Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1272 A successful conclusion
The skit continues:

Xiao Fei: "Look."
Xiaofei pondered for a long time, and then directly kicked the door open.

everyone. . . . . . . .

"Nimma, is this Iron Sand Palm?"

"Killing me."

"It's the first time I know that Iron Sand Palm uses feet."

"...I have all my pants off, so just show me this."

"Hahahahahahahahaha, I'm so fucking laughing."

"It's so fucking funny."

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Xu Qian admired from the side: "Sister-in-law, what an iron sand sole."
Xiaofei was very complacent and said, "Isn't it?"

Then she said to Xu Qian: "Do it, it's up to you in the future, you must take care of your health, pay attention to safety, we will do it in the future."
When Xiaofei and Xu Qian talked, they spoke softly and showed tenderness, just like a wife entrusting her husband.

Xu Qian nodded and said, "Understood, sister-in-law."

Xiaofei walked in front of Xu Qian and waved briefly: "Let's go."

After speaking, she left directly.

Da Pao looked confused: "Why do I feel that something is missing?"
"Ha ha!"

The audience laughed.

It can be said that Xiao Fei's attitude towards Xu Qian and his attitude towards Da Pao are fundamentally two extremes.

"Nimma, this is trying to tease me to death!"

"With a little green on your head, you can live a decent life."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"It's so funny, I've never seen such a funny sketch."

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Master Feng was also very pleased. He gave Xiaofei's performance [-] points. It can be said that Xiaofei's performance was almost flawless.

This is Xiaofei's characteristic. She doesn't have her own creative ability, she can't be the leader alone, but if someone guides her to play, she can perform impeccably.

She is now with Xu Qian, the king of comedy, and she has no pressure at all, because Xu Qian can save the scene in time, so she performed very well.

"Xiaofei can also become famous with this "Cross Talk Comedian"."

Master Feng knew that after this, Xiaofei's comedy path was completely smooth, because compared with male comedians, female comedians are quite rare, and it can even be said that they are rare.

And someone as young and handsome as Xiaofei is unique. It can be said that after "Happy Comedian", Xiaofei will definitely become a popular commodity and become famous all over the world.

This is what Master Feng wants to see, after all his other apprentices have already achieved fame, and he doesn't want Xiaofei to continue to sink,
Xu Qian: "Don't think about that, let's go, come on."

Cannon: "No, no, wait, wait, that."

Xu Qian looked at him suspiciously: "What's the matter, second brother?"
Da Pao walked up to Xu Qian: "I'm running slowly, let me come first."
Xu Qian argued hastily: "Second brother, I'll run first."
Cannon: "I'll run slowly and wait for you."
At this time, the cell leader came in, with a stick in his hand: what are you two doing?
Seeing that the prison chief came in, Xu Qian didn't fight Da Pao, but grabbed his arm and said, "Come back soon, come back."

Then he let go of the cannon's arm and said to the prison boss: "If you want to escape from prison, you won't listen to any persuasion. Tell him, I'll sleep later."

Then he fell asleep lying on the ground as if nothing had happened.

The audience was laughing like crazy.

"It's so fucking funny!"

"Shameless, Xu Qian is still so shameless."

"What this teammate sells is called a proficiency."

"I'm so fucking laughing."

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The cell boss walked up to Da Pao, picked up his stick and served him directly: "Why didn't you listen to me when I told you? Why didn't you listen, why didn't you listen??????"

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Everyone was laughing like crazy.

"Poor cannon."

"Why am I always the one who's hurt??"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Everyone was really impressed by the cannon.

Shen Tiao: "It hurts to look at it."

Song Baobao: "The cannon is also a fight."

Feng Peng: "Oh my god, it hurts so much."

"I told you to stay well and don't make trouble for me."

The cell boss pointed at the cannon with a stick.

Cannon was very speechless: "That..."
The cell boss said angrily, "I still have to fix it."
Da Pao went directly to Xu Qian's side and kicked Xu Qian: "Sleep."
Xu Qian got up and frowned, "What are you doing?" Da Pao: "What are you doing? Isn't it jailbreak? What are you sleeping on?"
Xu Qian pretended to be enlightened: "Yes, yes, jailbreak, I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me."

"Second brother, I have an idea. After a while, we will pretend to be sick. Once we pretend to be sick, the prison boss will definitely send us to the hospital. On the way to the hospital, we will take the opportunity to escape."

Xu Qian suggested.

Da Pao thinks it is feasible: "Okay, pretending to be sick is fine, but can we discuss it, you can pretend to be sick."

Xu Qian was a little unhappy: "Why?"
Da Pao explained: "Second Brother, you are thin and can't bear the beating, do you know that?"
"Ha ha!"

Everyone burst into laughter, they all thought about how Xu Qian was frequently beaten before.

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian said: "All right, second brother."

Then he called out, "Captain."
The cell boss walked in and looked at the two people, his eyes were very unkind: "What are you doing?"

Xu Qian pointed at the cannon and said, "My second brother is sick."

"Hahaha!"

Everyone was laughing like crazy, just now Xu Qian swore that he was pretending to be sick, but in the blink of an eye he sold the cannon.

"Bad, Xu Qian is so fucking bad."

"Shameless, Xu Qian is still so shameless."

"What this teammate sells is called a proficiency."

"I'm so fucking laughing."

"We must not be teammates with Xu Qian, otherwise we won't know how we died."

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The cell boss looked at Da Pao with an unkind expression: "Are you sick?
Cannon was dumbfounded.

Xu Qian said: "He has stones."

The cell boss looked at Da Pao at this moment: "Do you have stones?"
Da Pao was stunned: "Ah!"

The cell boss stared at the cannon and said, "Then show it to me."

Da Pao looked at the cell boss, and was stunned for about three seconds. He said to the cell boss in a daze, "Brother has a stone."
The cell boss didn't care, he stretched out his hand: "Show it to me."

Da Pao was stunned, and he turned to look at Xu Qian.

Xu Qian also wiped his sweat with his hands: "Let's show it to others."
"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed and leaned forward.

"It's so funny."

"Show it to me..."

"This is simply a divine plot, and only Xu Qian could have imagined such a plot."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Da Pao was tongue-tied: "That..."
The cell boss stared at the cannon: "Show it to me."
Cannon explained: "It's not that this thing is inside."
The cell boss looked very unkind: "Show it to me."

Cannon said pitifully, "It's not easy to hold."
The prison boss directly waved the stick in his hand and drew it towards Xu Qian: "Show me, show me."

Da Pao hurriedly begged for mercy: "Don't hit me."

The cell boss ignored him and continued to beat him with a stick: "Show me, show me..."

The audience laughed madly.

"The poor cannon."

"Why am I always the one who's hurt??"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Cannon turned around: "Come here, here, here, here, let me show you."
He really held a stone in his hand, and all the audience was stunned for a moment: "Is this okay?"

Xu Qian was also surprised: "Second brother, do you really have stones?"
"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Killing me friends!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Xu Qian is so bad."

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Da Pao was also a little inexplicable: "I don't know. When he hit me, I was anxious and vomited hard. I felt quite comfortable after vomiting."
everyone. . . . . . . .

"It's quite comfortable..."

"What a weird thing."

The cell boss was also stunned. He said to Da Pao: "Da Pao, drink more hot water and pay attention to rest."

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Drink more water..."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Cannon was still thinking: "Where did it come from, where did it come from?"

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed:

"I'm so fucking laughing."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian suggested: "Second brother, let's do it this way. Let's change the method, we'll..."

Da Pao: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, don't change the method, the second brother has a method."

Xu Qian was a little curious: "Really? What method, tell me quickly."
Da Pao said, "Let's wait for the sentence to be released."
"Ha ha!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Waiting to be released after serving his sentence..."

"I'm so fucking laughing!"

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid that the cannon will be beaten."

"The cannon is gutless now."

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Xu Qiandao: "It will take another five years, who will wait?"
Da Pao: "According to this method, the second brother's little life has to be saved, you know?"
Everyone laughed:

"How many hits did the cannon take?"

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Poor cannon."

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Xu Qiandao: "How can we get in, second brother, with my ingenuity, we will definitely be able to escape, even I don't believe it."
Xu Qian knocked on the wall, suddenly startled, which gave the cannon a big jump.

Cannon asked very puzzled, "What are you doing?"

Xu Qian explained: "Second brother, this is an empty wall."
Cannon: "How?"

Xu Qian's eyes shone brightly: "Let's break the wall, and we can slip from here."

The more he thought about it, the more it seemed possible.

Da Pao: "That's right, oh my god, there's nothing in this cell, why should I knock?"
Xu Qian: "Yes, two stones are enough."

After saying this, the two of them were stunned at the same time, Xu Qian looked at Da Pao a little bit unkindly, and Da Pao looked very guilty.

Everyone burst out laughing:
"hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

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Master Feng was also a little shocked by Da Pao's performance. Da Pao's demeanor and movements had reached the pinnacle, and he was not inferior to Xu Qian in some respects. This is a true acting genius.

"This Xu Qian is really powerful."

Master Feng really admired Xu Qian deeply, deeply admired him for being able to find so many good seedlings, in time these people would be famous all over the world, and Xu Qian would also enjoy great glory because of these people.

Da Pao looked at Xu Qian pitifully and said, "No, I really can't do this anymore, I can't spit it out."

Xu Qian said: "Just one piece."

Cannon: "Not a single piece."

Xu Qian said: "I'm sorry." 
Then he beat the cannon severely.

Cannon screamed one after another: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Da Pao handed the stone in his hand to Xu Qian.

Xu Qian looked at the stone in his hand and said, "Second brother, I knew you must have something to tell, come here."
"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed:

"Plastic Brother!"

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"Poor cannon."

"It hurts so much to look at."

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Xu Qian smashed the empty wall with the "stone" in his hand, once, twice, and three times, the empty wall collapsed. Before Xu Qian and Cannon were happy, they saw the prison boss playing cards.

Xu Qian and Da Pao looked confused.

Everyone laughed loudly:

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"This shit, I'm afraid you're going to laugh at me to death."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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The prison boss ate his nose, and he looked at Xu Qian and the two with an unkind expression: "What are you doing?"

Da Pao looked at the guards in fear: "Bosses, I have nothing in my stomach, you know? This is the last stone, I can't hit it anymore, I have nothing to vomit, ahhh Oh help, help ah ah ah ah ah ah ah help..."

The screams came one after another.

"The cannon is also fighting, how many times have you been hit today?"

"This cannon really makes me laugh."

"The poor cannon."

"Why am I always the one who's hurt??"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian still said from the side: "Hit him and let him escape from prison."

At this moment, the plastic brotherhood is undoubtedly revealed.

"Shameless, Xu Qian is so shameless, I have never seen such a shameless person."

"Xu Qian is so fucking bad!"

"Sure enough, it still has a familiar taste and a familiar formula. Xu Qian is as cheap as ever."

"How cheap."

"With Xu Qian as a teammate, I don't know how he died."

"It's really plastic brotherhood."

"I like Xu Qian so much."

"The product produced by Xu Qian is indeed a high-quality product."

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Since then, the skit "Brothers and Difficult Brothers" has come to a successful conclusion here.

(End of this chapter)