The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 137 Realizing the Freedom of Sugar Knocking

Chapter 137 Realizing the Freedom of Sugar Knocking
The words not only stirred up Jiang Xiaosui's blood, but even the CP fans in the live broadcast room were so excited that tears filled their eyes.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Duck with you!Take down God Qi!Open the warehouse and release sugar! 】

[Chong duck with you!Before my roommate died, he said that he wanted to realize the freedom of sugar cracking! 】

[Hahahaha my god, it's a pity that this CP fan doesn't engage in pyramid schemes!I’ve only seen people who don’t have enough sugar to make up their brains, but I haven’t seen people who don’t have enough sugar to directly ask the main ones! 】

[He has always been able to brainwash. 】

【Follow!Forever God! 】

Jiang Xiaosui was boiling and boiling, but the pressure in his heart was not lacking at all. When he thought of Shi Qi's crushing height, he was inexplicably a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice: "Let's forget it..."

"It's about the freedom of sugar cracking for countless CP fans, how can you say that it's all right?" Ji Shaoyi saw that he was going to back down, and he couldn't help being a little impatient: "You can't bear to watch fans have to climb the wall because they don't have sugar cracking Are you going to buy other companies? Do you know how fierce the competition in the CP market is now?"

Jiang Xiaosui: "I..."

"No!" Ji Shaoyi interrupted him without hesitation: "You don't know! The sea knows when the fish cry, but who knows when the CP fans cry? Because there is not enough sugar, we don't even have the confidence to speak in front of other houses, because there is not enough sugar Too much, we don't even dare to Amway the people around us, because there is not enough candy, I picked the candy until my fingers were bald and skinned!"

"Is it that serious?" Jiang Xiaosui was completely startled, "I thought you would like to watch us play games..."

Before Ji Shaoyi could speak, the CP fans in the live broadcast room had already answered for him.

[Ahhh, this Jimei really spoke my heart!I just want to know when my shit-picking days will end. 】

[Woooooo, the love I'm talking about can be fake, but the CP I'm a fan of must be real! 】

【Follow!Candy!Follow!Candy! 】

Jiang Xiaosui: "???" What the hell did I do to me?

He shouldn't have taken over Qi Shen's account so quickly!Otherwise, it would be Qi Shen who is sitting here and being forced to give candy!
Life is not easy, and you will be autistic at any time.

Can't fight, can't talk, Jiang Xiaosui decisively chose to close the wheat, manipulating the bloody figure to run forward silently, and praying in his heart for some kind-hearted person passing by, who can give this cp to the madman Han Han shot.

And Ji Shaoyi's brainwashing is still going on: "Even if you don't think about us CP fans, you should think about your own happiness. You can really look at Qi Shen and other men calmly and ask yourself. Do you want to form a CP? Do you really want to take advantage of the good times to build up a wave of CP fans? Do you really want to have a lifetime of socialist brotherhood with him?"

Jiang Xiaosui: "..." Cp really misses Cp, but...

"May I take the liberty to ask, how tall is your girlfriend?"

Ji Shaoyi was a little confused by his endless questions, and subconsciously replied: "151."

"Then do you know how tall Qi Shen is?" Jiang Xiaosui asked again.

Ji Shaoyi: "How would I know that?"

"Qi Shen 185!" Jiang Xiaosui said angrily: "You, a person who dies in front of 151 people every day and has not been beaten to death so far, want me to die in front of 185 people?"

"When a person at 151 is angry, he can at most jump up and hit your knee. Not only does it not hurt you, but you think it is very cute, but what about me?" The god is offended, why don't you be pressed and beaten by him?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn jumped up and hit her knee, you probably don't know how cute she looks with a hammer in her hand.

He was silent for a while, and found that there was really no way to refute these words, maybe this was the difference between the boss and the boss.

Always like him, he can do whatever he wants without being afraid of being beaten.

The boss is like Jiang Xiaosui, who is afraid of being beaten even if he gives out a candy to CP fans.

Ji Shaoyi sighed: "Since you insist on not giving candy, don't blame me for being cruel."

With a big jump, he rushed forward for a while, which made Jiang Xiaosui jump too. He was so scared that he even forgot to silence the sound: "What the hell are you going to do?"

"What else can I do?" Ji Shaoyi waved his fist twice: "I'll hit you."

Jiang Xiaosui was really about to cry in anger: "Buying and selling can't be done with righteousness, brother! There is really no need to kill them all like this?"

Ji Shaoyi's murderous intentions were already on the rise, and now he just wanted to chase him to the housing area to pick up a gun for a quick fight, so he ignored him at all.

"I beg you, okay?" Jiang Xiaosui saw that the emotion card was not easy to use, so he could only threaten him with his neck: "I actually drive four rows with this one, and I really have teammates! If you stop now There's still time, or you won't be able to run away when they come over!"

"But pull it down, if you have teammates who have arrived earlier, you still have to wait until now?" Ji Shaoyi exposed his lie without hesitation.

Jiang Xiaosui was completely desperate, and while running mechanically, he thought: It's over, I may become the first professional player in the history of eating chicken to be chased for more than ten minutes, and then punched to death.

This video will definitely be edited by fans and put in the collection of various famous scenes in the e-sports circle.

Woooooo, his fame in the first life is completely ruined.

Jiang Xiaosui was sadly thinking about what his teammates would look like when they saw this video, when he caught a glimpse of a jeep parked on a hillside not far away from the corner of his eye.

Rather than being chased and beaten to death by him, it is better to fight.

Jiang Xiao followed the direction of the mouse and ran towards the jeep, pressed F to get in the car, and W to accelerate.

He swung the tail of the dragon and turned the front of the car, only to find that the target he was going to hit disappeared out of thin air.

Turning to look at the co-pilot again... Jiang Xiaosui shut himself off.

Ji Shaoyi was sitting in the co-pilot, looking at him obediently.

With the thought of dying with him, Jiang Xiaosui held down the Shift key and turned the accelerator to the maximum.

The jeep roared, shot out like an arrow off the string, and then crashed into a tree.

Ji Shaoyi, who was sitting in the co-pilot, was safe and sound, while Jiang Xiaosui, who was sitting in the driver's seat, disappeared on the spot...

Ji Shaoyi: "..." This is probably the legendary me killing myself.

He laughed out loud on the spot, jumped out of the car, and applauded Jiang Xiaosui's urn.

Before driving away, he did not forget to leave a devilish sentence: "I will come again."

Jiang Xiaosui: "???" Listen?Is this speaking human language?

He was so angry that he unplugged his keyboard and mouse on the spot, and said viciously: "He does whatever he likes, if I dare to play Qishen again in the future, I will be a dog!"

[Hahahahahaha welcome to Jimei again?I can't wait to see him force Qi Shen to give candy! 】

【Ahhhhhhhh Jimei, who is so talented and nice to speak, must come here often! 】

[Hahahaha Although Sui Sui is miserable, I still want to see how he got fat when he was sniped? 】

 Everyone, Happy Children's Day~
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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