Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 364 How many grandmas die in a day
"My grandson? What kind of grandson? He must be talking nonsense!" Lao Shi's face changed suddenly.

"A child named Fu Bao looks fat and cute."

"Fubao? Oh, that's my good grandson." The old man smiled brightly: "Everything my family Fubao said is right."

Officer Wu frowned and said, "That's wrong, she said you went to learn from Lei Feng and do good deeds."

"Have I gone to do good deeds?" Laoshi pointed to his nose and laughed happily, as if Officer Wu had told a big joke: "Hahaha, I, Laoshi, learned from Lei Feng to do good deeds? Are you crazy? Are you? Is my old lady that kind of person?"

Officer Wu said with a straight face: "That's what Fubao said!"

"What did Fu Bao say?" Lao Shi was taken aback for a moment, then his smile faded, and his expression was serious: "Fu Bao is right, I just went to do good deeds, let me tell you, Officer Wu, I am a person who is enlightened. When I am taller, I usually like to do good deeds. For example, if I see someone who can’t finish eating loofahs, I will help her eat some; for example, if someone’s field has too much water, I will help put it in my own field; For example, if someone hosts a banquet, I’m afraid I won’t be able to eat it, so I’ll help take it home. For example, if someone’s daughter-in-law can’t conceive a child, I’ll help... Uh, I can’t help even if I want to. .”

Officer Wu: ...

"By the way, what good deeds did Fu Bao say I did? You know, I have done so many good deeds that I can't even remember them."

Officer Wu glanced at Lao Shi, and said, "She said you helped the old lady across the river! No, didn't you go to organize the funeral for your grandmother? Why did you help the old lady across the river?"

Lao Shi: ...

What's wrong with this child? How could it be said that she helped the old woman across the river?
Can crossing the river and holding a funeral be combined?

Lao Shi blinked and looked at Officer Wu: "That's right, I went to hold a funeral for my grandma, how do you think I became a good deed and helped my grandma cross the river?"

Officer Wu said angrily: "You ask me, who should I ask? Tell me, what's going on?"

"What's going on?" Laoshi wiped the sweat from her head, and suddenly she had a flash of light in her mind, and she smiled happily: "Oh, is it hard to explain this? It's like this, my grandma's house doesn't live Is it on the other side of the river? Does she have to do the funeral at the other side of the river? You think, my grandma is dead, so I can’t let her go to the other side of the river to hold her own funeral, right? No, After I helped my grandma cross the river, I will do the funeral."

Director Wu suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's what happened."

As soon as the old man breathed a sigh of relief, he heard Officer Wu say, "No, your grandson said that you helped more than 50 old grandmas cross the river. Did you kill more than 50 grandmas at once?"

"You just died more than 50 grandpas!" Laoshi stared at Officer Wu with a fierce look in his eyes.

Officer Wu also became angry: "Did I say this? Your grandson said it. If you don't believe me, call your grandson out! Fubao, Fubao..."

Fu Bao walked out, and when he saw Lao Shi, he flung himself into Lao Shi's arms coquettishly: "Grandma, grandma, you are back, I miss you so much."

The apex of Lao Shi's heart melted, and he hugged Fu Bao and kissed him: "Oh, grandma's treasure, grandma won't see you for a while, I almost want to hurt my heart."

Officer Wu gritted his teeth, feeling that his teeth were sore.

"Fubao, let me ask you, did you say that your grandma is doing good deeds and helping more than 50 old grandmas to cross the river?"

"That's right!" Fu Bao blinked his big bright eyes, and began to praise his grandma's daily life: "My grandma is kind. If there is nothing to do, I will help the old grandma to cross the river. Once I help her, I will help her for a day."

Lao Shi: ...

Hey, baby, don't blow it up, if you can support it for a day, how many old grandmas will die in a day?

　Laughing while writing, almost killed me.

　　Sure enough, it was cool for a while, and I was busy afterwards.I climbed a mountain once and delayed the normal update for a week. Now I have finally adjusted the time, and the zero-point update can resume tomorrow.mwah.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)