The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 144

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha society, I, Qi God, talk to many people and talk ruthlessly! 】

[Chemistry only started in the third year of junior high school, so do whatever you want! 】

[Hahahahahaha I feel sorry for my little sister. 】

In the hahaha barrage that filled the screen, Ji Shaoyi sniffed his nose and wanted to cry, "I'm sorry brother, I'm afraid you think I'm young and won't take me to play, so I lied to you... ..."

"Actually..." In order to achieve the effect of confusing the real with the real one, he even sobbed artificially a few times: "Actually, I am a primary school student!"

Ji Shaoyi pretended to cry while thinking: junior high school masters can't do it, but elementary school students should be able to do it, right?

He didn't believe that Shi Qi could beat him!

And Shi Qi Leng let out a cry, and the perverted elementary school question opened his mouth: "A frog climbs up from the bottom of a well 7 meters deep, climbs 3 meters during the day and falls 2 meters at night, how many days can it take to reach the mouth of the well?"

Just kidding, before he played e-sports, he was a student at least. He would go to tutor the children in the neighborhood during the winter and summer vacations. He was the best at dealing with such brats.

And Ji Xiongzi Shaoyi counted with his fingers for a long time, and said weakly: "7, 7 days?"

Climb 3 meters and slide 2 meters every day = climb 1 meter a day. According to this progress, isn’t it 7 days?

The more Ji Shaoyi thought about it, the more he felt that there was nothing wrong with it.

"Wrong." Shi Qi looked like he was looking at a fool: "The frog climbed 4 meter a day for the first 1 days, and climbed 5 meters on the fifth day and came out directly."

At the end, he raised his eyebrows and asked him mockingly, "Or do you think this frog has the same cerebral palsy as you? It climbed to the mouth of the well on the fifth day and didn't know how to walk, and you're still waiting for it to slide down again?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." You are the only one with cerebral palsy, your whole family has cerebral palsy!

He lost, he lost a complete defeat!
If he had known it would be useful when breaking heads with his love rival, he wouldn't have skipped class every day to go to the flyover when he was a child!

As long as he can listen to a sentence or two casually during class, he won't be crushed by Shi Qi so embarrassingly!
While Ji Shaoyi regrets his bowels, he can even make up his mind when he arrives. Straight steel man, Xueba, Qi Helang, Steel straight girl, Xueba, Qiao get together every day, you test me a math problem, and I ask questions The sweet look of one of your texts.

During the holidays, you must give me a set of "Three-Year Simulation of the Five-Year High School Entrance Examination", and I will give you a set of "Real Papers for the College Entrance Examination".

Not to mention dating, two people who have been busy for a day find a small secluded corner, you do your five or three, and I do my test paper.

Xueba couples walk together, whoever has the lowest score is the dog!

ah!Is this the love of the legendary Xueba?It's enviable just thinking about it... a hammer.

Ji Shaoyi even felt that the reason why the two of them didn't get together later might be because Shi Qi betrayed their vows of "scholar couples go together, whoever has the lowest score is the dog" and became obsessed with the little fairy game.

But that's not right... His husband also had a lot of fun playing games...

The more Ji Shaoyi thought about it, the more confused he felt. Right now he can't do the questions, he can't talk about it, and there is no other way except to use his best babble to get away.

"Hey..."

"Shut up." Shi Qi interrupted him without hesitation, "I don't want to talk to the scumbag."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Fuck, is this the arrogance of a top student?

"I, I, I... I seem to be a scumbag..." Jiang Xiaosui weakly raised his hand.

Shi Qi glanced at him coolly, "Shut up too."

Jiang Xiaosui: "..." Knock!Thought I could get special treatment!

[Hahahahahahaha Shi Qi, forever god! 】

[Hahahaha Qi God, please be more sober, that is your wife! 】

[Hahahaha God Qi is crazy about killing, and he has begun to distinguish between friends and foes! 】

[Qi Shen: I went crazy and even killed my wife! 】

Jiang Xiaosui shut up aggrievedly.

Ji Shaoyi is not that obedient, the more Shi Qi resists, the more he wants to tease him.

He can handle a straight girl of steel, why can't a straight man of steel?
So after he landed, he didn't pick up the medicine or the gun, and just followed Shi Qi's ass the whole time, and whenever he got the chance, he would disgust him: "Brother, brother, do you want a third-level leader? I have one here~"

The other party didn't want to talk to him, and rewarded him with a grenade.

Ji Shao avoided it with a grin, and marked him a bottle of Coke: "Brother, brother~ Do you want to drink it? People use body temperature to help you warm~"

Shi Qi didn't even look at the bottle of drink, he raised his hand and shot him.

Ji Shaoyi called out coquettishly: "I hate it~ You shot someone in the heart and provoked them~"

Shi Qi: "..." Damn, I want to beat her to death.

He turned around mercilessly and walked into a small toilet. Ji Shaoyi followed immediately, shaking his head and said to him, "Brother, why don't you talk? Did I make you angry?"

Shi Qi resisted the urge to kill his teammates, took a deep breath, and typed a few words on the keyboard.

[I don't want to name it: hearing impaired, don't make a sound. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn hearing impaired, weren't you quite capable when you yelled at me just now?
He manipulated his game character to hit the door of the small toilet, and then stood still.

Shi Qi wandered around in the small toilet, but couldn't find anything good. He turned his head and was about to leave, but saw this non-mainstream little loli standing in the middle of the door with her head tilted, blocking the way out. of.

The window of the small toilet cannot be opened, and if you want to go out, you can only go through the door.

Ji Shaoyi pretended to be cute and shook his head at him, but what he said was not cute at all: "You give me a heart, and I will let you out."

Shi Qi: "..." The god is so fucking heart-to-heart.

He raised his hand with a big mouth, and said fiercely: "Get out of the way, or I will kill you."

"I don't!" Ji Shao didn't blink a single eye: "Even if you kill me, my heart is still on you~"

Shi Qi: "..." Who wants your heart.

Is cerebral palsy all that unreasonable?

He was completely stunned. He squatted in the small toilet with the gun in his hand, and then stopped moving, as if he was in a prison.

Ji Shaoyi was so relieved that he played "Tears Behind the Bar" for him even after touching the phone.

As soon as the sad prelude came out, everyone in the live broadcast room cried.

Laughing and crying.

[Hahahahahaha my god, do elementary school students have so many tricks nowadays?Through the screen, I felt Qi Shen's deep helplessness. 】

[Hahahaha what's going on, God Qi?Why did you accidentally squat in the bureau? 】

[Don't say anything, Qi Shen will reform well, and be a new man after he comes out! 】

After the long prelude, a sad male voice rang out: "Iron gates, iron windows, iron chains~ Hold on to the iron windows and I look out..."

When he heard it, Qi really wanted to shove her and black her out.

He, the blocked person, hadn't done anything yet, so Jiang Xiaosui became anxious outside, "Sister, what are you doing? Didn't he just care about your studies, why did you avenge your kindness?"

　Lang Qiao was on his way with a knife...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)