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The cross talk continued.

"Master, which episode is Master?"

Feng Peng said.

Xu Qiandao: "Hey! There are all episodes here."
Feng Peng said proudly: "Is it over? Don't you know?"

Xu Qiandao: "Hey, if you want to say this, you don't know which episode I'm going to say a few lines?"
Feng Peng didn't believe it: "Impossible, I have memorized Journey to the West."

Xu Qian said: "Then listen. Wukong~~ which episode?"

everyone. . . . . . . .

"Wukong..."

"Both of them are equally bad."

"I'm so fucking laughing."

"Like a teacher, there must be a disciple."

"Nimma, it's too bad!"

"This is in every episode."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

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Feng Peng said: "You and I were in the same episode just now."

Xu Qian obviously didn't believe it: "Hey~~~ an episode?"
Feng Pengdao: It was I who called "Master" first, and you are now "Wukong". "

Feng Peng's movements are very good. He first made a movement of Monkey King looking out, and then made a movement of Tang Monk chanting Buddha's name. Of course, his movements were very funny.

Master Feng praised: "The basic skills are good."

Crosstalk pays attention to talking, learning and singing. Feng Peng has done it very well, and what is commendable is that he can form his own style. This is not easy. After all, some people can't form their own style even in their entire lives.

As for the audience, he was completely amused.

"One episode..."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

"This Feng Peng is so funny."

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Xu Qian: "Hey~~ okay."

Xu Qian felt that he had nothing to say.
Feng Peng said: "It's one episode."

Xu Qiandao: "You can really deal with it."

Feng Peng said proudly: "I am familiar with the lines of Journey to the West, especially Sha Wujing's lines."

Xu Qian expressed disbelief: "Oh~ Monk Sha."
Feng Peng said: "Hey, of course there are not many lines."
Xu Qian: "Really?"
Feng Peng said: "Just a few words."
Xu Qian said curiously, "Tell me."

Feng Peng grabbed Xu Qian's hand and said, "Eldest brother, the master was captured by the goblin."
The audience in the live broadcast room exploded, and the barrage exploded.

"It's too dirty!"

"He actually took advantage of Xu Qian."

"Give me back Xu Qian, there must be a basic relationship between the two of you."

"Full of affection."

"My pure and innocent Xu Qian, you have been defiled just like that."

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Shen Tiao said: "It's too much."

Xiaofei said: "What's the point, what's the point, give me back my male god."

Song Baobao said: "It's too shameless, I've never seen such a brazen person."

Wu Jun: "The little male god has been defiled!"

Qiao Qiao: "Why didn't I think about it? Can you still be so enthusiastic?"

Xu Qian: "Huo!"

Feng Peng: "Eldest senior brother, second senior brother was captured by the goblin."

Xu Qian: "Ouch~~"

Feng Peng continued: "Elder brother."
Xu Qian nodded: "Yes."

Feng Peng: "Master and Second Senior Brother were captured by the goblin."
Xu Qian: "Hey."

Feng Peng said: "Elder brother."
Xu Qian: "Ah!"

Feng Peng: "I let the goblin take me away."
"hahahahahahahahaha!"

The crowd burst into laughter.

"This is such a wonderful line."

"Junior Brother Sha seems to have really said so."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian: "Huo, I took them all away."

Feng Peng: "There are no words, just a few more."

Xu Qian looked very surprised: "Huh?"
Feng Peng: "Master, senior brother is right."
Xu Qian: "Yes."

Feng Peng continued: "Master, Second Senior Brother is right."
Feng Peng: "Master, the senior brother and the second senior brother are right."
Feng Peng: "Eldest brother, the master is right."
Feng Peng: "Eldest senior brother, second senior brother is right."
Feng Peng: "Brother, master and second brother are right."

This series of words shocked everyone.

Master Feng frowned directly: "I'll fuck it."

This series of lines shocked him directly, this person is too strong, almost invincible.

As for Tao Qiang and Ouyang Hua, they were also dumbfounded. This finale is not to say how good it is, but at least it can make people laugh out loud.

This Feng Peng can make people laugh out loud with just one movement and one expression. He is indeed a talent, and a very top talent at that.

The audience is laughing forward and backward.

"Brother is right..."

"This line is really amazing, and only Xu Qian can think of such a line."

"Xu Qian's sketches never disappoint."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian said speechlessly: "Okay~~"
Feng Peng: "No more, I never said anything else."

Xu Qian said: "It's gone."
Feng Peng said: "Oh, there is one last sentence."

Xu Qian said with some doubts: "Oh oh oh."

Feng Peng: "Don't worry, master, the elder brother will come to save us."
This time, everyone laughed like crazy.

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Nimma, it's so fucking funny."

"Fuck me, Feng Peng is too funny?"

"I don't know what to say anymore."

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Lao Guo was also very relieved watching this scene. He watched Feng Peng grow up to today. He was just a "sweeping monk" at the beginning, and he was bombarded as soon as he came on stage, but now he can be alone. It's really embarrassing.

Who would have thought that the boy sweeping the floor could be on the stage of comedians?
Who would have thought that the young man who stumbled when he spoke, and was knocked off the stage as soon as he came on stage, would perform with such ease and ease in his performance now?

He perfectly interpreted what is called Diaosi Counterattack!

What he perfectly interprets is 30 Years in Hedong and 30 Years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor!

Sometimes Lao Guo wondered, if those people did not leave the club back then, would it be Feng Peng's turn?There is no need to discuss this issue.

Cross talk is a traditional art, and "loyalty" is originally a part of traditional culture, which is something he cannot copy.

"He deserves to be popular!"

Old Guo thought.

Any person's success is a combination of circumstances, opportunities and hard work, and they are finally summarized into a certain formula, but perhaps what really makes him successful is something other than the formula.

He really caught up, he should be so popular, and he is so popular that it is difficult to replicate. Back then, the brothers all left, but he stayed. He should be the one who was popular. The audience wanted to laugh, and he made the audience laugh. It should be him, his life is just a movie about counterattack with hanging silk.

Lao Guo had a premonition that he would be popular, and it was the kind of red that was "purple". , The purpose of recklessness is to make a comeback. Those sufferings and tiredness will eventually respond to you in the form of rewards.

Xu Qian: "Hey! Good~~"

Feng Peng said: "See if I am very researched."

Xu Qian hit and said: "I don't think you have done much research."

Feng Peng: "Based on what you said, it seems that the film and television industry is not suitable for me."
Xu Qiandao: "It seems that no industry is suitable for you."

Feng Peng said: "My God!"

He stroked his forehead with his hand, and this line was also added by Xu Qian on Feng Peng's side, and it suited his temperament very well.

Everyone laughed.

"I'll go, it's too cheap."

"Why do I have the urge to hit him?"

"Oh my God......"

"It's so cheap, even the cheapest people are invincible."

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"Why? Why can't my dreams come true?"
Feng Peng's acting skills were on the upper body in an instant, and he was very sad, but everyone saw it as "cheap."

Xu Qian: "Yo."

Feng Peng: "I feel very depressed."
Xu Qian: "Yes."

Feng Peng: "I think I am the most painful person in the world."

"Shut up!"

The audience has already launched a "call".

"It's so cheap."

"Pain ass."

"Is there still pain in moving bricks?"

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Xu Qian said noncommittally: "Oh~~" Feng Peng said: "My God, if people are unlucky and drink cold water, their teeth will get stuck."

Everyone laughed loudly, and he said "Oh my God", that cheap look made people laugh.

"Why do I have the urge to hit him?"

"Oh my God......"

"It's so cheap, even the cheapest people are invincible."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

"Laughing to death doesn't pay for life."

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Xu Qian: "Look at it."

Feng Peng continued to say sadly: "With a cough, the fork was broken."

Xu Qian nodded and said, "En."
Feng Peng: "Pull the cart across the ridge—one step at a time."

Feng Peng continued: "Eating sugar cakes burns the back of your head."

"Hahahahahaha!"

Everyone laughed.

"This is a wonderful thing!"

"It's so cheap."

"Eating sugar cake burns the back of my head..."

"An anecdote through the ages, I have learned a lot, and I really have learned a lot."

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Xu Qian: "I've never heard of it, wait a moment, why does eating sugar cake burn the back of your head?"

Feng Peng explained: "Think about it, the sugar cake is here, tear it up here and the sugar will come down."

Xu Qian nodded and said, "En."
Feng Peng: "One lick "wow~~~""

Everyone was laughing like crazy.

"Nimma, she's just a joke."

"It's so cheap, even the cheapest people are invincible."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

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Xu Qian said speechlessly: "Hey~~~Hey. Who told you to lick it."
Feng Peng: "I'm in a very bad mood."
Xu Qian: "Okay, okay, hey hey~~~"
Feng Peng: "My God, why can't I?"
"Ha ha!"

Everyone laughed, every time he said "oh my god" the audience laughed because he was so mean when he said it.

"It's so cheap, even the cheapest people are invincible."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Xu Qian's works have never disappointed."

"Killing me!"

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

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Xu Qian: "Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah therefore you are sad , You must pay your own efforts and labor. Without hard work and labor, all your dreams will be nothing but illusions."
Feng Peng: "You are so right"

Xu Qian nodded and said, "En."

Feng Peng: "Wake up the dreamer with one word, I can no longer talk empty words, I can no longer talk big words."
Xu Qian: "Hey."
Feng Peng: "I want to be down-to-earth and make a career with real knives and guns."

"Shut up!"

There was another "wow" at the scene.

"You don't believe me, my God!"

Feng Peng rubbed his forehead with his hand, looking like he was unloved, this line was completely improvised by Feng Peng, he is really good.

The audience laughed madly.

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

"Nimma, she's just a joke."

"It's so cheap, even the cheapest people are invincible."

"It's so fucking funny, I can't help it."

"Hahahahaha!!!!!!"

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Shen Tiao and others looked at Feng Peng with some envy. The phrase "My God" has undoubtedly become his representative action, which has almost become a "meme", a symbol that belongs to him alone.

Many masters have their own unique marks, such as Yushan’s “smoking, drinking and hot head”, Yushan is Lao Guo’s partner, forming his own unique mark alone will be of great help to his future path.

Master Feng also praised: "Another new star is rising."

Lao Guo was very pleased,

Xu Qian nodded and said, "Yes."

Feng Peng: "It doesn't matter if it's ten years, 20 years or 30 years."
Xu Qian: "Yes."

Feng Peng: "I will fight for my dream."

Xu Qian agreed, "Good."
Feng Penghao said dryly: "There are many examples of late bloomers in front of me, what am I afraid of?"
Xu Qian asked curiously, "Who is there?"
Feng Peng replied: "Huang Zhong."
Xu Qian nodded: "Yes."
Feng Peng said: "Only follow Liu Bei to fight the world at the age of 60."

Xu Qian nodded: "Yes."
Feng Peng continued: "Jiang Ziya became prime minister at 80 years old, Taijun She was in command at 53 years old, Sun Wukong learned the Western Classics at [-] years old, White Snake went down the mountain to fall in love at [-] years old, and Lao Bi hosted the Spring Festival Gala at [-] years old."

"hahahahahahahahaha!"

Everyone laughed.

"Even Old Bi dared to play."
"I'll go, luckily Lao Bi isn't here."

"I'm dying of laughter, you dare to mention Lao Bi, aren't you afraid of the Great God of Harmony?"

"Shouldn't it be the 404 master?"

"Your guts are too fat, you really are too fat."

"It's so fucking funny, it's not worth dying for laughing."

"Convinced, completely convinced."

"It's really killing me laughing."

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Lao Bi also immediately issued a scarf and said, "Don't rub my heat."

everyone. . . . . . . . . .

What the hell, it turns out that Lao Bi is also watching "Happy Comedian".

"Damn it, Lao Bi has exposed it!"

"I'll go, after all, Lao Ji is also watching "Happy Comedian"."

"This is really unexpected!"

"Old Bi, you are here to catch the popularity of "Happy Comedian"."

"I didn't expect "Happy Comedian" to be so popular that even Lao Bi was attracted. It's really incomparably powerful."

"I'm so fucking laughing at me. Isn't Lao Bi afraid of the 404 God, and dare to come forward?"

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"Old Bi responded to "Happy Comedian"" appeared on the real-time hot search, and this also helped "Happy Comedian" attract a wave of popularity. Most people are more curious about this "Happy Comedian", and They opened "Happy Comedian" one after another to watch.

 I originally planned to get along with you as ordinary Chinese players, but what I got in exchange was alienation, stop pretending, I am a world-class player, and I have a showdown.

  Congratulations to Wuqiu King for surpassing Ronaldo in La Liga goals this season.

  Martial arts king's first goal in La Liga.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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