very obscene. He smiled and showed his big white teeth. These white teeth can better reflect his black.

The audience has been curious about him for a long time.

Seeing him like this makes me laugh.

"Killing me."

"Nimma, you look like this."

"Damn it, isn't this a Mai Tai person?"

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Song Baobao's appearance is very impressive.

Song Baobao: "Haiyan."

His voice is very unique, coupled with his wretched expression, the audience immediately laughed out loud:

"I'll go, I'm laughing to death."

"Where did this thing come from?"

"Nimma, are you trying to laugh me to death?"

"What the hell."

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At this moment, Shen Tiao, Da Pao and the others were also stunned. Even if Baby Song stood there without saying a word, it would still make people find it funny.

Now coupled with his unique expression and voice, he is really unique and unmatched.

"You say that my heart beats and beats, even if my throat is narrow and my eyes are thick, I can jump out."

Song Baobao continued.

Zhao Haiyan: "It's over, what are you afraid of, just go on a blind date, if you succeed, you'll be knocked down, and that woman won't eat you."

Song Baobao: "I'm not afraid of the (that) woman, I'm afraid of your (that) cousin!"

"Ha ha!"

The crowd laughed, and he spoke in such a way as to give a belly laugh.

Zhao Haiyan: "What are you afraid of him doing?"

Song Baobao asked: "Is he still living in the back room?"

Zhao Haiyan nodded: "Yes."

Song Baobao: "Oh, Haiyan, can you think of a way to get rid of him."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"so bad."

"It's really bad."

"It's so fucking bad."

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Song Baobao said: "Is it okay for me to chat with the (that) woman alone?"

Zhao Haiyan: "Can you not be so troublesome, your cousin is very good, and people will speak good things for you."

Song Baobao: "Oh my god, is that so?"

Zhao Haiyan: "Stop babbling, come in quickly, I'm back!"

Xu Qian: "Oh, here we come! Who is this?"

Baby Song: "Me!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"me!!!!!!"

"It's really killing me laughing."

"I'm so fucking laughing."

"This Xiao Song is so funny."

"funny."

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Xu Qian: "Huh?"

Zhao Haiyan reminded, "It's Xiao Song."

Xu Qian: "Why do you still wear glasses, your eyes are broken?"

Song Baobao: "No, didn't Haiyan tell me that? Doesn't wearing glasses look like a diploma?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"It's too funny."

"Appears to have a diploma..."

"This is a force to pretend!!!"

"I can't accept it."

"so cool."

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Xu Qian: "Hehe, what is the degree? Yimai, you don't have lenses!"

Everyone laughed:

"No glasses..."

"I'm so fucking laughing."

"It's so funny."

"Haha, it's so funny, oh my god."

"The most classic sketch! No one."

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Song Baobao looked at Xu Qian and said, "Look at how you keep exposing me!"

Xu Qian: "Let me tell you, this girl is pretty good, don't be fake, this is an opportunity to seize."

Everyone felt that what Xu Qian said was very good, at least the three views were very positive.

Zhao Haiyan took a look inside the room: "Here?"

Zhao Haiyan asked again: "How are you chattering?"

Xu Qian: "I've laid it all out."

everyone. . . . . . .

What kind of foreshadowing are you doing?
People take the blind date as you.

Zhao Haiyan: "There, Lirong!"

Lirong: "Yeah, Yan, you're back, what are you doing hiding out?"

She looked at Song Baobao and said, "Who is this?"

Song Baobao: "Hello, let me introduce myself, hehehehehehehe!"

Song Baobao's magical "hehehehehehe" amused everyone.

"What the hell."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Where did this weird thing come from?"

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Song Baobao said: "As for me, I am a dance partner with Haiyan, and we dance Yangko together. Haiyan, why do I have more problems recently?"

Everyone laughed:

How could his wretched appearance not make people laugh.

Song Baobao continued: "When I can't sleep in the middle of the night, I read a book. I read it all the time. Recently, I have become fascinated by the Three Kingdoms. You said that the Tang monk in it made me angry."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"There are several Tang monks in the Three Kingdoms!"

"It's not good to pretend!"

"Nimma, you're making fun of me."

"It's called pretending to be coercive but getting caught."

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Song Baobao continued: "Don't let Sun Wukong beat that bone spirit. If I want to say that the most attractive one is the inner (that) Bajie, you said that you want the inner (that) Bajie to punish our Yangko team. , That’s getting old! Are you saying it’s Haiyan, hahahahahaha (laughing)…”

Song Baobao's laughter is really magical.

Everyone burst into laughter:

"This is a wonder!!!!"

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Nimma, where did Xu Qian find this stuff?"

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It can be said that Song Baobao successfully amused everyone, his exaggerated expression, his nervous performance, and his wretched appearance can make people laugh.

Master Feng couldn't help but laugh: "What a wonderful thing."

Master Feng really admires Xu Qian. Not only is he extremely strong in creation, but he is also very strong in cultivating people.

From Li Zhijie, Jiang Xingyue, to the new forces of cross talk, to the current Da Pao, Shen Tiao, Song Baobao and others, these people were unknown or not very well-known before meeting Xu Qian, but they met Xu Qian. After Xu Qian, it will definitely skyrocket.

Xu Qian's title of "Star Maker" is well-deserved, and no one else can refute it.

Master Feng thought about a terrible situation. After many years, Shen Tiao, Da Pao and others will also become a generation of masters, but how senior is Xu Qian who discovered them, and how influential is he?
At that time, he can really be called the king of comedy, because he is full of peaches and plums, and all comedians have received his kindness or promotion.

At that time, he was really the "Patriarch", who wouldn't respect him?

Tao Qiang was also happy like a fool.

Ouyang Hua slapped him directly: "What's the fun?"

Tao Qiang was directly stunned by the beating. He wanted to say harsh words, but he didn't say anything after thinking about it. After all, this was his big boss, and he still wanted to hang out with him.

It's cool for a while, but it's very bad later.

Tao Qiang asked suspiciously, "What's the matter?"

Ouyang Hua looked at Tao Qiang's performance and was even more angry: "Didn't you say that "Happy Comedian" is a piece of shit, you laugh so happily?"

Ouyang Hua was really angry, Tao Qiang's expression was obviously amused by "Blind Date".

How could he be amused by this work?

You must know that Xu Qian is their sworn enemy!

How can you compromise with the enemy?How can you accept the enemy's sugar-coated shells?How can you just give in like this?
Tao Qiang also realized immediately, what did he do?
He actually thought this "Blind Date" sketch was funny.

Isn't this slapping yourself in the face?

And the face was slapped! ! !
He himself said that "Happy Comedian" is a piece of shit, but when he watched it, he kept laughing like a fool. If this scene gets out, his fame will be ruined, and he will Laughed at by many, many people.

Therefore, he was beaten unjustly, not at all.

Xu Qian: "Pull it down, pull it down... What kind of book are you reading? What a mess! What about comic books?"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Zhao Haiyan made a relief and said, "It's too much to read!"

Song Baobao: "No, it's annoying!"

everyone. . . . . . . . .

"It's all been exposed and still pretending to be aggressive!"

"See if I can give you the ability."

"It really killed me laughing."

"It's so funny, it's not worth your life to laugh at it."

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Xu Qian: "Tell you, talk to her, okay?"

The crowd nodded.

What Xu Qian said was right.

You should be honest in life, and you also need to be honest in blind dates. Don't pretend to be forceful, let alone resort to deceit. Even if you can cheat for a while, can you still cheat for the rest of your life? ? ? ? ?
Zhao Haiyan said to Lirong: "What (that) inside... Lirong, you are chattering in this room."

She pointed to Xu Qian and said, "Go to the inner (that) room!"

Lirong was very puzzled: "Yan'er, what's the matter, let's talk face to face!"

Zhao Haiyan: "No, you two chat first! I'll chat with him for a while, let's chat!"

Xu Qian: "Oh my god, I haven't been to this house for a year!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

Song Baobao looked at Lirong and said, "What's your name?"

His shy expression was so wretched.

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Nimma, this guy is so fucking funny."

"Where did Xu Qian find it?"

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

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Lirong: "You call me Lirong!"

Song Baobao: "Rong'er...I am your Brother Wu!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

There are no Guo Jing and Huang Rong in this world, but there are Wu Xie and Rong Er.

Lirong: "Why did you change your surname?"

Song Baobao: "Brother Song! Hahahaha!!!"

His devilish laughter made everyone laugh.

"This Song is so funny."

"Nimma, this guy is so fucking funny."

"Where did Xu Qian find it?"

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

"This laughter is tsk tsk."

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The program "Blind Date" is also getting better and better, and countless people are attracted by this program.

(End of this chapter)