My Anti-Japanese Brigade

Chapter 318 The Living Buddha Appears!
"Uh!...It's a good thing that the poor monk put on makeup, otherwise he would have been recognized!..." Seeing the amount of silver reward, Qi Dabing was a little tempted, he didn't expect that he was so valuable.Even at the exchange rate of 200 yuan for a small yellow croaker, my own head is worth fifteen gold bars.

"Eminent monk! How do you explain this poem? You save people to the end, and send the Buddha to the west!..." However, just as Qi Dabing secretly sighed that his head was worth a lot of money, the small squad leader of the puppet army followed closely.

"Uneducated, it's terrible!... This is a secret. I have already revealed it to you, but you don't understand it. Find a scholar to help you understand it!..." Qi Dabing threw away such a sentence, and he walked away.The little squad leader of the puppet army who admired him was left alone.He felt that Dabing Qi was simply amazing, and he said a few words casually, which were all Zen words, so he hurried back to the gate of the city, not even looking at the certificate of good citizenship, but looking for this scholar! ...

"Hey! Stop, look at your delicate skin and tender flesh, you look like a scholar!..." The small squad leader of the puppet army finally pulled a student who seemed to have studied.But the elementary school student was startled, and immediately took out his good citizen certificate, and said nervously: "I, my family is from Baishi Town. Look, this is my good citizen certificate!..."

"What nonsense? Who wants to see your good citizen certificate?...Follow me!..." When the puppet platoon leader told the elementary school student to leave, he almost made the elementary school student, who was only sixteen or seventeen years old, cry in fright. Breaking free from the hand of the puppet army, he ran to the city.

"Catch him!..." Seeing the elementary school student run away, the squad leader of the puppet army didn't even chase after him. As soon as he yelled, two guards pinned the elementary school student down and pushed him back.

"Boss, I'm really a good citizen, my family lives in the town!..." The elementary school student raised his face with a begging look on his face, hoping that the boss in front of him would let him go.And he didn't understand why the boss was looking for his own bad luck?

"Don't talk nonsense!... Explain a poem to me, and you can leave if you solve it. If you can't solve it, I'll arrest you as a Communist!..." The small squad leader of the puppet army threatened for a while, this time Then he said: "Fill a horizontal line on the soil, and the swordsmen will be launched soon! If you don't save yourself, you will lose Sirius!... Can you explain to me, what does this poem mean?..."

"Explain poetry?..." Hearing that it was Xie Poetry, a stone in the elementary school student's heart finally fell to the ground, and immediately he said casually: "Fill a horizontal line in the soil, and swords are about to be launched! If you don't save yourself, you will die Sirius?... 嚄! I know!... Look at this "adding a horizontal line on the soil", isn't that a word for "king"? This "swords are about to be launched" means that there is going to be a war. Even a fool understands!... Crack!..."

The elementary school student got carried away with pride, and was immediately slapped on the head by the puppet squad leader, staring at him and said: "Who do you call a fool? Besides, our brothers are fools, so I will send you to the gendarmerie!..."

"That's right! I'm saying that my brothers are fools, so I will smash your head and break your legs!..." The puppet soldiers on the side responded one after another, but the elementary school student stuck out his tongue in fright, and said: "This poem It means that a man surnamed Wang is going to fight, so you should take care of yourself and be careful not to die under Sirius!..."

"Oh! This is simply a Living Buddha!...Accurate! It is so accurate!..." While speaking, the puppet soldier kowtowed in the direction where Qi Dabing was walking, and kowtowed.

"Head! What's the matter with you?... What living Buddha?..." The two puppet soldiers didn't know why, so they wanted to help their heads.But at this moment, the small squad leader of the puppet army said: "The living Buddha just said that I would be unlucky, and I was slapped several times by the Japanese! ... Then I asked the eminent monk to help me solve my bad luck, and this eminent monk said so A line of poetry is really effective!... You say, isn’t Captain Wang coming back? And it is said that he came back to deal with the wolf brigade. If we fight these two times, we will all die under the knife of the wolf Ah!...No, I have to find a way to hide!...You are watching here, I am going to ask for leave, even if my father is dead, and my mother is also dead, I will be mourning for three years!...Bye, brothers! ..."

The small squad leader of the puppet army ran away in a flash, and when they heard this, the two puppet soldiers were also stupid, but they didn't dare to run away like the squad leader, and immediately consulted with other people, so Dabing Qi A crooked poem spread among the puppet army, causing panic among the people, either asking for leave or fleeing privately, anyway, it was a mess.

But what about Qi Dabing at this time?Then one step and three shakes came to the 'Heavenly Immortal Donkey Meat'!It's just that he just walked to the door, and with the corner of his eye, he glanced at a ghostly guy. Although this person seemed to be selling baked sweet potatoes, his eyes never left his body.

"This 'celestial donkey meat' is really being targeted, then, could that little blacksmith be a Japanese spy?... It's just that Boss Xiao has already confirmed this, so is he worrying too much? ...No, I'd better notify Boss Xiao!..." Thinking of this, Qi Dabing kicked the door and entered.However, at this moment, a diner near the door sneered and said: "Hehe! This 'celestial donkey meat' really lives up to its reputation! Even a beggar monk came here to beg for meat!..."

"Laugh at me? You kid is looking for bad luck!..." Qi Dabing looked at the one who laughed at himself, who was shirtless and tattooed with chrysanthemums, so he knew that he was not a good person, he must be from the street A gangster, and not only this one, but also the people who ate with him.Then Qi Dabing greeted him with a smile on his face, stepped forward and saluted Buddha, and said, "Amitabha! It's really a good nature to be listed as a benefactor! I don't know if this meat is delicious?..."

"Go! Go! Go!...Don't bother the uncle to drink! Besides, you are a monk, and you come to this kind of place, aren't you afraid that the Buddha will send you to the eighteenth level of hell?..." The strong man who spoke said, It's a bit awkward, but I know very well that the monk in front of me must have no money and wants to come here to eat and drink.

"Hehe! The benefactor doesn't have to worry about that... The poor monk is here to convert these donkeys. These donkeys! They did bad things in their previous life, bullying men and women, and doing all kinds of evil, so in this life, they have to pay off their debts! ... Several Benefactor, do you know this karmic retribution?..." Qi Dabing held a broken fan and pointed at the few people in front of him, all of them looked dazed.

"It's like, you and I got acquainted because of the cause, and I will send you a word, that is the result!...Do you want to hear it?..." Qi Dabing was pretending to be mysterious at the moment, and those people were not fooled, so they nodded immediately should be.However, at this moment, Qi Dabing recited a little poem again: "The big house, the high hall, the donkey meat, the monk stayed here for no reason...I advise the brothers to keep their hands, the roasted sweet potatoes outside the door are hard to fight!..."

"What do you mean?..." The burly man was about to step forward to ask for an explanation.However, at this moment, Boss Xiao greeted him with a smile on his face and said: "This master is mine, I understand, if I am not talented, I will clear up the doubts for you guys!..."

(End of this chapter)