The e-sports god has fallen again
Chapter 80
Chapter 80
In this way, Gu Congxin was successfully dragged into the thief's boat, and Ji Shaoyi bought her a game account on the spot with funding.
After briefly explaining the rules of the game and the basic key positions to her, Ji Shaoyi opened another four-row room to start a new round of training.
Since Gu Congxin was a new number, she naturally had no clothes to wear.
She looked at the well-dressed people in the quality square, and then at herself wearing only a bikini, she was so ashamed that she wanted to retreat on the spot.
"I'm like this... isn't it too indecent?" She walked up to Ji Shaoyi like a crab, raised her hand and punched him, and said arrogantly: "Take off your little skirt to me Wear it!"
Ji Shaoyi punched her back on the spot, and said indifferently: "Don't take it off, get out."
Then he danced meanly in front of her wearing a small skirt, with a vile look all over his body.
Gu Congxin was teased by him, turned around and complained to Lang Qiao: "Lang Jun, look at him~"
Lang Qiao, on the other hand, sneered at the fight between these two childish ghosts, without raising her eyelids, she only comforted her and said, "It's just a skirt, I'll pick one up later when I enter the game."
Gu Congxin: "..." Okay, I understand.
Before the two of them had sex, her husband had already started pretending to be blind.
But she didn't feel depressed for a long time. As soon as she got on the plane, she was attracted by new things again. She looked at the human being who jumped down like a dumpling with surprise on her face and said, "Are we going to jump down later? How about that?" Gao, you won’t throw people to death, will you?”
"Just follow the parachute obediently, and don't think about those who have or don't have it." Lang Qiao was afraid that she would be a monster and lose herself by jumping, so she sent her an invitation to follow with a single finger.
Ji Shaoyi hooked the corner of his lips, and a new round of deception was arranged: "Not necessarily."
"Everyone spent 98. Some of them played PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, while others could only play a skydiving simulator." After speaking, he raised an eyebrow at Gu Congxin in a mean way: "You know what I mean? "
Before Gu Congxin could speak, he heard Lang Qiaoliang's swishing voice: "For example, you are hanging on a high shelf?"
Ji Shaoyi: "..." We are still good friends without mentioning that mistake!
In order to prevent him from going around in circles with the magic of love on a whim, Lang Qiao directly deprived him of the right to skydive.
In order to prevent her from accidentally hanging him on the elevated again, Ji Shaoyi didn't dare to speak the whole time, and he was completely relieved until he landed safely.
Gu Congxin was like a severely hemiplegic patient throughout the whole process, rushing into the room with his head tilted and his body sideways, like picking up junk, curious about everything he saw.
Lang Qiao was busy searching for guns, when she was caught off guard, she yelled, "Mr. Lang!"
"what happened?"
As soon as Lang Qiao turned her head, she saw Gu Congxin approaching her like a crab, jumped up twice and said, "Look! I found a pair of pants!"
Lang Qiao: "..." Damn mentally retarded.
She cursed secretly in her heart, turned her head and walked upstairs, just as she saw a UZI submachine gun, she heard Gu Congxin yelling from downstairs: "My God! Come down, sir! I picked up a UZI submachine gun." Little padded jacket!"
Before Lang Qiao answered, he heard Ji Shaoyi hold back his smile and say, "Put it on quickly, don't freeze."
"Okay." Gu Congxin put on the cotton-padded jacket excitedly, and began to think that this skydiving game was interesting, but the clothes were not as good-looking as Krypton Gold Nuannuan.
So in the next few minutes, she picked up things more happily, and every time she picked up something, she would yell like offering a treasure.
"Hey, I picked up another scythe!"
Ji Shaoyi: "Good pick! We'll drive the tractor to cut the wheat later!"
"Wow, there are crossbows!"
"Pick up the crossbow too. If you see a pheasant later, shoot it to death." Ji Shaoyi flickered Meng Xinlai without blinking his eyelids: "Then eight big characters will appear on our screen, Daji Italy, have chicken tonight."
"This is the origin of the name eating chicken!"
"Okay!" Gu Congxin was completely interested in this game after being praised by him. After picking up the crossbow excitedly, he turned his head and saw a bottle of energy drink. Why use it? Is it because we are afraid that the pheasant we shot will not taste good, so you specially give a bottle of Coke to let us make Coke chicken wings?"
"Yes." Lang Qiao walked past her expressionlessly, not only did not have the idea of waking her up, but instead followed Ji Shaoyi to brainwash her: "So if you have the conditions, you can pick another pot."
Tian Luo looked at Ji Shaoyi and then at Lang Qiao, his mind was full of: What should I do?Should I wake her up?Is it not good to bully Mengxin like this?
Just as he was about to speak, he saw Gu Congxin push open the door and move sideways in front of him like a mentally retarded person. He reached out and picked up the pans scattered on the ground, and announced excitedly: "Comrades, pans There it is! When shall we go hunting?"
To express her excitement, she even walked around Tian Luo twice with the pot in her hand.
Tian Luo: "..." Such a naive Mengxin, I'll fucking bully him directly!
Since the two were sitting side by side, he stretched out his hand and pressed on Gu Congxin's keyboard, then pointed to the map in the lower right corner of the screen and said, "Did you see that white circle? When it starts to shrink, we will be driving." Time to find the chicken."
After he finished speaking, he coughed twice in embarrassment, driving to find chickens or something...why does it sound weird?
"Okay, then remember to call me when you leave." Gu Congxin said, excitedly went upstairs to start a new wave of treasure digging.
After searching the housing area, Ji Shaoyi went to the garage to find a car, and frantically honked the horn downstairs and said, "Comrades, come down quickly, we're going to find chickens."
As soon as he heard that he was looking for a chicken, Tian Luo was the first to rush over and got into the co-pilot.
Then he felt that someone looked at him coldly through the gap between the computers.
Tian Luo suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, turned his head weakly and asked him: "Boss, what do you think I am doing?"
"You, sit in the back." Ji Shaoyi said, and glanced at Lang Qiao from the corner of his eye, pointing out: "Master's co-pilot, whoever wants to sit can sit?"
Tian Luo: "..." Okay, I understand.
It's not even a sign of the horoscope, and I began to think that he was in the way.
He timidly changed to sit in the back row.
And Lang Qiao, who was about to get into the car, also weakly withdrew his finger that pressed F, turned his head and moved back two steps, sitting side by side with Tian Luo on the back seat.
When it was over, he said with a puzzled look on his face: "Aren't you not allowed to sit? What do you think I am doing?"
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Damn...
He closed himself.
(End of this chapter)
In this way, Gu Congxin was successfully dragged into the thief's boat, and Ji Shaoyi bought her a game account on the spot with funding.
After briefly explaining the rules of the game and the basic key positions to her, Ji Shaoyi opened another four-row room to start a new round of training.
Since Gu Congxin was a new number, she naturally had no clothes to wear.
She looked at the well-dressed people in the quality square, and then at herself wearing only a bikini, she was so ashamed that she wanted to retreat on the spot.
"I'm like this... isn't it too indecent?" She walked up to Ji Shaoyi like a crab, raised her hand and punched him, and said arrogantly: "Take off your little skirt to me Wear it!"
Ji Shaoyi punched her back on the spot, and said indifferently: "Don't take it off, get out."
Then he danced meanly in front of her wearing a small skirt, with a vile look all over his body.
Gu Congxin was teased by him, turned around and complained to Lang Qiao: "Lang Jun, look at him~"
Lang Qiao, on the other hand, sneered at the fight between these two childish ghosts, without raising her eyelids, she only comforted her and said, "It's just a skirt, I'll pick one up later when I enter the game."
Gu Congxin: "..." Okay, I understand.
Before the two of them had sex, her husband had already started pretending to be blind.
But she didn't feel depressed for a long time. As soon as she got on the plane, she was attracted by new things again. She looked at the human being who jumped down like a dumpling with surprise on her face and said, "Are we going to jump down later? How about that?" Gao, you won’t throw people to death, will you?”
"Just follow the parachute obediently, and don't think about those who have or don't have it." Lang Qiao was afraid that she would be a monster and lose herself by jumping, so she sent her an invitation to follow with a single finger.
Ji Shaoyi hooked the corner of his lips, and a new round of deception was arranged: "Not necessarily."
"Everyone spent 98. Some of them played PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, while others could only play a skydiving simulator." After speaking, he raised an eyebrow at Gu Congxin in a mean way: "You know what I mean? "
Before Gu Congxin could speak, he heard Lang Qiaoliang's swishing voice: "For example, you are hanging on a high shelf?"
Ji Shaoyi: "..." We are still good friends without mentioning that mistake!
In order to prevent him from going around in circles with the magic of love on a whim, Lang Qiao directly deprived him of the right to skydive.
In order to prevent her from accidentally hanging him on the elevated again, Ji Shaoyi didn't dare to speak the whole time, and he was completely relieved until he landed safely.
Gu Congxin was like a severely hemiplegic patient throughout the whole process, rushing into the room with his head tilted and his body sideways, like picking up junk, curious about everything he saw.
Lang Qiao was busy searching for guns, when she was caught off guard, she yelled, "Mr. Lang!"
"what happened?"
As soon as Lang Qiao turned her head, she saw Gu Congxin approaching her like a crab, jumped up twice and said, "Look! I found a pair of pants!"
Lang Qiao: "..." Damn mentally retarded.
She cursed secretly in her heart, turned her head and walked upstairs, just as she saw a UZI submachine gun, she heard Gu Congxin yelling from downstairs: "My God! Come down, sir! I picked up a UZI submachine gun." Little padded jacket!"
Before Lang Qiao answered, he heard Ji Shaoyi hold back his smile and say, "Put it on quickly, don't freeze."
"Okay." Gu Congxin put on the cotton-padded jacket excitedly, and began to think that this skydiving game was interesting, but the clothes were not as good-looking as Krypton Gold Nuannuan.
So in the next few minutes, she picked up things more happily, and every time she picked up something, she would yell like offering a treasure.
"Hey, I picked up another scythe!"
Ji Shaoyi: "Good pick! We'll drive the tractor to cut the wheat later!"
"Wow, there are crossbows!"
"Pick up the crossbow too. If you see a pheasant later, shoot it to death." Ji Shaoyi flickered Meng Xinlai without blinking his eyelids: "Then eight big characters will appear on our screen, Daji Italy, have chicken tonight."
"This is the origin of the name eating chicken!"
"Okay!" Gu Congxin was completely interested in this game after being praised by him. After picking up the crossbow excitedly, he turned his head and saw a bottle of energy drink. Why use it? Is it because we are afraid that the pheasant we shot will not taste good, so you specially give a bottle of Coke to let us make Coke chicken wings?"
"Yes." Lang Qiao walked past her expressionlessly, not only did not have the idea of waking her up, but instead followed Ji Shaoyi to brainwash her: "So if you have the conditions, you can pick another pot."
Tian Luo looked at Ji Shaoyi and then at Lang Qiao, his mind was full of: What should I do?Should I wake her up?Is it not good to bully Mengxin like this?
Just as he was about to speak, he saw Gu Congxin push open the door and move sideways in front of him like a mentally retarded person. He reached out and picked up the pans scattered on the ground, and announced excitedly: "Comrades, pans There it is! When shall we go hunting?"
To express her excitement, she even walked around Tian Luo twice with the pot in her hand.
Tian Luo: "..." Such a naive Mengxin, I'll fucking bully him directly!
Since the two were sitting side by side, he stretched out his hand and pressed on Gu Congxin's keyboard, then pointed to the map in the lower right corner of the screen and said, "Did you see that white circle? When it starts to shrink, we will be driving." Time to find the chicken."
After he finished speaking, he coughed twice in embarrassment, driving to find chickens or something...why does it sound weird?
"Okay, then remember to call me when you leave." Gu Congxin said, excitedly went upstairs to start a new wave of treasure digging.
After searching the housing area, Ji Shaoyi went to the garage to find a car, and frantically honked the horn downstairs and said, "Comrades, come down quickly, we're going to find chickens."
As soon as he heard that he was looking for a chicken, Tian Luo was the first to rush over and got into the co-pilot.
Then he felt that someone looked at him coldly through the gap between the computers.
Tian Luo suddenly got goosebumps all over his body, turned his head weakly and asked him: "Boss, what do you think I am doing?"
"You, sit in the back." Ji Shaoyi said, and glanced at Lang Qiao from the corner of his eye, pointing out: "Master's co-pilot, whoever wants to sit can sit?"
Tian Luo: "..." Okay, I understand.
It's not even a sign of the horoscope, and I began to think that he was in the way.
He timidly changed to sit in the back row.
And Lang Qiao, who was about to get into the car, also weakly withdrew his finger that pressed F, turned his head and moved back two steps, sitting side by side with Tian Luo on the back seat.
When it was over, he said with a puzzled look on his face: "Aren't you not allowed to sit? What do you think I am doing?"
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Damn...
He closed himself.
(End of this chapter)
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