The starting sister is Zhuge Dali

Chapter 520 Gouzi: They Are All Garbage

Chapter 520 Gouzi: They Are All Garbage

"This set of advertisements is the same as MLM. In addition, the back is good? Myopia corrector?"

At this time, Gouzi's voice had a magical power that penetrated people's hearts.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Hei couldn't find where Gou Zi was, so he could only look at the mechanical arm in front of Yi Fei.

Gouzi: "Good memorization, good memory, it's the IQ tax that the merchants seized on the parents' hearts, you can't even see this? Garbage, the invention of the learning master training instrument, it will be a garbage scam in the future!"

Xiao Hei did not give up: "...as long as you continue to use it."

Unexpectedly, it was even more frenzied.

Gouzi: "Continuous use? People will form a habit in 21 days and stick to it. What does it have to do with your machine?"

"Is it easy to use, your program is useless, try it!"

Xiao Hei couldn't say no, but he opened the learning master cultivation instrument.

Gouzi defaults.

Xiao Hei opened it and said, "The cultivation of a top student has built-in the latest neural network chip, and through micro-expression analysis, we can target the bad students."

"Isn't it just facial recognition? This is a function of software. What does it have to do with your hardware? Some payment software can also have this function, and it has nothing to do with mobile phones!"

What to say, I am afraid that there will be peers, the last thing that was originally very noble, after Gouzi said it, it is no longer mysterious.

The Xueba Cultivation Apparatus scanned the three sitting Mikas, and the mechanical electronic voice said: "Three scumbags have been detected, and the correction function has been activated."

Curry Sauce: "Poor review!"

Xiao Hei: "Why is there such a bad review?"

"It doesn't have a dog's voice," Meijia added.

"Uh-huh."

The curry paste nodded.

Xiao Hei: "..."

Is this also a reason?
Gouzi: "Thank you for the compliment, Wuli babies."

Xiao Hei: "..."

Still playing hooligans, are you sure this is a person?
"The correction function has started, please correct your sitting posture."

The Xueba Cultivation Instrument did not detect the existence of Gouzi.

In fact, the verdict has already been reached.

"Is this beautiful? Don't make me look ugly!"

"How does this stuff work?"

Xiao Hei: "Automatic operation, no operation is required. Once found to be off the hook, such as: playing with mobile phones, eating snacks, skipping classes, playing around, the Xueba Cultivation Instrument will give a warning first, and if it does not correct, further measures will be taken. Corrective measures to help everyone focus."

"Have fun studying everyone."

Yifei: "The class will start next."

Just like a conditioned reflex, after hearing these words, Meijia and Ziqiao began to feel sleepy.

Xueba Cultivation Instrument: "When you detect a dozing behavior, you have three seconds to correct it, three, two, one"

This is to wake up Meijia, Ziqiao.

So a screaming chicken popped up on Xueba Chengyi's head, oh oh! "

Woke up Meijia and Ziqiao directly.

"What the hell is this?!"

Zi Qiao exclaimed.

"No matter what kind of errands you guys have, there will always be a way for you to learn and cherish the lessons if you are a master of learning and develop into a good teacher."

Xiao Hei was extremely proud.

"I'm so proud, I haven't seen anything related to cultivating a top student!" Gouzi sarcastically ruthlessly.

"Just look at it!" Xiao Hei sat aside, very angry.

"it is good."

Yifei picked up the chalk and wrote on the small blackboard.

Then said: "Now let's take the pregnancy course first."

Curry Sauce: "This is not what I want to learn, can I come to class later?"

Before Yifei could speak, Gouzi said:

"It's not for you to have a baby. Besides, you will have this day sooner or later. There is no harm in learning. In case one day in the future, you are going to give birth, but you are not in the hospital. You said that as a woman, you will not know how to do it yourself." Have a baby, how can I fix it!"

Curry Paste: "..."

Is that the case?

She feels like something is wrong!
Got ridiculed?

Yifei patted the mechanical arm, nodded, and added: "What we are learning now is the learning method and learning attitude. After mastering the method and correcting the attitude, what Gouzi said is not unreasonable! You will use it sooner or later. This knowledge!"

Curry: "Okay"

In fact, she simply wanted to spend less time for a while!

"Mr. Hu, I have something to say."

Zi Qiao said.

"Say."

"Ms. Hu, the adult college entrance examination knowledge, we will definitely not need it in the future, can we leave early after finishing the pregnancy course!"

Yifei: "Look at your attitude, 30 seconds of class, 5 minutes of nonsense!"

"From now on, no one is allowed to bargain, go to class!"

Under Hu Yifei's suppression, all sentient beings retreated.

But Meijia and Ziqiao began to doze off again.

"Whoa whoa!"

Zi Qiao pouted!
I was afraid of you, so I took out a tissue and plugged my ears!

Xueba Cultivation Instrument: "If you detect that you are not listening carefully, you have three seconds to correct it! Three, two, one"

Yifei thought that Ziqiao and the two had fallen asleep again.

Turns out it wasn't.

Ziqiao spread her hands to show her innocence.

Xueba Cultivation Instrument takes action.

Take out a water gun from the right side and go to Zi Qiaozi.

"Hey, my suit is very expensive."

Meijia and Curry Sauce hid aside.

The punishment is finally over.

Ziqiao smelled it and asked, "What kind of water is this?"

"This is Dongniao's special drink. You have to wake up and fight hard when you are young, oh yeah!"

Xueba develops rituals.

Ziqiao: "..."

Why did he feel like he was slapped on the face by the advertisement?

Then he said: "Xiao Hei, how much did you pay for Dongniao Special Drink? I will pay double!"

"Cough cough."

Xiao Hei lowered his head in embarrassment.

The other party did give a lot of money.

The logo is the symbol of the Dongniao special drink they made.

Gouzi: "Don't think that you are a bird with the logo of Dongniao Special Drink on your body, you are a bird shit at best!"

"Hey, no personal attacks! What do you think of my invention?"

Xiao Hei said to Gou Zi.

"It's like shit!" Gouzi said no mercy.

"Hey, that's too much!" Xiao Hei was a little angry.

"I'm taking it lightly. In addition, it's too unintelligent, right? I wonder if there are pregnant women in the class? Pregnant women should not be frightened. Pregnant women who are frightened may have a miscarriage."

Gouzi criticized.

Everyone: "!!!"

They really don't know.

(End of this chapter)

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