The starting sister is Zhuge Dali
Chapter 519 Yifei: Can't bear it!
Chapter 519 Yifei: Can't bear it!
Gouzi: "For another example, Miss Curry Sauce is wearing a new dress and tells you that she has a stomachache!"
"Your new dress is so beautiful!" Zhang Weiqiang replied.
Meijia: "Clothing is the direction, but not the point of the answer! Do you think, why is she wearing a new dress and complaining to you?"
Gouzi: "Why does she say she has a stomachache, but her expression is not in pain?"
"..." Zhang Wei couldn't figure it out.
Yifei couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "It's obvious, she wants to show off that she doesn't have a belly, so this dress is suitable! But it can't be so straightforward!"
Zhang Wei: "..."
He finally understood that the survival test was not so easy to pass.
then.
"Gouzi, please give me a set of test questions for the desire to survive, I want to study it carefully!"
Zhang Weidao.
"Ding dong!"
As soon as the voice fell, he received a pdf file from a person named "Apartment Dog Brother" on his mobile phone.
At this time, Zhao Haitang patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said: "Lawyer Zhang, actually chasing girls doesn't have to be so complicated, just like me, insisting on sincerity is as good as gold and stone! As long as you are affectionate enough, girls will be fine." You will definitely be impressed.”
Then said: "Men, you must be humble, you must lick!"
Before Zhang Wei could speak, Gouzi said, "Then you must be a cute and charming villain in the novel! Comrade Conch!"
"How to say?" Zhao Haitang was puzzled.
"It's just that my family background is against the sky, and I have an excellent education, but when I meet the heroine, I feel like I've lost my wits, but the heroine likes the hero, so the two hit it off, and then gave the hero money to the girl."
Gouzi seems to know it well.
Zhao Haitang: "Why do I feel this routine is so familiar?"
"Nowadays, all novels are written like this!"
Everyone said in unison.
"Actually, it's not advisable to lick a dog, because if you blindly accommodate, you will end up with a girl who has no opinion and likes to go with the flow." Gouzi said truthfully.
"is it?"
Zhao Haitang asked others.
"Ah."
All the women present were nodding.
Zhao Haitang: "..."
"So, men sometimes have to master the topic, and most women will instinctively obey if they think it makes sense, and grasp the direction and rhythm by themselves, which is the correct way to start chasing girls!"
Gouzi said that everyone present was nodding.
Zhao Haitang: "Gouzi, I understand, thank you so much!"
Gouzi: "Look hard, study hard, Comrade Conch!"
Zhao Haitang: "..."
Lunch break.
Yifei sat next to Zhuge Wenruo, looked at Zhuge Wenruo, and said speechlessly:
"Baby apprentice, what are you doing?"
"play cell phone"
Zhuge Wenruo is playing mahjong boringly.
Yifei: "..."
She wanted to say, if you don't come to Wanwan if you are so beautiful, you are actually playing with your mobile phone?
Can't stand it!
So Zhuge Wenruo was brought down.
Well, she wants to have a baby recently!
After washing up, Zhuge Wenruo asked, "Master Baby, don't you have class this afternoon?"
"I'm taking a break, and I have to teach Curry Sauce and Zi Qiao Meijia."
"Oh, like this."
in the afternoon.
Everyone's lunch break is over.
Zi Qiao also asked for leave from the company.
The current food company has 20 processing plants across the country, and there are countless people under it. Ziqiao is only in charge of making decisions.
Ziqiao, Meijia, and Curry Sauce followed Yifei to the living room of 3601.
The living room at this time, with a small blackboard, and three tables and chairs, is a bit like a classroom.
"Please sit down."
Yifei put on her teacher's uniform and glasses.
Well, it's one of her winning jerseys.
Zhuge Wenruo was so fascinated at night.
cough cough.
The three sat down.
"I have prepared the pregnancy course and the review materials for the adult college entrance examination."
Yifei hugged her shoulders and said, "Next, Xiao Hei is welcome!"
Xiao Hei pushed a black box, walked up to everyone, and said loudly:
"Grandly introducing, a portable home learning master training instrument! Correct your learning posture, improve your learning efficiency, don't need five years of college entrance examination and three years of simulation, and avoid nine years of compulsory jungle. You deserve it!"
But just as he was talking, Gouzi spoke up: "Where is the MLM scammer coming from? Lovely ladies and masters, do you want to go into the removal mode!?"
"Hey, hey, don't go, Gouzi, I invited you here to help you study." Yifei said hastily.
"Really? Sister Yifei, you've changed, you don't love me anymore, can I help you study?" Gouzi actually hummed!
For a while, Yifei really didn't stop such a cute dog.
He hurriedly touched the nearest mechanical arm to comfort him.
Xiao Hei, who didn't know who it was, said, "Who is talking? Who is the dog? Is there anyone else in your apartment that I don't know?"
"Oh, this is the artificial intelligence of our apartment, the omnipotent + omnipotent dog, our new partner, new member." Zi Qiao and Xiao Hei knew each other best, and explained.
"Artificial intelligence? Where is he?" Xiao Hei looked around and could only see a mechanical arm.
Besides, isn't Omnipotent his quack nickname?
"Liar, me, everywhere!"
Gouzi activates the God mode and makes the voice of God.
"Liar? No one has ever said that to me!" Xiao Hei was furious at that time.
Gouzi: "Did I call you by mistake? Do you want to compare?"
To the surprise of the people in the apartment, Gouzi would take the initiative to provoke!
"Compare, compare, compare what?" Xiao Hei didn't hesitate.
"Just compare your school master cultivation instrument, compare it with me, how does it function?" Gouzi stretched out a mechanical arm, and pointed to the iron box on the ground.
Xiao Hei: "Okay, I'll come first, first of all it can correct sitting posture!"
Curry Sauce: "Correct learning posture? How to correct it?"
"Do you know that you have a good back? It can improve bad sitting posture."
"Do you know about myopia correction lenses? It can help improve vision."
"The Xueba Cultivation Instrument can completely change your learning efficiency and improve by leaps and bounds. You only need to continue to use it. Tsinghua University and Peking University are not a dream, and Fudan Jiaotong University does not rely on ignorance!"
(End of this chapter)
Gouzi: "For another example, Miss Curry Sauce is wearing a new dress and tells you that she has a stomachache!"
"Your new dress is so beautiful!" Zhang Weiqiang replied.
Meijia: "Clothing is the direction, but not the point of the answer! Do you think, why is she wearing a new dress and complaining to you?"
Gouzi: "Why does she say she has a stomachache, but her expression is not in pain?"
"..." Zhang Wei couldn't figure it out.
Yifei couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "It's obvious, she wants to show off that she doesn't have a belly, so this dress is suitable! But it can't be so straightforward!"
Zhang Wei: "..."
He finally understood that the survival test was not so easy to pass.
then.
"Gouzi, please give me a set of test questions for the desire to survive, I want to study it carefully!"
Zhang Weidao.
"Ding dong!"
As soon as the voice fell, he received a pdf file from a person named "Apartment Dog Brother" on his mobile phone.
At this time, Zhao Haitang patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said: "Lawyer Zhang, actually chasing girls doesn't have to be so complicated, just like me, insisting on sincerity is as good as gold and stone! As long as you are affectionate enough, girls will be fine." You will definitely be impressed.”
Then said: "Men, you must be humble, you must lick!"
Before Zhang Wei could speak, Gouzi said, "Then you must be a cute and charming villain in the novel! Comrade Conch!"
"How to say?" Zhao Haitang was puzzled.
"It's just that my family background is against the sky, and I have an excellent education, but when I meet the heroine, I feel like I've lost my wits, but the heroine likes the hero, so the two hit it off, and then gave the hero money to the girl."
Gouzi seems to know it well.
Zhao Haitang: "Why do I feel this routine is so familiar?"
"Nowadays, all novels are written like this!"
Everyone said in unison.
"Actually, it's not advisable to lick a dog, because if you blindly accommodate, you will end up with a girl who has no opinion and likes to go with the flow." Gouzi said truthfully.
"is it?"
Zhao Haitang asked others.
"Ah."
All the women present were nodding.
Zhao Haitang: "..."
"So, men sometimes have to master the topic, and most women will instinctively obey if they think it makes sense, and grasp the direction and rhythm by themselves, which is the correct way to start chasing girls!"
Gouzi said that everyone present was nodding.
Zhao Haitang: "Gouzi, I understand, thank you so much!"
Gouzi: "Look hard, study hard, Comrade Conch!"
Zhao Haitang: "..."
Lunch break.
Yifei sat next to Zhuge Wenruo, looked at Zhuge Wenruo, and said speechlessly:
"Baby apprentice, what are you doing?"
"play cell phone"
Zhuge Wenruo is playing mahjong boringly.
Yifei: "..."
She wanted to say, if you don't come to Wanwan if you are so beautiful, you are actually playing with your mobile phone?
Can't stand it!
So Zhuge Wenruo was brought down.
Well, she wants to have a baby recently!
After washing up, Zhuge Wenruo asked, "Master Baby, don't you have class this afternoon?"
"I'm taking a break, and I have to teach Curry Sauce and Zi Qiao Meijia."
"Oh, like this."
in the afternoon.
Everyone's lunch break is over.
Zi Qiao also asked for leave from the company.
The current food company has 20 processing plants across the country, and there are countless people under it. Ziqiao is only in charge of making decisions.
Ziqiao, Meijia, and Curry Sauce followed Yifei to the living room of 3601.
The living room at this time, with a small blackboard, and three tables and chairs, is a bit like a classroom.
"Please sit down."
Yifei put on her teacher's uniform and glasses.
Well, it's one of her winning jerseys.
Zhuge Wenruo was so fascinated at night.
cough cough.
The three sat down.
"I have prepared the pregnancy course and the review materials for the adult college entrance examination."
Yifei hugged her shoulders and said, "Next, Xiao Hei is welcome!"
Xiao Hei pushed a black box, walked up to everyone, and said loudly:
"Grandly introducing, a portable home learning master training instrument! Correct your learning posture, improve your learning efficiency, don't need five years of college entrance examination and three years of simulation, and avoid nine years of compulsory jungle. You deserve it!"
But just as he was talking, Gouzi spoke up: "Where is the MLM scammer coming from? Lovely ladies and masters, do you want to go into the removal mode!?"
"Hey, hey, don't go, Gouzi, I invited you here to help you study." Yifei said hastily.
"Really? Sister Yifei, you've changed, you don't love me anymore, can I help you study?" Gouzi actually hummed!
For a while, Yifei really didn't stop such a cute dog.
He hurriedly touched the nearest mechanical arm to comfort him.
Xiao Hei, who didn't know who it was, said, "Who is talking? Who is the dog? Is there anyone else in your apartment that I don't know?"
"Oh, this is the artificial intelligence of our apartment, the omnipotent + omnipotent dog, our new partner, new member." Zi Qiao and Xiao Hei knew each other best, and explained.
"Artificial intelligence? Where is he?" Xiao Hei looked around and could only see a mechanical arm.
Besides, isn't Omnipotent his quack nickname?
"Liar, me, everywhere!"
Gouzi activates the God mode and makes the voice of God.
"Liar? No one has ever said that to me!" Xiao Hei was furious at that time.
Gouzi: "Did I call you by mistake? Do you want to compare?"
To the surprise of the people in the apartment, Gouzi would take the initiative to provoke!
"Compare, compare, compare what?" Xiao Hei didn't hesitate.
"Just compare your school master cultivation instrument, compare it with me, how does it function?" Gouzi stretched out a mechanical arm, and pointed to the iron box on the ground.
Xiao Hei: "Okay, I'll come first, first of all it can correct sitting posture!"
Curry Sauce: "Correct learning posture? How to correct it?"
"Do you know that you have a good back? It can improve bad sitting posture."
"Do you know about myopia correction lenses? It can help improve vision."
"The Xueba Cultivation Instrument can completely change your learning efficiency and improve by leaps and bounds. You only need to continue to use it. Tsinghua University and Peking University are not a dream, and Fudan Jiaotong University does not rely on ignorance!"
(End of this chapter)
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