Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet

Chapter 365
Lao Shi leaned close to Fu Bao's ear and whispered: "Baby, what I can say to Director Wu is that I helped my grandma across the river, in order to attend a funeral for my grandma."

Fubao: ...

God, how can I make this up?

Isn't this embarrassing baby?

Fu Bao frowned in confusion, bit his fat little finger, and rolled his big eyes.

Wu Qian asked: "Lao Shi, do you understand now? Please give me an explanation!"

Lao Shi: ...

I can explain shit.

I want to say that these more than 50 old grandmas are all pushed to death, and you don't believe it.

In case you want to see people in life and dead bodies in death, where can I find more than 50 dead old ladies for you?

Lao Shi blinked and looked at Officer Wu in a daze.

Officer Wu urged: "You mean it, what's the use of staring at me?"

"Hehe... This thing happened like this... Then it happened again... In the end it ended up like this..." Laoshi said vaguely, "Do you understand now?"

"I don't understand!" Officer Wu said with a straight face, "What is this and that? If you can't explain clearly today, you can go to the commune with me and talk to Secretary Zhao."

"No!" Fu Bao yelled urgently.

In such a hurry, Fu Bao returned to his soul, and suddenly figured out how to answer.

"Grandpa, my grandma is right. My grandma just helped more than 50 old grandmas across the river. Let me ask you, is my ancestor too old?"

Officer Wu thought about it for a while. Although the old lady is in her 40s, she is the old daughter of the old village chief. The old village chief is almost [-], and the old village chief's mother is almost [-]?

Really old enough.

So nodded.

"That's right. My ancestor is going to have a funeral. Don't her friends go to see her off for the last time? My ancestor is almost a hundred people. Don't all her friends have to be about the same age as her? Those The old grandma is so old, why do you think my grandma can rest assured that they can cross the river by themselves? If they are allowed to swim over one by one, they will not be able to hold a collective funeral after swimming? So my grandma will help them cross the river to participate in the grandparents' festival It's a funeral, but my grandma saved their lives, isn't it a good deed?"

Laoshi said happily: "Yes, yes, yes, that's what my family Fubao said!"

Oh, Fubao is still smart.

After all, it is the gods in the world who descend to earth, and their brains move fast.

Officer Wu: ...

Well, that makes sense too.

"Okay, now that it's clear, I'm leaving."

"Grandpa, let's go." Fu Bao said politely from behind.

Officer Wu staggered again.

Can you not call him grandpa?
How many times has he said it?He is only in his 30s! More than 30!
When he got angry, he thought of Chen Pandi.

"No, that's not what your daughter-in-law said just now."

Officer Wu turned around and came back.

Lao Shi and Fu Bao looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and after they looked at each other stupidly, they said in unison: "What did my daughter-in-law (uncle) say?"

"She said you went to a meeting!"

Laoshi felt relieved, and said casually, "Yes, let's hold a memorial service."

Director Wu's eyes almost popped out: "What are you talking about? Your grandma is still holding a memorial service? Isn't your grandma just an old lady from the country? There is such a big scene?"

The old lady was not happy: "Hey, officer Wu, what are you talking about? My grandma died when she was almost a hundred years old. What a thing to show off? Don't hold a memorial service to let everyone know?"

Officer Wu: ...

So are you holding a memorial service to pay homage to the ancestors or to show off?
(End of this chapter)