The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 88
Under the expectant eyes of the two of them, Lang Qiao touched his pocket expressionlessly, took out a palm-sized express box, and threw it in front of them: "Here."

The air was suddenly dead silent.

Gu Congxin wiped off his sweat, and while he was relieved, he was still a little speechless: "Is this too small?"

"It's as big as a palm, it's not too small!" Tian Luo took the box and compared it in his hands, and shouted: "We can still eat it if it's so big, and it will eat us if it's too big!"

Gu Congxin: "..." It seemed reasonable, but I couldn't refute it.

Ji Shaoyi caught a lot of rain in order to take care of a certain crab that was scurrying around. He threatened Tian Luo while drying his coat: "Be careful, if it jumps out later, it won't loose unless you nibble one of your fingers." .”

Tian Luo's face turned pale with fright, and as soon as he let go, the courier box fell on the dining table.

Gu Congxin pressed his ear to listen without fear of death, but he didn't hear anything.

She held an invisible cigarette between her fingers, and made some serious random analysis: "Judging from the current movements, the fish is very stable."

"So..." Tian Luo swallowed nervously: "When shall we take it apart and have a look?"

When he heard that the fish was going to be removed, Gu Congxin backed away at the speed of light, "Do you dare? I don't dare anyway."

"I, I, I don't dare." Tian Luo was so panicked that his tongue was about to tie up, "I'm scared to go to the toilet by my mother."

Seeing that the eyes of the two of them were about to be aimed at Lang Qiao, Ji Shao reached out and knocked on the heads of each of them, "Remove what? It's time to eat."

Lang Qiao: "If it's not properly disassembled, this meal will be considered a farewell."

Gu Congxin and Tian Luo panicked even more after being threatened by the two of them singing together.

But when they thought that this might be their last meal, the two of them turned their fear into appetite, and they ate more happily than the other. More than half of the five catties of crayfish went into their mouths.

After eating and drinking, the two of them rubbed their round bellies and collapsed side by side on the sofa.

Ji Shaoyi took the express box the size of a fist, put it in the middle of the coffee table, and said mysteriously: "Shall I show you an after-dinner show?"

"Perform a hammer, you just want to tear apart my courier." Lang Qiao pulled him aside casually, and picked up the box to perform a bare-handed tearing of the courier for everyone present.

It was too late and then too soon, Gu Congxin rushed towards her, hugged her thighs with both hands, and said with a playful voice: "No! Sir! How can you come in person for such a trivial matter as unpacking the courier?"

"If one weak zero falls, there will be tens of thousands of weak zeros standing up, but my husband is a limited edition." Gu Congxin pretended to wipe away his tears, and he was almost moved to tears by himself: "I can not live without you!"

Ji·Weak Zero·Shaoyi: "???" I can't fucking live without myself...

I suspect you want to take the opportunity to get rid of me, and I have proof.

But as a man, how could he let the woman he loves face the danger?
So he gritted his teeth, and with a heartbroken heart, he reached out and snatched the box away, and then tore it hard——

Not torn.

Lang Qiao silently handed over the scissors, looked at him like a fool, and said, "Use this, Weak Zero."

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

That weak voice deeply hurt his heart, he turned his grief and anger into a desire to destroy, and scratched the tape on the express box clean, and then, under the expectant gaze of the three of them, slowly Slowly opened the box.

Gu Congxin subconsciously hugged Lang Qiao tightly as if he was afraid that the fish would jump out of the box, and asked nervously, "What, how? Did you see it?"

Ji Shaoyi frowned tightly, and sighed with pain on his face: "It's too cruel."

After speaking, he handed the box to Lang Qiao.

Lang Qiao was stunned at first, and then said with a deep expression: "Those who hear it cry, those who see it are sad."

Then she handed the box to Tian Luo. Tian Luo's hands were shaking when receiving the box. After peeking at the contents of the box, it was more like a sewing machine in his body, and his whole body shook together.

The voice even trembled with an electronic sound: "This, this, this head, these teeth, I guess they can turn around and eat us tomorrow, right?"

As he spoke, he moved the box to Gu Congxin, and offered a sincere suggestion: "Would you like to take a look too? At least you know how you died."

Gu Congxin was stupefied by them, curled up on the sofa into a ball on the spot, covered his eyes with his hands and said, "I don't want to see, I don't want to look, I don't want to look!"

"Take a look." Lang Qiao reached out and picked up the box.

Gu Congxin: "I don't look at it, I don't look at it, I don't look at it!"

Ji Shaoyi was amused, "We're scaring you."

Gu Congxin: "You guys lied to me on purpose, so I won't be fooled!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, let's just release it and let her touch it." Tian Luo secretly suggested bad ideas beside her.

"It makes sense." Ji Shaoyi rubbed his chin with a smirk, and just as he took the box into his hand, Gu Congxin, who was driven crazy, suddenly stood up, closed his eyes and shouted "I don't want to see" at the same time , The hands and feet are still thumping.

Ji Shao didn't hold the one firmly in one hand, and she knocked the box over to the ground.

Gu Congxin only heard the sound of water 'poof', and a cool thing fell on her foot. She froze in place as if struck by lightning, but the pain that the fish had expected to bite her toe did not come for a long time.

She staggered the fingers covering her eyes by a small gap, and quietly looked down: there was a transparent plastic bag filled with water lying on her feet.

Gu Congxin carefully held one end of the plastic bag, picked it up in front of him, and took a closer look, but at first he didn't see where the fish was.

Ji Shaoyi laughed out loud on the spot, and said teasingly, "Do you need me to get you a magnifying glass?"

After his reminder, Gu Congxin moved his eyes closer, and then saw that there were indeed several fish in the water, swimming very fast, looking fierce, and all of them had jagged teeth.

It's this size like a shrimp...it's really unflattering.

The short ones are almost negligible, and the longest ones are no more than three centimeters. If you put this thing in a fish tank, if you know it, you are raising a tank of piranhas. If you don’t know it, you think you are raising a lonely one.

Really, I can't even see your idiot with a magnifying glass.

After staring at the school of fish for a while, Gu Congxin was completely happy.

While laughing, he asked Lang Qiao, "Why is this fish just like you, with a ferocious appearance and a petite physique?"

After she mentioned it, Ji Shaoyi also felt that the fierce appearance of the piranha was very similar to Lang Qiao, and said with a muffled laugh: "Maybe this is the legend, the fish follow the owner."

Tian Luo: "Hahahaha god damn fish follow the master, I'm a fucking expert!"

Lang Qiao: "..." Okay, I understand.

Next time directly raise sharks.

(End of this chapter)