Three Kingdoms Swept the World II

Chapter 328 Eating "Tang Monk"

"What? Master was taken away by a monster?" Sun Wukong rounded his golden cudgel and said angrily, "Where is the monster, how dare you arrest my old grandson's master!"

Ma Chao, the little white horse, was more careful, and said, "Senior brother Wujing, what about the second senior brother?"

Sha Moke danced for a while, and said in a panic: "The second senior brother was also captured by the monster, and Cao Yuan and Liu were all captured by the monster!"

"Why weren't you captured by the monster?" Ma Chao asked.

"Huh? Yes, why haven't I been taken away?" Sha Moke couldn't figure it out, and suddenly his heart moved, and he shouted: "It must be a monster who sees that my appearance is similar to them..."

Sun Ce and Ma Chao looked at Sha Wujing, and saw the disheveled brown hair and blue eyes. They looked at each other and said in unison, "Sure enough, it was the wild monster who took Master away!"

The apprentices escorted the master to the west, but the master was captured by a monster, which is not bad!
Ever since, the eldest brother Sun Wukong, with the little white horse and Sha Wujing, went straight to the monster's cave.

On the other hand, in the center of the island, there is a village built at the foot of the mountain.In the stockade, there are round thatched cottages.It is estimated that there are hundreds of people, men, women and children.Life is so simple that there is only a ring of tree leaves around the waist, and the rest is naked.

Strong men, holding weapons in their hands, these weapons are strange in shape.They were either stone tools or bone weapons, and some simply held big bone sticks with white marks painted on their faces.

These people surrounded a big grass shed, chattering and screaming.

In the shed, Qin Feng and the others were all tied up.Qin, Cao and Yuan were tied to the ground, while Liu Bei and Zhu Bajie were tied to a high place.At this time, Qin Feng and his second apprentice Zhu Huanzhi are like Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie caught by monsters, except that there are more Cao Yuanliu around.

Liu Bei was right next to Zhu Bajie, his big ears twitching in horror.When Qin Feng saw it, he thought it was right. Lending your ear to my second apprentice is the real Eight Precepts.

In fact, ever since he was caught, Qin Feng was furious in his heart. He said, "Every step of the way deserves disaster. Monk Tang has to stand aside. I thought it was a deserted island, but I didn't expect there to be natives. We are the primitive people on the island. Someone caught it."

"Primitive!" Cao Yuanliu and Zhu Huan were shocked.

Qin Feng shook his head and sighed bitterly.

At this time, a group of primitive people rushed in from outside.The head is a burly and strong man with patterns all over his body and parrot feathers on his head.He was holding a thigh bone stick in his hand, which was extremely thick.This man was vicious and full of muscles, much stronger than ordinary primitive people.

These primitive people all have purple hair and blue eyeballs.

Qin Feng's later generations had studied history and saw that the crowd was headed by this strong man, so they said nothing. It seems that this tribe has passed the stage of matrilineal clan communes.

At this time, beside the strong man, a skinny old man who looked like a wizard pointed at Qin Feng and said, "Chief, how to deal with these outsiders."

The parrot feather hat on the chief's head flicked, and he shouted: "Eat them all, you are dead!" He pointed to Liu Bei who was hanging in mid-air, and said: "This guy has delicate skin and tender meat, let's start with him. Leave all the ears to this chief."

It seems that primitive people also want to eat "Tang Seng".

Including Qin Feng, everyone was shocked by the primitive man.

Although Qin Feng had told Cao Yuanliu about primitive people, it was the first time he had seen real primitive people, and he panicked for a while.

At this time, Liu Bei was pointed at by the chief, his liver and gallbladder were torn, and he shouted: "Master Hou, Lord Hou, what did he say?"

"How do I know, I'm not a god! Huh? Wait..." Qin Feng suddenly discovered that these primitive people spoke Roman.He didn't know why these primitive people spoke Roman, but it was always good to understand.He said to Liu Bei: "There are many ringworms, this man said he wants to eat you."

"What? Or cannibals?" Liu Bei was so frightened that his whole body burned, and his big ears slapped fiercely in fright.

At this time, the chief pointed at Qin Feng again, and said, "The one next to it is too dark, eat this first. I will eat two of them today." After speaking, the chief turned around and was about to leave.

Liu Bei screamed: "Master Hou, he wants to eat you too, you can't let him eat you, fool you, fool you!"

Because the three of Qin, Cao and Yuan were together, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao only thought that the primitive people wanted to eat them.Their livers and gallbladders were torn apart, Cao Cao's face turned purple, Yuan Shao's face turned blue, the two of them didn't care about the three sevens and two ones, and exclaimed: "Brother Zijin, hurry up and fool him!"

Qin Feng's face twitched for a while, and he said, "You guys are fooling around when you say you are fooling? How can you fool?"

Liu Bei felt that he was going to die, and he shouted without hesitation: "Master Hou, do you still need to think about fooling people? Just fool this primitive man as much as you want to fool me!"

"That's right..., Zijin fooled around casually, all the officials in the court are not one, this primitive man must not be Zijin's opponent." Cao Cao and Yuan Shao nodded in shock.

Qin Feng's face twitched wildly again, thinking that he was scared, and he was telling the truth.He pondered for a while, and there was really no way to fool primitive people.However, at a critical moment, a bright spot appeared in his mind.This comes from the old Journey to the West in later generations.

In the TV series, when Tang Seng was caught, the only way for the monster to treat him was to eat him.But at this time, Tang Seng always brought out his big apprentice Sun Wukong to scare the monsters.Monsters don't dare to eat him anymore, they usually wait until they catch Monkey King and eat them together.

How can monsters catch Monkey King?So Tang Seng is safe.

For Qin Feng, although primitive people are not monsters, they are not far from monsters, and he also has a great apprentice, Monkey King.

So, he decided to use his big apprentice Sun Wukong to deal with primitive people.

At this time, the chief didn't leave when he saw Qin Feng and the others yelling. He turned around and repeated the most common word Cao Yuanliu said in lame words, "Huhu...you?"

"What do you mean by flickering?" the chief couldn't help asking Qin Feng.

Qin Feng's eyebrows twitched, and he said in his heart that you don't understand what flickering means, that's great, and I won't tell you about animal husbandry either.He started to fool around, saying: "This chief, you have something to say."

The chief didn't expect Qin Fengfeng to say their tribe's words. He was very surprised, turned around and said, "Overseas barbarians, what do you want to say? This chief has eaten many of your tribe who floated from the sea, so you don't want to play tricks."

Qin Feng calmed down and said, "You can't eat me yet."

The chief's blue eyes stared, and said, "Why can't I eat you?"

Qin Feng licked his chapped lips, and had no choice but to imitate Tang Seng and say: "My big disciple, Sun Wukong, is very capable. If you eat me, my big disciple will definitely eat you all."

"You have an apprentice, Monkey King, who eats people?" the chief asked in shock.

Qin Feng nodded. Although he was flustered in his heart, his expression was not flustered, thanks to the practice in the drama academy of later generations.Instead, he said self-confidently: "Yes, my great apprentice Sun Wukong is known as the Great Sage Who Eats the Sky, and once 10 people came to beat him, all of them were eaten by him."

The wizard at the side was startled and shouted, "How many people are 10 people?"

Qin Feng's eyelids twitched wildly, and he said, "Anyway, there are a lot of people."

In fact, Qin Feng is talking to Hu Bi Lie, but when facing primitive people, if you speak well, he may not listen to you, but if you are Hu Bi Lie, he will mutter instead.

After the chief and the wizard muttered for a while, the chief was furious, swung the thigh bone stick in his hand wildly, and shouted to Qin Feng: "We "rob" the tribe. We are not afraid of heaven and earth. This chief is better than your big apprentice." Great, this chief is not afraid, I will eat you today!"

"Oh?" Qin Feng was taken aback, thinking what is the situation?It's easy for Tang Seng to say it, but it's not easy for the master to say it?His heart skipped a beat, and he hurriedly said again: "Chief, why don't we have a discussion, have you seen the one with the big ears, so, so, so, so... My big apprentice is here, if you can beat him , you are eating me, how?"

The chief hesitated.

At this time, Cao Cao asked with a purple face, "Zi Jin, what are you talking to this primitive man?"

Qin Feng sighed, and said: "This is the "Jie" tribe. This person is the village chief. He won't listen to me and insists on eating us."

Cao Cao was startled and shouted: "The robbery tribe, the tribe that specializes in robbery!"

Yuan Shao shook his head and said, "Then what should we do?"

Qin Feng frowned, and said: "I'm discussing with him. If it doesn't work, I will eat ringworm first. Ringworm has big ears and fat meat... Then, buy some time, my eldest apprentice Sun Wukong and fourth apprentice Little White Horse will come , they can fight..."

"Yes, yes, yes... delay, wait for Wukeng and the others to come." Cao Cao shouted.

Yuan Shao's head was as big as a bucket, and he hurriedly said: "It makes sense, first eat ringworm..."

"Shameless!" Liu Bei, who was hanging in mid-air, yelled, spit out a mouthful of green water, and shouted in panic: "My lord, don't eat me, eat Qin Zijin first, Cao Mengde is also fine, Yuan Benchu ​​has a big head, and it smells delicious when stewed... .”

Including Qin Feng, they were all in a panic, and they couldn't care less for their lives.They all shouted: "Eat the meat first, the meat is fat and oily, whether it is frying or frying, it is very good!"

Chief "Jie" used the thigh bone stick in his hand to hit Qin Feng for a while, and Liu Bei for a while. It seemed that he was making the last choice.

The wizard at the side hurriedly said: "Chief, if it doesn't work, let's eat the big ears. If what this person said is true, for the sake of safety, we should catch this person's big apprentice, Sun Wukong, and then eat their master and apprentice."

Qin Feng breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the words. For him, the development of the plot can be regarded as returning to the script.

So, when the chief touched Liu Bei, his primitive soldiers rushed up, dragged Liu Bei off and dragged him out.

Liu Bei's chrysanthemum was tight and he wanted to urinate frequently. He spat out green water and shouted: "Don't eat me, I'm thick and I can't chew it!"

When Qin Feng heard the words, he felt that Liu Bei was the real second apprentice, and Ba Jie's lines were all taken away.

Cao Cao was afraid that the chief would change his mind, so he hurriedly shouted: "Don't be afraid of thick meat, just marinate it and it will be fine."

Liu Bei died immediately after hearing the words, and cried out: "Master Hou, save me, save me! I have followed Master Hou for many years, and I have worked hard without merit. Master Hou can't just give the evil to the monsters to eat..."

Qin Feng's expression that I can't do it anymore. As a master, he was caught in the monster's cave, just like Tang Seng, and he stared blankly.

"Where are you, Wukong, come quickly, otherwise, the next one to be eaten will be a teacher..." Qin Feng thought like Tang Seng.

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