Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1267 Deserved
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Song Baobao: "Just kidding, just kidding. Come on, let me take a closer look, tsk tsk tsk."

Song Baobao's "tsk tsk tsk" made people laugh out loud.

everyone. . . . . . . .

"This guy is so fucking funny."

"Nimma, where did Xu Qian find this teaser?"

"Killing me friends."

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He went to the back room and looked at Xu Qian and said, "Oh, brother!"

Xu Qian seemed a little puzzled: "Huh?"

Baby Song: Did you find out?
Xu Qian took the flowers: "What are you doing with the flowers? Why are they dripping?"

Song Baobao: "Have you noticed? Look at her looks, she is so blessed! Look! Oh, the heavens are full, the earth is round, the features are beautiful, and the eyes are bursting."

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Both eyes explode..."

"Ha ha!"

"Nimma, where did Xu Qian find this teaser?"

"Killing me friends."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Lirong: "I let the wind blow in the past two days, and I didn't wipe anything."

Song Baobao: "You don't need to wipe it, it looks like you've forgotten (Wang) your husband."

The crowd continued: "How long has your old man been dead?"

Everyone laughed and leaned forward.

"Fuck, shit, this guy!"

"How long has your old man been dead..."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian: "How many years have you been dead, Wang Fuxiang? What are you doing?"

Song Baobao: "Cousin, I said that the internal (that) is prosperous, it is the forgotten "forget", forget the husband's internal (that) "forget".

everyone. . . . . . . .

This Song Baobao is quite good at quibbling.

"Hehehehe..."

Song Baobao's devilish laughter reappeared.

Everyone got goosebumps.

"Nimma, this guy is amazing."

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian nodded and said, "Forgot?"

Lirong: "It's quite interesting, that line... old man, it's gone! It's been several years."

Song Baobao took Lirong's hand: "That old man who died in Wangfu, I have to show him the palmistry."

Li Rong said with a speechless face: "Haiyan, look at you, if you introduce someone, you can introduce someone. Why are you looking for a fortune teller?"

Everyone laughed.

Zhao Haiyan forcibly explained: "Oh, sister, you don't understand well. He is not a fortune teller. Well, he just knows a lot, has profound knowledge, and is accurate! Just look at it."

Song Baobao interjected: "It will be complicated."

everyone. . . . . . . .

Shameless!

Song Baobao: "Oh my god, take a look."

He took Zhao Haiyan's hand and looked at his palm.

Zhao Benshan: Let's do it.
Song Baobao: "This is your love line. If you break the ground at the age of 46, it proves that your old man has no land at the age of 46. If you connect the land at the age of [-], you will be [-] and [-] years old this year."

Lirong nodded and said, "46."

Song Baobao slapped Lirong's hand directly, and the whole person went crazy: "Look again!"

This action directly frightened Li Rong.

He just smirked there: "Hahahaha!"

His humble appearance made everyone laugh out loud.

"Nimma, it's too cheap."

"It's even cheaper than Xu Qian!"

"the student surpasses the master."

"It's so funny."

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"Our lives are so special!"

Song Baobao looked at Li Rong and said, while Li Rong looked at him in fear.

The audience laughed:

"It's so funny."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"Look at it, you are water-born, I am wooden-born, and the bottom of the boat is wooden-born, so I am not afraid of your water."

Song Baobao said.

Everyone laughed.

"But don't let your water be too big, don't rush me into the inner (that) house, the elder brother in the inner house is the life of fire, if you burn me again, it's not a joke if you say it."

Song Baobao said.

The crowd laughed again.

Shen Tiao said: "Nimma, it's too cheap!"

Da Pao also said: "This guy is a natural son of comedy."

Feng Peng: "Nimma, this is too cheap."

Jojo: "Damn it, it's too strong."

Master Feng was also inexplicably shocked, this Baby Song left him speechless, but he also had to admit that Baby Song had a talent for comedy, which was a natural seed of comedy, and now this seed of comedy was discovered by Xu Qian.

"Ha ha ha ha!!!!"

Song Baobao started to laugh again.

This magical laughter is really too funny.

Many people are very puzzled, they don't know why Song Baobao is funny, anyway, when he smiles, they think he is funny.

Xu Qian: "Hahahaha... here are the flowers, here are the flowers, you take them! Didn't you believe in astrology last year? How could this be your fate?"

Song Baobao: "Oh my God!"

His expression was very disdainful.

Everyone laughed, thinking that Baby Song was too funny.

"That was last year, last year I believed in constellations, and this year I believed in five elements (háng)."

Song Baobao said very proudly.

Everyone was about to burst out laughing.

"Five elements (háng)..."

"No culture, it's scary."

"Nimma, this must be a joke invited by the monkey."

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

"Killing me."

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

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Lirong: "That's the five elements (xíng)."

Everyone laughed:

"Slapped in the face."

"This is the legendary "pretending to be coercive but getting raped!"

"Slap in the face, slap in the face, this face is slapped."

"It's miserable, it's miserable!"

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Song Baobao clapped his hands and said, "Just say what you say!"

Song Baobao slapped Li Rong with his hand again, and the crazy look made people laugh.

"It's so funny."

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

"Killing me."

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

"This guy is so fucking funny."

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Song Baobao laughed: "Listen to you, gold, wood, water, fire, and earth have a cycle of 60 years. Gold overcomes wood, wood overcomes earth, earth overcomes water, water overcomes fire..."

Xu Qian pointed at him and said, "You beat me!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"It's so funny!"

"It's so brilliant."

"You beat me..."

"It's so funny."

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

"Killing me."

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Master Feng also laughed heartily. Xu Qian's limelight in this work seems to be suppressed by Song Baobao.

But in fact, Xu Qian's inadvertent outburst, his light-lifting performance without any trace showed the demeanor of a master, just like a master leading an apprentice.

This kind of introverted outburst is even more frightening, because it shows that Xu Qian has reached an extremely high level, and he can really be called a master.

Song Baobao: "Pa blind, we are not a couple, how can we beat you, what is your life?"

Xu Qian said: "I suffer!"

Haha!

Everyone laughed.

"There is no one else for this line."

"Xu Qian's line skills are impeccable!!!"

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Song Baobao: "Look, you gave birth to me, brother, you gave birth to me!"

Xu Qian: "Oh my god, who am I supposed to give birth to your black thing? It's really..."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"nigger!"

"Killing me friends!"

"It's so fucking deadly."

"Intangible complaints are the deadliest."

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Zhao Haiyan looked at Song Baobao and said, "Xiao Song, go to the inner (that) room and chat with your elder brother for a while.

"Is the girl nice?"

Xu Qian asked.

Baby Song nodded: "Very good."

And on the other side.

Haiyan: "All parties agree."

Lirong: "Very good."

Haiyan: "You don't think it's dark, do you?"

Lirong: "It's quite white."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Very white..."

"Mistake."

"It's a misunderstanding."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny."

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Song Baobao: "You mean teeth, right? That's appearance."

He showed his big white teeth, which formed a strong contrast with his black face, coupled with his own wretched expression, everyone burst into laughter.

"Killing me."

"It's killing me."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"Big brother, let me tell you a story, and big sister, listen to me too: One day that year, it was dark at night, and I went out for a walk when I had nothing to do. I was walking under a street lamp and saw a woman, so I barked at him. With such a smile on my teeth, the woman looked at me and ran away, shouting as she ran, "Oh my god, hell! Whose teeth have become fine, and they floated out by themselves!"

Song Baobao danced and danced while talking, and everyone was amused.

"This is really a weird thing."

"I've never seen such a funny skit."

"It's so funny."

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

"Killing me."

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

"This guy is so fucking funny."

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"From now on, I won't go out in the middle of the night, because I'm afraid of scaring people when I go out. Hahahahaha..."

Song Baobao continued.

Everyone couldn't stop laughing, they just felt that they had never encountered such a funny comparison.

Zhao Haiyan said angrily: "Xiao Song, hurry over!"

She can't stand it, this is a funny comparison invited by a monkey.

Xu Qian: "Pull it down, you, don't be so messy, let me tell you, you have to grasp this woman, haven't you seen it? She is very cultivated and educated, understand? You, you can't do this, you have to Practice talking, not just spitting!"

Everyone laughed:

"This line is amazing."

"You, you can't do this. You have to practice your conversation. You can't just spit. This sentence makes me laugh."

"As expected of Xu Qian, he speaks well."

"Only Xu Qian can write sketches of this level."

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"Improve your cultural quality, how about this, I will teach you a poem, read more books! Don't you say you read books, this is Gorky's poem."

Xu Qian picked up a collection of Gorky's poems and said to him.

Song Baobao stood up and asked doubtfully, "Which Yangko team does Gorky belong to?"

Everyone was laughing like crazy.

"Which Yangko team..."

"I'm afraid you're going to kill me laughing."

"Killing me."

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

"This guy is so fucking funny."

"Totally convinced."

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Xu Qian said angrily: "It's from the Soviet Yangko Team!"

Everyone burst into laughter: "Ginger is still old and spicy."

Xu Qian's inadvertent outbursts can always have different effects, and his performance is enough to shock anyone.

Song Baobao: "Have you ever participated in a competition?"

Xu Qian said with a heavy voice, "I have participated."

Baby Song: "Who is Gorky?"

Xu Qian said angrily: "Golf is his big brother."

"Ha ha!"

Everyone was laughing like crazy.

"Nimma, this line."

"Killing me."

"Strong, Xu Qian is so fucking strong."

"Awesome, Xu Qian wrote it in capitals."

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Song Baobao: "Who is Golf?"

Xu Qian: "Golf is like you, I'll give you a swing!"

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"I'll swing you out with one stick..."

"Nimma, this line."

"Killing me."

"Strong, Xu Qian is so fucking strong."

"Awesome, Xu Qian wrote it in capitals."

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"Why don't you understand anything, that's a poet, a writer!"

Xu Qian said angrily, he was completely speechless to Song Baobao.

Song Baobao: "Brother, are you still in a hurry with me because of this culture?!"

Xu Qian: "This culture, how terrible it would be without culture."

Xu Qian held the collection of poems in his hand and said, "Come on, take this poem, this is Gorky's "Petrel", come on!"

Song Baobao looked at Xu Qian earnestly and said, "Brother, show me a sample."

Xu Qian: "For a while, I'll teach you. To recite poems, you have to have confidence. Chest resonance, mouth resonance, brain cavity resonance, multiple resonances together, understand?"

Xu Qian began to recite: "Ah!!!"

His aura was very pure, and he seemed full of confidence.

Li Rong asked in surprise, "What's going on?"

Zhao Haiyan: "It's time for a competition, now for training."

Xu Qian: "On the vast sea, dark clouds..."

He stopped when he read this.

But everyone was still taken aback.

Because when Xu Qian was reciting, his breath was pure and his words were round and accented, just like an announcer.

"It's so frustrating."

"Nimma, Xu Qian can also read aloud?"

"What else can't you do?"

"Awesome, in capital letters!!!!"

"Strong and invincible!!!!!!"

"so cool."

"Almighty, so fucking omnipotent."

"This is the child of miracles."

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Shen Tiao: "I'm convinced, I'm completely convinced, now I'm totally in awe of Master Xu."

Da Pao: "As expected of Master Xu, his reputation is well-deserved."

Feng Peng: "Nimma, he's even better than my master, and he's still so young, how can we get along?"

Qiao Qiao: "It's so crazy, I just want to ask what else he can't do?"

Master Feng was also inexplicably shocked, Xu Qian had already brought him too many surprises.

He knows storytelling, Beijing opera, dance, choreography, kung fu, and songwriting.

But now he discovered that Xu Qiante could even recite.

Nima, how can others mess with this?
Who else is as good as him as a comedian?

This is not giving others a way out!

Xu Qian has really set a unique benchmark for comedians, which can be called a benchmark that has never been seen before or since. It is almost impossible for future generations to surpass him.

Xu Qian, the king of comedy, is well-deserved.

What if he wasn't the king of comedy?
So who else is eligible?

NO ONE, NO ONE OTHER IS QUALIFIED!

And when it comes to the "recitation" part, it means that the sketch "Blind Date" has reached its climax, and the recitation part is the most funny part.

(End of this chapter)