The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 136
As if he was afraid that passers-by would not be able to hear him, Jiang Xiaosui broadcasted like a loudspeaker while running: "Hey, can anyone nearby hear it? Can you hear it? I was tailed by a perverted cute girl." follow..."

Those who didn't know thought it was the urban management brigade who had gone to the countryside.

When he yelled for the third time, Ji Shaoyi finally couldn't bear it any longer, and when he turned on Quanquan Mai, he said, "Get out of your mother's cute girl."

A male voice caught off guard completely broke Jiang Xiaosui's mentality. He cursed 'Calcium Oxide', and screamed even more vigorously: "Oh my god, he is still a man? Woooooo, the first time in my life! It doesn’t matter if you were chased by someone once, but it was chased by a man? Wuwuwu, I don’t want to play anymore!”

He turned his head angrily, and yelled in the direction of the stairs: "God Qi, have you finished eating? God Qi, come and save me! God Qi, your wife is going to be killed!"

Of course, God Qi's wife = game account.

Shi Qi had already reached the stairs, but he stopped abruptly when he heard this, and silently retreated to the first floor.

His name was God Qi, and the one who was killed was God God's wife, so what did it have to do with Shi Qi?
The rotten girls in the studio went completely crazy.

【Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then what the hell is Qi Shen's wife!Do you know what you're talking about?Knock it, knock it, Cp is real at any time! 】

[Shen Qi's wife = game account (×)
God Qi's wife = Jiang Xiaosui ()]

【Hahahaha my poor Sui Sui, this is the first time I was taken away by a big guy in women's clothing like this (bu shi)】

【It's no use calling Qi Shen, you have to call me husband~[狗头]】

[What's the difference between calling her husband if she can't beat her, and suing her teacher every now and then! 】

After calling for help many times to no avail, Jiang Xiaosui completely shut himself up: "Brother, can I ask why you chased me?"

"Want to know?" Ji Shaoyi sneered, and said in a non-stop manner: "Ask your husband."

Jiang Xiaosui only knew that there were quite a few younger sisters who loved to watch the CP of the two of them, but he didn't expect that there were male CP fans, so he was so shocked on the spot that he couldn't say anything: "You, you, you, you are still the CP of me and God Qi. pink?"

Ji Shaoyi: "Then what?"

Although he just casually glanced at the barrage while waiting for the crash, he thought in his heart that it would be good to Cp anytime.

Q: What is the most effective way to eliminate a rival in love?
Answer: Find a boyfriend for your rival.

In this way, even if the two of them failed to make it to the end, judging by Shi Qi's sexual orientation, it would be impossible to play Lang Qiao's idea again, right?
Simply once and for all!
The more Ji Shaoyi thought about it, the more exciting he felt. He wished he could turn into a CP fan on the spot, press their heads, produce food, and move to the Civil Affairs Bureau!

At any time, Cp is locked by the master, and Tian Luo swallows the key!

When he heard that he was a CP fan, Jiang Xiaosui wanted to cry even more: "Then why are you chasing me?"

"You're too slow in producing grain, and the technology of making sugar is not very good." Ji Shaoyi sighed, and came to the joke, with a serious look like an old father: "Cub, Dad is very disappointed in you."

Jiang Xiaosui: "???" No, weren't you still a CP fan just now?Why did he suddenly become my father again?

I suspect you are taking advantage of me, but I have no proof...

This shocking reversal made all the friends in the live broadcast laugh out loud.

[Ha ha ha ha ha ha, what the hell? 】

【Shock!A man crashed his car because he was dissatisfied with the speed at which his fan Cp was distributing candy. How many streets did he chase the owner? 】

[Hahahahaha, what the hell are you sand sculpture fans?Go for Grandpa!Put the knife on Sui Sui's neck, let him marry Qi Shen quickly! 】

[Hahahaha I learned it, next time Qi Shen doesn't want to double row with Sui Sui, we'll attack him! 】

[Forget it, someone who needs game skills, someone who can chase this professional player for a few blocks without getting killed... What the hell?This person can't be a professional player who secretly came to knock candy under a trumpet, right? 】

[Ha ha ha ha, things seem to be getting more and more interesting? 】

They thought it was quite funny, and Jiang Xiaosui was about to cry in anger: "What can I do? You probably don't know how terrifying a creature like a straight man is, he..."

Jiang Xiaosui was about to accuse Shi Qi of all kinds of straight man behavior, when he heard the CP fan seem to choke, and said with tears in his eyes: "No, I understand!"

"Although I'm a boy, you may not believe me if I tell you, but my girlfriend is a straight steel girl who can compete with Qi Shen!"

Ji Shao wiped away tears that didn't exist, and began to complain: "I praised her for her beautiful hairstyle, and she wanted to arrange the same style for me. I tried everything possible to invite her to dinner, but she said she was paraplegic. , that is, for the sake of my cat, she is willing to stay by my side obediently."

"There is no such thing as a straight man of steel, but he doesn't like you enough!"

"Ah?" The more Jiang Xiaosui listened, the more he felt that it made sense: "Then what should we do?"

"What else can I do?" Ji Shaoyi hated iron but not steel: "Fuck! Just push hard! As long as the flirting skills are good, straight men can also be pushed down. Acting coquettishly and being cute is indispensable, and you can do what you like. It's important, brother and husband call it casually, the effect of keeping it is like taking medicine, throwing it into your arms and giving it to you, there is always a way to have a curative effect."

Jiang Xiaosui was stupefied by him for a moment, and automatically imagined how cute he was to Shi Qi's coquettish...

Hey, the more I think about it, the more I feel that I need to be beaten. Qi Shen didn't beat him until he was paralyzed because he didn't want to go to jail.

Jiang Xiaosui shivered, and said weakly: "Forget it, I'm afraid Qi Shen can't help but want to solo with me in real life, professional players will be banned for fighting."

He is still young, he doesn't want to spend the rest of his life in bed.

Besides, he just formed a CP with Qi Shen, and he didn't want to fall in love, so why did he act like he wanted to actively chase him?

Ji Shaoyi knew that he would be cowardly, so he said 'hurt' on the spot: "Why don't you say that people are different? You may not believe it. Before I decided to chase her, I had already covered the cemetery and personal accident insurance. bought it."

"Really? Is it really so fierce?" Jiang Xiaosui looked shocked: "Are you afraid that you will be beaten to death by her because you are too pretentious to be beaten?"

While shocked, he was still a little bit entangled, wondering if I should arrange a copy for myself?
After all, judging by how much he died in front of God Qi every day, he was likely to be beaten.

He was about to give a thumbs up to this heroic and flirtatious buddy, when he heard him say, "No, I was prepared in advance to be pissed off."

Jiang Xiaosui: "..." It's too real.

Maybe this is true love, because he is so cowardly and unworthy.

"So, I'm still alive and well, what are you afraid of?" Ji Shaoyi made the early preparations and began to stir up his emotions: "A real man should not be afraid of strong punches, and go up to men! Come on, Sui Sui, take down Qi Shen, and thousands of CP fans and I are waiting for you to open a warehouse for us!"

　Ji Shaoyi, forever God!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)