Three Kingdoms Swept the World II

Chapter 330 The Story of Knocking Sap
The story Cao Cao told was too weird, as if a primitive woman knocked casually, and whoever knocked was a woman.

Liu Bei was shocked. In his opinion, this is really a happy thing for a man. Every day when he has nothing to do, he just goes out to find a woman and knocks him casually.

This was so good that Liu Bei couldn't believe it, so he said, "Is it true? Is there really such a good thing?"

When Cao Cao heard the question, his face darkened immediately, and he said, "This is what my son Jinxian said."

As he spoke, he recalled the situation when Qin Feng told them.

In memory.

"Oh, Zijin, you said that primitive people don't wear clothes. Isn't it cool for primitive men?" Cao Cao said with bright eyes.

Qin Feng chuckled, and said: "It's not only very cool, it's really cool, if you like that one, just hit a sap and carry it back to the cave."

When he said this, this scene couldn't help appearing in the minds of the officials, and their eyes brightened.

"Is it true?" Yuan Shao asked doubtfully, "Knock casually?"

"Knock casually..." Qin Feng laughed.

"Zijin knocked?" Cao Cao admired him very much.

"This..., knocked." Qin Feng said bravely.

All the officials couldn't help showing admiration, and Yuan Shao couldn't help but said: "It's better to travel thousands of miles than to read thousands of books. I really don't deceive me. I admire Zijin for traveling thousands of miles."

The memory is over, and Cao Cao is also finished.

Suspicious, Liu Bei slapped his big ears and said, "Who knows if what Lord Hou said is true."

Yuan Shaotou said: "It should be true. You see, these primitive people really don't wear clothes, and they really use big sticks. Zijin is right in everything, and this can't be fake."

Liu Bei's big ears kept circling rapidly.

At this time, Cao Cao couldn't bear the fire in his body. He got up and said, "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. If you don't knock it, forget it. If I don't knock it, I won't knock it. I will knock it.... After he finished speaking, he got up, and picked up a bone stick from the place against the wall, looked at the stick and smiled, and said, "Tonight, it's all up to you."

To be honest, Yuan Shao couldn't hold fire for a long time, he got up when he saw this, picked up a bone stick, lifted it up and said with a smile: "Good things come in pairs, my brother will go with you."

Cao Cao suddenly showed a smile that everyone is brothers.

Liu Bei's big ears circled more rapidly. He saw that Yuan Shao and Cao Cao were about to leave, and suddenly his rabbit ears stopped hovering, secretly said: "Qin Feng and Cao Cao and Yuan Shao wear a pair of pants, he will definitely not lie to his brother, see This thing should be true. No, I’ll tap one and come back, after this village, there will be no such store.”

So, Liu Bei hurriedly got up and shouted: "Good things come in threes, I will accompany you two, and I will take care of you!"

Ever since, the three of Cao Yuan and Liu smiled knowingly at each other, they lined up, picked up their clubs, and filed out.

On the other hand, Qin Feng slept in his thatched hut with only his clothes on. "The ship has been repaired and will be able to sail again tomorrow. Today I can finally sleep peacefully."

late at night.

In the original stockade, three ghosts ran to this side for a while, and then to the other side for a while, coming and going, talking back and forth four or five times at least.Sister Moon was so frightened that she hid in the clouds.Sister Moon couldn't help but secretly said: "In the past, there was only Qin Beast, but this guy is so good, there are three!"

Finally, in the silent night, there were three sap sounds one after another.

After a while, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao returned to the "cave dormitory" with a primitive beauty on their shoulders.The two looked at each other and smiled tacitly.

Immediately afterwards, Liu Bei was out of breath, and came back carrying a beautiful woman.Judging by the figure, it is really first-class. It has nothing to say, and immediately compared Cao Cao and Yuan Shao.

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were very envious, and when they saw the man was covered, they urged Liu Bei to open it.

Liu Bei blushed and said secretly: "It's not in vain that I searched for a long time, and now I found the best one." He also couldn't wait, and hurriedly opened the mask.

"Ouch!"

"Wow!" Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were shocked when they saw the appearance, and squatted on the ground.

I saw that this person's figure is indeed good, but his appearance is really scary. It seems that he must have been burned.

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao looked at each other, laughed and laughed, and said in unison: "Is it true that you have a good figure and a good appearance!"

Liu Bei didn't expect that after searching for a long time, he saw countless beauties, and finally came back after knocking on such a thing, his face twitched, and he almost had a seizure.However, Liu Bei is Liu Bei, and he is the ancestor of thick characters in the thick black school. He immediately said: "You don't understand this. When you blow on the lamp, you can't see anything. Only a good figure is really good. !"

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao didn't get the true biography of the character "Hou", so they were speechless.But Cao Cao got the true biography of the word "black", and he immediately said viciously: "You can't turn off the lights at night!"

This heart is really too dark!Liu Bei yelled that he couldn't stand it.

The next day, at dawn, Qin Feng was in his hut when he heard someone shouting outside.He got up in a flash of vigilance, and only then did he hear the truth.

"Master, big things are bad, big things are bad!"

When Qin Feng looked up, he saw his third apprentice, Sha Wujing, yelling and running in.During this time, Qin Feng's mind was full of Journey to the West. When he saw that Wu Jing was not good at shouting, he said casually, "Wu Jing, stop shouting. Master has not been captured by monsters."

Qin Feng was clever, and said again: "Could it be that your second senior brother was taken away by a monster?"

"No, no, no..." Sha Moke waved his hands hastily, and said, "Second senior brother was not taken away, it was Cao Yuan and Liu who were taken away."

"Oh, it's good that he wasn't captured. What? Cao Yuanliu was captured by monsters?" Qin Feng was immediately shocked.

After a while, when Qin Feng brought his apprentices to the altar in the center of the primitive tribe, he saw Cao Yuan and Liu tied to the cross around the altar.And not far away, a group of crows were already eyeing them.

The altar was surrounded by dried blood and scattered bones.Obviously, this is where the primitive man cannibalized.No wonder the crows were staring at each other, they were all waiting for the meal.

Sun Ce, Ma Chao, Zhu Huan, and Sha Moke each held their weapons and stood in front of Qin Feng.

And the chief of the "Jie" clan stood on the altar, surrounded by hundreds of primitive people, all filled with righteous indignation, staring at their red eyes, looking like they were going to fight Qin Feng desperately.

When Cao Yuanliu saw Qin Feng coming, they kicked their legs on the cross and shouted, "Zijin, save me, save me!"

The chief's thigh bone club was gone, and he found a huge stone ax as a weapon.After whistling twice, "Don't bark!"

Cao Yuanliu didn't dare to shout anymore, but looked at Qin Feng with pitiful eyes, clearly still shouting, "Zijin save me!"

The chief stared at the copper bell eyes, and shouted angrily at Qin Feng: "Da Da, if you don't let my little me kill these three people today, even if my little me dies, I will fight you to the end!"

Qin Feng still didn't know what happened, he hurriedly said: "Chief, why is this?"

The chief pointed at Cao Yuan and Liu with a stone axe, "My dear, ask them yourself."

Qin Feng immediately said: "Meng De, Ben Chu, Tsao Duo, what happened? Why did primitive people arrest you?"

Cao Cao's face darkened immediately, and he said harshly, "It's all because of you!"

Qin Feng was unhappy at the time, and said: "What's wrong with me, the primitive people didn't arrest me, but instead arrested you?"

Yuan Shao's head was big, he looked at the primitive people who were staring at him, and said honestly: "Zijin, we went to beat the sap yesterday. Unexpectedly, it was the chief's daughter-in-law."

"Ah?" Qin Feng was suddenly bigger than Yuan Shao's head, and exclaimed: "How can you do this? Do you still know the shame? Do you know the value of the face? There are so many beauties waiting to be embraced by the big man, you are here like this Are you scared?"

Cao Yuanliu blushed for a while, and they couldn't stand it for several months.

At this time, Liu Bei, with his big ears fanning like an electric fan, exclaimed: "Master Hou, General Cao and General Yuan said it, and it was you who said it. Primitive people want to find a daughter-in-law. If you knock it back, you will be yourself. It's over!"

"What?" Qin Feng opened his mouth wide in shock.

At this time, Cao Cao complained, "Zijin, you said it at the celebration banquet after the Yellow Turban last time. I believe in you very much, but I have ended up like this."

Qin Feng's face twitched, and he recalled it, as if he had bragged about it at the celebration banquet.The corners of his eyes twitched and he said: "Benhou said such a thing, but what I'm talking about is the primitive society before the matrilineal clan commune, and judging from the original form here, it is already a patrilineal clan commune. You messed up other people's Woman, people still mess with you?"

"Maternal lineage, paternal lineage? What kind of messy primitive society, all primitive people are not all the same!" Liu Bei cried with a mournful face.

Primitive tribal society is divided into several periods, generally there are three stages, matrilineal clan, only know the mother, the relationship is very complicated.After the patrilineal society, one knows the mother and the father again.Going forward, that is, before the matriarchy, just knock casually.

Whether it is matrilineal or patrilineal, or the previous random knocking, it is a primitive society.Qin Feng just had nothing to do to talk to Cao Cao and others back then. He was not a history teacher, so he couldn't explain it to them.

Then again, talking about this with Cao Cao and the others, since Cao Cao and the others don’t have this concept and foundation, is no different from playing the piano to a cow.
Qin Feng felt that even a history teacher would not be able to explain the difference between the primitive people in the mountaintop cave and the primitive people in the clan commune to ancient people like Cao Cao.

He finally explained a little bit, and said: "It is divided into three paragraphs. What Ben Hou said is the first paragraph, you can type it casually. Now it is the third stage. The past paragraph is almost the same as our society. Although It is also in the category of primitive tribes, but it can no longer be knocked casually."

Cao Cao's face was as black as ink, and he shouted: "Zi Jin, you didn't say it earlier!"

Qin Feng was also very angry, and said angrily: "You didn't even ask me!"

Cao Cao was frightened and complained: "It's not that you lied to others, and you said that the sap is your own."

Qin Feng was furious and shouted: "Cao Mengde, I'll teach you to be a good boy. Even if it's knocking, you still have to knock on the ownerless one. If you knocked on someone else's, others can get around you? Knock on your wife, you're the best!" Is it okay? Damn, I’m just going to bother to explain it to you, this is the final explanation, you know it!”

Knock someone else knocked!
This time, Cao Yuanliu and the others completely understood.

For a moment, Cao Cao's face was dark, Yuan Shao's head was big, and Liu Bei's big ears slapped fiercely, but they screamed in unison: "Zijin, save me!"

Although the chief didn't understand what Qin Feng and the others said, he felt something after hearing Cao Yuan and Liu Qi call.He immediately raised the huge stone ax and shouted: "Today, there are you without us!"

Hoho~, hundreds of primitive people shouted like a beast.

Qin Feng and the others received preferential treatment in the tribe of primitive people because Sun Ce's bravery frightened the primitive people.Now that Cao Yuanliu has completely pissed off the primitive people, hundreds of primitive people will kill them, who can stand it?

Qin Feng was sweating profusely.

(End of this chapter)