The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 238
So she started her calm analysis without any desire to survive.

[Steel Concrete: In my opinion, this chat record has no credibility at all. 】

[Lack of heart and eyes:? ? ? 】

[Steel Concrete: As long as you know me a little better, you won't be fooled by her. 】

[Lack of heart and eyes:? ? ? 】

[Steel Concrete: If there is such a day, she should be the one who begs for mercy. 】

[Misunderstanding: So what?Should I wish you happiness now? 】

Some people are called sisters on the surface, but they even think about their relationship behind their backs?

Is this fucking plausible?

What's even more outrageous is that a certain straight girl not only didn't hear the sarcasm in his words, but replied him seriously.

[Steel Concrete: That's not necessary. 】

[Steel Concrete: I just think that with your ability to distinguish between true and false information, you should be easily deceived when you get old, so I suggest that in the future, the common property of both of us should be handed over to me for management. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God's fucking common property.

You are going to run away with the old Gu next door, only a fool will hand over the property to you!
Laughing angrily, he initiated a video invitation backhand, and the moment the other party connected, he flattened his mouth in aggrieved way: "So you said so much, you just don't plan to coax me, do you?"

As he said that, he still rolled on the bed coquettishly, and said angrily, "I'm angry!"

While Lang Qiao was so cute that his heart trembled, he also looked puzzled: "I didn't do anything wrong, why did I coax you?"

"You have a dog outside, you don't love me anymore!" Ji Shao was so angry that he beat the bed: "You just separated from me for a few hours, and you called the old Gu next door home!"

Seeing how annoying this little fairy is, she won't be able to take this bath for a while.

Lang Qiao sighed, and simply sat down on the small bench in the bathroom, blinking his big round eyes, and corrected solemnly: "Counsel is a human, not a dog."

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

He was very angry at this magical focus, and just about to say, 'It's even better to steal people', when she added in a low voice: "The way you look now, you look like a second dog who didn't grab the bone Son."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn Er Gouzi.

I suspect that you are calling me inhuman, and I have evidence!

"Why do you think she is a human being, and I'm just a dog who didn't grab a bone?" Ji Shao flopped on the bed with one or two legs, and angrily thumped the bed and said, "I'm obviously a dog that was caught Er Gouzi who is green, Er Gouzi who can't get his wife's favor!"

As he spoke, he sniffed aggrievedly, buried his face in the quilt, and began to cry falsely: "You don't love me anymore, and you don't even want to coax me. You used to put me on every night That's not what I said when I tricked you into your room, when I was doing something to me..."

This act of turning black and white, beating upside down, and the villain suing first completely stunned Lang Qiaoxiu. She looked at the crying dog on the screen with a dazed expression, her mind was full of...

Excuse me?are you fucking serious

Although it's a bit embarrassing to say it out, but it's obviously her who is tortured to death every night, okay?
She took back what she said this afternoon, men making trouble for no reason are scarier than women!
Lang Qiao rubbed his temples that were sore from the humming, and said with a helpless expression: "Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Only then did Ji Shaoyi stop his miserable whining, wiped away tears that didn't exist, and said, "Then tell me, if one day I fall into the water at the same time as Gu Tunsun, who do you save first?" ?”

Faced with this proposition, Lang Qiao rested his chin on his little hand, and after contemplating for a moment, he jumped out a sentence: "Why did you fall into the water?"

Ji Shaoyi: "It was a dark and windy night, and because I couldn't accept the fact that I was taken care of by the old neighbor next door, I felt malicious, so I asked her to go climbing together."

"After arriving at the top of the mountain, the sky just turned fish-belly white. Looking at this beautiful scene, Gu Tunsun suddenly had a sudden inspiration. He took out a notebook on the spot and sat on the top of the mountain to write fan literature. "Handsome Self-Cultivation" was written next to her, and just when I remembered the purpose of this trip and wanted to push her down, Gu Counsou's claws also reached out to me..."

Speaking of this, he sighed and said: "It turns out that when I wanted to push her, she also wanted to push me, so we both rolled down the cliff and fell into the water under the cliff."

After making up the story, he changed the topic: "And you just happened to pass by eating melons under the cliff at the moment, who do you save first?"

Lang Qiao looked at his long legs, then at his own small arms and legs, and said weakly, "I'll run first... I'm afraid you two will hit me."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Well, as expected of you.

"What if one has to be saved?" In order to prevent her from raising an argument, Ji Shaoyi specially emphasized: "Suppose you have the ability to save a person."

"Counsel me." Lang Qiao said, "She can't swim."

"Can I know how to swim?" Ji Shaoyi was completely desperate. His status is not as good as that of a cat, but now he can't even be as good as the old Gu next door?
He doesn't agree!
Then he saw that Lang Qiao gave him a look like a fool, and suddenly laughed twice and said: "Dogs usually know how to plan."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Fuck your mother, I'm autistic.

"What if I'm a dog who doesn't know how to dog-plan?" He asked persistently, and after the questioning, he still reminded her secretly: "You can make new friends if you lose them!"

And Lang Qiao: "It seems that if my wife is gone, I can find her again."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Goodbye, you and Gu Congxin go over there!

He was so angry that he pulled the quilt over and rolled around on the bed, wrapped himself up tightly, and looked even more like a second dog.

A wronged dog.

Seeing that Lang Qiao wanted to hug him for no reason, and asked him: "Why bother with this kind of problem? It's not realistic at all."

Well, the hug failed, but the question was accidentally out of my mouth.

"I just want to know." Ji · Er Gouzi · Shao Yi snorted, and his soft and waxy voice revealed the meaning of being coquettish: "I just want you to only see me in your heart and spoil me all your life one."

"You are so close to Lao Gu next door every day, he almost feels insecure~"

Lang Qiao: "..." If you don't feel safe, you don't feel safe. Can you fucking straighten your tongue and speak?
She rubbed the goosebumps on her arms, and tentatively said, "So if you want to feel safe, can I buy insurance for you?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..." God damn buy insurance.

Question: When a male (female) friend reasoned with you, how did you feel in your heart?
Ji Shaoyi: Abba, Baba, Baba...

(End of this chapter)