Super Red Packet

Chapter 55

When she came to Dong's residence, Yifei clung to her warmly as soon as she entered, gnawing, biting and crying, releasing all the grievances of the past few days.

Meng Xiaoben was enduring the storm-like attack while secretly thinking: Is this girl true to me?

It seems that it is true love, if it is not true love, it means that there is no one in the world who is better at acting than her.

Don't care if she is sincere or not, just wait and see, anyway, I only have Qiongzi in my heart.

"Don't be too impatient, Ye, it's growing, let's go and see the jelly grass first." Meng Xiaoben said softly.

Yifei was stuck, Meng Xiaoben had no choice but to kiss her earnestly for a while, until her body softened, then she broke free and took Yifei to the flower room.

As soon as he entered the flower room, Meng Xiaoben's heart was shocked: the leaves of the Linglu Bodhisattva plant were withered, the stem was bent, and it fell down in the flower pot. It seemed lifeless.

Sure enough.

Meng Xiaoben picked up the flowerpot, looked at it carefully for a while, and said to Yifei: "It's sick!"

You can't tell the truth to her.

If you tell the truth, you lose the initiative.

"Ill? What kind of illness?"

"The Linglu Puzhi raised by my master also suffered from the same disease, which is called 'yin-yang cold'." Meng Xiaoben babbled nonsense, aiming to increase the importance of himself in cultivating Linglu Puzhi, so that Yifei would feel that Linglu Bodhi Lu Puzhi would not be able to survive without Meng Xiaoben.

"Yin-yang cold?"

"This fairy grass grows on the top of the Tianshan Mountains, above the ice and snow. It is an extremely cold thing. Later, it was transplanted in the heavens and received the pure yang energy of the heavens to form a body of cold yang. Infection, yin and yang imbalance, Qi channel blockage, so disease."

Meng Xiaoben's half-literate and half-white set was enough to make Yifei nothing but admiration.

"Then what should we do? Go back to your master and ask him for some medicinal materials."

"No need. This is a disease of yin and yang qi channels. It must be cured with qi, and no medicine is needed."

"That……"

"Of course it's me. Alas," Meng Xiaoben pretended to let out a long sigh, "It's going to consume my true energy again."

"Then..." Yifei was a little hesitant when she heard that she was going to consume her qi, "Then, after you've used up your zhenqi, isn't it... that you're bad in bed?"

"Of course."

"Then, forget it, don't treat it, I don't want you to consume your true energy, I want you to keep your true energy and put your strength on me, I am also a flower, and it is such an attractive flower. As Yifei said, she twisted her waist, and then, she took Meng Xiaoben's arm and was about to walk out of the flower room.

Meng Xiaoben laughed loudly: "Are you serious? Is it possible that I, Meng Xiaoben, are that capable? I can't cure the flowers on the bed after I've cured the flowers in the pot? Let me tell you, everything can be cured. All of them can be cured. Not to mention you and it, even if there are ten or eight more, Duo Duo can be cured submissively, without any objection."

When Yifei heard this, she was being teased again, she stretched out her hand, grabbed Meng Xiaoben, and threatened: "Damn! If you play me again, I will break you, and you will never get close again."

Meng Xiaoben was caught at the vital point, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Ancestor, let go quickly, let go quickly, I will never play tricks on you again."

When Yifei heard "No, no play", this is the negation of negation, it obviously means "playing still".She was angry in her heart: What a hob, he didn't even want his life, and he didn't admit defeat?
She exerted a little force on her hand, and Meng Xiaoben called out: "Little ancestor, my little ancestor, I will never play tricks on you again."

Seeing that Meng Xiaoben was scared, Yifei let go of her hand contentedly.

After flirting for a while, Meng Xiaoben regrouped and began to pretend to "show power".

Yifei stood aside, watching Meng Xiaoben's play with great interest and admiration.

He held luck with both palms, and his true energy immediately gathered in his palms.

With a little force, I saw a stream of white air emanating from the palm, reaching directly to Linglu Bodhisattva.

Yifei's admiration reached its peak as the white air shot out from her palm: My husband is really amazing!God-like existence!I have to take good care of such a husband, and I can't let other women snatch it away, let alone my fairy sister.

After a few seconds, Meng Xiaoben came back from his efforts, heaved a long sigh of relief, and said: "Okay, my true energy has penetrated the meridians of the fairy grass, and it will recover soon."

"Really? So effective? From now on, this fairy grass will depend entirely on you." Yifei said, sticking it on again, hugged Meng Xiaoben's neck, blew the fragrance into his nose, and asked softly, "Really? Will it affect me?"

"No, what you hear is false, what you see is not true, and practice is the test to be true. Little master, you can do it." Meng Xiaoben said with a straight chest, "Ten cards can be turned over" of the emperor.

"Hmph, if it doesn't work then, I'll crush this rotten flower right away."

"Yes, yes." Meng Xiaoben stood up and said, "Yifei, go get a half cup of pure water."

Yifei got the order and immediately left the flower room to fetch water.

Seeing her leave, Meng Xiaoben secretly took out a small paper bag from his bosom, opened it, picked up a little bit of black donkey's hoof powder with his fingernails, and sprinkled it under Linglu Bodhisattva.

It's just a little bit, and on the surface, there is no change at all.

After finishing, he immediately repacked the black donkey's hoof powder and hid it in the innermost layer of his wallet.

Yifei brought pure water, Meng Xiaoben took it, and gently poured it on the flower soil, allowing the black donkey's hoof powder to seep into the soil.

"Okay, just wait, it'll be fine."

After the two had dinner, when they went back to the flower room to check, a miracle happened: Linglu Bodhisattva stood upright again, full of vitality!

"You are amazing! You are not a human now, you are half human and half immortal." Yifei sincerely sighed.

"Hehe, hang out with me, and gradually you will become a half-immortal."

"I don't want to be a half-immortal. I want to be a full-fledged immortal. I want to be a complete immortal. I want to become an immortal now." Yifei looked at Meng Xiaoben tenderly.

For a few seconds, Meng Xiaoben didn't understand what she meant: I'm only a fucking half immortal, you want to become a full immortal?How can I have such a great skill to save you?Besides, if I can become a fairy, am I still here?My mother went to heaven to find Nezha, and borrowed his Hot Wheels to play.If you are lonely, it must be nice to find Chang'e or the Seven Fairies for a dip.

"Cultivating immortals requires a process, not just becoming immortal." Meng Xiaoben said in embarrassment.

"You've always been full of confidence. You can do it." Yifei said confidently, like a young newlywed woman encouraging her husband to go to the battlefield to kill the enemy.

"Me?" Meng Xiaoben suspected for the first time that his intelligence was insufficient.

"You still don't understand? You are so stupid!" Yifei looked at Meng Xiaoben, smacked her mouth, twisted her body, and her whole body swayed like a snake into a sine and cosine curve.

As Yifei spoke, her face turned crimson, her eyelashes lowered, like two small brushes, flickering and flickering, very moving.

Meng Xiaoben suddenly understood, patted the back of his head, and laughed at himself: "I'm really ignorant, I haven't even learned that idiom."

"Which idiom?" This time, it was Yifei's turn to not understand, as if in a fog.As far as the few books she read and read, she might really not know that idiom.

Meng Xiaoben lowered his head, leaned close to her ear, and said softly: "I want to be immortal, I want to die."

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(End of this chapter)