The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 239 Straight Man Emoticon Package

Because a certain straight girl's desire to survive was not strong enough, Ji Shaoyi's unreasonable troubles not only failed, but made her liver hurt from anger.

The conversation also ended with him unilaterally announcing their breakup for an hour.

Lang Qiao not only didn't panic at all, but felt that this idea was simply amazing.

An hour is just enough time for her to take a shower, and when she comes out of the bathroom, she will be a wife again!
However, when she rolled on the bed refreshed and sent a message to greet her lost wife, she saw...

[Misunderstanding: [Automatic reply] Welcome to call China Koukou customer service hotline, please press 1 for text chat, 2 for voice chat, 3 for video chat, 4 for continuation service, and 5 for fire service , press 6 for game invitation, press 7 for special service, press 8 for manual service, and press 0 to return to the previous level. 】

Lang Qiao: "..." For online dating, it should be considered a special service, right?

[Steel Concrete: 7. 】

[Misunderstanding: [Automatic reply] Hello, dear Koukou user, as of now, your favorability balance is 0.00 yuan, and you cannot apply for special services. fee. 】

Lang Qiao: "..." What the hell.

[Steel Concrete: How to pay? 】

[Lack of heart and eyes: [Automatic reply] Please press 1 for kissing and hugging, please press 2 for being coquettish and cute, please press 3 for kneeling on the washboard, press 4 for private money, 5 for ji qing fruit chat, and 6 for make love Press 0, otherwise press [-]. 】

Lang Qiao: "..." Damn it, men are really annoying.

She rolled around on the bed irritably, and finally decided... to go to Nima's love, I don't want it anymore!
But if this is the case... Will she never be able to suck dog eggs again?

Thinking of Ji Youyu snoring and stepping on milk every day, Lang Qiao felt...

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, but her love cannot be lost!

Even if it's for sucking cats, she still wants to coax her dear little wife back!
Although the previous methods are not suitable for her, she can try other methods!

As for the other way...

Well, although she couldn't think of it, she has Gu Congxin, a dog-headed military advisor!
Not long after Gu Congxin entered the bathroom, he heard a particularly concerned notification sound from his mobile phone.

As a single dog with no boyfriend, the only person she could care about was Lang Qiao.

[Lang's temptation: Captain Ji ignores me, what should I do? 】

Gu Congxin: "..." Tsk, a weakling said 'Of course I chose to forgive her', and started to quarrel with her behind her back?

And as the chief culprit who made Ji Shaoyi ignore her, would Gu Congxin obediently teach her to lie?
of course not!
The old Gu next door to her is going to take care of this weak possessive problem today!
Obviously she was the one who fed Lang Qiao every mouthful of food, so why can't she sleep with her after falling in love?
She doesn't agree!
Gu Congxin evoked a provocative smile, and gave Lang Qiao a set of emoji packs of straight pandaren quotes.

[Gu Counselor: Take it to coax him, and deal with all kinds of unreasonable troubles. 】

And Lang Qiao really believed her evil, and excitedly clicked on Ji Shaoyi's dialog box again.

[Steel Concrete: I'm here to coax you! 】

Ji Shaoyi was already about to fall asleep, but was suddenly woken up by the alert sound of special concern.

He touched the phone in a daze, and was caught off guard by the news that moved him to tears.

With the excitement of 'my straight girl of steel finally enlightened', he replied cautiously.

[Misunderstanding: Really?Are you really here to coax me?Hey, hey, he's so angry with you that his lungs are going to explode! 】

Then he saw...

【Steel concrete: drink more hot water.jpg】

Ji Shaoyi: "???"

He was so caught off guard by this emoji of a straight man that he almost didn't come up, and he was stunned for a long time before finally choking out a sentence.

[Mischievous Eyes: Did you come here to make up for it because you saw that I wasn't dead? 】

And Lang Qiao...

【Steel Concrete: Whatever you say is fine.jpg】

【Steel Concrete: I can't help you if you think so.jpg】

【Steel Concrete: I don't want to argue with you.jpg】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Damn...

[Mischievous Eyes: No more emojis! 】

[Steel Concrete: Why? 】

【Steel Concrete: What did I do wrong.jpg】

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

After being comforted by Lang Qiao's operation like a tiger, her little wife was not only not coaxed well, but even angrier...

He even announced viciously that he would unilaterally break up with her for twelve hours!

Lang Qiao calculated it in his heart, twelve hours didn't seem to be a big deal, it was just a night's sleep.

So she happily replied to him.

[Steel Concrete: Since you have broken up with me now, should I go to sleep? 】

[Steel Concrete: I'll come back to get back with you tomorrow morning. 】

[Steel Concrete: Good night. 】

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Damn...

Good night, good night!

In love, as long as he dares to say break up, she dares to agree, right?Don't you want to keep him for a billion dollars?
He closed himself.

……

Without the tiring method and octopus-like restraint that a certain African chief used every night, Lang Qiao woke up the next morning in the presumptuous sleeping position he hadn't seen for a long time.

In order to avoid being raped by her, Gu Congxin took refuge in the guest room with her little quilt the night before.

When Lang Qiao finished washing and came out of the bedroom refreshed, he could smell the smell of fried eggs all over the room.

She followed the scent all the way, and saw Gu Congxin, who had woken up early in the morning, wearing a small floral apron, busy in the spacious open kitchen.

No makeup was applied on her plain face, and her long wavy hair was gently tied behind her head with a hair tie. The faint morning light shone obliquely on her body through the window, making her demure and gentle.

Lang Qiao leaned on the stairs and looked at her for a while, feeling inexplicably...

A wife like Ji Shaoyi who has nothing to do but be coquettish and cute is fine.

At worst, she and Gu Congxin raised a cat together!
She stepped on her slippers and approached lightly. Just as she was about to ask Gu Congxin if she wanted to have a cat, she saw a certain cooking sand sculpture shaking the pan, and the fried eggs in the pan were overturned. Face to face, still singing: "I just caught a few demons~ Hey! I caught a few more demons~ Why are there so many monsters..."

With a bang, the filter called love in Lang Qiao's heart shattered.

Gentleness and demureness are all fake, under this beauty's skin, there is obviously an Erha who is as happy as Ji Shaoyi!
Lang Qiao silently swallowed the words that came to her lips. Just as she was about to sit at the dining table and wait for the meal to be served, she felt Gu Congxin's peripheral vision sweep her away and locked onto her figure.

　Here should be Aite Lu Shiguang (I have no connotation, I express it)

　　
　
(End of this chapter)