The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 143 Online Persuasion
Ji Shaoyi: "???" Sorry to bother you.

Since there are 100 professional players participating in each game of PUBG, each game is a grand gathering of players.

Battles happen at any time, wonderful operations emerge in endlessly, and the director can only choose the most exciting scenes to rebroadcast.

Star players have limited shots, and lesser-known teams are more likely to have no shots at all.

Not to mention how many bullets are left in the gun in No. 15 minutes and 15 second, the camera may not even cut on him at No. [-] minutes and [-] second!
Ji Shao said wholeheartedly that I would be a ghost if I knew, you are obviously embarrassing me.

On the bright side, there was still a smile on her face: "Oh~ I'm a girl, and I'm not interested in these beating and murdering Dences~ People's attention is all on my brother's prosperous beauty~"

As he said, he was still standing on the bank to show his heart to Shi Qi who was in the water, Shi Qi was so disgusted that he almost vomited out the overnight meal.

"Really?" Shi Qi raised his eyebrows, "Then may I ask again, what clothes did I wear that day? How many buttons were buttoned? What material are the buttons made of?"

Ji Shaoyi: "???" Are you the fucking reincarnation of a gangster with so many questions?
He took a deep breath, resisting the urge to pull this man out of the screen and beat him up, and replied in a childlike voice: "You must be wearing a team uniform when you are playing~ Brother, your question is too incompetent la~"

Then click on Baidu and start searching: What is the material of the buttons of Team RT's uniform...

Then he found out in embarrassment... After a few buttons, the team uniforms of the RT team were all zippered.

There are some straight men who don't show much on the surface, but secretly dig holes everywhere to test him.

The scheming dog man is the most annoying, heh ~ tui!

Fortunately, he searched the Internet.

Ji Shaoyi was about to praise his wit, when he heard Shi Qiliang's swishing voice from the earphones: "Sorry, I didn't play in that round at all."

Ji Shaoyi: "???"

He closed himself.

[Hahahahaha, some straight men can't flirt with their wives, but when it comes to straight girls, it's the same thing? 】

【Qi Shen: You think I'm on the first floor, but I'm actually on the fifth floor. 】

[Hahahahahahaha, the girl was stupid on the spot. 】

[Hahahahahahahah, I will feel green after being kicked by a donkey? 】

[Sui Sui: As long as my husband is straight enough, no one can get me! 】

【good!As expected of me, God Qi! 】

Seeing the two of them chasing after each other in the quality square, Jiang Xiaosui suddenly wanted to chop off his hand that agreed to the friend application.

Qi Shen didn't talk so much when he was in duo with him, so how come it's all right as soon as the girl's vocal cords are changed?

Sure enough, all straight men love loli?

While thinking wildly, the plane took off.Jiang Xiaosui marked P City casually, thinking a bit darkly: A girl with such a soft and cute voice is very good at first glance, and when she lands, it is too late for her to hide everywhere, so she probably won't have time to harass Qi Shen ?

What he didn't expect was that the girl marked a military base with her backhand, and said in a coquettish voice: "P city is so boring, let's just go to the airport, right?"

When it was over, he said to Shi Qi cowardly: "Brother, you have to protect me~"

Brother Shi Qi didn't want to protect her, so he marked a ruin with his backhand, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious: You guys can do whatever you like, I went to the ruins to pick up junk.

As a result, as soon as he jumped out of the sky, the two men followed him eagerly.

Ji Shaoyi was not idle while skydiving, asking questions one after another, like checking a household registration: "Brother, do you have a girlfriend now? What kind of girl do you like? Mind the big age difference ?"

And Shi Qi didn't know whether he was crazy or what, for the first time, he didn't take her words as a deaf ear, and returned her backhand with three repeated rhetorical questions: "Are you really my fan? Have you really watched my game? Why don't you even know that our uniforms don't have buttons?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

For a moment, he doubted his own judgment: Can Shi Qi, a simple-minded man, really be able to seduce his husband?Why did he think it was impossible?
He even wondered if the two of them had a trick. They were lovers on the surface, but they were actually good socialist brothers.

Lang Qiao is so straight, maybe he taught him!

Thinking of the past when he was directly rejected by Lang Qiao, Ji Shaoyi put all the blame on him, and as soon as he cleared his throat, he became disgusted and became more disgusted: "Oh~ I usually have too much homework, I have a lot of studies, I don’t have time to watch my brother’s games~ But my love for my brother will never change~~~”

Before Shi Qi could answer, Jiang Xiaosui said weakly, "That... Our World Championship just happened to be on summer vacation."

"And today Tuesday, why do you have time to play games when you have too much homework?" Shi Qi added.

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Hey, you two are working together to bully me!
But what could he do?He couldn't call Lang Qiao over and bully him back together.

If his lord knows that he hooks up with wild men in the game, why don't he have his skin pulled and his tendons cramped?

Ji Shao felt horrible when he thought about it, and even his voice was even more pitiful: "Hey~ I'm a day student~ And I'm about to enter the third year of junior high school, and I'm going to a cram school during the summer vacation~"

Shi Qi: "..." Well, a person who is about to enter the third year of junior high school and has to go to cram school during the summer vacation secretly plays games on Tuesday night.

interesting.

He hooked the corners of his lips darkly, and said slowly: "Is it the second year of junior high school? Come and listen to the chapter "The Story of the Nuclear Boat"?"

Ji Shaoyi was completely numb, and the moment he landed, he even wanted to pick up a gun and fight him, so he wouldn't be such a bully.

While Jiang Xiaosui was gloating, he still didn't forget to slap him secretly: "If you are not good at Chinese, you can also memorize mathematics, such as the complete square formula or something."

Shi Qi nodded: "Physics is also fine, tell me about the three elements of force?"

"Is there chemistry in the second year of junior high school?" Jiang Xiaosui, a scumbag student, was actually a little confused, and said weakly: "Or can you tell me what is SB's Chinese name?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Master stop reading.

If SB has a Chinese name, it must be Shi Qi and Jiang Xiaosui, no objections are accepted!

How hard is he to think about it, that he would come out to tease a straight man of steel when there is a straight girl at home?
If Lang Qiao was able to suffocate him to the last breath, then Qi would have pulled out his oxygen with his backhand.

If things go on like this, the cemetery and personal accident insurance he bought in advance may be effective...

He was about to be driven crazy, and the melon-eating crowd in the live broadcast room were about to die of laughter.

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha anytime Cp, online persuasion? 】

【Shock!The young girl in the prime of life was actually inspected by two men in turn to check the knowledge points!Is the truth behind the annihilation of humanity or the degeneration of morality? 】

(End of this chapter)