The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 19 The Deserved Best Weak Zero

[1322L: So the dog man Ji Shao was not only killed by a shot, but also by a loli whose height is not even below his waistline?It's ok, the best weak zero is the real hammer. 】

[1323L: Don't wait for me to have a chance to see Ji Shaoyi again, otherwise I will definitely give him a thumbs up on the spot and praise him: Good!As expected of you! 】

【1324L：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈嗝最佳弱零实锤了！So it doesn't matter if she is real or not, just smile? 】

[1325L: The fierce 1 who is so cute that he spits milk, and the weak zero who is so coquettish to heaven?Hey woo woo woo, I'm so excited about this pair of CPs again, Lang の Ji Mo is locked!Master Key swallowed it! 】

[1326L: Hahahaha, I laughed so hard that the voice-activated lights in the whole neighborhood turned on!And people with a radius of tens of miles will live on hearing aids for the rest of their lives! 】

And Ji Shaoyi: "???" What a joke, I don't want to lose face?

He clicked on the photo and looked at it again and again, the more he looked at it, the more familiar it became, so he pushed the phone in front of Tian Luo: "Do you think this girl looks familiar?"

"Hey, who doesn't look familiar to you Jida socialite?" Tian Luo, who was digging his head into the rice, glanced casually, and was so excited that he almost sprayed his rice: "Fuck, shit, shit, this looks really familiar!"

Ji Shao wiped his face and looked at him expressionlessly.

Tian Luo rubbed his hands together in embarrassment, swallowed the food in his mouth and said, "Boss, I have a bold idea."

He said, pointing his hand in the direction Ji Shaoyi was staring at just now, "Except for the gender that seems wrong, the height and body shape seem to be right."

As soon as Ji Shao looked in the direction he pointed, he saw the little red guy playing a skateboard, and then suddenly smiled: "Not only the height and shape, but also the gender."

They were probably blinded by her handsome back in the sunset, so they preconceived that she was a boy, but now it seems that apart from her relatively neutral dressing style, she also behaves towards women in all aspects .

For example, there will be a little sister to accompany the meal, and another example is to use chopsticks to roll the noodles.

If she is really Lang's temptation.
Unconsciously, Ji Shaoyi's indifferent voice emerged in Ji Shaoyi's mind, coupled with her cool appearance on a skateboard in the sunset. It's so damn suitable!
At this moment, he felt that he was the truth.

And Tian Luo looked at Ji Shaoyi and then at the little red guy not far away, his whole face was full of confusion: "Boss, you say this little red guy is a woman? Why don't I look like it? She is too thin, why does she seem to have no breasts? She"

"Shut up!" Seeing that his car was about to derail, Ji Shao raised his hand and gave him a shudder, and said coldly, "It's as if it's in the photo."

Tian Luo silently glanced at the photo again, okay really not
The little red guy on the skateboard is a real girl!Although it's a bit flat, it looks cute with cement. I can do it with short-legged loli!
The above is all Tian Lolicon Luo's thoughts after seeing the photos, until
Ji Shao knew what he was thinking just by looking at his idiot face. With the idea of ​​not shocking himself alone, he approached Tian Luo and whispered the devil's must-have skill: "Say it and you You may not believe it, but she is the legendary No. 1 in the university town, Lang の Temptation."

Tian Luo, who was full of idiots, turned into a black question mark face in seconds: "??? Excuse me?"

What did he hear!
"Yes, you heard me right." Ji Shaoyi smiled kindly, and repeated again with 'good intentions': "She, steel fierce 1, Lang の temptation."

Tian Luo played back all kinds of manly operations of Lang's temptation in his mind, and looked at Lang Qiao who was not far away, who was well-behaved and rolled his face, with an unbelievable expression on his face: "She, she, she, she is Lang's temptation? You are such a cute girl? Tread me on the horse and tell me that she is the temptation of the man? The temptation of the number one fierce 1 man in the university town?"

He privately thought that even if Lang の Temptation was a woman, she should be a female hero who does not need a man to change the light bulb and can carry a gas tank with bare hands, and has nothing to do with loli or anything.

Ji Shaoyi appreciated his shocked expression with satisfaction, and even reminded him: "It's just that the appearance is more like a loli, and the style of behavior has nothing to do with a loli, okay?"

"That's still hard to believe!" Tian Luo's innocent boy's heart was almost shattered, "Such a cute girl, why can't she think about going out and becoming a 1! She is not convincing at all, okay?"

"Then I, who is [-] meters tall, will be very convincing if I force him out to be zero?"

Tian Luo: "Yes, you have."

Ji Shaoyi: "." I'm autistic.

After seeing the true face of Lang's temptation, Tian Luo couldn't even eat a meal. He took a bite of the meal and looked at him, and sighed again: "A good loli, why did you form a CP with you?"

Then he took another bite of the rice, and sighed again: "I can really be a loli like this!"

When he took the third bite of the meal, he seemed to have finally made up his mind. He patted Ji Shaoyi on the shoulder and said, "Boss, after you regain the title of solo row king, can you introduce her to me? I can." Instead of you, comfort her heart that was riddled with holes by you!"

Ji Shaoyi: "It's my heart that's wounded and riddled with holes, thank you."

Tian Luo: "."

In just a few short minutes, the Lang の Ji Mo CP building has grown dozens of floors higher, and every layer is praising Ji Shaoyi as the best weakling who deserves it. Worried, he poked Tian Luo and said, "I'll borrow your number tonight?"

"What again?"

Ji Shaoyi pointed to Lang Qiao, and pondered: "If the soft girl can't do it, I'll try pretending to be a hunk again?"

Tian Luo: "???" What kind of showmanship is it to pretend to be a macho?
He had no doubts that if he hadn't wanted to fight his mother to the end, his eldest would be learning role-playing at Jinshi Academy of Drama, which is diagonally opposite Jinhua University.

"Actually, I think so." Tian Luo pointed to his mobile phone, "Maybe you two can add a QQ?"

"It's inconvenient to always speak harshly through friend requests, isn't it? And it's very face-to-face."

Ji Shaoyi pondered for a moment, then nodded: "It makes sense."

Then he took a long leg and walked towards them.

……

On the other side, Lang Qiao was still worried about Ji Shaoyi's transformation into a violent attack, so he took a bite of noodles and asked Gu Congxin once: "How is it, has he turned into a violent attack?"

Gu Congxin: "No, he has become the best weakling that deserves it."

Lang Qiao: "..." I can't move it, I can't move it.

She wanted to say something more, but out of the corner of her eye, she caught sight of a familiar figure who suddenly stood up and walked towards them quickly.

The boy was tall and long-legged, and he walked up to them in two or three steps, and reached out to knock on the table.

　[see biubiu at five o'clock]

　　
　
(End of this chapter)