My Anti-Japanese Brigade

Chapter 317 Trouble at the city gate!

"Hehe!...I said you are looking for bad luck, but you still don't believe me,...uh! And you dare to hit the monk! I think you are facing disaster!...Uh!..." Qi Dabing seemed drunk, half awake Fei woke up, but bumped his body towards the head of the puppet army! ...

"Hey! I think you are looking for a fight, right?..." The puppet army leader kicked Dabing Qi in the stomach, and what about Dabing Qi at this time?But he staggered a step, sideways, dodged the kick, and then landed on the skinny puppet soldier with his body and elbow.

"boom!……"

The skinny puppet soldier struggled and fell to the ground, but with him there were other soldiers, and the ragged clothes that hadn't been washed for tens of thousands of years were right on the nose of the puppet army leader. Almost smoked him up.

"What did I say? Hitting the monk, you will go to the [-]th floor of hell!...Uh!..." Before Qi Dabing got up, he sprayed a wine belch on the face of the skinny puppet soldier.

"Come on, arrest this stinky beggar for me!...Come on!..." The little leader of the puppet army was pressed down by Qi Dabing, unable to get up, and immediately began to greet people.But at this time, none of the people who came here were willing to catch Da Bing Qi, because his clothes didn't need to be wiped, and they were all greasy at first glance, and who would dare to grab him after he hadn't washed them in countless lifetimes?
"Pull away!...Pull away quickly!..." The thin puppet army leader shouted hoarsely.The few puppet troops who surrounded them did not move.However, at this moment, a devil's lieutenant came over and yelled: "Baga! Why are you all surrounded here?..."

The ghost lieutenant pushed aside the crowd, only to see a monk-like man holding down a small squad leader of the puppet army.Immediately he laughed loudly and said, "Haha!...Baga! Overwhelmed by a monk, stupid pig!..."

"Hehe! He's a stupid pig!...A very stupid stupid pig!...Uh!..." Seeing the devil coming, Qi Dabing knew that he couldn't make trouble anymore, and he would definitely be dragged away by the devil.So Qi Dabing took another sip of wine, got up, staggered, and walked into the city.

"Taijun! He doesn't have a certificate of good citizenship,... catch him!..." The leader of the puppet army was just released by Qi Dabing, and he complained to his master.

"Yuhe! Grab him and ask him why he doesn't have a good citizen certificate?... Otherwise he will die!..." That devil warrant officer, who is really a murderous devil, doesn't have a good citizen certificate, so he wants to beheaded.

"I don't have a certificate of good citizenship, but I have one!...Here I am!..." Qi Dabing took out a certificate of duty, but it was in vain, and the devil who came to get the certificate, left and right, just couldn't touch it. piece.

"You, and you! Hold him!... Baga, a drunkard monk!..." The ghost warrant officer ordered two ghost soldiers to hold Qi Dabing up, and then he looked at the certificate.And if it wasn't for the old devil Yoshida's order not to let them beat the monk, he would have slapped him long ago.Of course, with Qi Dabing's dirty appearance, maybe he doesn't want to smoke either.

"You hee! You are a good monk!...Eminent monk, you can go!..." After reading the certificate, the little devil immediately returned the certificate to Dabing Qi with a smile on his face.Because it is stamped with the official seal of old devil Yoshida, so what does that mean?It means that this ultimatum was issued by Yoshida Nakazuo himself, how dare he stop it?

"You too, so do I!... He's the only one who doesn't, and he still doesn't believe me when I say he's going to be unlucky!... Uh!... You're a good guy!..." Qi Dabing hurt the puppet soldier The squad leader said a few words, but gave the devil a big thumbs up, and the devil immediately agreed.With two big mouths, they slapped the thin puppet squad leader.

"Baga, Lu! Even the eminent monk doesn't recognize you, you stupid pig!...very stupid!..." After the little devil finished fighting, he saluted Qi Dabing and went on patrol.Leaving the inexplicable small squad leader of the puppet army alone, he felt that he was really unlucky today.The eminent monk said it was right, and even the prince was polite to him, so this person must have some ability, so he ignored the ridicule of others, and shouted while chasing the soldiers: "Eminent monk! !Wait!... Can you help me crack one or two?..."

"Uh! You want to crack it?... I think you have to lose your money, and you can avoid disasters if you lose your money. You don't understand this?" Qi Dabing's eyes were drunk, but his heart was like a bright state. That is not in vain.And when I entered the city this time, I really forgot to bring money.

"Break money to avoid disaster? How much will it cost?..." Upon hearing that money was required, the thin puppet squad leader hesitated.Because of this money matter, how can you not be serious? ...

"This big money will avoid big disasters! Small money will avoid small disasters!... But you are a disaster that loses your head, you can see and take it yourself!...Uh!..." Qi Dabing stretched out his hand to ask for money, but the fake The squad leader of the small army gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, and took out five oceans from his pocket.And these five oceans are definitely not a small amount, it is enough for him to pay for two months of the army.

"Uh! This can only save half your life!...Maybe you're dead, don't blame me!...Uh!...Money and wealth!..." Qi Dabing hiccupped and While pulling his throat, he shouted such a sentence.

"Half-life?... Monk, I still have four oceans, all of which are given to you. Can you show us a way to survive?..." At this moment, the puppet squad leader believed in everything, and gave himself All the pockets were turned out, and four oceans and a few counterfeit coins were taken in the hands of Qi Dabing, just to get a way out.

"Uh! Even if the poor monk is in a good mood today, I will give you a way out of life!..." Qi Dabing pretended to be serious, counted with his fingers, and then sang: "There is no bodhi tree, and the mirror is not a stand. There is nothing in the first place, so what? Dust everywhere?..."

"Eminent Monk, don't you play charades? You have to tell me how to solve it?..." The small squad leader of the puppet army was at a loss after hearing these two sentences.

"Whispering! Don't interrupt, poor monk's words!...So, my old man, I don't know what to say, and I have to recalculate!..."

While talking, the soldiers of Qi counted again, and then said: "Fill a horizontal line on the soil, and the swordsmen will be launched soon! If you don't save yourself, you will lose Sirius!... Think about it for yourself!...Uh!..." Said here , Qi Dabing ignored the puppet squad leader, took the money and ran straight to the city gate.But when he saw his portrait on the city wall, the reward had risen to 3000 yuan! ...

(End of this chapter)