The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 94 The bathroom of the comic exhibition is the entrance to another world

After tense and intense discussions, they finally unanimously decided to play an ancient and classic game.

The rule of this game is to draw 54 cards from [-] cards, arrange them in the best order, collide with each other, and study the highest financial value in the best order.

Commonly known as Doudizhu.

In order to increase the excitement, the loser has to take a truth or dare.

Ji Shaoyi, who loves to be a monster, was naturally the first to agree. When he went to help Lang Qiao get milk tea, he bought a deck of cards and came back. If there are not one thousand teammates, there are eight hundred!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in danger.

They immediately recalled the fear of being dominated by his non-chieftain aura in those years, so Lang Qiao reached out and snatched the cards he had shuffled, and said with disgust, "You are in charge of shuffling the cards."

Gu Congxin: "The minister seconded the proposal."

Tian Luo: "Secondary +1."

Although they wanted to run him so that he didn't even have any pants left, they were more afraid of being tricked by this non-chief.

Ji Fei Chief Shao, who was kicked out of the game, stared at the three of them playing, only to feel that the "Money and the Wild Man" in his hand suddenly became unsatisfactory.

Extremely bored, he closed "Money and the Wild Man" with a self-contained expression, clicked on the music software and played a background music of "Happy Fighting the Landlord" for them, and dubbed for them off-site while playing it.

Lang Qiao's skill is good, and it's a straight pair.

Ji Shaoyi was obviously more excited than her: "Lian Duo!"

Gu Congxin let out a cold snort, and threw out a set of bigger ones with a noble and glamorous expression.

Ji Shaoyi: "Take care!"

Without Ji Shaoyi as a foil, Tian Luo instantly became the worst player in the team. He drew and inserted the cards in his hand, looking like he was having a hard time making a choice.

Ji Shao squeezed his throat, and said in a pretentious manner: "Hurry up, the flowers I've been waiting for are all gone~"

Lang Qiao: "..." Damn mentally retarded.

She rubbed the goosebumps on her arms with a cold face, and silently moved aside.

In the end, under the shelling of Lang Qiao and Gu Congxin, Tian Landlord Luo was defeated.

"Hurry up, tell the truth or take a big risk?" Gu Congxin urged excitedly, and the smile on his lips gradually became obscene.

Seeing Tian Luo tremble unconsciously, he always felt that the questions he asked would be particularly unscrupulous given Gu Congxin's strong taste.

To be on the safe side, he resolutely chose to keep his privacy, betrayed his dignity, and said weakly: "Big, big risk."

What Gu Congxin was waiting for was this sentence. She first looked around to make sure that no one had noticed their conversation, then she joined them, and said mysteriously: "I heard... the man from Manzhan The toilet is like the entrance to another world, it is extraordinarily disorienting..."

"So, so?" Tian Luo looked at the corners of her lips that were raised to be shoulder to shoulder with the sun, and suddenly had a bad feeling.

"So how about you going to take a look instead of me?" Gu Congxin patted Tian Luo's pale face, smiling like a procuress who wanted to abduct and sell a good woman: "My requirements are not high, you just Standing guard at the door of the men's room, if someone comes out, you slap your butt and run away, isn't it exciting?"

Tian Luo: "!!!" This is so fucking exciting!This is simply stimulus fucking open the door for stimulus, stimulus is home, okay?
He was so frightened that he rolled his eyes and was about to faint on the spot.

But Gu Congxin ignored his performance at all, and looked directly at Lang Qiao and Ji Shaoyi: "How about my proposal?"

Lang Qiao: "Okay."

Ji Shaoyi: "As expected of you."

Tian Luo: "..." Can you still be a human being?
How could this group of people disregard his life and death just to satisfy their own bad tastes!
It's fine if you meet someone who is too weak right away, but if you meet a brutish and brutish old man, why don't you break his leg?
It doesn't matter if the leg is broken, but it can be brought back anyway, what if he is held responsible?
Didn't this fucking ruin his happiness in this life?
He still fantasizes that one day, his family's wolf hall will be able to blindly look at him and lead him to the pinnacle of life!

The more Tian Luo thought about it, the more his legs felt weak, and with a heavy heart like going to a grave, he walked into the bathroom as if he was dead.

On the other side, Gu Congxin looked at the hordes of rough guys in women's clothes coming out from the other direction, and made a puzzled voice: "Is the bathroom over there? Why does something seem wrong?"

Lang Qiao: "Ghost knows."

"Never mind him." Ji Shaoyi looked indifferent: "He just goes in and wanders around to make sense of it. Could it be that you really expect him to slap someone's ass?"

Gu Congxin: "Not only do I want to, I also want to watch on the spot."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." A creature like a rotten girl is so terrifying!
Tian Luo was hiding something in his heart, and he walked softly to the door of the bathroom, leaning on the wall like a thief.

At the same time, I was still wondering, isn't the restroom of the general comic exhibition overcrowded and people have to wait in line?Why is this bathroom so quiet?
He was thinking about it when he heard the sound of pumping water, someone was about to come out!
Hearing the sound of approaching footsteps, Tian Luo was so panicked that he didn't know where to put his hands and feet. He closed his eyes and adjusted his breathing. When he opened his eyes again, he saw that there was a tall and thin line at the sink. thin figure.

He looked at the opponent's height, then looked down at his legs, which were obviously shorter than others, and quickly calculated the escape route in his mind, as well as how many times his legs needed to flip every minute to avoid being caught by the opponent .

Then he gritted his teeth, and patted that pretty figure.

It may be that the hand feel is a bit unexpected, so that after Tian Luo finished filming, the whole person's brain short-circuited, and the previously planned route and speed were all forgotten...

The other party obviously froze, so scared that Tian Luo bowed ninety degrees on the spot, and did not dare to lift his head and said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, it's because I lost the truth-telling That's why I had to make such a bad move, your lord has a lot, don't bother with me, if it doesn't work, you can touch it back, I..."

Tian Luo had never spoken so sharply in his life. He took a deep breath, and was about to make a second round of fancy apologies, when he felt his buttocks raised due to bowing at ninety degrees, being patted lightly.

Immediately afterwards, he heard a chuckle from above his head, and the man said calmly, "It's even."

Tian Luo's face flushed red all of a sudden, and he froze in place as if struck by lightning. His first reaction was: Damn!Is this what it's like to be spanked by a hunk?

The second reaction is...

Bridge Bean Sacks!Why is the voice of Yujie, who is cold and snowy, so familiar? !
(End of this chapter)