The e-sports god has fallen again

Chapter 96
It's not like there are girls with a height of 1.8 meters. Going to the men's toilet may also be a personal hobby?

Anyway, the bathroom for guests... It seems that not many people go there?
When people face the reality that they don't want to believe, they can always find countless excuses for themselves.

Tian Luo, who was deeply shocked, walked back with heavy steps, and at the same time brainwashed himself crazily in his heart: Wolf Hall is a girl, she is super beautiful in real life, and she speaks super nicely...

Really, as long as I don't believe it, a goddess will always be a goddess!

Gu Congxin waited for the next move, but no one came back after waiting. He couldn't help but worried, "Why haven't you come back for so long? This honest man won't really touch the butt of the macho man, right?"

"Looking at this time, the whole bathroom is enough for him to touch it once." Ji Shaoyi held his chin and said solemnly: "Isn't it because of this that aroused the anger of the crowd and was beaten?"

Gu Congxin nodded in agreement, and said: "There's news tomorrow morning, shocking! A man strayed into the men's restroom of the comic exhibition and touched eighteen in a row. Everyone is not easy to mess with. If you are a hooligan, you will be sent to the ICU!"

"It's an old UC as soon as you open your mouth." Ji Shaoyi gave her a thumbs up, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it was possible.

He stood up abruptly, and was about to bravely rush into the men's room to rescue his child bride-in-law.

Before leaving, he still said to Lang Qiao with tears in his eyes: "Mr. Lang, if I don't come back in 10 minutes, you..."

He choked up a bit pretentiously, and before he could finish speaking, Lang Qiao said indifferently, "I'll raise another son?"

Ji Shaoyi: "..."

He swallowed the phrase 'You should find a good man to marry' abruptly, wiped away his self-made passionate tears, and said decisively: "Just call 120 and 110 for me."

Lang Qiao: "..." I thought you weren't afraid of death.

After explaining the funeral, Ji Shao raised his leg and was about to rush to the bathroom. Before taking two steps, he saw Tian Luo floating back like a wandering spirit, and sat down on the stool dejectedly. His whole body was capitalized Desperate.

As soon as Ji Shao slammed on the brakes, he strolled in front of him and began to understand the situation: "What's going on?"

While speaking, he tilted his head and looked at Tian Luo up and down, and murmured: "I'm not missing any arms or legs..."

Maybe it was because he was used to seeing it before, so that Tian Luo suddenly realized now that the face of his boss seems to be quite suitable for women's clothing.

And it may not be worse than the Wolf Hall...

That kind of manly face that is disastrous to the country and the people is real!

After realizing this, the villain in Tian Luo's heart cried even louder: Hey, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!

In the next few hours, no matter how Ji Shaoyi and Gu Congxin questioned, Tian Luo seemed to have his vocal cords sealed, and he didn't say a word about his tragic experience in the bathroom.

On the contrary, the way he looked at Ji Shaoyi became more and more strange, so strange that Ji Shaoyi felt that he might have awakened some new knowledge in the bathroom, and started to be like other ordinary people, greedy for Ji Shaoyi's body...

Otherwise, why is his eyes gay?There are billions of evils.

Under Tian Luo's gay eyes, Ji Shaoyi felt like a thorn in his back, and he couldn't feel comfortable playing the game.

After exhausting his energy, he stood up decisively and said, "I'll go to the other side to see which group it is."

Without waiting for Lang Qiao and Gu Congxin to respond, he left the exhibition center building as if fleeing, and squatted silently at the entrance of the Internet cafe for the audition to blow the cold wind.

What was even more frightening was that after a while, his cell phone vibrated.

As soon as Ji Shao took out his phone tremblingly, he saw...

[Xiaoluo blew a few times blindly, and the seagull flew a few times after listening to it: Boss, can you pretend to be a woman for me? 】

In order to be able to completely give up, he still wanted to see with his own eyes how a hunk man turned into a little goblin that wreaks havoc on the country and the people...

And Ji Shaoyi: "???" I gave you too much freedom, so that you dare to covet me now?
He was so stupid, really, he only knew that there were many little red guys who were greedy for his body in their school, but he didn't expect that there was a little red guy who had already lived with him.

[Gank your heart: Get a hammer, get out! 】

After sternly rejecting his perverted request, Ji Shaoyi took out his small notebook and wrote today's self-cultivation in the cold wind.

[October doesn't care what the fuck is the date, the wind is super strong and I'm super scared.

After deliberating for so long, Eunuch Tian finally showed his fangs to me!Just kidding, is the lonely women's clothing something that ordinary people can imagine?

Except for Mr. Lang, hehehe...]

It wasn't until the end of the comic exhibition that Lang Qiao and the others received the news from Ji Shaoyi that the final group match was about to begin.

This Internet cafe looks old and small from the outside, and it is the same after entering.

Among other things, it is far from the Shangke e-sports gym they usually go to.

The computer is separated from the computer by a partition, and contestants can only judge the enemy's position through their own screen, otherwise it is a violation.

After the contestants were seated as required, the staff read out the rules of the competition, and then all put on their headphones, and the competition began.

Before entering the door, Gu Congxin was still laughing and playing with Lang Qiao, and immediately felt the same suffocation as the college entrance examination.

And the staff walking back and forth behind them is the invigilator.

What's more terrible is that during the college entrance examination, at least she could still do most of the questions, but now...

For her, a rookie who has just entered the pit for half a month and is not even skilled in operation, it is tantamount to biting the bullet and handing in the white paper.

Gu Congxin took a deep breath, and just set a goal in his heart not to hold back, when he heard that Ji Shaoyi, a mentally handicapped village director, adjusted his wheat and began to mentally pollute them: "Hey, hey, hey? Can you hear me, my lord, my lord, my lord?"

Lang Qiao turned on the team mic with a blank expression: "Shut up."

"After all, this is the first official competition, so there is still a sense of ceremony." Ji Shaoyi cleared his throat, and the old cadre was full of style: "Just a few words to everyone, the audition is not as terrible as everyone thinks, in case Are the other teams all newcomers like Gu Tunsou?"

Gu Congxin: "???" I'm sorry, I feel offended.

"So don't feel psychological pressure when you enter the game later. You can fight as you usually do later. Mr. Lang and I are in charge of scoring points, Tian Luo is in charge of investigation, counseling..."

He paused, and after organizing the vocabulary for a long time, he suddenly popped out a sentence: "Be careful when throwing mines, don't blow up your teammates."

Gu Congxin: "..." Okay, I understand, you are here to break my mentality.

She thought that this bastard would turn on the mic to comfort her because she was out of her mind, right?
(End of this chapter)