Fubao wears books and becomes a group pet
Chapter 368 The more you open, the better
Chapter 368 The more you open, the better (laughing)
The villagers burst into laughter again.
Officer Wu just threw away the bicycle and didn't leave. He stood at the door and looked at Lao Shi coldly.
"Okay, won't you let me go? That's okay, continue to explain what happened just now."
Lao Shi was dumbfounded.
Let Officer Wu go. When Officer Wu tells the secretary what happened, there will definitely be no good fruit for her.
Don't let Director Wu go, how can that lie be fulfilled?
Where can she go to the meeting attended by provincial and city leaders?She has to speak at the meeting?
Laoshi was so angry that he grabbed Chen Pandi's ear.
"Oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, mother, take it easy, hurry up and take it easy."
The old lady roared: "Fuck you! You stupid bitch, a funeral star, a gossip full of trains!
Didn't I just hold a memorial service for my grandma? How dare you say that the provincial and city leaders are here?
My mother, how can you blow it so well?It is impossible for the provincial and city leaders to come if I am dead! "
Everyone laughed so hard that they almost passed away.
Even Officer Wu, who was so angry just now, couldn't help but twitched his lips.
Brother Chen Pan is still wronged.
How did I know you would talk about holding a memorial service?
Can you blame me for not making up a lie yourself?
Didn't I just do this to give you some face?
Officer Wu wasn't so stupid. Although he didn't know if Lao Shi's grandma really held a memorial service, he also knew that it would be impossible for the provincial and city leaders to attend. It must be Chen Pandi's bragging.
But just now he suffered such a big grievance, no matter what, he had to make things difficult for the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
So he sneered and said, "Go ahead, you should continue to explain clearly."
Laoshi and Chen Pandi looked at each other in blank dismay.
The two glanced at each other, then pointed to Fu Bao who was eating fat hands and said in unison: "Ask Fu Bao, she knows!"
Fubao: ...
Is this my grandma?
Is this my uncle?
Fu Bao blinked his big eyes, about to cry.
How can she make up this?
She is still a baby.
She is still a child.
But is it possible to watch grandma and auntie being taken to the commune by Officer Wu?
You will be criticized if you deceive the leaders of the commune.
Fu Bao was so worried that his face almost wrinkled into the folds of a steamed bun.
She looked up at grandma and auntie.The two were looking at her with loving eyes of "I believe you will do it".
Fubao: ...
"Ah, I remembered." Fubao chubby patted his head with his hand: "It's like this, the village next door happened to hold a memorial service for an old Red Army grandfather, and the provincial and city leaders came to attend. After walking to the village of my ancestors, I saw, hey, there is still a dead person here, come here, don’t waste it, let’s participate together. In this way, they participated in the memorial service of my ancestors We will."
Officer Wu: ...
Can this be rounded?
Laoshi and Chen Pandi were overjoyed, hugged Fubao and kissed fiercely for a while, and then said to Officer Wu confidently: "Yes, that's what our Fubao said!"
"Fubao, why are you so smart?"
"Fubao, you are indeed my lucky star!"
Fu Bao raised his head and said proudly: "Of course, Fu Bao is the smartest."
"exactly."
The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law smiled lovingly at Fu Bao, and they couldn't see anyone except Fu Bao in their eyes.
Officer Wu's eyes hurt for a while, he said with a cold face: "Wait, don't be happy, I haven't finished yet."
The old man's smiling face suddenly became vicious, and he yelled at Chen Pandi: "You dead woman lost her family star, tell me, what else did you say?"
Chen Pandi was so frightened that his voice changed: "I... I... I didn't say anything? I just said... said..."
Laoshi said angrily, "What the hell did you say!"
Chen Pandi closed his eyes, and shouted at the top of his voice: "This is a successful meeting, this is a successful meeting, this is a happy meeting, the more such meetings are held, the better!"
Lao Shi: ...
Fubao: ...
The more funerals you have, the better?
Are you not afraid of being beaten to death?
(End of this chapter)
The villagers burst into laughter again.
Officer Wu just threw away the bicycle and didn't leave. He stood at the door and looked at Lao Shi coldly.
"Okay, won't you let me go? That's okay, continue to explain what happened just now."
Lao Shi was dumbfounded.
Let Officer Wu go. When Officer Wu tells the secretary what happened, there will definitely be no good fruit for her.
Don't let Director Wu go, how can that lie be fulfilled?
Where can she go to the meeting attended by provincial and city leaders?She has to speak at the meeting?
Laoshi was so angry that he grabbed Chen Pandi's ear.
"Oh, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, mother, take it easy, hurry up and take it easy."
The old lady roared: "Fuck you! You stupid bitch, a funeral star, a gossip full of trains!
Didn't I just hold a memorial service for my grandma? How dare you say that the provincial and city leaders are here?
My mother, how can you blow it so well?It is impossible for the provincial and city leaders to come if I am dead! "
Everyone laughed so hard that they almost passed away.
Even Officer Wu, who was so angry just now, couldn't help but twitched his lips.
Brother Chen Pan is still wronged.
How did I know you would talk about holding a memorial service?
Can you blame me for not making up a lie yourself?
Didn't I just do this to give you some face?
Officer Wu wasn't so stupid. Although he didn't know if Lao Shi's grandma really held a memorial service, he also knew that it would be impossible for the provincial and city leaders to attend. It must be Chen Pandi's bragging.
But just now he suffered such a big grievance, no matter what, he had to make things difficult for the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.
So he sneered and said, "Go ahead, you should continue to explain clearly."
Laoshi and Chen Pandi looked at each other in blank dismay.
The two glanced at each other, then pointed to Fu Bao who was eating fat hands and said in unison: "Ask Fu Bao, she knows!"
Fubao: ...
Is this my grandma?
Is this my uncle?
Fu Bao blinked his big eyes, about to cry.
How can she make up this?
She is still a baby.
She is still a child.
But is it possible to watch grandma and auntie being taken to the commune by Officer Wu?
You will be criticized if you deceive the leaders of the commune.
Fu Bao was so worried that his face almost wrinkled into the folds of a steamed bun.
She looked up at grandma and auntie.The two were looking at her with loving eyes of "I believe you will do it".
Fubao: ...
"Ah, I remembered." Fubao chubby patted his head with his hand: "It's like this, the village next door happened to hold a memorial service for an old Red Army grandfather, and the provincial and city leaders came to attend. After walking to the village of my ancestors, I saw, hey, there is still a dead person here, come here, don’t waste it, let’s participate together. In this way, they participated in the memorial service of my ancestors We will."
Officer Wu: ...
Can this be rounded?
Laoshi and Chen Pandi were overjoyed, hugged Fubao and kissed fiercely for a while, and then said to Officer Wu confidently: "Yes, that's what our Fubao said!"
"Fubao, why are you so smart?"
"Fubao, you are indeed my lucky star!"
Fu Bao raised his head and said proudly: "Of course, Fu Bao is the smartest."
"exactly."
The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law smiled lovingly at Fu Bao, and they couldn't see anyone except Fu Bao in their eyes.
Officer Wu's eyes hurt for a while, he said with a cold face: "Wait, don't be happy, I haven't finished yet."
The old man's smiling face suddenly became vicious, and he yelled at Chen Pandi: "You dead woman lost her family star, tell me, what else did you say?"
Chen Pandi was so frightened that his voice changed: "I... I... I didn't say anything? I just said... said..."
Laoshi said angrily, "What the hell did you say!"
Chen Pandi closed his eyes, and shouted at the top of his voice: "This is a successful meeting, this is a successful meeting, this is a happy meeting, the more such meetings are held, the better!"
Lao Shi: ...
Fubao: ...
The more funerals you have, the better?
Are you not afraid of being beaten to death?
(End of this chapter)
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