Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1271
The skit continues:

The cell boss heard the movement and came over.

Cell boss: "What are you doing? What are you doing?"

Boss Liu stood straight like a big brother: "It's okay."
Xu Qian also said: "I didn't say anything."

Da Pao grinned and said, "Is there anything wrong?"

Prison boss: "I have something to say, Boss Liu!"

Boss Liu looked very embarrassed, as if he didn't bother to be with the prison boss at all: "Yes."
Cell boss: "Release after serving the sentence."
"hahahahahahahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"God's turning point..."

"I'm so fucking laughing."

"People don't need their rescue at all."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian and Da Pao looked at each other with a confused look on their faces, as if they were saying, "What's going on?"

Boss Liu: "Are you kidding me?"

Prison boss: whoever is joking with you, you will be released after serving your sentence.
Boss Liu: "Release after serving your sentence? Release after serving your sentence!"

Boss Liu still had a very dragged expression on his face, and he walked towards the prison boss step by step, saying "released after serving his sentence" and "huh", as if he was very disdainful.

"I'm released after serving my sentence!"
Then he just ran out.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Boss Liu..."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Sure enough, it's plastic brotherhood."

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Da Pao and Xu Qian were dumbfounded. The two of them entered the cell to save Boss Liu. Now that Boss Liu is gone, they are still in the cell. They wanted to say, "What's going on?"

Cannon: "Hey hey hey..."

The cell boss: "What are you talking about? What are you talking about? What are you talking about?"

The cell boss didn't stop moving his hands, he kept hitting Cannon with a stick.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Poor cannon."

"Why am I always the one who's hurt??"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"Don't make trouble!"

The cell boss gave the two of them a warning look again, and walked away arrogantly and arrogantly.

Da Pao looked at Xu Qiandao, he rubbed his arm while talking, obviously it was very painful from the beating: "Third brother, did that elder brother run away?"
Xu Qian: "Second Brother, what are you talking about? From what I know about Eldest Brother, Eldest Brother must have run away?"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed.

"God's lines."

"This line really makes me laugh to death. Second brother, what are you talking about? Based on what I know about elder brother, elder brother must have run away?"

Da Pao: "Then what shall we do?"
Xu Qian said confidently: "In a while, someone will come to rescue us."
Cannon: "Really? When will you come?"
Xu Qian said: "It will be there soon, please wait patiently."
Da Pao said, "Okay."
The cell boss walked in and said to the two of them, "Hey, someone has come to see you."

Xu Qian said: "Here we come."
A woman walked in. She was wearing plain clothes, twisting a flower basket in her hand, and her eyes were full of tears.

This woman is extremely beautiful, she is a typical beauty, when she comes out, her surroundings light up, which is commonly known as "Puffy Brilliance".

Many people's eyes are straight:
"Who is this????"

"so beautiful!"

"Wow, it's so beautiful!"

"It's really very, very beautiful. I didn't expect there to be such a beautiful comedian."

"Where did you find this Xu Qian?"

"I'm going, it's really beautiful, pleasing to the eye, and I can only describe my mood at the moment with pleasing to the eye."

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Master Feng was also shocked: "This is Xiaofei!"

Of course he knows this person, because this is his precious apprentice. Although there are not many apprentices of Master Feng, each of them has made a lot of achievements in the comedy industry. The reason why Master Feng is called Master Feng is not only because of his The foundation of his connections in the Spring Festival Gala for decades is also because of his support for the younger generation.

And Xiaofei is the youngest disciple of Master Feng. He knows her strengths and weaknesses in detail. Xiaofei's shortcomings are obvious, that is, she has no creative ability, and her strengths are also very obvious. That is, if you can provide a framework, she It will play very well.

That is to say, she doesn't have the ability to play the leading role alone. If she performs beside powerful people, she will improve very quickly and burst out with [-]% of her strength.

Master Feng thought: "This is also a good opportunity for Xiaofei."

A great person, who else can compare to Xu Qian in today's comedy world?This is the man known as the king of comedy!
As for creative ability, who else can compare to Xu Qian in today's comedy world?Xu Qian single-handedly created the best Spring Festival Gala in history, which can be called as shocking as it is today.

It can be said that Xiaofei will definitely learn a lot from Xu Qian's side, which is much better than her working behind closed doors.

Moreover, what Master Feng can foresee is that "Happy Comedian" will definitely become an instant hit. It would be great if Xiaofei can become famous with this show.

Because of the presence of his own apprentice, Master Feng watched the show more seriously.

Xiaofei stood opposite and stared affectionately, while Xu Qian covered his face with his hands and lowered his head, expressing affectionately.

Xiao Fei ran directly to Xu Qian's side, and then hugged Xu Qian directly, but Da Pao's eyes were very strange. He kept paying attention to Xiao Fei, and then saw her hugging Xu Qian.

Xiaofei: "Master, Mr. Mr. Mr. Mr., I heard that you will be imprisoned here for five years in order to become the boss. Aren't you making me a widow for five years?"

Xiaofei spoke with a lot of emotion.

Xu Qian also had a painful expression. He covered his mouth with his fist, as if he was about to cry.

Cannon's expression was still very strange, he looked at the two people with strange eyes, he seemed a little baffled.

"Look at you, I can hardly recognize you when I am tortured, you are bad, you are bad, you are bad, you are bad!"

Xiaofei kept acting like a baby, hitting Xu Qian's arm with her pink fist, and finally snuggled up on Xu Qian's shoulder, like a fairy girl.

Cannon couldn't bear it anymore: "Daughter-in-law, I'm here."

"Hahaha!"

Everyone was laughing like crazy, they finally understood why Da Pao's expression was so weird, because Xiao Fei was his daughter-in-law at all, and she actually kissed me and me with Xu Qian.

"With a little green on your head, you can live a decent life."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian: "Sister-in-law, I am Xu Qian."

Xiaofei: "Oh, I'm sorry, my sister-in-law lost her composure just now. I'll apologize to you."

Xiaofei covered her face to hide her embarrassment.

Xu Qian: "It's okay, sister-in-law."
The two embraced again.

"Ha ha!"

The audience really went crazy with laughter.

"Nimma, this is trying to tease me to death!"

"With a little green on your head, you can live a decent life."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Shameless, it's really shameless."

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Da Pao couldn't stand it anymore, he stretched out his hand to pull the two of them: "Hey, it's quite strong."

The two hugged each other tightly, and Da Pao couldn't be separated for a moment.

"Hey, all right."

The cannon was still inseparable despite all its strength.

"Okay, sorry."

At last he almost roared.

"Hahaha!"

The audience literally died laughing.

"cannon......."

"Poor cannon."

"This skit is too fucking funny."

"The product produced by Xu Qian is indeed a high-quality product."

"Submit it, completely subdue it."

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Only then did Xu Qian and Xiao Fei reluctantly part.

The music sounded, and Xiao Fei and Da Pao stared affectionately.

Xiao Fei called affectionately: "Da Pao." Da Pao also called affectionately: "Daughter-in-law." Xiao Fei continued to call affectionately: "Da Pao."
Cannon also called affectionately again: "Daughter-in-law."
Xiao Fei continued to call out affectionately: "Cannon."
Cannon once again called affectionately: "Daughter-in-law."

Xiao Fei and Da Pao hugged lightly and let go immediately.

"Hahaha!"

Everyone couldn't bear it anymore. Xiao Fei and Xu Qian looked affectionate just now, they hugged each other for a long time and never separated, but now they are separated from their real husband with a light hug, which makes many people can't help laughing .

"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Poor cannon."

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xiaofei said: "Seeing that you are all right, I am relieved."

When she spoke, she was staring at Xu Qian, completely ignoring Da Pao, the real husband.

Da Pao said depressingly: "Well, why do I feel like I'm missing something?"
"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Poor cannon."

"Killing me."

"Xu Qian's work really has nothing to say."

"A product produced by Xu Qian must be a high-quality product."

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Xiaofei: "I know what you want less, what you want less, oops, I know you will not be able to eat well in prison, so I specially made your favorite food."

She paused when she said this.

Da Pao said, "Steamed buns."
Xu Qiandao: "Dumplings."
Xiao Fei was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Da Pao and said, "I'll make steamed buns for you next time."

Everyone was really laughing like crazy.

"With a little green on your head, life is boundless."

"Hahaha!!!!!"

"It really made me laugh to death."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Da Pao's expression was very gloomy, it could be said that he was tongue-tied and bewildered.

Xiao Fei said to Xu Qian, "Xu Qian, this is your favorite food, stuffed with abalone, lobster and chives."

When she spoke to Xu Qian, she spoke in a soft voice, very gentle, as if she was talking to her lover.

Xu Qian thanked: "Thank you, sister-in-law." Xiao Fei said to Da Pao again: "This is your favorite stuffed leek."
"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Everyone laughed:

"This is too perfunctory..."

"Killing me."

"The gap is really too big."

"With a little green on your head, you can live a decent life."

"I'm so fucking laughing."

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Holding the dumpling in his hand, Xu Qian sighed, "As the saying goes, dumplings are not as delicious as they are delicious."

He turned his head to look at Xiao Fei, Xiao Fei also looked at him, Da Pao also looked at him, and the atmosphere was very strange for a while.

The audience laughed like crazy:

"It's better than dumplings, more fun than sister-in-law!!!!!!"

"Hahahahahaha, this line is tsk tsk."

"Admit it, take it, this is God's line."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Xu Qian is so fucking cheap, this line is definitely designed by him on purpose."

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"It's better to sit down than to sit down."
Xu Qian thought for a while and said.

Da Pao: "Then let's eat the dumplings upside down."

Xu Qian: "Yes, eat dumplings upside down."

The three sat down and ate dumplings,

Xiao Fei said to the two of them: "Come on, while you are eating, let's talk about something serious, why did you ask me to come this time, to help you escape from prison."

Xu Qian pointed: My plan is like this, so there is no railing, you have practiced iron sand palm, you can use iron sand palm to discount the railing, and then, when you walk from the main gate, we will go from here How about taking the opportunity to slip away? "

Xiao Fei stood up and looked confident: "Look at mine."

She walked to a door and pointed to it, "Is this it?"

Xu Qian nodded and said, "Yes, this is it."

Xiao Fei said, "Look at it."

She was full of vigor, and she started to do warm-up exercises, and she played well with that set of palms.

At this time, the soundtrack started, and many people felt a burst of passion. This is the most classic martial arts soundtrack "Stealing Merit".

"Stealing Gong" is the original soundtrack of the Hong Kong movie "Tai Chi Zhang Sanfeng", composed by Hong Kong's excellent film soundtrack master Hu Weili. In the song, the erhu appears vigorous and powerful amidst the powerful pipa and drums, fully reflecting the sword, light and sword.As one of the iconic symbols of martial arts movies, this song also often appears in Hong Kong and Taiwan movies and TV series such as "Huang Feihong", "Fang Shiyu", "Nine Pins of Sesame Officials" and "Lover's Bodyguard".

This soundtrack has been widely used in major TV dramas even in the new century, and the soundtrack of "Stealing Merit" is still used in major variety shows. This soundtrack can be called a classic, enduring and passed down to future generations.

Many viewers knelt when they heard this soundtrack:

"Kneel, kneel, kneel, it sounds so good!"

"The blood surges, the brain congests, and the soul burns."

"Passionate, very quack atmosphere."

"Who said there is no burning song in heaven! Listening to this black blood, it will surely jump up like a carp in the morning."

"As soon as I hear it, it is a martial arts style, and the spirit is lifted instantly! There is a kind of spirit of "there are many turmoil in the world, and the wind and frost can fly freely" in it."

"It's really a peerless genius. When the music is played, the yin and yang gossip dance."

"Ranqu! Go away, go away, I'll give you a gossip push!!"

"A foreigner asked me: "Do the post-80s and post-90s in China still know kung fu? "I said: "Of course, not to mention internal strength and hidden weapons, the deepest one in kung fu is acupuncture, and we all know it." "The foreigner expressed doubts, so I immediately showed him a few hands-on exercises: rubbing the acupoint, squeezing the Jingming acupoint, rubbing the Sibai acupoint, and finally a big trick: pressing the temple chakra to scrape the eye sockets..."

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Many people are amazed.

The soundtrack of "Stealing Merit" is too classic, full of passion and invincible at that time.

"Is this created by Xu Qian again?"

"What's the soundtrack?"

"Why haven't you heard of it?"

"I'll go. This soundtrack is really good. I searched the Internet, but I couldn't find it."

"Which big guy can explain? What is this soundtrack, why can't I find it on the Internet?"

There was an explanation immediately.

"It's normal, this must be Xu Qian's original work."

"What? Xu Qian can still make soundtracks? Is it true?"

"You guys are ignorant, right? Xu Qian is a master in the new generation who can rival Saturday."

"Xu Qian is known as a singer-songwriter, isn't it a vain name?"

"Indeed, Xu Qian's hanging up the sky."

"You can't even imagine Xu Qian's ability. Is he really awesome?"

"Is there anything Xu Qian doesn't know? Can you find one for me to see?"

"The sky is full of wizards, and there will be no one in hundreds of years."

"Almighty!"

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Master Feng was at a loss for words: "Be perverted."

Li Yuantou was also very speechless: "Is it really good to be so omnipotent?"

Shen Tiao: "Kneel down!!!"

Feng Peng: "Kneel down!"

Jojo: "Kneel down!"

Song Baobao: "Baby really kneeled!!!"

Wu Jun also looked at Xu Qian dumbfounded. She had experienced the golden age of Hong Kong and experienced too many masters, but Xu Qian still shocked her. She felt that Xu Qian was no worse than those masters she had seen, even more To go even further.

"Young people today are so powerful."

Wu Jun expressed his feelings: "No wonder Brother Hua, Brother Long and others have made friends with him."

She completely understood Xu Qian's horror.

As for Tao Qiang and Ouyang Hua, they were dumbfounded: "This person is poisonous!"

(End of this chapter)