Reborn I am the second generation of stars

Chapter 1274 Start

The crosstalk begins.

Ever since Xu Qian and Feng Peng took the stage, the applause has never stopped.

This time Feng Peng is teasing, and Xu Qian is flattering. After all, it is Feng Peng who Xu Qian wants to make popular, not to steal his limelight, and if he is the starring role, is this still "Happy Comedian"? ?Just call it "Happy Xu Qian".

Feng Peng: "Welcome to the audience friends."

Feng Peng: "I am very excited to be able to stand on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala!"

Not to mention, Feng Peng's performance was unexpectedly solid, neither fast nor slow, with a round accent and a very good sense of rhythm, which surprised Xu Qian: "Feng Peng's basic skills are quite good."

The outside world said that he: "Speaking, learning and singing only learned one character of loyalty", which is obviously extremely unfair.

Xu Qian admired beside him: "Yes."

Feng Pengdao: "But I'm also very nervous. This is a stage for comedians. There are kings of comedy here, and the stage is full of big names, elites from all walks of life. I'm not as good as them."

everyone. . . . . . . . .

"Nimma, this flattery caught me off guard."

"This f*cking line was also written by Xu Qian? It's too shameless."

"Damn it, it's really shameless."

"I was caught off guard and flattered."

"A word of disagreement and flattery."

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Shen Tiao: "I'll go, it's more ruthless than me."

Jojo: "I suddenly feel like I'm a failure."

Song Baobao: "Nimma, this guy is more treacherous than me."

Xu Qian asked: "Who is it better?"

Feng Pengdao: "Space hero Yang Liwei is 38 years old, Zhou Yu is a 13-year-old naval commander, Kangxi is 4 years old, Beethoven is [-] years old, and Beethoven is [-] years old. Can you tell me I'm not in a hurry?"

Everyone laughed.

"The gourd baby can fight goblins from birth..."

"This line is too classic."

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"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian: "Hey, what's the use of being anxious? If you want to succeed, you have to be motivated first."

Feng Peng: "I am determined! You know, I have a very good family edification since I was a child!"

Feng Peng's tone was very mean.

"Shut up!"

There was a "wow" sound at the scene.

Xu Qian was also taken aback, this still does not change his "bad nature", but his performance is also unique.

Master Feng also nodded with a smile: "This young man is not bad."

Xu Qian nodded and said, "That is!"

Feng Peng: "My father taught me since I was a child. To be a successful person, you must first know what you want. What I want is money and beautiful women. Things that don't live up to expectations. Do you want these superficial things? , I said again, what I want is career and love, hey, that's right."

"Clap clap clap!"

The audience applauded enthusiastically.

"This line is too classic."

"Money and beauty, career and love..."

"Please bring me a stack of such superficial things, I don't care, I am willing to die of vulgarity."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

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Xu Qiandao: "Isn't this the same?"

Feng Peng: "It's different. It depends on how you understand it. When I was young, I had many dreams in order to succeed. At first, I wanted to be a great chemist."

"Okay!"

Xu Qian praised from the side.

Feng Peng: "Since middle school, I have listened hard to chemistry, listened carefully in class, and completed my homework carefully. I was always the first one to stand up and raise my hand to answer the teacher's questions.

"The teacher asked, students, pay attention, what can silicon and water produce? Crap soup, crap soup, and some coriander and sesame oil."

Feng Peng said.

"Hahaha!"

The audience laughed:

"Silicon and water make bastard soup..."

"This line is so classic that only Xu Qian can think of it. Xu Qian's mind is full of such wonderful ideas."

"Long experience, really long experience."

"You really want to laugh at me to death, laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"Okay, okay."

Xu Qian couldn't laugh or cry.

"Teacher, give me another chance."

Feng Peng bowed while talking, and his movements and expressions are very well done. This is enough to prove that his basic skills are good. This is a cross talk actor with solid basic skills.

"I know it's wrong."

Xu Qian said beside him, his teasing is also a restrained explosion, listening to the thunder in a silent place, although it seems that he has no effect on the surface, but it is because of his cooperation that Feng Peng can carry out his rhythm so well of perfection.

"I'll give you another chance. Do you know gas? Carbon monoxide is a poisonous gas. That's right. What should I do if the gas leaks at home? Smoke a cigarette and calm down."

Feng Peng said.

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Everyone is laughing like crazy, who doesn't know that carbon monoxide can explode, so why not smoke this time?Besides, at that time, you should run away or open the window to ventilate.

"Smok a cigarette and calm down..."

"This line is so classic that only Xu Qian can think of it. Xu Qian's mind is full of such wonderful ideas."

"Long experience, really long experience."

"You really want to laugh at me to death, laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"This is not calm, this is fucking dead."

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Xu Qian reprimanded: "It's outrageous."

Feng Peng: "The teacher told me, you should stop learning chemistry, it is too dangerous and easy to explode if you learn chemistry."

Xu Qian: "The teacher's analysis is correct."

Feng Peng continued: "Later, I fell in love with literature, and I wanted to become a great writer."

"Where are you?"

Xu Qian said.

"Various literary works in ancient and modern China and abroad."

"Ok?"

Xu Qian said.

"Our four traditional Chinese classics "Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", "A Dream of Red Mansions" and "Journey to the West". The Three Kingdoms are so well written. Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei are brothers of the opposite sex. Learn from the scriptures."

Feng Peng bowed solemnly.

everyone. . . . . . . .

"What a godly line!"

"I suspect that I have misread the Three Kingdoms."

"This line is so classic that only Xu Qian can think of it. Xu Qian's mind is full of such wonderful ideas."

"Long experience, really long experience."

"Senior Brother Liu Bei, Second Senior Brother Guan Yu, Junior Brother Zhang Feisha..."

"Kneel down, kneel down, reading a book can be regarded as such obedience."

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"On the way, Liu Bei often bullied Guan Yu. Tang Seng taught him, you are a monkey."

Feng Peng said.

"What's the mess?"

Xu Qian was speechless.

everyone. . . . . . . .

"what?"

"You monkey..."

"You really want to laugh at me to death, the Three Kingdoms still have such an interpretation method?"

"I really think of Liu Bei as a senior brother."

"I want to laugh."

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"The teacher said you should stop messing up the literature business, and do something else."

Feng Peng said.

Xu Qian agreed, "The teacher is right."

Everyone laughed:

"exactly....."

"Killing me."

"It's so fucking funny."

"Even Xu Qian can't stand it anymore."

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This line was completely added by Xu Qian himself, but the effect is astonishing. At his current level, jokes come out of his mouth, and he has already reached the realm of returning to basics.

"Later, I fell in love with music and wanted to learn music. I wanted to become a great musician of a generation."

Feng Peng said.

"I have ideals."

Xu Qian also gave a thumbs up.

"Compose the most beautiful music in the world like Beethoven, how good the piano is, so I found my father, I told my father that I like music, I want to play the piano, I want to buy a piano, my father looked at me, Children, if you really like music, you don’t have to play the piano, you can also whistle.”

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Everyone couldn't breathe from laughing.

"I laughed so hard, you can also whistle."

"I'm really going to laugh."

"His father did the right thing. He is only 3 minutes hot. Buying him a piano is a waste."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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"What idea? Here it is."

Xu Qian was a little speechless.

"My dream was killed in the cradle, and then I wanted to be a great translator."

Feng Peng said.

"Oh?"

"Whether it's audio or video, I will translate the text."

Feng Peng said.

"Are you okay?"

Xu Qian seemed a little disbelieving.

Feng Peng seemed a little confident: "Of course, my English is very good, so I have to start with the words used in daily life."

Xu Qiandao: "It's the foundation."

Feng Peng: "For example, Apple."

"How to say?"

Xu Qian asked.

Feng Peng: "Apple, you have to pronounce "a". Not everyone can say that."

Xu Qian. . . . . . . . .

"I can tell."

Xu Qian said.

Feng Peng said: "Say it!"

Xu Qian: "Apple forehead."

Feng Peng said: "The pronunciation is not standard, you have to speak innocently."

Feng Peng: "apple."

Xu Qian also said "apple", his whole body twisted, and that movement was really exaggerated.

"Hahaha!"

Many people laughed.

"Sufficient enough."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Feng Peng: "Innocence doesn't mean I hate you, you know, this is Apple."

Xu Qian asked, "What about the oranges?"

Feng Peng: "orange."

Xu Qian: "Banana."

Feng Peng: "banana."

Xu Qian: "Father."

Feng Peng: "father."

Xu Qian: "Mom."

Feng Peng: "mather."

Xu Qian: "Grandpa."

Feng Peng: "father, s father."

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Everyone laughed:

"It's amazing, this line is really amazing."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"This line is so classic that only Xu Qian can think of it. Xu Qian's mind is full of such wonderful ideas."

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Xu Qian: "Then grandma is mother's mother."

Feng Peng said disdainfully: "That's grandma."

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed.

"That's grandma..."

"Hahaha, I really laughed to death."

"It's so fucking funny."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"I'm also drunk. This cross talk is a fucking classic. It is indeed produced by Xu Qian. It must be a high-quality product. I will never question this sentence in the future."

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"Grandma is father's mother, your logic doesn't work."

Feng Peng said to Xu Qian.

"I still have to learn."

Xu Qian said.

"Later, I felt that this translation was too boring and not suitable for me."

Feng Peng said.

"Then what suits you?"

Xu Qian asked.

"Film and TV is more suitable for me."

Feng Peng said.

"why?"

Xu Qian asked.

"I have the foundation."

Feng Peng said.

"What basis?"

Xu Qian asked curiously.

"I have loved watching TV series since I was a child."

Feng Peng said.

"Is it?"

Xu Qian said.

"The 86 version of "Journey to the West" brought me so many good memories in my childhood. I am too familiar with Journey to the West. I am determined to make such a movie and become a household classic."

Feng Peng said.

Xu Qian gave a thumbs up: "Ambition."

Feng Pengdao: "I can memorize every scene in "Journey to the West". The monkey king first came out, the great sage made trouble in the heavenly palace, Zhu Bajie was counted, and the red boy fought."

"It's quite a lot."

Xu Qian praised.

"And I can make it so that you can say a line casually, and I will know which episode it is."

Feng Peng said.

"That's all I can do."

Xu Qian said.

"You can't do it."

Feng Peng waved his hand directly.

Xu Qian: "Test me if you don't believe me."

Feng Peng said: "I'll test you, listen to this precious cassock."

When he said the four words "baby cassock", he was so vivid that it was almost the same as the original work. Many people were amazed by his basic skills. He was able to stand out not only because of his "loyalty", but also because he did have certain strength. , otherwise you will not be able to praise it no matter how much you praise it.

Isn't there a saying that mud can't support a wall, isn't there another saying that mud can't support a wall?Obviously he is neither mud nor a dou.

"Clap clap clap!"

The audience gave him warm applause.

Lao Guo was very pleased to see this scene: "Not bad, not bad."

Xu Qian said with a smile: "The disaster is from the episode of the black bear monster in Guanyinyuan."

"Okay!"

Feng Peng looked very surprised.

He continued: "Listen to this, are you the rescuer invited by the monkey?"

Xu Qiandao: "Learning really like it, I will fight against the red boy."

Feng Peng said in shock: "I can't help him."

Feng Peng took a few steps back and made a movement of looking into the distance with one hand and eye: "Master, master, which episode?"

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Nimma, it's too bad!"

"This is in every episode."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian said speechlessly: "This episode has it all."

Feng Peng said proudly from the side: "It's over, I don't know."

Feng Peng's cheap look really makes people want to beat him up. As his performance progresses, his "cheap" style is more and more integrated into this cross talk.

The audience just felt like a roller coaster. Feng Peng was quite serious at first, but then he started to "play cheap and cute". The contrast caught many people off guard.

However, his style of "playing cheap and selling cute" is quite popular. Most of the audience at the scene are young people. His style just fits their three views. It can be said that he fits the general trend of the times. One can imagine "Happy Comedy" He will also be very popular after "People" airs.

Of course, it also depends on his follow-up works, but it should be no problem for him, after all, he is not fighting alone, there are so many brothers behind him, and Lao Guo, among them are creative experts, As long as you give him a little help, he will soar into the sky.

Feng Peng's ideal at the moment is the sentence: "As long as you work hard, then God will help you."

(End of this chapter)