Men are inferior to women

Chapter 38 38. No matter how funny you can't laugh

Fang Zhou and Han Li left the dining hall, and on the way back, Fang Zhou walked ahead, while Han Li was slightly behind by two steps.

She looked at Fang Zhou's back with a calm expression, but her eyes were somewhat complicated.

I thought Mr. Fang hadn't practiced for a long time, and Senior Ling was not around, so I had to protect his safety.

But I didn't expect Mr. Fang to be so powerful. That's right, with an expert like Senior Ling as a master, how weak is his apprentice?

Han Li remembered that the skill, strength, speed, and skill that Fang Zhou showed in the dining room just now surpassed her.

She couldn't help but think back to the common sense questions that Fang Zhou asked herself that even a novice would understand. She was already so good, how could she not be able to answer those questions?

For a moment, Han Li couldn't figure out whether Fang Zhou did it on purpose or if he really didn't understand.

She didn't know what to think of, her face darkened slightly, and she couldn't help but sighed softly.

But he woke up immediately, and quickly glanced at Fang Zhou. Seeing that he didn't seem to notice, he was relieved, and couldn't help but patted his face with his hands.

Han Li, what are you thinking? Be calm, and learn from Mr. Fang who is calm and calm, and never changes before the mountain collapses.

You can see that he was calm from the beginning to the end just now, and it is not worth mentioning that he used force to frighten a few clowns.

This kind of mind and capacity is worth learning from.

Han Li secretly encouraged herself.

At the same time, in front of her, Fang Zhou's expression has been suppressed to the point of distorted laughter.

You can't laugh, you have to maintain your demeanor, and you can't laugh no matter how funny it is.

No, I can't hold back anymore!

Hahahahaha!
I'll give myself [-] points for the pussy I just pretended to be! !
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! !

Laughter aside, Fang Zhou didn't go all out for pretending.

He purposely showed his skills in order to frighten other people and let them know that he is not easy to mess with. If he doesn't do much, those unscrupulous guys might sneak up on him and pester him endlessly.

Of course, it was mainly because of the four drunkards messing around, that Fang Zhou was able to push the boat smoothly, otherwise he would not be interested in showing off.

There is a saying that jumping to death early is also a famous aphorism, and it should always be kept in mind.

After finally recovering his emotions, Fang Zhou turned his head to Han Li and said, "I'm sorry, you didn't have to eat dinner."

Han Li shook her head: "It's okay, I still have some dry food to satisfy my hunger."

After a pause, she continued, "Mr. Fang, I didn't expect you to be so powerful...much better than me."

"Haha, don't praise me, or I'll think I'm awesome."

Fang Zhou waved his hands embarrassingly: "Those four people were all drunk, and I was able to catch them all because of their slow hands and feet. If you really let go, the outcome is unknown."

Han Li didn't agree with that. Immortal cultivators in Qi Refining Realm, whose body has been nourished by spiritual energy for many years, are not so easy to get drunk. The four women seem to be drunk, but if they really want to fight, they will wake up immediately.

Han Li felt that it wasn't that the four people's hands and feet were slow, but that Fang Zhou was too fast, and they couldn't react at once, especially Han Li couldn't see clearly the triple stab sword.

If Fang Zhou had the intention to kill, the four of them might be killed before they could change their minds.

Just when Han Li recalled the scene just now, Fang Zhou sniffled suddenly: "It smells so good~~ This smell is so familiar."

Han Li came back to her senses and smelled it. There was indeed a smell of meat in the air. She immediately recognized it: "This is the smell of roast chicken."

After finishing speaking, he paused immediately, and exchanged a glance with Fang Zhou.

This is the Monk Temple, where did the roast chicken come from?

The two immediately followed the smell and walked into an elegant small courtyard around the corner. The door of the courtyard was closed, and the fragrance came from the room.

Fang Zhou walked over and pushed it, the door opened wide, and inside was a real Zen room, with a table in the middle, on which steaming chicken, duck and fish were placed.

The abbot of Lanruo Temple, Monk Huineng, was sitting behind the table, holding a chicken leg in his hand, eating his mouth full of oil.

She looked up at Fang Zhou and Han Li who had barged in, opened her mouth slightly, and could still see a few shreds of meat stuffed between her teeth.

Fang Zhou said unhappily: "We eat meat dishes without oil and water in front, but you hide in the back and eat fish and meat. Are you still a monk? What about the rules?"

Han Li also had bad eyesight, and felt that nearly a hundred taels of silver had been thrown into the water.

Hui Neng finally came to his senses, put down the chicken leg in his hand calmly, put his hands together, and looked solemn: "Amitabha, the benefactor has misunderstood the poor monk. As the presiding officer of Lanruo Temple, the poor monk must of course abide by the rules and regulations. These chickens, ducks and fish meat are actually all meat. They are vegetarian chicken, vegetarian duck, and vegetarian fish, which are made from tofu by the chef of this monastery, and the poor monks eat these things for the purpose of practicing and sharpening their appetite."

Fang Zhou can't wait to give Hui Neng a thumbs up, you monk is a fucking genius.

"Admiration, admiration, I most admire the master who is a strict and self-disciplined eminent monk."

Fang Zhou walked in and picked up the chicken and duck on the table: "Since they are all vegetarian chicken and duck, it's okay for me to eat your two vegetarian dishes?"

Just as Huineng was about to speak to stop it, Fang Zhou had already rushed out of the room with the chickens and ducks, faster than he had dealt with the four women just now.

Both Huineng and Han Li's eyes widened in surprise. There is such an operation?
Han Li quickly followed and ran out, but within two seconds, she ran back again, picked up the vegetarian fish and vegetarian elbows on the table, smiled awkwardly but politely at Chao Huineng, and ran away like flying.

"You two shameless bastards"

Huineng opened his mouth wide, and finally said bitterly, "Save some for me!"

Outside the door, a young monk poked his head out and asked doubtfully, "Master, are you full?"

Huineng glared at her: "You bastard, why don't you go to the kitchen and bring me some more dishes."

The little monk took the order to go, and Huineng sat in the meditation room, thinking that this place is not safe, and he will change to another place tomorrow, so as not to be discovered again.

Not long after, the little monk ran back again with a panicked expression.

"It's not good, host, all the food cooked for you in the kitchen has been stolen."

Huineng's eyes suddenly darkened.

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Fang Zhou and Han Li each returned to the house with two plates of meat and vegetables. Once they were placed on the table, it was a sumptuous dinner.

The two looked at each other and laughed at the same time.

Fang Zhou laughed out loud, while Han Li smiled reservedly, with a hint of helplessness. She never thought that she would follow Fang Zhou to do something so embarrassing to say, and even snatched the host's dinner.

"Come on, come on, don't be too polite, we deserve it, that dead bald man still eats alone after taking money, that's really shameless."

Without chopsticks, Fang Zhou directly pulled out a chicken leg and called Han Li to join him.

Han Li didn't expect Fang Zhou to be so rude.

At this moment, there was a clatter outside the door, and a figure came down and strode in. Hao Ran was Ling Xiaoyue who had been missing for a long time.

When she saw the dishes on the table, she immediately glared at Fang Zhou: "A traitor, you can't call me a teacher if there are delicious ones, hiccup~"

After she finished speaking, she burped, and there was still a little bit of oil on the corner of her mouth.

Fang Zhou could not wait to throw the chicken leg to her face: "Where did you steal food?"

Ling Xiaoyue immediately denied: "No, I just went out for a stroll."

She sat down and reached out to grab her elbow.

Fang Zhou hurriedly snatched the plate back: "Stop it, are you still grabbing us when you're full?"

Ling Xiaoyue immediately changed hands to grab the roast duck: "I'm only [-]% full for the teacher, and I can eat more."

"Eat your mother, get out of here."

Seeing that he couldn't snatch her away, Fang Zhou hurriedly stuffed it into his mouth, not forgetting to remind Han Li: "Eat quickly, or you won't even have a bone to chew."

Han Li watched the pair of master and apprentice scramble for a few dishes, without the slightest demeanor of a master, and suddenly couldn't laugh or cry.

Then quickly joined the snatch.

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(End of this chapter)