The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 21 Will getting a headshot from eating chicken affect your IQ?

Tian Luo: "..." With all due respect, what is the difference between you and those big trotters who abuse the sky and the earth in Ba Zongwen?
He sighed, and tried to enlighten him: "So think about it carefully, is there any childhood sweetheart who played mud with you when you were young, and finally moved? Don't all of you big families like to stage this kind of sadomasochistic drama? ?”

Ji Shaoyi really pinched his chin and pondered for a moment, and then said with a sad face: "There is no green plum, but there is a bamboo horse."

As soon as Tian Luo heard that it was a bamboo horse, he became even more excited: "Boss, I suddenly have a bolder idea!"

Ji Shaoyi: "???"

Tian Luo: "He changed his gender for love! It's always done like this in Vietnamese MVs!"

Ji Shaoyi: "." God damn Vietnam MV.

He silently rolled his eyes, raised his legs and walked towards the dormitory, not even bothering to vomit.

Tian Luo hurriedly followed, and the little mouth kept whispering in his ear: "Don't take it seriously, Boss, it's really possible. I'll tell you about the Vietnam MV."

"Shut up." Ji Shaoyi was so quarreled by him, "Be careful, I'll send you to Vietnam to dig coal!"

After being yelled at by him like this, Tian Luo was like a frightened little chick, silent for an instant, and followed Ji Shaoyi into the dormitory with a grievance, as obedient as he could be.

Those who didn't know thought that Young Master Ji was going to force him to do dirty things again.

After returning to the dormitory, Young Master Ji slumped on the gaming chair, Erlang raised his legs, and said, "My Zhuma Elementary School is the school's weightlifting team. He is two meters tall and looks like Li Kui. If he changes his gender."

Ji Shaoyi recalled Lang Qiao's approximate height, and couldn't help laughing for a while: "You have to cut off the whole part below the belly button to be so small?"

Tian Luo: "." Makes sense.

"But your speculation is not unreasonable." Ji Shao tapped one finger on the table, his mind was spinning rapidly, and he murmured: "She secretly took pictures of me on the street, but She refused to add me as a friend, she was obviously my fan girl, but she shot me dead in the game"

Tian Luo looked at him as if he had lost his soul every day, and couldn't help sighing, thinking that his boss might be doomed.

After all, before Lang's temptation appeared, the boss of his family played with Nuannuan in get out of class every day, played chicken after class, and even on the way back to the dormitory after school, he never forgot to call and bond with the four wild men he raised, no matter which one The mad bees, waves and butterflies came to show their favor, and they were all the flowers of Gaoling that no one would love when they wore sunglasses.

No matter what it is like now, Nuannuan doesn't fight, and she doesn't brush her fetters. She barely plays a few games to find the flower in the basin!
The altitude difference between Gaoling and Basin is so big, can there really be a future?
Tian Luo couldn't help worrying about the height of their future children.

Some people, in the name of a child bride-in-law, have the heart of an old mother, saying that they cannot abandon him as a child bride-in-law, and even worry about the height of their future children behind their backs.

When he recovered from his worries, he saw Ji Shaoyi turned around the gaming chair at some point, turned on the computer, and smiled strangely at the QQ login interface.

Tian Luo immediately smelled gossip, quickly moved a small bench over to him, and asked excitedly, "Why, boss?"

"Hush, don't talk." Ji Shaoyi made a silent gesture, and said with an inscrutable expression: "After my careful and logical analysis, I think that the reason why Lang's temptation refuses to interact with me face to face Friends, it's because—”

His voice became lower and lower, and he deliberately paused for a few seconds at the critical moment, provoking Tian Luo very anxiously: "Why? Hurry up and talk!"

"She's shy."

Tian Luo: "." Oh, I really didn't see it.

Other girls who are shy are always red-faced at their idols. When they come to Lang's Temptation, they say that they can't eat when they see you, implying that they have trouble sleeping and eating because of shyness, and express deeply from the side that they face their idols. shy?

After the slander was over, Tian Luo looked at his boss complicatedly, thinking that he might have been stunned by Lang's temptation shot.

He even clicked on Baidu and searched silently: Will being shot in the head while eating chicken affect IQ?

And the replies from sand sculpture netizens are also excellent: Of course, I will be sad for a whole day, and I will directly become cerebral palsy. I just came out of the ICU today [light cigarettes][light cigarettes][light cigarettes]
Tian Luo: "." He is a ruthless person!
And Ji Shaoyi is obviously more than a ruthless person, because after he logged on to QQ, he directly clicked on the freshman contact group of Jinhua University. Relying on himself as an administrator, he came up as a member of Aite, so scared that Tian Luo quickly pressed the button He stopped his typing hand: "What are you doing?"

If he remembered correctly, their counselors were still lurking in the freshman group.

"She's too embarrassed to add me in person, so I'll take the initiative to send it to her door to let her join." Ji Shaoyi brushed off his paw, feeling that his new plan was perfect: "Shouldn't this be enough sincerity?"

"But what does this have to do with you going crazy in the freshman group? What if she isn't your fan girl at all? And we help you."

Before Tian Luo could finish his words, he quickly pressed Enter, and shook his head, confidently saying: "Impossible! No one can resist Ji Shao's temptation!"

Tian Luo: "." I hope you can maintain this confidence in front of the counselor.

What can he do?He is just a child bride who has no right to speak. He can only silently pray to the counselor that the old man is already asleep, or silently help him pack his luggage when his eldest is dismissed.

This is the last love of his child bride.

Where can I find a good child bride-in-law like him!
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After returning to the dormitory from the cafeteria, Lang Qiao went to the bathroom to take a shower as usual, and before she could dry her dripping hair, Gu Congxin broadcasted like a loudspeaker from the living room: "Fuck, fuck, fuck!" Joe, come and see, your wife is flirting again!"

Lang Qiao wondered when he got an extra wife, and stepped on flip-flops to the living room, before he could ask, Gu Congxin dragged him to the sofa like a chick, and then threw him on the sofa roughly .

Gu Congxin's Amway method has always been simple and straightforward. After pulling the person to the sofa and sitting down, he forced the phone into her hand in the next second. Grandpa look!"

Lang Qiao stared at her girly Sailor Moon mobile phone case for a while, and said tentatively, "Did you change the mobile phone case again?"

　The Vietnam MV is the "Zixin" that was very popular at station B some time ago, and then there is a follow-up called "Lotus Flying to the Moon", and there is a modern version that I forgot what it is called. Go and see!Really, no novel dares to write like this!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)