Super Red Packet

Chapter 54 Brother Zha's Monster Gift

"Brother Huo, I heard that you have a lot of Sichuan local specialties, get some for me next time!"

When Meng Xiaoben heard it, he laughed in his heart and said: Yes!Asked for return.

"No problem, brother Zha, I will definitely give it. However, I don't know how to send red envelopes, please teach me."

"It's very easy. You point your phone at the object, press to send a red envelope, and it will enter the screen by itself."

It turned out to be that simple.

………………

When Meng Xiaoben woke up, he ate fried dough sticks and walked towards the study room, thinking about what kind of red envelopes he would prepare for Brother Nezha.

In the Three Kingdoms, Meng Huo is from Sichuan, and Nezha asked me for Sichuan specialties.

Sichuan is so far away, I will fly to buy it?
No time either.

However, this Nezha doesn't know what Sichuan specialties are, so I might as well get something else, pretend to be Sichuan specialties and give it to him, just to make him happy.

This deep-fried dough stick can be found in every province in the country, and of course Sichuan also has it. Why don't you give him a deep-fried dough stick.

It is delicious and crispy, and Nezha must be happy when he bites into it.

Ok, that's it!

Meng Xiaoben came to the self-study room and saw no one in the classroom, so he sat in a corner, took out his mobile phone, and pointed the screen of the mobile phone at the fried dough sticks according to the method taught by Nezha.

One click to send.

Niang Xipi!
The fritters were gone immediately.

Hee, that's great, it's so easy to send.

After Meng Xiaoben sent the red envelopes, after a while, Nezha appeared and sent a private message:
"Brother Huo, thank you for the red envelope!"

"Ha, brother Nezha, how are you doing? Are you okay?"

"Very good, very good. A few days ago, Zhu Bajie whispered to me that he was a little weak, and asked me to take care of the Taishang Laojun to ask for a few pills to make up for it. How dare I ask Laojun for medicine? If my father King Tota found out and wanted to scold me again. So I asked Dantong and Yaotong to steal one or two pills. Although they agreed, they never succeeded. Brother Zhu asked me several times, I’m in a hurry. Now, just in time, I’ll give him this to eat, it’s sure to be a great tonic.”

Meng Xiaoben didn't understand what Nezha meant by "not working hard", but he didn't dare to ask, for fear that Nezha might suspect that he didn't understand anything and was a counterfeit.

After a while, Nezha suddenly sent a red envelope.

"You give me a red envelope?" Meng Xiaoben asked.

"To come and not to go is not a gentleman. If you give me a donkey root, I will return you a dragon whip."

Donkey root?Dragon Whip?
Nezha must have misunderstood and mistook fried dough sticks for donkey roots.

Isn't this a joke?
He also wants to take the fried dough sticks to Zhu Bajie to replenish his body!
"The one I gave you is not a donkey root!" Meng Xiaoben hurriedly explained.

"What are donkey roots? Deep-fried donkey roots, charred on the outside and tender on the inside! Brother Bajie must like it. He is a person who not only pays attention to quantity, but also to quality when it comes to bed."

Meng Xiaoben almost burst out laughing!
Okay, okay, what Nezha wants to do, that is his freedom!If the old pig is still "not working hard" after eating fried dough sticks, then don't blame me, Meng Huo, for not telling you beforehand.

Meng Xiaoben didn't explain anymore, so he clicked on the red envelope sent by Nezha.

"Congratulations, you have received the Shangyang Golden Spear from Nezha, which will never fail the Dragon Whip!"

Shangyang Golden Spear never down Dragon Whip?
From the name, it seems to be a Viagra product?

Meng Xiaoben looked at the wallet hesitantly, not daring to open the red envelope.It's scary just thinking about it, dragon whip, is it worth it?Can it fit in this classroom?
"How long is your dragon whip? I dare not open your red envelope, I'm afraid I won't be able to let it go at home."

Meng Xiaoben asked Nezha.

"It's not long, it's not long, and the dragon's whip is not long. Degenerate animals have short whips."

Hearing Nezha's explanation, Meng Xiaoben was relieved, pointed his finger, and gently opened the red envelope.

I saw a chopstick-like stick slowly protruding from the screen.

Meng Xiaoben grabbed it and looked at it, and couldn't help laughing: Is this the dragon whip?So short and so thin?Originally thought that the appearance of the real dragon was mighty, and the dragon whip was also powerful, but unexpectedly, it turned out to be the head of the silver wax spear.

It seems that all people or animals that are mighty on the surface also have weak points on the inside.

"What's the use of this...?" Meng Xiaoben asked.

"Haha, brother Meng Huo, you don't have to know, you won't forget it once you use it, you might as well try it out, just cut off a little bit with a knife, make tea and drink it, and make your husband and wife happy." Nezha wrote mysteriously.

Meng Xiaoben only has one woman, Yifei, and it is more than enough to deal with her. How can he use this kind of aphrodisiac?
Suddenly, Meng Xiaoben had an idea: Long Fei!

Long Fei!Dragon Whip!
A wonderful idea suddenly appeared!

Yes, just do it.

Meng Xiaoben quietly stuffed the dragon whip under the pillow, tilted his head, and fell asleep.

After getting up the next morning, Meng Xiaoben drove directly to a donkey meat restaurant in Jiangcheng City.

He bought four black donkey hooves and asked the boss to dry them and grind them into fine powder.

In the afternoon, the boss called and said that everything had been settled.

Meng Xiaoben drove to the donkey meat restaurant, the boss handed over a pack of donkey hoof powder to Meng Xiaoben, with a mysterious face on his face, and whispered: "Young man, there are quite a few people who come to me to buy black donkey hooves in this business." .I have never seen you with such delicate skin and tender flesh. Be careful. As the saying goes, "If you die in a hundred battles on the battlefield, you will return to the tomb robbers." Now that you have driven a Mercedes-Benz, why take risks? Wash your hands early. It's safe."

Meng Xiaoben laughed secretly: The boss regards me as a grave robber!

The hoof of the black donkey is a thing of pure yang, which can suppress evil and exorcise demons, and is a must-have for grave robbers.

Meng Xiaoben didn't explain, he said goodbye to the boss, went back to the dormitory, and put the package XZ in the box under the bed.

Nezha said that the Linglu Bodhisattva does not need nutrition within the first seven days of growth.After seven days, fertilizer must be applied every seven days.

Meng Xiaoben counted, from the day Yifei discovered the growth of Linglu Puzhi to now, five days have passed.In other words, at present, there is no need to feed it.If I feed it nutrition now, the value of my donkey hoof powder may not be reflected.

I might as well do a hunger marketing campaign for Yifei: Wait, after seven days, Linglu Bodhisattva will be deprived of nutrients. At that time, wouldn’t it be better for me to send charcoal in the snow?

Having made up his mind, Meng Xiaoben continued to concentrate on reviewing the final exam at school, no matter what Yifei called him, he would not go back to Dong's house.

Two days later in the afternoon, which was the seventh day after the Linglu Bodhisattva grew, Yifei called suddenly, with a very frightened voice: "Xiao Ben, something is wrong!"

"What's the matter? Are you so panicked?" Meng Xiaoben had already guessed what happened, so he deliberately remained calm.

"Where are you?"

"I'm studying at school."

"Come back soon, something happened, something happened."

"Why panic? I'm here, nothing major."

"That fairy grass has withered!"

"Are you kidding me? Yesterday you said it was fine and it was growing gratifyingly, but it withered after only one day?"

"Come back soon, I won't lie to you. If you don't come back, I will go to school with a flower pot to find you."

"Ancestor, don't come to school to shame yourself, I'll go back right away."

Meng Xiaoben put down the phone, took out a little bit of black donkey hoof powder from the box on the bed, put it in a cigarette case, went downstairs and drove away.

(End of this chapter)