Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet
Chapter 367
Chapter 367
Chen Pandi picked up the shining knife and rushed towards Officer Wu.
Officer Wu's face turned pale with fright, and he stammered: "You...you...what are you going to do? Let me tell you, I'm a state official, if you hurt me, it's against the law..."
Brother Chen Pan quickly hid behind Officer Wu, and did not forget to comfort Officer Wu: "Officer Wu, don't worry, you were still peeing and muddy when I was juggling the knife, I will never hurt you."
Officer Wu: ...
Lao Shi took off his shoes and threatened viciously: "Brother Chen Pan, come out!"
Chen Pandi showed his head a little, then quickly shrank back: "Mom, you think I'm stupid, so I won't come out."
"Can't you come out?"
"If you can't get out, you can't get out!"
"You won't come out, will you? That's fine!"
Lao Shi got angry and pointed the shoe directly at Chen Pandi's head and threw it over.
Brother Chen Pan couldn't see it well, he shrank his head and pushed his hand...
"Snapped!"
The shoe that Lao Shi threw over did not hit Chen Pandi, but just hit Officer Wu on the head.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The villagers who were attracted by the movement of the Shui family and watched this scene all burst into laughter.
Although the villagers are usually afraid of being a cadre, they are very happy when the cadre makes a fool of himself.
Officer Wu touched his face that hurt from the smash, and then looked at the muddy shoes on the ground, his face turned black with anger.
"You...you...you are simply too much!"
Officer Wu pointed at Laoshi's face, his face was flushed.
When the old lady saw that there was trouble, Ai Ai said: "I'm sorry, Officer Wu, I didn't mean it. Didn't I want to hit Brother Chen Pan? I didn't know that I accidentally hit you? Besides, I didn't know that you suddenly joined me!" come over?"
Officer Wu sneered: "Is it my fault to be sympathetic?"
"No, no, you're right, you're not wrong at all, it's all my fault if you say something wrong, don't be angry, come on, I'll wipe it for you..."
As soon as Lao Shi reached out to pick up a piece from the bamboo pole, he was about to wipe it on Officer Wu's head.
"You don't need to wipe it, I will wipe it myself!"
Officer Wu angrily snatched the cloth and wiped it on his face, put it under his nose and sniffed it: "Lao Shi, what kind of cloth are you? Why is it smelly?"
Before the old man could answer, Chen Pan had sharp eyes and shouted, "Mother, that's the butt washing cloth of the third son."
Officer Wu: ...
Lao Shi: ...
"Hahaha……"
The villagers leaned forward and backward with laughter, and almost pouted.
Officer Wu's face turned blue and white, and he threw the butt wipe on the ground.
"You...you...good old lady, just wait and see!"
Officer Wu was really angry this time, he turned around and was about to leave with the cart.
Seeing that the old lady didn't like it, he immediately grabbed the back seat of the car and said with a flattering smile: "Don't be angry, Officer Wu, it's almost time for dinner, shall we leave after dinner?"
"Don't try to bribe me with a meal! Lao Shi, let me tell you, I am a cadre of the people, I am upright and honest, and I don't take the common people's stitches!"
Laoshi thought about it: "Isn't one meal not enough? How about another dinner? Two meals are already my bottom line, and I can't add more."
Officer Wu: ...
"Hahaha……"
The villagers laughed wildly.
Officer Wu was so angry that his chest was puffed up, this time he just pushed Laoshi away, got on his bicycle and was about to leave.
The old lady said anxiously: "Brother Chen Pan, you loser, why don't you keep Officer Wu?"
Brother Chen Pan saw that this was a good opportunity to make amends.
She took three steps in parallel, then sat down on the beam of the bicycle, and turned her head to look at Director Wu with a beautiful smile: "Officer Wu, if you want to go, you can take me with you!"
Lao Shi: ...
Officer Wu: ...
Fubao: ...
(End of this chapter)
Chen Pandi picked up the shining knife and rushed towards Officer Wu.
Officer Wu's face turned pale with fright, and he stammered: "You...you...what are you going to do? Let me tell you, I'm a state official, if you hurt me, it's against the law..."
Brother Chen Pan quickly hid behind Officer Wu, and did not forget to comfort Officer Wu: "Officer Wu, don't worry, you were still peeing and muddy when I was juggling the knife, I will never hurt you."
Officer Wu: ...
Lao Shi took off his shoes and threatened viciously: "Brother Chen Pan, come out!"
Chen Pandi showed his head a little, then quickly shrank back: "Mom, you think I'm stupid, so I won't come out."
"Can't you come out?"
"If you can't get out, you can't get out!"
"You won't come out, will you? That's fine!"
Lao Shi got angry and pointed the shoe directly at Chen Pandi's head and threw it over.
Brother Chen Pan couldn't see it well, he shrank his head and pushed his hand...
"Snapped!"
The shoe that Lao Shi threw over did not hit Chen Pandi, but just hit Officer Wu on the head.
"Ha ha ha ha……"
The villagers who were attracted by the movement of the Shui family and watched this scene all burst into laughter.
Although the villagers are usually afraid of being a cadre, they are very happy when the cadre makes a fool of himself.
Officer Wu touched his face that hurt from the smash, and then looked at the muddy shoes on the ground, his face turned black with anger.
"You...you...you are simply too much!"
Officer Wu pointed at Laoshi's face, his face was flushed.
When the old lady saw that there was trouble, Ai Ai said: "I'm sorry, Officer Wu, I didn't mean it. Didn't I want to hit Brother Chen Pan? I didn't know that I accidentally hit you? Besides, I didn't know that you suddenly joined me!" come over?"
Officer Wu sneered: "Is it my fault to be sympathetic?"
"No, no, you're right, you're not wrong at all, it's all my fault if you say something wrong, don't be angry, come on, I'll wipe it for you..."
As soon as Lao Shi reached out to pick up a piece from the bamboo pole, he was about to wipe it on Officer Wu's head.
"You don't need to wipe it, I will wipe it myself!"
Officer Wu angrily snatched the cloth and wiped it on his face, put it under his nose and sniffed it: "Lao Shi, what kind of cloth are you? Why is it smelly?"
Before the old man could answer, Chen Pan had sharp eyes and shouted, "Mother, that's the butt washing cloth of the third son."
Officer Wu: ...
Lao Shi: ...
"Hahaha……"
The villagers leaned forward and backward with laughter, and almost pouted.
Officer Wu's face turned blue and white, and he threw the butt wipe on the ground.
"You...you...good old lady, just wait and see!"
Officer Wu was really angry this time, he turned around and was about to leave with the cart.
Seeing that the old lady didn't like it, he immediately grabbed the back seat of the car and said with a flattering smile: "Don't be angry, Officer Wu, it's almost time for dinner, shall we leave after dinner?"
"Don't try to bribe me with a meal! Lao Shi, let me tell you, I am a cadre of the people, I am upright and honest, and I don't take the common people's stitches!"
Laoshi thought about it: "Isn't one meal not enough? How about another dinner? Two meals are already my bottom line, and I can't add more."
Officer Wu: ...
"Hahaha……"
The villagers laughed wildly.
Officer Wu was so angry that his chest was puffed up, this time he just pushed Laoshi away, got on his bicycle and was about to leave.
The old lady said anxiously: "Brother Chen Pan, you loser, why don't you keep Officer Wu?"
Brother Chen Pan saw that this was a good opportunity to make amends.
She took three steps in parallel, then sat down on the beam of the bicycle, and turned her head to look at Director Wu with a beautiful smile: "Officer Wu, if you want to go, you can take me with you!"
Lao Shi: ...
Officer Wu: ...
Fubao: ...
(End of this chapter)
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