The e-sports god has fallen again
Chapter 240 Why Don't You Take Me With You When Playing Games
Chapter 240 Why Don't You Take Me With You When Playing Games
Seeing people watching her cooking, Gu Congxin immediately became more excited. On the spot, he danced the spatulas and pans in his hands more vigorously than a disc player, and he still did not forget to interact with her: " How are you my friend who just woke up? Let me see your hands!"
Lang Qiao: "..." Crazy.
She should choose Captain Ji who is more emotionally stable, at least he has a cat.
As soon as she thought of Captain Ji, the news of Captain Ji came.
[Lack of heart and eyes: Sparks. 】
As soon as he saw his fluffy cat head, the corners of Lang Qiao's lips began to rise unconsciously, and the speed of replying messages was also exceptionally fast.
[Steel Concrete: Are you not angry anymore? 】
Ji Shaoyi on the opposite side of the screen snorted coldly, thinking, do I dare to be angry?I was so angry that no one coaxed me.
The mouth is still arrogant.
[Mischievous Eyes: Anger is anger, sparks must continue! 】
[Heartless Eyes: Heads can be broken, blood can flow, and our spark can't be lost! 】
[Mischievous Eyes: Don't forget your identity, you are just my continuation machine. 】
Lang Qiao: "..." All right, you can rhyme and everything you say is right.
Guessing that their [-]-hour 'breakup period' hadn't passed yet, Lang Qiao stuffed the phone into his pocket and began to help Gu Congxin bring breakfast to the dining table.
Gu Congxin asked her excitedly while taking off her apron: "What shall we do after breakfast?"
Lang Qiao dangled her short legs and sat down at the dining table, her cheeks were stuffed with fried eggs, and said vaguely, "Playing games?"
Gu Congxin knew that she would answer this way, so he rolled his eyes on the spot, and before he had time to complain, he heard her say again: "If you don't hurry up and play two more rounds with me, when I go to the professional team, there will be no It's time to take you."
Gu Congxin thought about it carefully, and felt that it was really fucking reasonable, so he silently swallowed back the rant that came to his lips.
So, at the suggestion of Lang Qiao, a gamer, the two of them finished their breakfast quickly, and each of them held a computer, and started the journey of Chaji.
But Ji Shaoyi was even worse.
He coquettishly and cutely sent dozens of messages, but he didn't get a single response.
He was so angry that he turned on the computer on the spot, started PUBG, and was shocked to see...
His wife and old neighbor Gu are online at the same time, and they are all in the game!
Ji Shaoyi: "..." You fucking have time to play games with your sisters, but you don't have time to reply me a message?
He failed, he failed utterly.
Lang Qiao was driving a sports car and singing with Gu Congxin in the game, when she was caught off guard by the phone ringing that she had thrown thousands of miles away, and looking at the flashing caller ID on the screen, it seemed that Ji Shaoyi...
Seeing Lang Qiao's heart suddenly 'thump', he had an inexplicable sense of panic about being caught by his wife while playing games with his little lover. Without paying attention to the one in his hand, he slipped and fell off the cliff with Gu Congxin.
Looking at the two neat boxes on the screen, Gu Cong said sadly: "That's great, so I can answer calls from my boyfriend~"
Lang Qiao: "..." I'm not, I'm not, you're talking nonsense!
Under Gu Congxin's deadly stare of "I suspect you are playing me but I have no evidence", Lang Qiao took the courage to fish for the phone, and felt a little guilty when he opened his mouth, "Hello?"
Ji Shaoyi's voice sounded a little more sour than Gu Congxin's, and the first thing he said was: "Here? Why didn't you take me with you when you were playing games? Is it because your relationship has faded? Do you think I'm annoying? Being held down by the old Gu next door Have you invited my hand?"
Lang Qiao: "..." God damn the old Gu next door.
"Didn't you say you wanted to break up with me for twelve hours?" She glanced at the time guiltily, and then said confidently: "When I started with you, twelve hours hadn't arrived yet."
"If I say break up, do you want to break up?" Ji Shaoyi snorted, and his muffled voice sounded particularly aggrieved: "I told you to coax me, why don't you coax me?"
Lang Qiao: "I won't."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." I was speechless.
He sniffed pretentiously, and said in a crying voice, "I've been sending you messages for a long time, but you didn't reply..."
Hearing that soft voice, Lang Qiao's heart softened, and a sense of guilt arose spontaneously. She silently clicked on the QQ interface, and saw the news that had been ringing, but ignored by her.
[Mischievous eyes: Are you ignoring me again?I'm angry! 】
After 1 minutes.
[Mischievous eyes: I'm really angry! 】
5 minutes later……
[Mischievous eyes: Still very angry! 】
10 minutes later……
[Mischievous eyes: I'm not angry anymore, can you just talk to me~]
【Lack of heart and eyes: Acting like a baby.jpg】
Lang Qiao: "..." You have the ability to be angry, you have the ability to have some backbone!
She was amused by the news that he directed and acted himself, and said helplessly, "I lost my phone too far just now, so I didn't notice it."
"Then why are you answering so quickly now?" Ji Shaoyi began to be affectionate: "Is it because I felt my husband's call, and ran over to answer the phone after leaving the game waiting for rescue?"
As long as she dared to say yes, he would dare to forgive her!
Even if he lied to him.
And if Lang Qiao knew how to go down the steps, she would not be a straight girl of steel.
She shook her head and said with sincerity: "Because I was startled by your phone call, we both fell to death."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." No more love, goodbye.
He pursed his lips, and was about to start a new round of coquetry, when he heard Lang Qiao ask him weakly: "Why don't I stop playing?"
"Why?" Seemingly feeling the desire to survive in her words, Ji Shaoyi couldn't hold back for a while, and pretended to be affectionate again: "Do you think that even games suddenly become unsatisfactory without me? "
As long as she dares to say yes, he dares to go online to accompany her immediately!
As expected, Lang Qiao, the straight girl of steel, did not disappoint him. She sighed, and popped out a sentence under his full expectation: "My teammate is too slow-witted, and has no game experience, so it doesn't matter if you don't play."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Life is not easy, and Fei Chief is autistic.
After silently feeling sorry for himself for two seconds, he moved his hand holding the mouse and sent a team invitation to Lang Qiao. The clear voice became low and deep through the receiver, with a little imperceptible petting. Ni: "Come in, my husband will take you."
Otherwise, what else can we do?The straight girl of steel whom I have chased will be pampered even on her knees.
Gu Congxin was still watching the movie with great interest, but was caught off guard by a mouthful of dog food, and his whole face was numb, and he complained sourly: "How old are you and let your girlfriend coax you all day long?" ? If my future boyfriend dares to do this, I will hang him up and beat him every day!"
"My girlfriend is willing to coax me, can you control it?" Ji Shaoyi snorted, and said with a sullen expression: "Slightly slightly."
See the comments section for Lang Qiao's straight male emoji pack~
(End of this chapter)
Seeing people watching her cooking, Gu Congxin immediately became more excited. On the spot, he danced the spatulas and pans in his hands more vigorously than a disc player, and he still did not forget to interact with her: " How are you my friend who just woke up? Let me see your hands!"
Lang Qiao: "..." Crazy.
She should choose Captain Ji who is more emotionally stable, at least he has a cat.
As soon as she thought of Captain Ji, the news of Captain Ji came.
[Lack of heart and eyes: Sparks. 】
As soon as he saw his fluffy cat head, the corners of Lang Qiao's lips began to rise unconsciously, and the speed of replying messages was also exceptionally fast.
[Steel Concrete: Are you not angry anymore? 】
Ji Shaoyi on the opposite side of the screen snorted coldly, thinking, do I dare to be angry?I was so angry that no one coaxed me.
The mouth is still arrogant.
[Mischievous Eyes: Anger is anger, sparks must continue! 】
[Heartless Eyes: Heads can be broken, blood can flow, and our spark can't be lost! 】
[Mischievous Eyes: Don't forget your identity, you are just my continuation machine. 】
Lang Qiao: "..." All right, you can rhyme and everything you say is right.
Guessing that their [-]-hour 'breakup period' hadn't passed yet, Lang Qiao stuffed the phone into his pocket and began to help Gu Congxin bring breakfast to the dining table.
Gu Congxin asked her excitedly while taking off her apron: "What shall we do after breakfast?"
Lang Qiao dangled her short legs and sat down at the dining table, her cheeks were stuffed with fried eggs, and said vaguely, "Playing games?"
Gu Congxin knew that she would answer this way, so he rolled his eyes on the spot, and before he had time to complain, he heard her say again: "If you don't hurry up and play two more rounds with me, when I go to the professional team, there will be no It's time to take you."
Gu Congxin thought about it carefully, and felt that it was really fucking reasonable, so he silently swallowed back the rant that came to his lips.
So, at the suggestion of Lang Qiao, a gamer, the two of them finished their breakfast quickly, and each of them held a computer, and started the journey of Chaji.
But Ji Shaoyi was even worse.
He coquettishly and cutely sent dozens of messages, but he didn't get a single response.
He was so angry that he turned on the computer on the spot, started PUBG, and was shocked to see...
His wife and old neighbor Gu are online at the same time, and they are all in the game!
Ji Shaoyi: "..." You fucking have time to play games with your sisters, but you don't have time to reply me a message?
He failed, he failed utterly.
Lang Qiao was driving a sports car and singing with Gu Congxin in the game, when she was caught off guard by the phone ringing that she had thrown thousands of miles away, and looking at the flashing caller ID on the screen, it seemed that Ji Shaoyi...
Seeing Lang Qiao's heart suddenly 'thump', he had an inexplicable sense of panic about being caught by his wife while playing games with his little lover. Without paying attention to the one in his hand, he slipped and fell off the cliff with Gu Congxin.
Looking at the two neat boxes on the screen, Gu Cong said sadly: "That's great, so I can answer calls from my boyfriend~"
Lang Qiao: "..." I'm not, I'm not, you're talking nonsense!
Under Gu Congxin's deadly stare of "I suspect you are playing me but I have no evidence", Lang Qiao took the courage to fish for the phone, and felt a little guilty when he opened his mouth, "Hello?"
Ji Shaoyi's voice sounded a little more sour than Gu Congxin's, and the first thing he said was: "Here? Why didn't you take me with you when you were playing games? Is it because your relationship has faded? Do you think I'm annoying? Being held down by the old Gu next door Have you invited my hand?"
Lang Qiao: "..." God damn the old Gu next door.
"Didn't you say you wanted to break up with me for twelve hours?" She glanced at the time guiltily, and then said confidently: "When I started with you, twelve hours hadn't arrived yet."
"If I say break up, do you want to break up?" Ji Shaoyi snorted, and his muffled voice sounded particularly aggrieved: "I told you to coax me, why don't you coax me?"
Lang Qiao: "I won't."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." I was speechless.
He sniffed pretentiously, and said in a crying voice, "I've been sending you messages for a long time, but you didn't reply..."
Hearing that soft voice, Lang Qiao's heart softened, and a sense of guilt arose spontaneously. She silently clicked on the QQ interface, and saw the news that had been ringing, but ignored by her.
[Mischievous eyes: Are you ignoring me again?I'm angry! 】
After 1 minutes.
[Mischievous eyes: I'm really angry! 】
5 minutes later……
[Mischievous eyes: Still very angry! 】
10 minutes later……
[Mischievous eyes: I'm not angry anymore, can you just talk to me~]
【Lack of heart and eyes: Acting like a baby.jpg】
Lang Qiao: "..." You have the ability to be angry, you have the ability to have some backbone!
She was amused by the news that he directed and acted himself, and said helplessly, "I lost my phone too far just now, so I didn't notice it."
"Then why are you answering so quickly now?" Ji Shaoyi began to be affectionate: "Is it because I felt my husband's call, and ran over to answer the phone after leaving the game waiting for rescue?"
As long as she dared to say yes, he would dare to forgive her!
Even if he lied to him.
And if Lang Qiao knew how to go down the steps, she would not be a straight girl of steel.
She shook her head and said with sincerity: "Because I was startled by your phone call, we both fell to death."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." No more love, goodbye.
He pursed his lips, and was about to start a new round of coquetry, when he heard Lang Qiao ask him weakly: "Why don't I stop playing?"
"Why?" Seemingly feeling the desire to survive in her words, Ji Shaoyi couldn't hold back for a while, and pretended to be affectionate again: "Do you think that even games suddenly become unsatisfactory without me? "
As long as she dares to say yes, he dares to go online to accompany her immediately!
As expected, Lang Qiao, the straight girl of steel, did not disappoint him. She sighed, and popped out a sentence under his full expectation: "My teammate is too slow-witted, and has no game experience, so it doesn't matter if you don't play."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Life is not easy, and Fei Chief is autistic.
After silently feeling sorry for himself for two seconds, he moved his hand holding the mouse and sent a team invitation to Lang Qiao. The clear voice became low and deep through the receiver, with a little imperceptible petting. Ni: "Come in, my husband will take you."
Otherwise, what else can we do?The straight girl of steel whom I have chased will be pampered even on her knees.
Gu Congxin was still watching the movie with great interest, but was caught off guard by a mouthful of dog food, and his whole face was numb, and he complained sourly: "How old are you and let your girlfriend coax you all day long?" ? If my future boyfriend dares to do this, I will hang him up and beat him every day!"
"My girlfriend is willing to coax me, can you control it?" Ji Shaoyi snorted, and said with a sullen expression: "Slightly slightly."
See the comments section for Lang Qiao's straight male emoji pack~
(End of this chapter)
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