Three Kingdoms Swept the World II

Chapter 329 Super Big Reversal

The primitive man wanted to take Liu Bei away and eat him.

Liu Bei was so frightened that he farted several times, but he was clever and shouted: "My brother is dirty, I don't want to eat it, let's eat the last three first!"

Qin Feng's eyebrows twitched wildly, and he said in his heart that you are Yudi, whoever you will eat if you don't eat him.

The chief frowned when he saw that Liu Bei was shitting and urinating, he was indeed dirty, and looked at Qin Feng.

Qin Feng hurriedly said: "So, so, so, so..., chief, let him be honest."

The chief stared and shouted, "This is really true."

"There is absolutely no falsehood." Qin Feng said with certainty.

The wizard was overjoyed, and hurriedly shouted: "Then what are you waiting for, hurry up and take this Yudi down to wash it, clean it, skewer it, and roast it. The chief will eat first, and I will be second..."

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao went in without knowing it, but they also saw some tricks, and hurriedly said: "Zi Jin, what did you tell them just now? Let them plan to eat Liu Bei first again."

Qin Feng said: "I told these primitive people that ringworm mostly came from the big man in the east, and he was the younger brother of the royal family. If you eat a piece of his meat, you can live forever..."

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao looked at each other and couldn't help showing admiration.

But Liu Bei's liver and gallbladder were broken when he pricked up his ears, and shouted: "Immortal? Master Hou, you are too despicable and shameless. You can think of such reasons."

Qin Feng thought to himself, didn't he come up with it, it was thought up by Wu Chengen's junior, so I will use it first.It seems that this immortality is attractive to monsters, and the monsters are happy.

Just when the primitive people were about to drag Liu Bei away, a small primitive soldier came in suddenly and shouted: "So, so, so, so, so..., chief, three people came outside and asked us to let their master go. If not, our village will be wiped out."

Hearing this, the chief's ferocious big face was gloomy, and he shouted, "It comes from the sea, and I've never seen it pulled like this!" He glared at Qin Feng, then looked at the thigh bone stick in his hand, and shouted: "Let's eat later, all go out with me, kill those three people, and eat together later."

Ever since, the primitive people shook their buttocks and stomped their feet while screaming and screaming, and they all followed the chief.

Qin Feng breathed a sigh of relief, and then he really sat down.After Cao Cao and Yuan Shao let out a sigh of relief, they collapsed to the ground.

Liu Bei's whole body was tied up, and he was like a big caterpillar, bowing his pupa to Qin Feng and the others.Although he was very angry that the third master of the capital always threw him away at critical moments, after all, Qin Feng and the others were the only group of their kind here.

At this time, Zhu Bajie, who was hanging in the air, said shamelessly: "Master, Bajie is incompetent and failed to protect Master, but it doesn't matter, the senior brother is here..."

Liu Bei slapped his ears and shouted: "I know why your master gave you the name Wu Neng back then. It's either Wu Keng, or Incompetence, and there's Endless, which is Endless Falling into the Pit and Incompetent." ...."

Qin Feng was taken aback, and thought to himself that when Master Wu Chengen named him, did he also think so?He was furious and kicked Liu Bei with one kick.

"Ouch~."

On the other hand, the chief left their village with more than 100 primitive soldiers.

The chief held the thigh bone stick and saw three people outside.One of them was fully clothed and held a golden stick in his hand.Another person is holding a silver-colored Shenwei Tiger Gun, and another person is holding a handy shovel.

The weapons of the three Monkey Kings are too powerful, much more powerful than the bone sticks and stone tools in the hands of primitive people.

The chief's heart sank, but fortunately, there were many others, so he became more courageous.

The three Monkey Kings who saw the primitive man for the first time were also taken aback, mainly because of the primitive man's attire.With disheveled hair and "ghost painting" all over the body, except for the chief who has a fur coat, the others only wear leaves.

The chief whirled the bone stick twice, adding to his power, and shouted: "Are you that Monkey King?"

Sun Ce didn't understand before, but he understood the word "Sun Wukong". He put one hand on his waist, pointed at himself with the other thumb, and said, "That's right, your grandfather is Sun Wukong. If you are sensible, let my master go. Otherwise, you will all be beaten to death, leaving no one behind!"

The chief didn't understand anything except the word Sun Wukong.

Both sides couldn't understand, but they both knew they had found the right person, so let's start the fight.

Seeing the chief spread his arms, Sun Ce only thought that when he was about to make a move, he saw his mouth opened and his tongue stuck out, "Hehehehehehe..."

The chief stuck out his tongue for a while like a child, but "frightened" the three of Sun Ce, thinking that this man looks big and big, why can't he use his brain?

After the chief stuck out his tongue, there was another burst of gorilla-like chest beating, puffing.The other primitive people immediately became excited, sticking out their tongues and beating their chests.

It turned out that this was a demonstration of primitive people before the battle.

Sun Ce and the others don't understand.Sun Ce was furious, and shouted, "Don't scream and jump like a child, give me a stick from my old grandson!"

I saw Sun Ce galloping past, and when he jumped up in the air, he was illuminated by the Buddha's light in the Bodhidharma stick technique.The golden golden cudgel in his hand reflects the sun, and the golden light shines in all directions, which is really the appearance of the Buddha's light.

Primitives fight by brute force, even if they dodge a little, they are learning the movements of animals.

In order to save his master, Sun Ce tried his best. His astonishing blow was placed in the Three Kingdoms. If his force was not over [-], he would not be able to take over at all, let alone a chief of a primitive tribe.

The chief had no way to dodge, but raised his thigh bone stick to parry.

Click, Peng~.

At the first sound, the thigh bone stick was shattered into bone dregs, and at the second sound, the chief was knocked to the ground by Sun Ce's stick.

Uh~.All the primitive people present stopped sticking out their tongues, and stopped beating their chests.They all retreated for a while, and then squatted on the ground, looking at Sun Ce with fearful eyes.In the hearts of these primitive people, their chief is the most powerful existence.No matter what kind of threat it is, the chief only needs to swing his thigh bone stick to settle it.

Now, however, came a man with an even stronger stick.

With just one move, Sun Ce beat the chief to the ground. When he raised the golden golden cudgel, he shocked all the primitive people.

"As expected of a senior brother!" Shamoke danced and shouted again: "If it wasn't for the surprise attack by these monsters, we wouldn't be able to catch Master!"

Sun Ce lifted the chief with one hand, but he showed mercy in the end, the chief was not dead, "Release my master quickly, if not, I will kill all of you and leave no one behind!"

The chief was defeated with one move. Only then did he know how powerful Sun Ce was. He remembered Qin Feng's words again, "The Great Sage Eats Heaven and has eaten 10 people, more than his tribe."

People at the primitive tribal stage like the chief immediately gave in, and shouted: "Great Sage, spare me, I didn't eat your master, so I will release you immediately."

Although Sun Ce didn't understand what the chief said, he also saw something in his eyes begging for mercy, so he threw the chief out and shouted: "Quickly release my master, if not, be careful my old grandson!" The stick in your hand!"

"Yes yes yes..." The chief ran back to the village on all fours.The other primitive people also followed him back to the village in a swarm.

After a while, the chief came to the big shed where Qin Feng and the others were imprisoned.

When Qin Feng and the others saw the chief coming, they panicked, especially Liu Bei, who had already bit his cuffs, looking like a big girl who was about to be victimized.

"Hey hey..." The chief forced a smile, but it was more embarrassing than crying, which surprised Qin Feng and the others.

"Eat him!" Qin, Cao and Yuan each pointed a finger at Liu Bei.

"Eat them!" Liu Bei hastily stretched out two hands, pointing at Qin Feng and the others.

"Eat him!" Zhu Huan, who was hanging in the air, pointed to Liu Bei.

Liu Bei hastily stretched out a hand and pointed at Zhu Huan, and his expression was already about to cry.

The chief's face changed first. Since last year, there has been no meat on the island.He really wanted to eat Qin Feng and the others, but he didn't dare.He walked over with a smile on his face, knelt down to Qin Feng, and said: "Your grand apprentice is here, and I will send you out immediately."

Cao Yuanliu looked at it and couldn't wait to ask: "What's the situation, what's the situation?"

Qin Feng was overjoyed, "My big disciple Sun Wukong is here, and it seems that he has conquered them."

Cao Yuanliu was overjoyed, hugged into a ball, and shouted: "Zijin, get out of here quickly."

Unexpectedly, Qin Feng lay down and said, "I'm not leaving yet."

Everyone was dumbfounded, Cao Yuan and Liu Xin said Qin Zijin, you are fine, why don't you leave?
The chief cried and said, "If you don't leave, my little tribe will be eaten up by your mighty disciples."

Qin Feng was not pretentious, and said directly: "How about this, you promise me one thing, and we will leave after we finish."

"What's the matter?" the chief stared at the two eyeballs.

Qin Feng smiled and said: "My boat is broken, you are responsible for collecting materials and helping to repair the boat. Before we leave, we will eat, drink and entertain you."

The chief was convinced, and he immediately said: "Please don't worry, as long as you don't eat us, we will help you repair the ship."

Qin Feng nodded in satisfaction. After he told Cao Yuan and Liu, the three of them gave a thumbs up and said in unison, "Tall, it's really tall."

In this way, Qin Feng became the uncle of the "Jie" tribe.The chief entertained them with the best food, and sent people to collect wood to help Qin Feng and the others repair the boat.

When Qin Cao Yuanliu walked out of the shed, Cao Yuanliu saw the mountains of the primitive tribe's women with long legs like forests, his eyes widened and he was stunned.

Cao Cao's face darkened, and he exclaimed, "Really, really, just like what Zijin said before, primitive people don't wear clothes!"

Yuan Shao's head was as big as a bucket, and he said: "Oh, primitive men are so happy!"

Liu Bei flicked his big ears, and when the corner of his mouth was drooling, he stretched out his two paws, scratching everywhere in the air with dull eyes.

Two days passed in a blink of an eye, and Cao Yuanliu faced primitive women who didn't wear clothes every day. Although these women didn't know how to make up, they were all slim and long-legged. They couldn't bear it.

That night, Cao Cao went out to take a urinate, and he saw the primitive woman again, he couldn't stand it anymore.After he came back from the outside, he saw Yuan Shao and Liu Bei in the same dormitory, and said, "Have you heard a story?"

"Story?" Yuan Shao and Liu Bei looked at each other and walked over.

After a while, Cao Yuan and Liu sat together in a triangle with their legs crossed.

Liu Bei slapped his ears and said, "What story?"

Cao Cao said mysteriously: "This story is the story of primitive people marrying wives." He said imaginatively: "Primitive people marrying wives is different from us. You have also seen primitive people's big bone sticks, holding sticks, and knocking casually. , knocked unconscious and dragged into the cave, she will be your woman!"

"What, there is such a thing!" Liu Bei's eyes widened in shock, and the electric fan slammed his big ears.

Suddenly, Cao Cao showed a strange look, and said seriously: "Our boat will be repaired tomorrow. After passing this village, we will not be able to knock on this shop..."

(End of this chapter)