The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 194: Giving a Man a Fish is worse than Teaching him to Fish
As soon as Lang Qiao saw the word 'shopping', he inexplicably remembered the fear of being dominated by Ms. Yi, a shopping madman, all those years ago.

She really couldn't understand that there were only three steps to buy something, take the item, pay, and leave.

Buying is buying, and if you don’t buy, you don’t buy. What does she mean by shopping around?
She bought it when she liked it, put it down when she didn't like it, put it down after she liked it, and went back to buy it after shopping around.
What's even more frightening is that Ms. Yi also likes to put some pink and tender clothes on her...

If you want to dress up your daughter like everyone else, you can just find Lang Yan, why do you have to trouble her?
And Mr. Lang, who also doesn't like shopping, not only did not stop Ms. Yi's bad behavior, but also patted her on the shoulder more than once, and brainwashed her solemnly: You are already a little man who can take care of himself. Mom is here.

And Lang Qiao: "." Dad, please be sober, I am a woman.

Only at this time, she is willing to let go of her dignity as a boss, and doesn't want to be a real man anymore.

The more Lang Qiao thought about it, the more he felt overwhelmed, so he answered him backhandedly.

[Steel Concrete: Real men never go shopping. 】

Want to trick her into going shopping?There are no doors!

And Ji Shaoyi: "???" Okay, after all, I am unworthy.

He already wanted to buy some daily necessities, but if Lang Qiao didn't accompany him, he would have to go there alone.

Just in time for Christmas, the cheerful music of "Jingle Bells" is played in the brightly lit shopping malls, and ribbons and balloons are hung everywhere.

Children laughed and ran and made a fuss, while young men and women walked hand in hand and shoulder to shoulder, shopping for holiday supplies together.

The whole shopping mall is bustling and bustling.

However, the excitement is theirs, and Ji Shaoyi, a person whose 'date' invitation was ruthlessly rejected, has nothing.

He wandered around the daily necessities area listlessly, and heard Eason Chan's "Christmas Knot" played in the shopping mall after a cheerful "Jingle Bells" was played.

The affectionate male voice sang in a low voice: "Merry merry christmas, Lonely lonely christmas, I want to bless who I should give..."

And Ji Shaoyi: "..." Damn it, the more I listen to it, the more I feel pitiful, why is it so fat?

After staring at the young couples coming and going for a while, Ji Lemon Extract Shaoyi took out his phone decisively.

Since the person he likes is not willing to come out, then he has no choice but to trick her with some tricks.

Lang Qiao was taking notes and remembering the above, when he saw...

The news of Ji · Clingy Spirit · Shaoyi who just went out for a while came again.

She was so entangled that she lost her temper, and was about to put it aside and ignore him, when she saw from the flash notification...

[Mischievous eyes and eyes: Is the gentleman there?Your little one is lost and needs you to come and pick her up before she can go home. 】

With a sound of 'click', the pen in Lang Qiao's hand was scared away, and his mind was full of: Oh, it's over...

The people who fell in love with her will disappear, and there is a hammer to write this "Five Years of Love and Three Years Simulation"!
She picked up her phone and was about to rush out, but after running a few steps, she suddenly calmed down, and realized something was wrong belatedly.

[Steel Concrete: Didn't you say that the shopping mall is nearby?Why do you get lost? 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Oops, forget that this is Liao, a straight daughter of science and engineering with very strict logic.

[Lack of heart and eyes: Hey, hey, you are a road idiot. You must know that in the eyes of our road idiots, the same road is different from going forward and backward, and walking during the day is different from walking at night. Walking in summer is different from walking in winter, and walking on holidays is different from walking on weekdays. 】

[Mischievous Eyes: Don't ask, if you ask, you can look at it horizontally as mountains and peaks, with different distances and heights. 】

Lang Qiao: "..." God damn it looks like a mountain from the side to a peak.

If he used half of his coquettish anger on long-sightedness, it wouldn't be like this.

[Steel Congealer: Adopt Er Gouzi after you go back. 】

Ji Shaoyi never expected that he had typed so many characters in a vain manner just to pretend, and even used the ancient poems that were basically returned to the Chinese teacher after the college entrance examination, so he came up with this sentence.

[Mischievous eyes: Why? 】

[Steel Concrete: Take it with you when you go out in the future, as a guide dog. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn guide dogs.

He was pissed off.

[Mischievous eyes: Is this the point?The point is that you have to hurry up and pick me up!Otherwise, I don't know if there will be a future. 】

[Misunderstanding: I heard that traffickers like to kidnap and sell people like me the most. They don’t even need to change the city, they can sell me just by turning a corner! 】

And Lang Qiao...

[Steel Congealer: Well, you finally have a clear understanding of your IQ. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." So what?Are you in no hurry to lose your dear baby?
He closed himself.

[Mischievous eyes: So when are you coming to pick me up?It's so windy here, I'm so scared. 】

And Lang Qiao had calmed down the initial panic a long time ago, imitating the tone Mr. Lang taught her every day, typing and replying earnestly.

[Steel Concrete: You are already a big kid, it's time to learn to find your way home with your own strength. 】

Then she clicked on the file sharing mode and sent him a map app.

[Steel Concrete: You locate our hotel from your location, then turn on the real-time navigation, and follow the voice prompts to walk all the way back. 】

[Steel Concrete: My father said that it is better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish. If you get lost today, I can still pick you up. What if you get lost in another city in the future? 】

Ji Shaoyi was overwhelmed by her earnestness, he couldn't laugh or cry, but at the same time his heart was warm, and he was a little moved.

He wanted to trick her out to play, but his husband wanted him to take care of himself and go home safely no matter which city he went to, with or without her by his side.

Maybe this is a clumsy way of expressing love exclusively for straight men and straight women.

Not very romantic, but with great sincerity.

It is precisely because she is so good that Ji Shaoyi wants to ask her out, give her a big hug, and then go shopping together hand in hand.

What other couples should have for Christmas, so should his little girl.

So he hooked the corner of his lips, and replied to her as if he was cheating.

[Mischievous eyes: Then I will marry you home, and let you take me home for the rest of your life. 】

Lang Qiao: "..." Fuck.

Was he possessed by some little vixen today?Why is every word aimed at her heart?
Lang Qiao was so teased by his words 'marry home' that he blushed, fell down on the bed and thrashed happily for a long time before replying pretendingly serious.

(End of this chapter)