The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 241 Bear Child

"Actually..." Lang Qiao opened his mouth, and was about to say that he didn't want to, but Ji Shaoyi quickly cut it off: "I don't care! If I say you are willing, you are willing, and you don't accept rebuttals!"

As long as he interrupts the spellcasting quickly enough, Zhinv Quotations can't catch up with him!

Lang Qiao: "..."

What can she do?She could only silently send a team invitation to Gu Congxin, and started a new round of Qiaji with hugs left and right.

After a short matching time, the three entered the quality square.

Ji Shaoyi is still a hot and blind fan, and the moment he entered the quality square, he trotted all the way to Lang Qiao, showing a big love to Lang Qiao's hunk.

The unrepeatable earthy love words came as soon as he opened his mouth: "Baby, do you know what to get by drilling wood?"

It wasn't once or twice that Lang Qiao was tricked by him. He knew that since he dared to ask such a question, the correct answer must not be making fire.

Instead of making fire... what else could it be?

Lang Qiao stared at the image of his hot blind soft girl for a moment, and four words appeared in his mind inexplicably.

So she was caught off guard and said, "I'll take your dog's life."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Sorry to bother you.

What can he do?He could only silently swallow the phrase "marry you" that came to his lips.

Gu Congxin laughed unkindly on the spot, and while laughing, cue the passers-by they matched: "Look at Goose Goose No. [-], there is a fool in our team who can't even flirt with his wife!"

Then she saw that the microphone on No. [-] really flickered, and then, a milky voice came out of their team voice: "What are you goose goose goose goose? I don't understand what's so funny."

Gu Congxin was shocked by this disgusting little milk voice, and subconsciously said 'fuck': "Are we... matched with elementary school students?"

After a strange silence for two seconds, Ji Shaoyi laughed back without hesitation: "Hahaha, look, my wife, this person is despised by elementary school students!"

Before his wife had time to speak, she was cut off by pupil No. [-] again: "Is it funny? I know it all the time hahaha!"

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

He who was also disliked '嘤' burst into tears: "Hey my wife, he despises me!"

Lang Qiao's voice was colder than that of a primary school student: "Shut up, I'll beat you to death with one more whine."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Boom.

In order not to be disgusted by the first child, in the next few minutes, the three adults boarded the plane quietly, jumped out of the parachute without saying a word, and went into the room lightly to search for things.

until--

"Wow, I picked up a triple mirror!" After playing for so long, Gu Congxin still didn't get rid of her habit of yelling when she picked up something good, and asked Lang Qiao excitedly: " Do you want it, sir? I'll send it to you!"

Lang Qiao hadn't had time to speak when she heard No. [-] snort coldly, and the childish voice was full of sarcasm: "What's there to show off with a triple mirror? I see four times, six times, and eight times. Pass!"

Lang Qiao: "..." Oh, then you are really awesome.

She frowned, but in the end she ignored the brat who interrupted, and only said to Gu Congxin: "You can use it, I already have it."

"Yeah, yum~" Gu Congxin happily responded, but at the same time, he didn't forget to take advantage of her: "Your Majesty~"

One by one, Ji Shao heard that the old Gu next door started to give double scopes to show his favor, so as a real boyfriend, we can't fall behind, and he also said: "Come on, my wife, I found your favorite gun~"

Lang Qiao got goosebumps all over his body from his slightly rising milky voice, just as he wanted him to straighten his tongue and talk properly, he saw that Gu Congxin had already run over her one step ahead, and without hesitation, he used a more whiny voice. The voice fought back: "Really? Let me be healthy~"

She hadn't run to Ji Shaoyi before she heard a 'bang', Ji Shaoyi, the dog, shot her in the head...

He pulled the bolt of the gun and said coldly: "I'm talking to my wife, children are not allowed to interrupt!"

Gu Congxin: "..." You are only a fucking child!

She burst into tears with a 'woof', crawling towards Lang Qiao's direction, and complaining: "Young man, you can help him~"

Lang Qiao: "..." Is this what it feels like to watch your own harem beauties vying for favor?
annoying.

Just as she was about to stop this kind of elementary school chick-style fighting for favor, she heard the real elementary school chicken speak, with a soft voice full of disdain: "Why do you people talk like this? I hate you the most These girls pretend to be cute on purpose.”

Lang Qiao: "..." God damn cute.

Do her wife and her girlfriends still pretend?They are so cute!
Lang Qiao took a deep breath, and just about to refute, he heard Ji Shao let out a cold snort, and started his teasing performance: "Why do you talk like this, kid? I hate you brats deliberately intervening other people's words."

No. [-] was obviously choked by him, "I..."

"I haven't even heard of Kangkang, is your home connected to Zhou Zhennan's network?" Before he could refute, Ji Shaoyi had already started a new round of output: "This brand's network is not very good. , I suggest that you tell your parents after you finish playing this game and ask them to change to another brand, for example, Ding Yuxi’s network is pretty good.”

Number one was stupefied by him: "What Zhou Zhennan Ding Yuxi? Our home is connected to wifi!"

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As the childhood shadow of the brats in the entire community, Ji Shaoyi has a lot of experience in fighting against the brats.

As soon as he heard this brat's voice raised a few degrees in anxiety, he said angrily, "Huh? What are you talking about? Your network is so bad that I can't hear you clearly."

"Our home is connected to Wi-Fi!" No. [-] repeated loudly.

Ji Shaoyi: "What? Your family can't afford the Internet fee?"

"I said our house is connected to Wi-Fi!" No. [-] gradually became irritable.

"Still can't hear clearly." While bullying the bear boy, Ji Shaoyi still didn't forget to interact with Lang Qiao and the others: "Can you hear him?"

Gu Congxin: "Huh? Is No. [-] actually talking?"

Lang Qiao: "I didn't hear that."

The number one that was tragically ignored: "..."

He snorted angrily, and while searching the house, he muttered: "It's disgusting to adults like you who are so stupid and like to pretend to be cute. I have eaten chicken more than 20 times by myself!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the sound of 'biu'. He was shot by someone on the hillside in the distance, and it was the kind of headshot.

Before Ji Shao went over to help him, No. [-]'s ID completely went dark, and he bbped unconvincedly: "A group of rookies can't move me!"

(End of this chapter)